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2020

02

Dec

Kelly Gale Naked of the Day

Kelly Gale is some ambiguously brown model, you know some 50 shades of beige, the future of humanity, always nice and tanned babe who I guess worked for Victoria’s Secret. She’s Swedish but also Indian and Australian and she’s strategically naked to remind you that mixing various species of humans can sometimes result in a super human, new designer breed. You know like when they mixed poodles and goldens and created the GOLDIE POO, but the human version….

I don’t know why she’s naked, but she should always be naked, it’s good.

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2020

02

Dec

Haley Kalil Nude and Wet of the Day

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Haley Kalil is some Sports Illustrated model….who does the whole influencer, bikini model thing…prior to her career as a model, Kalil competed in beauty pageants and was crowned Miss Minnesota Teen USA 2010 and later competed in Miss Teen USA 2010. So you know she thinks she’s got what it takes. She placed in the top twenty in Miss USA 2014, which for those of you counting is not in the top 3.

This is a picture of her bare ass, because it is nice to see the girls who post their bare asses and are seen as mainstream, marketable and legit models, and those who post their ass asking you to buy pics of them fisting their asses, or really inserting anything on their Only Fans, a girl’s gotta eat, so make that money how you fucking can…and really the two are no different, one’s just a snobbier, elitist version of the other, but luckily we still get to see the bare asses we’ll never fuck…we can look but we can’t touch.

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2020

02

Dec

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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Wetspot Wednesday is a troll post, where I am making fun of the sites that do these compilation galleries of nasty fucking girls acting like they are hot…

My first internet business was supposed to be selling panties on the internet back in that late 90s with some girl who was into the laziness factor of “i just mail out panties and people pay”…because ebay and craigslist shut it down…I ended up selling Lacoste Polos I got at Goodwill to bros looking to pop their collar….I was an ebay vintage clothing entrepreneur motherfuckers…but making 10 dollars off each item for all the effort to upload it at a time when I preferred to drink didn’t really take off like it did for all these other ebay millionairs…I have the right idea, it’s the execution that happens..

So yeah, I’m into wet panties as much as the next guy, I am just not into out of context panties as much as the next guy, and there are guys out there jacking off to this, which is a reminder that men are fucking pigs, let’s accept and embrace that and empower that by the women producing this kind of smut for that….

Some of these pics make me gag, it’s nice to know I’m not overly desensitized from all the shit I’ve seen in 16 year of doing this site and 10 years of porn addiction prior to doing this site…..

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2020

02

Dec

Woman VS Tow Line and Other Videos of the Day

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Beggar in Korea…

Gold Smugglers!

Snow Plow Hits car

Girl Arrested in Jersey Shore Wins 325k Settlement from Cops

I wish this happened to me

Older Couple has an Argument

Owl Bites Rescuer

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2020

02

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Ass Fuck – I was reading some Chinese philosophy and learned that Ass Situations can be Positioned to be in your Benefit….as there is always a positive way to respond to them….but I would argue some ass situations aren’t in your benefit…just ask Farrah Fawcett..

But then I realized it said “ALL situations” not “Ass Situations”….like when I go to write basic words and it autocorrects to “whore” or “slut”…or “Tits”…or “Pussy”…because this AI shit has figured out I’m a fucking pervert potty mouth but the typing version…

Here are your steplinks in the morning…

Boxer and MMA Fighter Heather Hardy is Worth a Look
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Apple Gets Spun Until It Explodes, Shot In Slow Motion!
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Strange Wrestling Match Between A 139 Woman And A 529 Pound Man!
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Lauren Summer is Nude in Bed
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Egotastic’s Showing Off her Booty
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Miley is a Rip Off Artist – But Check 14 Pics of Her
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Here’s How You Can Use Fisherman’s Knots To Adjust Your Pants!
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Pink Oyster Mushrooms Get Plugged Up To A Modular Synthesizer, Here’s The Result!
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Huge Locomotive Gets Dropped During Delivery!
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Influencer CinCin Bear Gets Oiled and Masturbates
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A-List Celebs Nude as Teens
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Hottest and Best Cam Girls You’ll Ever See EVER – in the History of LIFE
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2020

01

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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The biggest regret or loss during this COID, even a bigger loss than your relatives who died of COVID, I mean maybe not that big of a loss, but a close second is not spending my internet MILLIONS….or hundreds…depending on what country you are in…on renting out hotel rooms to jerk off in the coffee maker for all the unsuspecting people to make their coffee in as you know the housekeeping staff doesn’t bother doing much more of a rinse…

Meaning some of you, if you’ve stayed at hotels that charge under 100 dollars a night, may have eaten my cum without knowing it. you fucking homos.

IT IS FUCKING CHRISTMAS….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Addison Rae Getting Racy with Her Beau in Pool
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Ellie-Jean Coffey and Renee Gracie Have Teamed Up for Some Girl on Girl Action
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Bella Thorne in Sheer Lingerie
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Boss Moves on the Surfboard
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Miley Cyrus is Getting Festive!
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Miley Cyrus the Rip Off Artist Gallery!
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Instagram Model Calls Herself Out for Blowing Her Shot With Heat Guard Tyler Herro
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Billie Eilish Slaps her Titty
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Katherine McNamara Selfies Her Sexy Little Cleavage In A Revealing Top!
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Girl and her Booty
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Bella Hadid is Hot in a Green Top!
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TikToker Catches Stalker Breaking Into Her Apartment While She Makes A Video!
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Genie Bouchard’s December Mood in a Bikini
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Goodbye Ellen Page!
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Mariah Carey Prepping For Xmas
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Sherlyn Chopra Falling Out of a Bra!
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Olivia Munn Selfies Her Busting Out Like Bananas!
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Hot Snake Charmer….
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Grandma Absolutely Loses It And Shouts Over Pumpkin Pie!
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Felicity Huffman lands her first acting role since prison term
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Gamer Responds To Woman Who Said Gamers Suck In Bed!
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Two Naked Models….
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Ashley Benson Might Make Music…Hot Shhot!
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Booty Flashing Train….
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Fisherman Gets A Long Airtime As He Jumps Right As The Boat Goes Over A Wave!
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Blue’s Clues star Steve selling his amazing NYC home
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Absolute Idiot Tries To Show Off Brand New Motorcycle, Crashes It!
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Guy Covers ACDC’s Thunderstuck On A Broken Washing Machine!
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Jose Canseco Offers to Fight the “Logan Brothers” and Logan Paul Crushed Him With His Response
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Sabrina Claudio Brings Us a Warm December in Lingerie….
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bikini on the beach
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Twitch Streamer Calls Boyfriend Shy, Boyfriend Loses It!
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The Most Popular Podcasts of 2020
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Man Tries To Land His Boat Parallel To The Beach, Fails!
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Porn Star Lisa Ann Felt the Spirit of Kobe Bryant Throughout the Finals
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Inja Zalta’s Doing her Best Tarzan!
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Rita Ora Breaks the Law.
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Jack Black Dancing in a Spiderman Costume
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Darth Vader Died of COVID
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Billie Bobby Brown Emotional about Fan Encounter!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Hottest and Best Cam Girls You’ll Ever See EVER – in the History of LIFE
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Sofia Vergara in Tight Jeans
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Some Big Eared Mackenzie Foy
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Vogue Williams in Leggings
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Daddario’s Hot Bikini
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Ana de Armas in Leggings…
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Jodie Comer in Instyle
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Cara Delevingne Masking
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Jennifer Lawrence on set in Sweatpants
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Kelly Brook Legs…
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From stepSMUT!!

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Hottest and Best Cam Girls You’ll Ever See EVER – in the History of LIFE
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Egg Beater Done Wrong
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Former K-Pop Star Doing Porn Now
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Busty Amateur
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The Rise of the Machine
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The Greatest Live Stream Trainwreck Ever
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Flexible Girl Dildo in a Gym Locker
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Ring Toss….
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13 people having a Shitty Dayt
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New Fetish!
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Amateur Couple
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AMATEUR MEAT: STIRFRYANDSTEAK
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Scumbag of the Week
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Stanky Pussy Prank!
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Spreading While Riding
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Hot Amateur….Being Bad
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Big Boobs!
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MILF Gone Wild
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Outdoor Fuck….
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Clear Dildo Time
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Tinder Win….
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Asian Girls
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Girls Masturbating Together
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Self Fisting
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Stretched Out!
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Finger in the Butthole
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ASMR Pussy
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Swollen Pussy
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Hottest and Best Cam Girls You’ll Ever See EVER – in the History of LIFE
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2020

01

Dec

Vanessa Hudgens Licking Ass the Wrong Way of the Day

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22 hours ago, horny, because everyone is fucking horny these days and they like to advertise it for us perverts because it’s empowering or socially acceptable…and that’s great because even if you’re not getting it, you’ll have things to jack off to….

So the instagram breakout star of the year according to me, thanks to her being dumped, brought a cameltoe, because even if the jeans are 90s mom jean cut the pussy can still suck it up..now more than ever….she’s also showing ass in jeans and faking licking her friend’s ass, you to be edgy…or to give you a glimpse of her ass eating without actually doing it…she’s not at that stage in the career where she’s gotta sell nudes yet…but until then, she’s still bringing it.

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2020

01

Dec

Ashley Smith Nipples of the Day

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Ashley Smith is a hot hipster model with big tits, who I think got her break with the same photographer Em Rata wrote an essay on for being a creeper who owned her nude images and made money off her or he fingered her…I don’t pay attention to hear say from attention seeking idiots….

But yeah, Ashley Smith is a Texan with Texas sized tits who ended up doing that NYC Hipster thing with her big tits…so we’ve seen her tits a lot over the years…including Playboy….

Then she went mainstream…she did Sports Illustrated and exited…probably lives in LA…is probably still hip at least based on her vibe and definitely still has big tits….so for the Ashley Smith fans, enjoy.

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2020

01

Dec

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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This is where I show my support to small titty women everywhere….or at least women who think they have small tits since big tits are so sensationalized, fetishized, jerk off to, titty fucked, sucked on, you know….but small tits still pack a big punch in their compact casings, there are so many good things about small tits and any one with small titty pride can probably tell you better, since my tits are man tits and they are huge, but yeah, there are so many good things about small tits, mainly that they are tits…

I like big tits as much as the next guy, but I also love small tits and the tight packages they come with….so here you go…tits.

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2020

01

Dec

Loren Grey Bikini Dance of the Day

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Loren Grey is some TikTok sensation who looks like a pornstar, but I guess who doesn’t look like a pornstar, more importantly, who isn’t a porn star….it was an evolution from selfies to “risque” selfies, to “slutty” selfies they’d call THIRST TRAPS, then it all became Thirst Traps, because why bother doing anything but taken a scandalous pic of yourself, it’s what the people want and it makes you feel good about yourself….then they realize well if I show tit, and I’m already showing tit for feminism, I can make more…oh If I do raw dog anal videos, people pay for that…it’s a progressive thing….and everyone is doing it…keeping us all bogged down with nothing but nudity…

TIKTOK is part of that evolution to sex worker, the Chinese intel figured out what people were into, they have sophisticated AI technology, so as part of their spying and tracking…they came up with this platform….obviously a new place to be seen is appealing…and once there chasing the likes you know get half naked….do it in a bikini….bikinis make everything better…

It’s hot, it’s terrifying that we’ve gone that road, we’re all pervert degenerates as I expected…and here we are now….non stop slutty dance videos…but it’s hot…and that’s what matters…it’s just funny for a pervert who has failed at life due to being a pervert…a pervert who hates produced porn loving that everyone is producing homemade porn….

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