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2020

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Nov

Fishnet Friday of the Day

You don’t need to be a fisherman to want to roll up a fishnet and jerk off while sniffing it….or if you’re adventurous…stick your dick in it….because fishnets are more than just a tool needed by commercial fisherman, it’s lingerie….lingerie that girls and guys can agree are hot even if we can’t really figure out the exact reason why it is hot….maybe it’s just years of neuro linguistic programming that has made us feel on an instinctive level that any girl in fishnets is a slut and we love sluts….or maybe girls who doll themselves up in things like lingerie shows them putting some effort into themselves, into looking hot, I mean most girls think just being there consenting is enough involvement in the sex….if you’re lucky they’ll wipe their cunts with a wet-nap or some shit…but to get all decked out for a slutty selfie or for sex in this kind of thing just outshines that lazy hole willing to fuck because it feels like it is its duty……

So here are a bunch of girls in fishnets for fishnet friday, putting effort in, even if fishnets only cost a few dollars at the pharmacy, but you already know that you cross dressing freak…..

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2020

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Nov

Zoey Deutch Got Them Titties Out of the Day

Zoey Deutch doesn’t bother me at all, but then again I have a thing for the children of celebs and her mom is a celebrity – she’s Caroline in the City the worst sitcom to ever be on TV, not that I remember the show that well, but that’s part of the reason I think it probably sucked…despite my early onslaught Alzheimers….I remember the Golden Girls is the best show to ever be on TV….and I’m not saying that because I rewatched it on Amazon, I am saying that because I used to watch reruns daily for years while writing this very site….and I didn’t do that for Caroline in the city…but it was on TV and her mom was in it…and I guess a bunch of other shit, from Back to the Future and beyond, she’s famous now fuck off…this is about her daughter, the creature that was created by her mom’s breeder fetish…”cum in me daddy, make me a baby, I want you dripping out of me”….kind of thing…no, I am not one of the INDIAN call center workers hired by the ONLY FAN models to sext their fans….

ZOEY DEUTCH…that’s what I am here for….she’s topless, holding tit, and since she doesn’t bother me at all…I actually liked her in a few things…and I think she’s got a bright future ahead of her…


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2020

20

Nov

Inka Williams Speaks and is Topless of the Day

Inka Williams Topless

Inka Williams is some instagram girl from BALI who is apparently actually from BALI which I guess is something to brag about in this era of all these Russian sex workers moving to BALI to live their best instagram lie…or life..

I think she’s hot, because she’s skinny, half naked and most importantly because she’s hot…

So this is a round-up of what she’s been up to…in her half nakedness…toplessness…small panty bottoms with a solid crotch shot..

You also have a video where you can here her weird Australian raised in Bali accent….where she’s talking about the waves like a surfer since she’s from Bali and probably fucks surfers….just not on Only Fans yet.



Inka Williams Topless

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2020

20

Nov

Kristen Stewart Bra of the Day

Kristen Stewart has looked like an inbred piled of trailer trash since she was first cast in the Twilight “Saga” that’s less of a Saga and more of a pile of shit cash grab that got a lot of people rich and allowed this trash to exist amongst the rich and famous instead of working at the bowling alley sucking dick for meth despite being a “born this way” lesbian….despite having had a public relationship with her Twilight Costar to perpetuate their lie, increase their marketing exposure, because she’s a fucking lying scam and should be cancelled…but thanks to the DYKE card, which is not an invitation to a knitting circle, but could be….she’s uncancelable…but she is still boring…even in bra trying to do a slutty selfie like her ex girlfriend, a VS model scammer taught her…


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2020

20

Nov

Rebecca Black Cleavage of the Day

Rebecca Black

It’s friday or some shit…

Nothing like a titty reminder of a song that has tainted office water coolers for what must be a decade now…

A teen girl ridiculed for having a HUGE viral hit before HUGE viral hits got people signed and made richer….

No longer a teen, but reclaiming what is rightfully hers….money….for internet views….and she’s doing it with cleavage..that may one day become Only Fans dildo shows…but for now is cleavage.

Rebecca Black

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2020

20

Nov

Salma Hayek’s Big Titties in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Salma Hayek is a very important set of tits that first entered our lives in the 90s and reminded us that Mexico is not just filled with neckless Mayans who work at the tortilla stand, but rather a developed country that has people of all levels of hotness, as most developed countries do….

The tanned skinned, probably rich kid, turned Hollywood Starlet that is now married to a billionaire that we’ll assume is the bottom in this picture….has been consistent about one thing all these years…the tits…

IN a lot of ways, she probably paved the way from other latin women with huge tits, like Sofia Vergara….by reminding them that America loves big fucking tits more than their tribe does, even though their tribe loves big tits, because they look like they can feed the village….

I used to know a black guy who would turn his back on any black strippers because he felt they were doing what was expected of them, instead of elevating their people by not stripping, I do not have the same approach with Mexican women when they are hot…even when old…like this.

The original pic had her kid on her shoulders, but I couldn’t let the titties go to waste so I spent 9 hours of graphic design work making this magic happen…all for the big rich famous mom titties….I am that committed to the cause.

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2020

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Nov

Hailey Baldwin Crop Top of the Day

Hailey Baldwin Crop Top

Hailey Baldwin Bieber is the pussy that Justin Bieber fucked when she was underage according to a few credible sources….

She was a groupie, and I guess waited it out until he was ready to get up in her Jesus loving pussy again, you know being a Christian would seemingly make her more appealing than the average vapid whore, even if she is in effect a vapid fucking whore….

You know, the kind of Jesus lover who gets half naked in photoshoots for dudes like you to jerk off to her….while pretending it’s for fashion…when really it’s for her celebrity rich kid ego that is just tainted by the idea of Christianity only because her dad was some degenerate drunken coke head who needed Jesus as an excuse for his bad behavior or for some redemption…it’s all nonsense and every time I see Hailey in action I am reminded of that….

Sure, being a hot half naked chick doesn’t mean you aren’t religious, or that you aren’t a believer, but it seems like it sends the wrong message when she’s not doing this for the money….she’s got half of Bieber’s fortune…

So keep up the lies, you Bieber groupie who locked in the loser because he knew having a groupie for a wife would be easier to control than some other celeb like Selena Gomez who is as mental as he is….

Power dynamics of love or some shit.

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2020

20

Nov

Florence Pugh Almost Upskirt of the Day

Zach Braff is a fucking loser as far as I’m concerned, I mean sure she made a lot of money with SCRUBS and everything else he’s done, but he just has that puckered asshole face that’s easy to hate…but for whatever reason he was an icon to nerds…I remember seeing Garden State, I don’t remember Garden State, but I went to it with the most socially awkward virgin loser dude I had ever met, one of those people who adopt you as a friend and force themselves on you so hard, but since you know they are fucking losers you feel bad telling them to fuck themselves, even though you want nothing to do with them…it happens sometimes when you’re a nice guy.

Anyway, despite being a fucking loser for the losers as far as I’m concerned, this is the overhyped pussy he fucks…FLORENCE PUGH, who lives up to her name as far as I’m concerned, because she looks like a dirty fucking Pugh….

I get that she’s had a breakout year or two, that she’s the industry sweetheart, but she’s not hot and has midget legs so she can go fuck herself, it’s probably better than fucking that SCRUBS motherfucker…..

Here is her weird dance in leggings..


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2020

20

Nov

Dua Lipa Braless of the Day

Dua Lipa Braless

Dua Lipa’s got a hard nipple in a t-shirt for all you losers who haven’t grown out of high school, where a hard nipple was enough to make you premature ejaculate in your coed gym glass….

Dua Lipa’s a youtuber who matters thanks to cover songs on Youtube, it’s the place where record labels source talent to invest in, because they don’t need to do the hard work of building the audience, like placing them on American Idol or other talent shows for that viral clip, this bitch got viral on her own…and shit probably makes her serious fucking money before the legit label moved in and wanted of piece of the action….

It’s like when you take a cam girl out of the midwest basement studio she set up for herself, and put her in porn…but the mainstream version….you know evil mooch corporations trying to rape the willing…

She probably doesn’t need them to survive, that youtube money and influencer campaigns pay wel and she’s doing it her fucking self….or at least we think she was before getting signed but since everyone’s got a price and if you can make more of that easy money with mainstream entertainment people on board fucking do it…because it legitimized her as an “artist” something these youtubers need to feel worthy and because you can never have enough money to live that American dream.

I think she’s had a few chart topping songs, you know legit record labels allow that to happen, thanks to their network of radio contacts they pay out to play the songs so they hit the Billboard top 40…..

Her most recent work is a collab with MIley, that’s really just a cash grab from both of them, to mooch off each other’s clout, to elevate each other to greater heights…and it’s all not very exciting, but either is her hard nip in a t-shirt…

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2020

20

Nov

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

Full Back Panties, mom panties, granny panties, period panties…are apparently a fetish now…because they are still panties and the girls in them are still posing hot…

I have never been a hater of full back panties, even in their original “JOCKEY” underwear form…because they were panties and it meant I was getting somewhere with whatever girl I happed to be with…

But the media, or women, or I guess basic bros with basic bro minds would make fun of pantylines, something I always liked because I could see where the underwear I was trying to remove was located, like a heat map….fat ass pouring through….making it shameful to wear those kinds of panties, despite still being panties..

So girls, all embarrassed so instead they decided to cut up their asshole’s in thongs or dirty their pants going commando…anything but a full back panty line to ruin all their sex appeal…

Like the N-Word, or the FAG word, the women are reclaiming the full-back panty….and here’s some evidence of that.

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