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2023

11

Oct

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

The normalization of fat chicks makes me want to puke…

It is possibly created by propaganda produced by fat chicks, or at least business people who wanted to make money off the insecure fat chick, knowing they had disposable income from not finding love, family, and committing their life to a bullshit job…with nothing to spend the money on besides cake….

It is also possible that dudes will fuck any holes they can get their hands on which in most cases are fat girl holes because the hot fit girl is already taken, and the meth addicted emaciated girl with an eating disorder smells too bad….

But yeah, sexualizng fat chicks is so fucking wrong to me….sexualating them is another story, since you can sexualate something that is disgusting and no one needs to know about it but your inner shame…

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2023

10

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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My first post in 2004 was something along the lines of “send nudes”….

19 years ago, I was committed to the nudes….

I was doing it for the nudes…

Yet I never got any nudes….

I didn’t build one of the billion dollar marketplaces for women to sell nudes…

But my perversion was on the right track and I knew that nudes were a currency and that the nudes would be the future….

That doesn’t count for shit, but here are some stepLINKS….which aren’t nudes…but are the best I can do….

Anya Taylor-Joy Gets Dirty With Dior!
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Emma Brooks See Through to Nipples at Paris Fashion Week!
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Alix Earle and her NFL Man Go Instagram Official!
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WANKER ON THE VALENCIA METRO
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Bella Thorne Celebrates Her Birthday With some Underboob!
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Still Goodness In The World.. Wait For It…
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The 10 Costumes You Will See At Halloween Parties This Year
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28 + PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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10 Items From Tana Mongeau’s Amazon Wishlist!
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Workers Displaying Their Incredible Cooking Skills
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Foo Fighter’s Everlong Synched To Halloween Light Show
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Boobs and Glamour: Christine McGuinness Rocks the Red Carpet at the Pride of Britain Awards 2023
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RILF…??? HAHA
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Addison Rae Turns 23!
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Have You Ever Heard These Strange Sounds Before?
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Pregnant Sienna Miller in a Bikini!
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Carmella Rose Does Latex!
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Angry CD Salesman Prank Doesn’t Go Down Too Well
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Funny Pranks And Gags For A Lot Of Laughs
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When You See It….
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Paige Spiranac For the Cowboys!
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Riding Through The Hills Of Uttarakhand FT. Crazy Adventures And A Funny Truck Loader
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SEEMED FINE IN THEIR HEAD VOL72
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TOTAL FCKIN’ CHAOS
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Two Men In A Zebra Costume Almost Get Killed By Lions
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Improve Your Oral Health With With These Products!
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Camilla Belle’s Green Bikini!
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Kanye West Allegedly Offered Julia Fox New Boobs!
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45 Attractively Dressed Women in Lingerie
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Sexy Women’s Feet
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Helen Flanagan’s Boobylicious Stunner: Pride of Britain Awards 2023!
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Dashcam Clips Of Cars Avoiding Near-Death Accidents
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Slow-Motion Welding Clips Are Just Too Cool
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Scary Clip Of Students Getting Thrown Off The Bus After It Gets T-Boned By A Car
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Lauren Cowling and her “I’m Horny” Confidence goes Viral!
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Rita Ora Forgot Her Bra!
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GOING ON A CITY SAFARI
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Making A Motorcycle That Runs Without A Hub
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Tyreek Hill’s Mom vs Fan Over Touchdown Football!
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Ball Bearings Vs A Hydraulic Press
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Dak Prescott May Suck But his LSU Girlfriend Jadyn Jannasch Lives!
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Sir Nils Olaf, The Norwegian Army’s Penguin Officer
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20 Girls Sporting Trendy Shorts
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Kaley Cuoco – Seen out in Westlake Village
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Abigail Spencer – 2023 Step Up Inspiration Awards in Los Angeles
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Dania Ramirez – 2023 Step Up Inspiration Awards in Los Angeles
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Heidi Klum – Numero (Netherlands) Issue 09 – 2023
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Rumer Willis – Leaving a pottery class in Los Angeles
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Paris Hilton – Press Conference for the NICE jewelry brand in Mexico
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Lilly Krug – Forgot her shirt at Vegan Fashion Week event in Los Angeles
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Maisie Williams – Thom Browne’s 20th Anniversary Celebration in London
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Naomi Watts – New York City Ballet’s 2023 Fall Gala
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Caylee Cowan – Vegan Fashion Week event in Los Angeles
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From stepSMUT!!

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DAT ASS (GIF)
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Nude in the Streets!
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Skye Blue Takes a Shower!
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Italian fitness babe in blowjob and masturbation videos
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“OMG I’M LIVE” (GIF)
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Cursed Cumshots
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Biker Pussy
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TACO TUESDAYS
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Sizzling Scandal: Stella Hudgens & Vanessa Sky’s Red Lingerie Lesbian Extravaganza!
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Samantha Cruuz Oiled in Bikini Strip!
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Janelle Monae Flashing Tit in Conert!
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Stewardess agrees to give blowjob in exchange for cash
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Peeing on her BMW
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Why Was This Filmed?
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Bouncing The Boobies (GIF)
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Billie Eilish Downblouse Cleavage + Tounge!
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Waiter Gets a Tip!
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Instagram Of The Day: ZIENASONNE
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Bonus Butts #419
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6 REASONS TO SAY “WHAT IN THE FUCK WAS THAT?
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The Khaleesi (Emilia Clarke) bares a nipple in The Pod Generation
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New Dance Craze (GIF)
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Big Boob TikTok Strip!
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Teen has no idea there’s a hidden cam in massage parlor
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Ashanti Bending Over in Concert!
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Heidi Klum Topless at the Beach in Capri!
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The Eroticism Of JAROSLAV MONCHAK
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Stella Hudgens Bares All: Provocative BDSM Photo Shoot Unveiled
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Úrsula Corberó naked in episode 5 of Burning Body
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Hot Pamela Anderson
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Laura Giraudi nude
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2023

10

Oct

Drea de Matteo See Through Shirt of the Day

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I figure that since this site is a relic of the past, a fucking dinosaur that reminds us of what the internet once was and why it is no longer that way….

I might as well only feature dinosaur women who have a lot in common with a motherfucker like me, because they just don’t give up, even though they probably should, but unlike me, they probably make money off their weirdo fans doing it, and unlike me, they’ve probably already got a shit ton of money in the bank, because unlike me, they were all relevant at their prime….and are just holding onto that dream all these years later.

I don’t hate on Drea, even though I didn’t watch the Sopranos, I appreciate that she was Waylon Jennings’ daughter in law, not that she ever met Waylon, but rather put up with his offspring who has ridden Waylon’s reputation as outlaw in the most candy-coated rich brat LA kid kind of way….but when your dad’s that cool, you’re kind fucked, like Drea was when getting knocked up with that Jennings cud.

Point being, you’d hope her OnlyFans content was less mom who got her first digital camera trying to get her husband jealous enough to show some interest in her, because there is such thing as this is a little too real…

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2023

10

Oct

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I like tiny tits, because they are still tits and you should too because if you don’t you’re gay….

I have been told, at least on the internet in the comment and hate mail section of this site that I am gay for liking small tits, because dudes have small tits and liking a woman’s small tit means I like dude tit, even though woman tit is still woman tit regardless of size….and not dude tit therefore not not gay….

I don’t know if there is real division on the tit size that we deal with….

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2023

10

Oct

Denise Richards See Through of the Day

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You may call her Denise Richards, but based on her dried up womb, her low estrogen, her menopause that’s either from the natural aging process or from a dirty Charlie Sheen sex triggered hysterectomy because all that HPV can’t live up in here no more….not to mention her “ex-planted” tit, that looks more like a horror movie creature coming to eat your soul than an actual tit, or a mysterious creature found in the swamps of some far away plant trying to eat your soul, all this to say, it’s not the tit you’d like to see on a woman, who may have been someone to jerk off to when celeb nudity was something to jerk off to in a pre-porn era…..but who is way too fucking old to consider jerking off to now, unless you’re weird….

Which is why I call her Denis.

More man than woman in these genderless times….at least based on her sex appeal to a straight man…or at least that’s how it should be.

So check out Denis.

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Posted in:Uncategorized

2023

10

Oct

Lucy Hale Nip Slip of the Day

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Do you remember when Lucy Hale, the CW vixen was out there attending fashion week bullshit, because she’s more than just an actress, she’s also an influencer and influencers make more money than actors, which is why actors are all trying to be influencers.

In tryin to assert herself as an influencer and an actress, she’s decided to use the opportunity to get as much hype as possible around herself when going to these events for free, which is taking on an old school marketing strategy that helped build the foundation of this website….the PAPARAZZI STYLE NIP SLIP….

It’s the “Oops my tit fell out”…so the hyenas of the world go MENTAL on it, putting her back on top of her game, at least according to GOOGLE TRENDS, possibly landing her more than just a HALLMARK movie or two….because I am sure she feels she has so much to give.

I’ve already posted this nip slip, but since no one reads the site, I’ll post it again…..that’s what having EDITORIAL control over this shit MEANS.

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2023

10

Oct

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Pants aren’t quite pants enough if I can’t see each labia fold when a woman in said pants walks towards me…

Pants aren’t quite pants enough if I can’t see how blown out the anus is by being able to count every ridge on the star to see how old and weathered it is as the pants walk past me….and into the horizon….like the end of an old movie.

Luckily, most pants show me asshole and pussy and I’m a better pervert for it….

So here are some tight pants to celebrate how trashy and slutty all women seem to be these days….

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Posted in:Tight Pants

2023

10

Oct

Donna D’Errico’s Dressed Like the Undead for Halloween of the Day

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If you’re looking for the number one trending Halloween costume of the season, it’s probably not the undead, zombie, Frankenstein looking Donna D’Errico, fucking with some kind of demonic entities or witchcraft to convince you that she’s not a rotting fucking corpse…but it could still be a good option, since it’s some spooky ass shit!

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2023

10

Oct

Bound and Gagged Stella Hudgens is Almost Showing The Pink of the Day

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Things are getting a little edgy with this gothic witch during Halloween month….becasue she’s integrated some being bound and gagged to her exclusive content feed….and to be fair, she’s not really gagged, more face stuffed into a pillow, you know the romantic sex way in this over porned up world, where pop tarts and their sisters produce their own version of porn….when in the glory days of porn, only ghetto, desperate drug addicted molested girls were in the industry….

Stella Hudgens, who grew up in the shadow of her sister’s five o’clock shadow, because after Vanessa leaked her nudes, we’d all laugh at how hairy her pussy was, not because we don’t like hairy pussy, I’ve been an ambassador for the bush for as long as I’ve had the site, and if you don’t believe me, I am sure there’s plenty of incriminating evidence in the fucking archive of 50,000 retarded and autistic, which is essentially the same thing, posts….

So yeah, I used to say she was a hair little pudgy chipmunk creature from god knows where, I wasn’t familiar with the Disney cloning labs at the time, and in being a chipmunk her hair would grow back immediate after her pre-nude shaves….so Vanessa Hudgens will always be the bitch with a Fred Flinstone cunt to me…

Anyway, the sister, who has turned to low level sex work, selling nudes to thirsty and desperate losers who pay for this dog shit because they’re fans of Vanessa, still hasn’t shown her pussy like her more popular, richer and famous sister she’s been riding on the back of…..even though her whole business is selling nudes.

PRETTY FUCKING SHITTY DEAL…

If I’m not seeing LABIA blowing in the wind, why they fuck am I paying for that shit, and well, I’m not paying for that shit, so maybe I don’t deserve the labia and shit….

But with anything, the leveling up has to happen, the money is addictive, the momentum must continue, and with that….pussy will happen eventually, we’re getting a little closer and that’s hardly exciting…even with the drug store BDSM constraints she’s incorporating into the mix.

Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2023

10

Oct

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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In a cold dark world, especially when going into the perpetual winter of Canada, where being a hermit who doesn’t see the light of day, buried in your off grid hobbit hole trying to stay warm until your creepy ass can emerge from the deep freeze, to creep on girls in their ever more revealing outfits as fashion and pornography merge more and mre….

The only way to entertain yourself through that survival is starting at pictures and videos of bitches in bikinis or swimsuits because they chose a better way of life than your frozen ass, knowing that one day in the next 7-9 months, you’ll be able to creep on bikini and swimsuits in person again….unless of course you finally succumb to the scurvy or whatever else those colonialists died of when taking the land from the indians….

You are an explorer and this is your inspiration for your future exploring….when the sun comes back out again…

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