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Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2020

Dec

Candice Swanepoel Swimwear of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel may be a retired Victoria’s Secret model, or maybe she was just replaced by Elsa Hosk when she went on back to back maternity leave from her modeling because of her need to breed…perverts.

She may seem older than she actually is, because she’s been famous for getting half naked for a very long fucking time at this point….but despite those things working against her, coupled with her implant removal, I guess they call explants, or maybe she just lost her tits trying to keep the rest of her skinny… you know mom body things…which is why you don’t have kids until you’re on your last EGG.

Anyway, she’s living in Miami, doing her own bikini line, and surprisingly doesn’t have a vagina that looks like it’s exploded all over the fucking place due to the having kids thing which I think is an accomplishment…

Either way, I am a big fan of white swimsuits when they are wet and her ass looks good. So Candice isn’t dead yet…she just doesn’t seem to have an asshole…which is too bad.

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2020

Dec

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again….because I don’t have much to say when it comes to girls posting pics of their hip to waist ratio….or what they think is a waist to hip ratio when it is clearly the wrong ratio….other than that Science has proven that men find the ratio to be a legitimate thing when it comes to a woman’s sexual attraction, so all those bullshitters pushing body positivity and believing all women or whatever, are forgetting the very important thing….that none of that matters without a RATIO…otherwise we are selling ourselves show in acception things that science says is untrue…like why wouldn’t I only go for girls with the ratio if that’s the cream of the crop all you boxy bitches can fuck off…

My other ratio story, and I should save it for next week, but I’ve already said it because how many ratio stories can a motherfucker have….is that I used to ask girls their ratio when I went drining in clubs and even before the whole feminist instagram woke thing…we’re talking 20 years ago…girls would still be offended at that question…calling me some woman objectifier…which I guess I am…but I was only asking for science…

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2020

Dec

Ireland Baldwin Tits of the Day

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After all these years, I think I finally know what Alec Baldwin feels…sheer and utter disappointment in Ireland Baldwin…..I thought I knew what Alec Baldwin feels back when I saw Beetlejuice for the first time, but today I actually know what he feels because as a broken down rich kid with a famous dad who famously called her a pig, who was quick to Instagram influencing only to lose her mind and end up in rehab while her shitty cousin who believes in Jesus got famous, married a popstar, became that influence all while Ireland was out getting satanic tattoos….to really prove how many layers to her personality she had and none of those layers were VAPID rich kid….this should be her inserting things in her buuthole..and at Ireland’s heigh of 7 feet tall….that’d be a big butthole…one I’d feel at home with…but no, Ireland wants me homeless.

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2020

Dec

Kate Hudson Tight Leggings of the Day

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I will never forgive Kate Hudson for convincing Owen Wilson to kill himself, like that girl in the Documentary who encouraged some loser to kill himself, only instead of giving her manslaughter, give her the electric chair….make Kim Kardashian cry for her forgiveness or pardon or early release….then see all the fake ass, fake lips, trying to be the next Kardashians…..to jump on board forgetting that a man as great as Owen Wilson’s life is more important than Kate Hudsons, and not just because he’s a man…..OHHHHHH I got jokes…

I have a feeling that Kate Hudson, pre-getting cast in parts written for her mom but that her mom was too old for back when she was an actor, fucked a lot of dudes….but surprisingly her pussy doesn’t hang as low as you’d expect…plus she’s a mom too….I mean…maybe its photoshop….or maybe that’s actually her mom ass promoting her billion dollar fitness brand….who cares….she’s just lucky Owen Wilson didn’t go through with it…

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2020

Dec

Oana Gregory Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Oana Gregory is a Romanian who is apparently the first Romanian to be on Disney, I have a hard time believing that since Walt used to love to travel…….

Sex tourism wasn’t invented this year you know…

Anyway, she’s behaving like a child star would, especially one from Romania, which could be racist, if Romanians could read, which could also be racist, if Romanians were a race….I actually have nothing against Romanians but when the only thing I know about a girl who has her tits out is that she’s Romanian…it’s the only place to go…I mean I guess I could talk about her tits, but when it comes to Eastern Europeans being half naked on the internet, I prefer to just look at the tits…so do as you like…or as I like…since I’m in charge around here.

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2020

Dec

Bella Hadid Topless of the Day

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I know that Bella Hadid is some top influencer that pretends that she’s a model because the fashion industry jerks her off into thinking that she is…they are all a bunch of pussy suck up losers chasing clout…

Seriously, what kind of person do you think is drawn to work in the fashion industry, not a very socially conscious person who cares about the environment, since that industry destroys the world…but rather groupie fucks who want to think they are important selling 10 dollars sweatshirts for 1000 dollars to idiots of the internet and in order to do that they need people like Bella Hadid, that has become universally accepted as a model, despite looking like a hard faced foot, because the world is filled with idiot suck up losers….including Bella Hadid…

She’s just a rich kid who could buy her dream working amongst idiots who like the sales she generates with her 40 million followers, but she’s not interesting, she’s not hot, if anything she’s trash….plastic surgery ridden trash…but she’s viral trash and committed to the bullshit lie that she’s a model since everyone believes it, and she so badly wants to believe it, meaning it’s bullshit ontop of bullshit, and I guess that works when the world is basically bullshit too.

If she wanted to do something meaningful, maybe she’s list of plastic surgeries she’s had for girls who look up to her thanks to being ignorant fucks who believe the internet….to know she’s fake as fuck..and what she’s selling people is useless dog shit that doesn’t make you cooler, proven by the fact that she’s not cool…

So how can a loser become an icon that people look up to? From people who look up to people like Bella Hadid being fucking losers…and we definitely have a surplus of losers…I know because I am one….I’m an expert loser..while this loser’s winning.

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2020

Dec

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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All I keep hearing about on the internet is bullshit stories about the rise in activewear, but I guess in my defense I only read articles written by mommy bloogers in middle of the road jobs, you know it’s ASMR to me…

But yeah, 2020 is the year of the comfortable pants, and since girls are whores and like to be as hot as humanly possible, the comfortable pant is tight…in stretchy material…to shape the fucking body….

So we’re dealing with an influx of women who in tight comfy pants, trying to look as professional without sacrificing comfort for the zoom calls, while being slutty enough for their Only Fans content they produce during work hours while off ZOOM, because there’s money to be made and they are enterprising or at least into being jerked off it. It’s a fetish really…for them to put this out there and for us to try to figure out what their pussy looks like outside of the tight pants…

So here are some tight pants, so girls can ZOOM for their real jobs and produce porn for their side hustle, all without a costume change and I like to think we are the true winners in all this…

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2020

Dec

Man Throws Tantrum When Told to Wear Mask and Other Videos of the Day

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Idiotic Skier

Accident..

Woman Chases Off Thief

Employee of the Month

Truck Destroys Bedroom

Jungle Landing in Brazil

Spider Prank Fail

Idiots on the Motorbike

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2020

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I saw some story about some family that partitioned their living room and dining room with plastic sheeting so that their loser son could come home for the holidays, so they intentionally made him a bubble boy, where he sat around for 2 weeks to make sure he didn’t have COVID as to not kill his parents and I thought to myself…damn people really want to believe in this COVID thing…they really want to partake in it like it gives them something to do…we are just that lazy and bored to not go along with it…I mean dude gets 2 weeks of chill time at his mom and dad’s before his 2 weeks of Christmas vacation….it’s like the people trying to prevent COVID are the ones who would probably benefit from getting it…at least for society as a whole…you are all dumb.

I am not saying go lick door knobs, I am just saying if you’re not sick, you probably won’t get people sick and if you are sick, stay the fuck home…you can’t out run a virus, if it is going to get you, it is going to get you, so basically open up the strip clubs again, I need titties to grab to keep me inspired…unlike other COVID idiots loving the quarantine because we are all anti-social autistic losers who like to under achieve and live shitty boring lives in our bubbles….who are very into streaming….and the lockdown speaks to our fucking souls…and makes the best excuse…but remember…titties that could be getting grabbed aren’t getting grabbed and that’s sad.

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2020

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I hope you are drunk on Holiday cheer, or Bourbon, depending on what you consider being drunk on holiday cheer to be….you know knee deep into jerking off to some of the hottest Christmas movies of yesteryear…because what the fuck else is there to do that stare at a screen and find unique things to jerk off to…it’s a pandemic and that claymation aboninable snowman looks a bit like a senior citizen with bad circulation’s pussy….I mean it’s a creative time…a DIY and sell it on ETSY time..

I actually don’t care if you are drunk or full immersed in the pandemic ruining Christmas cheer…with news of the Super Virus…or the Vaccine making people sick because it’s made with Anti-Freeze…and is designed to sterilize humanity….

Or maybe you’re sitting here imagining the Mayan apocalypse they predicted, on this night where two planets collide or combine or whatever…the fuck that GOOGLE cartoon is about….I clicked it so oyu don’t have to…it’s the great CONJUNCTION…like that time you had sex…

Anyway, just remember, there is risk to being alive….that’s what makes life fun…when I was younger and would do any drugs I found, including pills found in puddles, I was in it to win it, grab life by the balls by having no respect for death…knowing if I died at least I died givin’ it….

So if there’s a slight risk of your age group dying of COVID, that means the majority of people survive it…and that you should keep on fucking living, whatever that means, because being a live by default means there is risk..

There is risk to being at home….Black mold….Your Christmas Tree can catch on fire…your neighbor can kill you….and possibly rape you…there could be an electrical error, a driveby that hits your window…shit happens…your body can give out on you, there could be cancer about to crawl out of your ass in a bloody mass…

To live is to die….so keep on living…

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Woman with No Spine….Showing Off her Contortionist Skills
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Paulina Gretzky in a Rainbow Bikini
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Vanessa Hudgens Brings Christmas Hotness
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Hailee Steinfeld Doing Press from Home Looking Amazing
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Streamer with Big Cleavage Gets Food Thrown at Her
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Dancer Dances like the Snake that Tempted Eve…in Thigh Highs!
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Female Sexism is Allowed
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Elliot Page Fans Thank the Fans Who Support The Gender Change
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Just a Dumb Chick Failing
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Rachel Bush is Calling for Governor Cuomo to Allow Fans at Bills Games
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Nude Model Sheerle Dancing
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Netflix Brings You DUMPSTER FIRE for the Holidays instead of Wood Fire
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Dog Yanks the Hell Out of a Girl
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Deshaun Watson’s Model Girlfriend Jilly Anais is Back in Rihanna’s Lingerie
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Gemma Arterton in Photoshoot…
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Shay Mitchell Dog Walking in Leggings…
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Christy Turlington in a Photoshoot….
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Lili Reinhart in Jeans at the Airport…
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Charli XCX in Jeans with a Fat Ass
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Zoey Deutch in Leggings
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Amber Valletta in Leggings
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Elle Fanning in Jeans
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Kristen Stewart Lesbian Shopper
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Kim Garner is Hot in Bikinis…
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Jennifer Aniston on Set…
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