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Heidi Klum in an Offensive bikini of the Day

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Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2020

Nov

Linsey Donovan is Amazing of the Day

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Her name is Linsey Donovan and this girl is hilarious and thus amazing…

Her name is LINSEY DONAVAN, yes she writes her name like my retard ass would write her name if I didn’t know how LINDSAY was spelled, implying that whoever named her was dyslexic as you’d expect.

She also goes by “Bikini Barbie 99” because I guess she was born in 99 which would make her 21….

She’s only got 53k followers on IG, but instagram isn’t everything!

She’s clearly deserving of more because she’s a reminder that girls like this STILL exist…..

Trashy blonde girls who pose with their DUNKIN DONUTS in their FLORIDA ROOM LANAAI, with their damn motorbike…

It’s like Central Florida dreams from the late 90s just ejaculated all over her and turned her into this…..

The good news is that she’s young, she’s skinny, she lives ina. “Million dollar home” alone….and she’s got tits…all while being the level of TRASH you don’t really get the privilege of seeing now that trashy girls are into third wave coffee, organic foods, and the other instagram trends in health and wellness that has turend them into a different kind of muppet looking trash….

While this trash, seems more pure…and this I’m a huge fan. It’s nostalgic.

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2020

Nov

Caylee Cowan Upskirt of the Day

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After yesterday’s insane Halloween Hustle, scroll back in the archives to see how fucking awesome I am by putting together all those celeb Halloween pics for you, it was some next level performance by the laziest fucking degenerate loser I know….me…I wasn’t going to bother with more Halloween Content, old news, move on, let’s live in the future and move on with others….but then I came across this Caylee Cowan shit and laughed…that her ass has caught up to her tits….

Caylee Cowan is basically a big titty no one who lives in LA and does the SUGAR BABY hustle FOR SURE. She’s a producer on some shitty documentary, that basically means nothing, she’s been an actress in some shitty movie, another uneventful accomplishment, but she has also been fucking Rick Salomon, the Paris Hilton Sex Tape vendor and pro poker, private jet flying scammer…he’s in his 50s, she’s not, so you know it’s transactional…

Anyway, I love sloppy tits as much as the next guy who was never breast fed, they are great, but they almost ALWAYS come with a sloppy ass, whether it is sloppy at the time or it ends up being sloppy, the fat cells always win….so this is Cowan, doing her best COW impression, it’s her namesake ya’ll..

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2020

Nov

Haley Kalil Hard Nipples of the Day

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Haley Kalil is some WAG who is married to some NFL player named Matt Kalil. They got married in 2015 but renewed their vows in 2016 because he obviously fucked a bunch of sluts being an NFL player, it comes with the territory….when you’re paid stupid money even at the low level to play a kids game is hilarious, plus to get to even the low level of pro sports you are coddled, spoiled, told how great you are your entire life and then get rewarded for such a dumb thing with stupid money….you have no choice but to fuck every groupie, bartender and slut drining off your bottle at the club with your team…it’s team building, even if you have some model slut wife sitting at home waiting for you…

Anyway, in 2017 she became a Sports Illiustrated model, or “rookie” from their model search that is just a strategic marketing tactic that uses girls who want that stamp of Sports Illustrated approval so that she seems higher profile to her husband in a “Fuck me I’m an SI model, don’t fuck all those other IG girls, but if you do, I won’t leave you because I need NEED need this lifestyle”…and I guess using her Bachelor of Science in Medical Biology would require too much effort to turn into an MD when she’s got all she could ever want.

She’s also a Miss USA top 20 finalist back in 2014 on some Olivia Culpo shit, I guess pageant girls like NFL cock….

I don’t know why her nips outside Chateau Marmont are as hard as they are, they seem a like prosthetics, but assume it’s a tribute to Belushi who died there, Lohan who owned them 100s of thousands whens she lived there, and all the other fancy cocaine that’s been snorted there amongst the stars….

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2020

Nov

Stella Maxwell Kevin Spacey Tribute of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is the New Zealand hipster model with a dream. She first appeared on my radar as this androgynous weirdo shooting topless for Terry Richardson before the internet and industry decided to cancel his overpaid ass for being sleazy, even if sleazy was his whole mantra and basically the vibe of all his pictures….but that’s a story for another day, the injustices of cancel culture that I don’t give a fuck about because Richardson used to make 100k for a day of work that is hardly work. He was scamming proper and all good things should come to an end, which is why this site lives on, since it fucking sucks…and all things that suck never die.

Anyway, Stella Maxwell was ahead of her time with the whole shitty lopsided tit and shaved head thing…taking lesbian seriously…and I guess that didn’t pay her or pat her on her lesbian back hard enough….so she decided to get small tit implants, grow her hair out, become a girl, fuck celebrities that were identity crisis…from Miley to Bella Hadid to Kristen Stewart to whoever the fuck else she’s been with after random famous parties…like the horny degenerates all these rich people are….

She ended up becoming hot, becoming marketable, becoming a dyke for Victoria’s Secret, something most hipsters, or authentic hipsters would DENOUNCE if they ever could, but that this star fucker mooch hopped in on and went hard with…

She naked in rose pedals, for whatever reason, and that’s about all I gotta say about that.

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2020

Nov

Sydney Sweeney Bouncing of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is probably the most important young celebrity around right now and it may have a lot to do with the fact that she has enormous natural tits on her tiny fit frame, I mean that is likely a way to get into the casting director hearts and I guess the agent and manager hearts that helped her become this important young actress, because everyone loves big tits….girls love big tits, guys love big tits, even gay dudes love big tits, trannies love big tits, we were all breast fed and we all have that relationship with tits bigger than our head, it’s our earliest memories…from birth we were sucking on tits bigger than our heads so it becomes a familiar, comforting, maternal place when we see girls with tits bigger than our adult heads…

Anyway, she’s not trashy about her monster tits, she’s actually pretty modest about her tits, even shy about her tits and the first few movie roles she had didn’t feature tits, but Euphoria happened, was too good for her not to use it as her reveal and platform and she has since gone fucking viral amongst perverts and the industry alike…

So she’s in Hawaii filming some Mike White movie and Mike White to any indy movie fans is a fucking weirdo who was on Survivor and the Amazing Race despite being a famous actor, writer and fag…..and I guess this is Sweeney in some down time doing a high concept run from the camera…with a subtle flash of her ass…

I’m a fan of Sweeney, her big tits, and even Mike White, mainly for brining her to Hawaii so we can jerk off to all the bikini selfies.

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2020

Nov

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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Science. You can’t argue with Science they say. You must trust the science they say.

Unless it comes to GENDERS as science will say there are only two genders, the other genders are more on a psychological level, which as far as I’m concerned isn’t proven science….since all these kids now have diagnosed mental health issues and all are on meds everyday….because having a medicated society obsessed with themselves and taking selfies allow for the real corruption to move in…

Science. You can’t argue with Science they say. You must trust the science they say at least in terms of how to deal with COVID, because that’s the ongoing sentiment of the CNN viewers of the world…SCIENCE….TRUST SCIENCE….

Unless it comes to sexual appeal or attraction, because square and round bitches don’t like science that has proven that a waist to hip ratio, even on a fat bitch, despite me prefering the skinny bitches, is what men are most turned on by…Science says a “RATIO” is the key to dudes wanting to know up a bitch…but the bitches like to think that’s misogyny….just not these bitches cuz they are here posting up their “RATIOS”…and overall…looking good…even those who are so delusional that they think they have ratio when they don’t….good effort…you can never be mad at a bitch who gets naked on the internet no matter how bad they are…they still good. It’s the celebrities we must band together and hate.

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2020

Nov

Delivery Driver Steals Package and Other Videos of the Day

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Snotty Groom!

Elderly Lady Crossing Road Lives

Costco Karens!

Dine and Dash Fail

Work Fail

Macys is Scared of being Looted Tonight – Pussies

Idiot Teen

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2020

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am not American, I do not vote, I do not believe in the government or taxation, and I don’t think simpletons have any real say in anything, it’s all a farce, an illusion so that the masses don’t come together and uprise. The elite and big corporations don’t pay taxes, they are rich enough for the tax lawyers and accountants to master the tax laws, no billionaires are paying much in tax…it’s the sucker working class footing the fucking bill…It’s a series of smoke and mirrors, distraction, and giving the peasants things to fight about amongst themselves, while CORRUPT shit goes down. I see “civil servants” who are all billionaires, despite being carreer civil servants and I see that shit in Canada too…the infrastructure here, construction, government projects all cost about 1000 times what they should…tax dollars…then there’s the whole socialist thing, paying into services we don’t use, with more corruption…I just think it’s all fucking trash…

But I will say Elections are for erections or they must be cuz that would explain this boner!

I vote for defunding social media where all the lamest people in the world exist and remind me how lame the mainstream is. I do think there was a time it was cool and interesting, but that’s all been killed off and replaced with followers, following each other, like half retards….

From Politics to influencing to acting like they are on a higher ground…but are reall all loser clout chaser liars who don’t even know how hypocritical they are…trying to monetize their nudes….and their “content” instead of being educated, interesting, or inspiring…it’s pretty shitty place to be….

But I am surprised that all those easily manipulated brain washed retards aren’t all for TRUMP, as they try to convince people to vote…and only talk about voting and share fake memes about TRUMP ignoring how fucked wild BIDEN is….

Not that your vote matters, or it really makes much of a difference, but I am a Fan of Trump since the 80s, when he was Tabloid fodder, a rich kid who was living the American dream, who branded himself…created a PERSOONAL brand…something all these influencers are about….and he ended up taking that to the Oval Office…it’s pretty fucking wild….but the guy has been consistent in his messaging since the 80s….get famous to help market your brand….get rich…live oppulant…fuck hot women….he’s been pretty unapologetic and thus someone you should be drawn to…not a flip floppwer….he loves America, lives the American dream, he’s trying to rebuild America and detach from China and other Terrible things that we all know are terrible….yet people misrepresent what he’s done, from Peace Deals, to fucking with CHINA….and you know if CHINA wants him out, you should want him in….but instead these Social Media agendas that fuel the cancel culture…like fake racism or “he’s a bully”….you want a bully representing you idiots…that’s how shit gets done…

So as these idiots idiolize other idiots on Social media like the Kardashians or Emrate for being so brave to put their tits out…they are all sold on this UTOPIA that doesn’t exist…of equality or whatever…when what actually matters is prosperity….opportunuty…getting rich if you can…living well if you can’t…but they don’t support someone like TRUMP as their leader…because of smear campaigns from CNN and the media who want him out…..remember if they want someone out…it’s because he is disrupting their hidden agendas.

I am not a conspiracy theorist, but I see the BIDEN clips and he’s a mindless muppet, and I see TRUMP misquoted, misrepresented, the VILLAIN…and I know tht people are running off emotions, that they don’t know what they even think, it’s part of being a mindless retard that makes up the masses….but all these influencers not supporting the OG influencer who built an empire on his name and EGO, like they are trying to do, discounting him as something he’s not…has been a weird time…

So for the sake of America, I hope my boy Trump gets his 4 more years, it’s entertaining…..but even if he does, the Government will remain evil, will try to keep you down, as the rich get richer and don’t pay tax and the poor get poorer before they can put you all in FEMA camps…

It’s a crazy world out there…how people who’s main goal in life on social media is to make a personal brand hating on the person who has made the strongest personal brand in the last 40 years….makes no sense…

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Nude Asian Looking Model in the SHower
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Classic Corvette Crashes Because of Brake Failure…
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This German Shepherd And This Kitten Are The Best Of Friends!
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Looking At Why No One Has Ever Measured The Speed Of Light!
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Bikini Girl Dancing
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Ben DeNucci’s Girlfriend Was in the Building for His First NFL Start and She’s good in a Bikini!
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Boris Johnson Talks About His Free Time…
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Walmart Employee Had Enough, Roasts Employees Over PA System And Quits!
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Rapper You’ve Never Heard Of Has a 5 Million Dollar mansion. Star Rapping
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Tyler Herro Has a Slutty Girl…
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Hot Girl Booty
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Throwback of Kate Upton’s Antartica Tits
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2020

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Tis the fucking season to get girls to sit on your lap….virtually….since you can’t actually get women to sit on your lap in person…it’s illegal…like Footlosse dancing is banned…where’s Kevin Bacon to dance his way back into our hearts and save the CHRISTMAS spirit….I am like all the Corporations and when Halloween ends CHRISTMAS begins, since I’m a regular Christmas loving motherfucker….

But let’s get through the week, Thanksgiving, Black Friday….before we start jerking off to Christmas music in our Santa Hats while covered in milk and cookies….with that pocket pussy you crafted out of cured meat to look like one of Santa’s Helper…..

I am not sure what I am going on about, but my favorite influencers are the ones who are trying so hard to be influencers but feel so awkward in their influencing….they have shit taste, shit style, they go to shit restaurants, make shit food, workout shitty, and are actively acting like influencers like they really believe themselves so hard and are buying into it…while their 500 followers look on confused…thinking it was a parody or satire influencer only the influencer doesn’t realize they are actually the joke…which still gets them followers who laugh at them and brand deals to finance them to keep them thinking people are there for the influencing…despite sucking…I mean those influencers and the sluts are my favorite kind of influencer….sluts always win….even when they lose…

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Genie Bouchard Dressed Up as Mileena From Mortal Kombat for Halloween
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Charlotte McKinney’s HOT Halloween Costume!
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Britney’s Latest Hostage Video
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Petite Girl in Thong Bathing Suit!
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McKayla Maroney Shared a Quick Booty Boosting Workout
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Queen of Halloween: Heidi Klum’s Horror Movie is Here!
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Saweetie as Mystique!
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Girl amd her Penis Costume
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Emily Ratajkowski Does Demi Moore!
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Bella Thorne is a Bad Cop!
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Dak Prescott’s Girlfriend Dressed Up as His Sexy Nurse for Halloween
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Olivia Munn in her Halloween Costume!
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Joy Corrigan Bikini Cameltoe
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Editia Vilkeviciute Gets Nude for Vogue!
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Mike Zimmer’s Rumored Girlfriend Dressed Up as Barbie for Halloween
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Ron Jeremy is a Dick
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Guy Asks Women if She Poops
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Sean Connery Gets Honored By Mike Myers At The AFI Life Achievement Award!
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Let The Eating Fetish Begin
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Kendall Jenner as Pam Anderson at her COVID-19 Birthday Bash!
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Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler Reunited for Halloween
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Fox Gets a Pumpkin for Halloween
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Some Of The Best Halloween News Bloopers!
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Pro Bartending
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The Best and Most Detailed Railroad Model Layouts
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Scarjo’s Husband Rocks his Wedding Ring
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Alexis Ren the Fallen Angel!
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Mac Jones’ Girlfriend Dressed Up as Harley Quinn for Alabama’s Game
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Bible Accurate Angels Are Scarier Than You Think
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How The Movie “It” Convinced The Audience That It Was Filmed In The 80’s!
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Finishing Move!
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CIARA Tribute to Female Rappers for Halloween…with a Bonus Aubrey O’Day in Costume Pic!
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Prince William Has Covid
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Barbara Palvin in Lingerie!
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Lotus in her Latex!
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Instagram Model Claims She Has Video From the Night She Hooked Up With Multiple Suns Players
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Here’s What Goes Into Making A Great Jump Scare For A Horror Movie!
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Reporters Explore A Haunted House That Is So Scary You Have To Sign A Waiver!
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Mermaid in Training
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20 – “Like a Boss Moments”
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Small Dog Vs Leaf Blower
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Bella Hadid is a Work of Art for Halloween!
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Model Nastasia Celeste is Private!
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Laci Kay Somers in a Hot Bikini Clad Joker
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Two dudes in the pool having a lil belly button fun.
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Nude Model Sophie!
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Christina Aguilera’s Series of Hot Costumes!
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Paulina Gretzky is Back and HOT.
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Megan Fox calls out Brian Austin Green for sharing pic of son on Instagram
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Pauley Perrette says she is retired
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Celebs Doing Halloween ROUND-UP
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Olivia Culpo’s in a Bikini
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Bebe Rexha’s Bikini in Mexico
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Kate Hudson’s Bike Riding in Leggigns
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Chrishell Stause Leaving DWTS
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Ariel Winter in a Red Dress
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Sienna Miller in a Magazine
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Taylor Hill in a Lingerie Catalog Shoot
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Alexina Graham’s in Lingerie
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Sofia Richie in Leggings
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The Nixim Girls in Vancouver
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Nature Walk – Dildo Play
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Holy Shit, This Nude On/Off Video is NExt Level Hot
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Mental Mondays
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Red Pepper in the Booty
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Massive Tit Reveal
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Booty BOOTY
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Dildo Rider Spanks her Ass
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Classy Lady with Clothepinned Pussy
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Public Bathroom Dildo Fuck – Gross
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Naked Musical Chairs
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Suction Dildo Training Session
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Too Drunk to Orgy
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Beach Vibes or Beach Dildos
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Look Mom – No Hands!
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Girl Does a Side By Side of her Dildo Riding
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Hot Naked Reddit amateur
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Creamy
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Overwatch Cosplay Porn
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Sweet Tits….
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AMerica Isn’t Ready for this Technology Yet
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Girl Gets Boned
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Public Tinder Hook-Up
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Megan Good’s White Cat WOman Costume
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Retail Flasher
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15 People Having a Shitty Day
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Hooters Girl Gets Down
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Cross Fit Girl Fucks
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Sheridan and her Monster Boobs
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Girl Eats Herself Out – LEGENDARY
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Pumpkin Head Gets Into Halloween Spirit
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2020

Nov

Elle Fanning Voter Booty of the Day

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I don’t believe in the VOTE, I don’t see it as a right of all the citizens, or as an obligation for all the people, or as a symbol of our democrazy, I just see it as a beacon or as a tool by the elite class to let the peasants think they have a voice in the election, when really that shit’s already decided and it’s all just a fucking performance piece….Whether that is fact or not, who fucking knows, I just know I’ve never voted and never will vote because my vote doesn’t matter but my time does and I’m not about to sit in line amongst a bunch of assholes for a useless purpose…I rather waste my time posting here…which as you must know…is a waste of fucking time…

So that’s my opinion on voting…at leat in CANADA…where I denounce the vote always….your USA vote shit that has been dominating the news here and I guess around the world as much as it has in your own life…is probably the fucking same…and the funny thing is that it won’t end tomorrow….this nonsense will go on….and you will still have no say in the outcome, but I am sure we can all hear your opinions on your social media feeds incessantly you annoying fucks….

The best is the passionate supporters of either party, who whine and bitch and call out the other party, when they aren’t even going to vote…so it’s this passionate hate against one of the parties and they aren’t even going to vote …so all their rants are just to be annoying as shit…

So as someone who hates the vote, hates celebs meddling in the vote, or manipulating the vote like they are some higher beings we must follow their lead, despite being rich out of touch assholes who live in their own rich person bubble and have zero understanding of the actual american experience….

And as someone who doesn’t typically like the Fannings, but I did watch Season 1 of The Alienist this weekend….where Dakota and her creepy childstar self didn’t really annoy me as I stared at her eyebrows knowing she’s got blonde bush….

This Elle Fanning Rock the Vote nonsense is solid, I mean her ass is ridiculous…I had no idea that was there…making them more interesting as a rich and famous sister duo with creepy parents who sold them out to the industry at a young age and are likely very fucked up cuz they’ve “SEEN SOME SHIT” all these years…

Hot ass.

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