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2024

29

Apr

Katy Perry’s Old Face in a Leather Outfit of the Day

Katy Perry is retiring from American Idol, a show that is miraculously still on the air and that people in trailer parks apparently still watch, probably because they are on disability and unable to get up to change the damn channel. I am sure it’s the lowest bottom feeding Americans into that shit, which is probably why super star Katy Perry was cast as a host.

I’ve found Katy Perry to be overrated, ugly, the titty hype she gets questionable, for pretty much her entire career, but no one cares about my opinion and with marketing created a super star celebrity that made next to no sense.

She’s seen Taylor Swift make a billion dollars off old songs this past year and realizes that she should get off her lazy ass and get back on the road for the fans, there’s money to squeeze out of these people, since she can never heave enough. of it, she’s getting ready to squeeze it out of them….

Her face is old and tired because she is old and tired, but she’s still got the tits, which you want to squeeze out of her…

So while she plots squeezing her fans, you can plot squeezing her, and the whole thing is so weird because you’d think we’d have new celebs by now.

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2024

29

Apr

Kourtney Kardashian’s Titty in the Tub Photoshoot of the Day

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Kourtney Kardashian is using the Kardashian Marketing strategy to get noticed.

I’ve been seeing these Kourtney Kardashian “leaked” pics for over a month and didn’t bother with them, since they are Kourtney Kardashian and I don’t really care to give her any more hype than she’s already had.

Sure, there’s also the annoyance of lawyers letters since they are billionaires, that won’t ruin me since I am already ruined, but layers of headaches can come with “leaked” pics that I don’t actually care about.

You see, even in Kourtney’s prime, when she was marketed as the hot Kardashian sister, which is like taking four dog shits and lining them up in a row and having people judge the nicest looking dog shit, I wasn’t into her.

Now that she’s near 50, a new mom, all jacked up on the family plastic surgery and “medi-spa” treatments, I am definitely not interested. Plus the whole Travis Barker HIV pussy, but that’s just added bonus to how vile she is.

I also don’t see these as leaks, when they are posed. I see them as strategic releases to get some viral attention around her tits and I’m taking the bait. Clearly someone isn’t happy with the level of press her granny ass is getting, so she’s upping the strategic moves, while upping the dose of brazilian butt lift injections.

These are probably old and it’s all so obvious…but I can’t turn my back on tits, even tits I want to turn my back on. It’s a weakness and a problem.

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2024

29

Apr

Milf Monday of the Day

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MILFS may not be the hottest bunch out there, you could see them as damaged goods, but when you’re as old as me they become youngins with youngins and I’m sure far more emotionally stable than women who don’t have children despite their body wanting them to have children thanks to being socially conditioned by society to neglect their natural instinct in exchange for some other fake as fuck shitty validation…

I’m not sure where moms who have kids and get naked on the internet fall in terms of mental health disorders, but if they are doing to keep the baby fed, or to keep dudes jerking off to them knowing they’ve literally been run through by a human, I figure it’s not so bad.

Plus, if they are moms, they know how to care for something and not kill it, which I’m sure can apply to erections….you know maternal instinct on that shit….

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2024

29

Apr

Tania Amazon is the Instagram Of The Day

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I hear there are a lot of really scary critters in the Amazon….

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2024

28

Apr

Amanda Saccomanno is the Instagram Of The Day

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Social media is life, so it’s time to start showcasing the social media stars who may be virtually unknown and anonymous, in part because of how aggressive the AI filter and photoshop is, but also because everyone’s and influencer and no one actually keeps track of any of them on the same level they do with actual celebs, even though the social media star is arguably more interesting and less coddled than an actual celeb, despite likely being self involved narcissists….but they had to push to get seen, or buy fake followers to get seen and now they are all fighting to be seen more or harder than the next guy!

So here is a social media babe being hot with the hot content – her name is Amanda Saccomanno

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

26

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I will not update my social media until Harvey Weinstein is free!

I will however take mental note of all the girls I see in slutty dresses and outfits, braless, nipples out, asses exposed, which I’ll likely forget because my brain doesn’t really work all that well anymore, but it’s basically updating the instagram in my brain….which I ignore because I hate instagram in all forms…

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Queenie Sateen is Nominated for the AVN Awards Best New Starlet!
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15 very strange photos taken before the Titanic sank
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WELL… THAT WAS UNEXPECTED
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All Eyes on Sydney: Sweeney’s Entrancing Red Dress and Enchanting Cleavage on Tonight’s Show
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21 Yahoo Questions About Sex That Will Make You Want To Quit Life
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5 Gifts for The Holiday Host!
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Couple Fight at the Chargers/Broncos Game!
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Just A Pothole (GIF)
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Some really brutal parkour fails
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HOW TO LASSO A COW OLD SCHOOL STYLE
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Ed Sheeran Shares pic of Taylor’s beloved cat…
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The unique extraction process of petrol from crude oil
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Julia Fox Hint of Nipple at Wiederhoeft Fashion Show!
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Demi Rose in Red Lingerie
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Uber driver becomes the most romantic guy ever
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Is this a real-life Water Bender?
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Bella Thorne’s Almost Upskirt!
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Marika Fruscio decorates the Christmas tree with sideboob!
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The Hottest Girls In Cars
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Shop These Home Gym Essentials!
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Dodge Ram falls off a hydraulic lift in a mechanic’s shop
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Tom Brady’s Girl Irina Shayk Supports her Baby Daddy!
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Bella Thorne Flaunts Sexy Body in Top and Mini Skirt!
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Uber driver becomes the most romantic guy ever
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Jennifer Lopez Gets Ready for Christmas!
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Patient gets to see his old heart after his heart transplant
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Very funny unexpected videos compilation
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CRAZY TECH SHIT XXXII
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14 Red Carpet Wardrobe Malfunctions That Celebs Either Fixed With Quick Thinking Or Just Embraced
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News anchor suffers from a stroke while live on air
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Truck driver’s vape suddenly explodes
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Livvy Dunne’s Dual Sport Athlete Video Goes Viral!
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Watch Out For Sheep! (GIF)
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Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plemons Go to War!
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INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: ERINMFAHEY
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Halle Berry Cleavage at Michael Kors Runway Show!
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Hilary Duff is Pregnant!
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Lindsey Pelas … Latin and Hot !
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Applying high voltage to children’s water toys and checking the results
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The mysterious Soveit boxer who could knock out opponents with just one touch
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Man spends being buried alive for 7 days
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7 of the Most Terrifying Haunted Roads in America
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Bonus Butts #410
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Gracie Hunt’s Birthday Post for Taylor Swift!
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30 Hot Barno Girls
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Shedeur Sanders’ New Girlfriend Jasmine Rae!
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Phoebe Dynevor – Fair Play SAG-AFTRA thing in Los Angeles
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Tate McRae – The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon
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Penelope Cruz – Ferrari premiere in Los Angeles
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Shailene Woodley – Ferrari premiere in Los Angeles
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Mackenzie Foy – Wild Beauty: Mustang Spirit of the West in Los Angeles
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Jessica Lowndes – In the big leagues now at Christmas Con 2023 in New Jersey
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Jenna Ortega – Finestkind premiere in Los Angeles
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Kaley Cuoco – Out mattress shopping in Los Angeles
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Emily Ratajkowski – Miu Miu Select New York with Emily Ratajkowski
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Emma Roberts – Grazia Magazine
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Miss Meringue Nudes!
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Kate Marie The Sexy Girl-Next-Door
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Cora Schumacher nude
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Rub and Dildo Time!
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She’s Camera Shy
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‘A Dirty Martini’ with Bon Bon via Met-Art
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Racy Revelation: Iggy Azalea Stuns as She Goes Topless in Provocative Photos!
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Kylie Page and Lena Paul are Best Friends!
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Big Boobie Girl Octokuro via Suicide Girls
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Release the Cum!
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Best Friends (GIF)
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Shaking The Boobs (GIF)
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH JAPAN? VOLUME 54
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Yasmine Lopez Booty in a Bikini!
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Jasmine prefers to be treated like a dirty little whore
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Samanta Lily After Cumshot Video
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Shailene Woodley naked in the Three Women series (e5)
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‘Glam Kitty’ with Paula Fernandes via Bella Club
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Fiona Frost’s Next Door Neighbour Beauty Is Just Irresistible
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Latina instagram model in premium nude and sex videos (57 videos + pics)
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G-String Winner
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Nude Scarlett – Dreamcatcher
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Kat Marie Floating Nude in a Pool!
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Ruined On His 21st Birthday
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Sexy Little Blonde (GIF)
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Busty Zhao Weiyi via All Gravure
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9 PUBLIC ACTS THAT DEFINITELY MAKE YOU A WHORE
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Nice Aim! (GIF)
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Betty Gilpin naked in the first two episodes of Three Women
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Boots and a Toy!
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Arabelle Raphael Oral Pro At DeepLush
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BATTLE!!! (GIF)
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2024

26

Apr

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s Hard Nipple for Advertising of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is hot. She had her hard nipple out for an ad campaign with Tiffany or some other Luxury brand because luxury brands are still trashy, they just hide it better.

Not to mention, advertising is still smutty, like the beer and cig ads of the glory days, with bikini babes having a good fucking time, making me want to drink and smoke, since drinking and smoking is cool, especially when there are babes in the ads that are into it.

So they cancel all the fun ads because people are fucking whiners, yet still do hard nipple ads in a subtle way, so at least we’re still getting the boner material, even though we’re all desensitized and boners from a hard nipple can be challenging.

Anyway, Huntington-Whiteley’s been a personal favorite of mine for decades now, so I’ll buy whatever she’s selling, or I would if I wasn’t so poor and sad and bad at the internet.

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2024

26

Apr

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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The highlight of an friday is girls posting pics of themselves in their clothes, then out of their clothes, so that we can reference them in their clothes, and look at them out of their clothes and the whole thing is really the meaning of life as far as I’m concerned….

A glorious thing for a motherfucker into seeing girls naked, ALL girls naked, even yesterday I saw some fat titty chick walking and I wondered what it would look like outside of the elastic shapewear holding her together….I needed to know, I wanted to know…with On/Off flashing….I’d know.

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2024

26

Apr

Elsie Hewitt Doing Big Things of the Day

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Elsie Hewitt was a big titty instagram model who I guess used her titties to grow her traffic in an era before OnlyFans, you know when the big titty girls did their content for free or just to get noticed and it was far less transactional.

Her claim to fame is accusing Ryan Philippe, who I guess was renting her out at the time, for drop kicking her when she wouldn’t accept the end of their contract, at least that’s what I’ll assume…she pressed charges and got paid out.

You see, there’s a group of these LA girls who are there to work the scene to get rich guys and a lot of them look like busty Elsie. They don’t consider themselves hookers or sugar babies, they think they are models deserving of these rich and connected guys they are only with because they are rich and connected….

That’s not to say Elsie is part of that scene, but with 30 dollar smoothies to keep up appearances, it’d be hard to have a body like this and not be in that scene.

Anyway, this is a video of her in her underwear, not sure when it is from, maybe it’s a paid campaign and not shameless hot body attention seeking, maybe it’s always a paid campaign when she strips down just not always in a direct linear way….

Who cares, TITS!