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2020

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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My favorite thing about the holidays is fucking a constipated crackhead hooker up the ass and saying “Shitter was Full”….on some Randy Quaid shit…

I actually hate when people reference jokes from movies in their day to day speak…BORAT was one of the worst, but every Adam Sandler, Will Farrell, Austin Powers type movie is pretty bad too….I’ve actually blocked out all the shitty movie joke references that have trended over the yeaers…because like all these under 30 year old babies, “It was traumatic, I have suffered Trauma, and I’ve dis-asasociated myself from it”….

People watch TOO much self help, especially dudes…because this “woke” shit is insane…not only have I had people I know talk about how they are re-educating themselves, today I saw a guy who beat the shit out of his girlfriend….say something about how he only has love for people and how he wants to be free of possessions with limitless connections….gaslighting…actual facts…my own truth…my own narrative…

Everyone is a tattle tale now…REPORT IT…REPORT IT…I don’t like it “REPORT IT”….and that shit trickles into life…you can’t go to the store anymore and talk shit because some blue haired asshole will chime in and tell you it’s a safe space, or that what you are saying is TRIGGERING….because apparently faking a phone call where you say “that’s an ass I’d fuck without consent” while looking at a mom in leggings is insensitive….”REPORT IT”….maybe the overlords and facebook will delete me from actual life….they are likely working on it…that’s the future feature when they push a button when they don’t like your dumb jokes and your head explodes….which is what may happen when you click these links…

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Pregnant Hilary Duff in her COMFY Pants
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Bikini Season is Not Over!
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Olivia Munn is a Gamer
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Microwaves Mess with WIFI Signal….Our poor brains..
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Corey Seager’s Fiancee Wore a Form Fitting Swimsuit With His Face On It
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2020

Nov

Cardi B Tongue Rider of the DAy

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I think one of the most important things that has happened in pop culture is that the kids went from being raised by Kim Kardashian, the pornstar who only did one porn, but who made billions for the family because of that porn, a porn she signed off on and was involved in, as a tactic to get this whole celebrity launched the Paris Hilton way, encouraging girls everywhere to be open to doing sex tapes…which evolved nicely into nudes all day from all ways…..

But yes, the kids went from Kim K to Caridi B…to teach them all her trash can ways…you so they can go from sleazy raised on porn perverts to really being gutter trash…

I think nothing but good can come from this starlets influence….

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2020

Nov

Jordyn Jones in Tight Pants of the Day

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Jordyn Jones posted this selfie, that I guess isn’t as slutty as it could be, which is too bad, I expect more from a dancer from Kalamazoo Michigan, I mean I think a dancer from Kalamazoo Michigan is patient 0 for AIDS…or Super Chlamydia or some shit…and if you look at Jordyn Jones mom, you won’t just see the future of Jordan Jones, you will see some pure fat white trash that looks like she got lost in the aisles of Walmart thanks to her opiate addiction…and she was there buying her Mountain Dew and Denture Glue after losing her teeth from the meth, it’s been rough….and some canned corn and Hamburger Helper to feed the family….or whatever it is poor white people do.

Her mother, is the kind of trash that sends her young kids to auditions for dance shows for kids, that she ends up landing, which shouldn’t be allowed on TV in the first place, that’s just too appealing to the worst kind of people, so for a parent to push their kids on a kids dancing show…they should be fucking arrested…

But I guess that made Jordyn Jones….who is now not just a dancer exploited as a child dancer by her own family for the fame…..she also makes shitty pop music…and does that whole internet thing….and is trending despite looking inbred…

Anyway, here’s this Dog the Bounty Hunter looking bitch.

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2020

Nov

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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As you all know, it’s the generation of the asshole. Girls love anal, not that they didn’t always love anal, it was just not really seen as the coveted orifice but more the back-up to the vagina when it was on its period, or as a mechanism to avoid pregnancy with those uptight girls who don’t believe in abortion because of god or some shit…anal was only exciting to guys who had girls who didn’t do anal….while guys who did have girls who liked anal were into it but that whole shit on the dick is always gross….I don’t think that happens anymore…kids love shit…

But yeah, this generation of asshole, where girls feel the need to show the asshole any chance they get, even though we know they have an asshole, I guess it’s just evidence of a properly executed NUDE, if there’s asshole then you know you’re getting the best available….the spread asshole is the coveted and it’s less slutty for them when in thongs, you know because they are being modest….or because pussies are backburnered while we are united by the anus.

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2020

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Homeless Man Dance of the Day

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If you’re into seeing Vanessa Hudgens looking like a crackhead prostitute who has just lost her fucking mind and is about to hit the ground convulsing thanks to shitty street drugs she had to fish out of a puddle after her last john only paid her 5 dollars for the rotten mouth dick suck….here she is…all fucking unhinged…

I know the Vanessa Hudgens has spent they COVID quarantine that’s barely an actual quarantine, at least not for rich people, but yeah she spent the time optimizing her social media, I guess she realized she had a serious audience there because she is fucking famous from TV, and if she does basic influencer tactics…easy to fucking get those people excited and those excited people means brand deals, acting jobs, bigger pay days…people like people with an audience….which is why no one likes me…

I don’t know why I enjoy this video, is it the tight dress, is it the reminder that bitches be crazy and the crazier the bitch the better she fucks…or maybe I just like this new Vanessa Hudgens hustle…but not that much, since I hate all attention seeking celebrity trash…

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2020

Nov

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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It’s cold as shit here but TAN LINES exist in all climates thanks to things like Tanning Beds, Spray Tans, that you’d think were seen as racist, while all these girls are darkening their skin, but still at the BLM marches, because you need that tan to be your hottest and if you’re going to be in the media, you best be your hottest….as they angrily try to cancel some people who have done black face, while they support others in black face like Fallon…how did that fucker not lose his show…makes no sense…

Tanlines…from Spray Tans and Real Tans…to show you where there was once clothes…much hotter than my farmer tan to show you where there was t-shirts…the socially acceptable black face….even when you got your red lipstick on you Al Jolsen fucks…

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2020

Nov

Kaia Gerber Bra of the Day

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Kaia Gerber is the overhyped Cindy Crawford spawn that I look at and think she was groomed to be this model bitch like her mom, despite having all the resources to do anything she fucking wants…and posing on camera in a bra ends up being what she wants…because LA based idiots of a certain socio-economic status are all competing with each other for the most views for both themselves and their kids….it’s not a “I did modelling with all the perverts and drugs so that my kids wouldn’t have to”….It’s some old timer stripper at the strip club who brings her 18 year old in on her 18th birthday to get her to work…only Cindy Crawford didn’t even wait for this one’s 18th birthday to put the groundwork in…she was modelling at 14…

I just think being rich would make you not want to put your kid on fucking billboard like you are Britney Spears’ dad trying to cash in on his Louisiana gold…but I guess I don’t think like the rich and famous…

Not to mention, I don’t actually care about groomed, soulless fucked up people, from porn chicks, to instagram chicks, to rich kids trying to be famous for money they don’t need like the greedy fucks they are….we’ve got our own damn problems…

I just stare at the tits in the bra…

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2020

Nov

Emma Roberts Pregnancy Erotica of the Day

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Despite doing MILF MONDAY and MILKY TITS MONDAY ….I find pregnancy disgusting…

I think any woman who wants to breed is not only basic, brainwashed by society, even though she’s doing what her “Natural Task” she’s coded to do, instead of living that Sex in the City gay man’s life of working, being fabulous, fucking randoms to scratch that itch, only to be miserable at 50 when their pussies dry up, especially after their sacrificing motherhood for their job worked and now they are all rich and alone in their palace they’ve built off their abortions or whatever…because women are coded to want to have those traditional families…society just doens’t want them to do that because traditional gender roles is wrong…

Anyway, people seem to be into getting pregnant now more than ever, even though now is the time not to get pregnant, but I guess people are just bored….doing that whole narcissist bitch who lives in her own insular world and doesn’t see the big picture of OVERPOPULATION…

Then there’s the whole idea of a parasite growing inside of the bitch, seemingly alien and unnatural even if it is how we all got here, although I like to think I just crawled out of sewer, and I guess based on my mom’s prostitute life….I kind of did…and even worse than the parasite leeching off the mom…it rips her cunt open and destroys her body…

SO ready to drop porn was never my thing, pregnancy in public is not my thing….even breast feeding women in the park is not my thing and I love tits…the only good thing about moms is when they realize they did the dumbest thing and hit rock bottom…and want to fuck their way back to a sense of normalcy after their husband leaves them for someone younger..

BUT in hating pregnancy….Emma Roberts is carrying her pregnancy pretty well, but I like Emma Roberts…so maybe if you like the pregnant bitch and aren’t involved with the pregnant bitch who wants to ruin your life with the baby….pregnancy isn’t all that bad.

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2020

Nov

Chanel West Coast Patriotic Ass of the Day

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Chanel West Coast is standing in front of an American flag, luckily it’s not to pander to the whole election bullshit that I guess people are already bored of, or will soon be bored of, so that we can all go back to living like the fucking peasants that we are, because we actually have no control in anything to do with politics or governments or the economy, and really are just the worker ants getting fucked up the ass by the system, to caught up in our own day to day nonsense, distracted by things we don’t even care about, or need, to bother realizing that the whole fucking world is designed to keep us all down….even the “Good vs Evil” narrative that they have programmed into us is irrelevant, those at the top just do it to fuck with your heads…and distract you..

Anyway, Chanel West Coast is not shoving her political agenda down our throat….unlike every other celebrity puppet, if anything she’s from ORANGE COUNTY and a TRUMPER…so you know anyone not promoting Politics is a TRUMPER….while every other idiot crying, or running into the streets like Jennifer Lawrence to divert from the story you told that you were a republican your whole life…..so you know they got the future Kamala Harris president’s back…

She is in front of a flag for Veterans day and some self promotion, because you can support the soldiers who fought for your freedoms without a butt shot..

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2020

Nov

Katie Holmes Leotard of the Day

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Katie Holmes is someone I’ve just assumed was a robot created in the Scientology lab in Tom Cruises basement….an early model in AI Sex Dolls because these people are fucking rich and can create AI Sex Dolls to live their best Stepford Wife Life….because since leaving the Church with her “kid” in tow…she’s been nothing but a fucking robot….maybe she needs a firmware update…

I know that I’ve seen Katie Holmes in person when I was walking my dog, she didn’t even crack a smile when she saw his studly pug features, so I know that she has no fucking soul…she’s also a tall and terrifying looking woman in person, but for whatever reason people liked her, Tom Cruise bought her, and now she’s in VOGUE in 80s leotards, which is probably around the time she was removed from her Human body and implanted into her Alien Robot created body….because even in these pics you can tell she has no soul….

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