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2020

29

Oct

Ashley Benson Lace Dress of the Day

Ashley Benson doesn’t do much, but fuck random chicks like Cara Delevingne who probably targeted her because that’s what opportunists trying to get as much hype as they can do….they’ve since broken up and girl is back with the dick….

But I guess she doesn’t really need to do much because she got cast on what became a huge fucking show at the time of instagram so girl got all the spillover followers early in and like the other bitches from that show, is riding it…in a lazy fucking way.

She can get consistent deals from brands to do really dumb shit like take a selfie, because she wwas 21 million followers….so set until instagram dies but it will never die because people are too invested in it and don’t want to lose their followers…

So like other celebs, I guess she’s realizing it’s time to maximize the social media feed with some smutty content, to get that attention, the views, all with very little effort…steal that money from the lame influencers who weren’t ever on a hit TV show girl.

Since she’s got big tits, tits that have probably been used as a phallus to make women cum like they were riding a pillow as they do…I’m watching…

Sure she’s sloppy and all that, but sloppy tits are fun, we need them….so I’m encouraging this Ashley Benson big titty revival.

Get paid girl.

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2020

29

Oct

Bella Hadid Hand Bra of the Day

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This is Bella Hadid posting a selife from LAST year where she’s got her tits out and her panties on like some low level whore looking for attention becasue they are all empty low level whores looking for attention, some just get paid better and have more views, but that doesn’t satisfy their emptiness…that just gives the ego a boost…but for someone who was born and raised rich, making 5 million or 10 million a year…is just like “allowance”….they don’t care about that….plus no matter how hard she owns the self promotion you know she knows she’s the ugly sister and not model worthy….no matter how big the ego is, she sees other models and knows she’s a hack job literally hacked up and put back together to look like this terrifying cartoon version of a WITCH or DEMON coming to eat your soul, which is what she’s doing with every campaign and selfie she does…

So this shoot is her creative vision of being Fred Flintsone for Halloween, she sketched out the look for I guess her asian seamstress she keeps in her basement, doing her best paper doll you can’t undress like you used to growing up, you paper doll pervert….and she’s shit…that face…terrifying…

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2020

29

Oct

Dove Cameron Pole Dance of the Day

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Dove Cameron does Pole Dance and it’s not that exciting to me.

I was never really into pole dancing, when I’d go to the strippers I didn’t need to see some acrobatic shit, or some cirque du soliel shit…since half the strippers were Circus School drop outs in these parts…it’s the home of cirque du soleil and not all girls can be in the circus…the spillover ends up on the pole…

So since I’ve never been into pole dancing, despite having spent way too much time in stripclubs, in the late 90s and early 2000s I’d go to the same strip club 2 sometimes three times in a day…..for late lunch free buffet…for late dinner pre drink…for the last hour and a half of the night….and when I did that I didn’t get any fucking respect from any of the strippers, if anything they thought I was a mooch fuck who realized I could get 2 hot meals for 2-3 dollar cover charge.

Anyway, when the whole suburban pole dance thing happened for bored housewives to find their inner slut, I knew it’d be a hit because women have historically been jealous and judgy of strippers because they knew at their core they wanted men to jerk off to them and not some other bitch…and that whole thing, even with the social media videos wasn’t hot to me….even when they were in their skimpy stripper outfits…

So seeing some Disney Kid we all know will never be a stripper, doesn’t really give me stripper fantasies, since I don’t have stripper fantasies…it’s the non strippers that you gotta fantasize about because they don’t charge 10 dollars a dance…and sure Dove Cameron is a non stripper, but her selfies have been sluttier than this, so maybe just stick to crotch shots and hard nipple pics…this integrating dance into the whole thing is just dumb.

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2020

29

Oct

Vanessa Hudgens Overly Excited Halloween Bullshit of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is one of those weirdo theatre kids that you know likes to get fucked but is fucking annoying to be around because she’s a weirdo theatre kid…I remember them from when I used to loiter at a college to stare at pussy…over the last 20 years…and I’d see all these leotard wearing overly excited weirdos being annoying with their characters, dance, cries for attention…

I am sure you’ve met people over the years who channeled being a Disney kid, just a lame fuck with a huge smile on their face, like they live in the happiest place on earth…maybe a waitress or your own kid….because at a time being a Disney kid was the fucking dream…

So you’ve got this theatre kid pervert who has that Disney kid training…dealing with a Holiday like Halloween, while realizing she’s about to finally make stupid money thanks to finally accepting her fate as an instagram content creator…only to realize how easy it is to make content for instagram to get paid…no lines need to be memorized, no leaving of house required, brands just throw money at you and it makes you more appealing to those execs looking for actors…a win…just not for influencers…since celebs are moving in on their turf…

So with her being overly excited pevert exhibitionist weirdo theatre kid who LOVES halloween, she’s doing all this Halloween content and this outfit features cleavage and a BDSM collar the way all Disney kids dress, just not in public…because they are slaves man…SLAVES…

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2020

29

Oct

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Sometimes I think to myself “what if I went corporate” back when I first started the site in 2004, you know before the internet was the booming thing, when I had a bunch of useless people visiting the site because there was nothing else to do on the internet…I would have probably got hired at the time since no smart people worked in “internet”….I would be a captain of industry running all the hottest internet businesses around, you know since the smart people weren’t on the internet at the time, would I be rich, or would I be fired for fucking the staff, forfeiting all my corporate bonuses, since corporate people get paid…..I mean it would have been a huge damper on my alcoholism, sleeping in, sitting around doing nothing all day….but I’d probably be an asshole with a TESLA…

Then I look at the site and think, for a site that’s been updated daily all these years, no one actually gives a fuck about it…imagine if 1,000,000 people checked in to see what antics I am up to…despite being a very boring person….would that be the dream…but then I remember being invisible, obscure, confusing, insignificant is actually the ultimate troll on myself but more importantly, the only place I want to be….

So as I turn to the internet to see that girls are posting more and more nudes, daily, just so many girls getting naked, something I am passionate about documenting…I am going down that slippery slope of “is it porn if the barista at starbucks is just flashing tits”….I’m like Alex Jones and this is my Conspiracy Fight for the Truth….only with tits…tits posted by girls just wanting to have their tits seen…it’s noble work, important work, work that people don’t seem to care about, they write me off as porn…not like some innovative Simon Cowell doing American Idols auditions everyday with the nudes…so maybe this makes me a pornographer, I see it as a resposter of chicks, and reposter isn’t even a word…

So here are hot tits being flashed and I like em.

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2020

29

Oct

Kendall Jenner Thong of the Day

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I could probably got on a rant about how shit the Kardashians are from every angle of their scam, and I call it a scam because what they did was barely clever, whether it made them all billions or not, it was a lot of luck, right place right time, and the world is filled with morons.

I am not actually against the Kardashians, despite thinking they are terrorists on a generation or even two generations of people, mainly women….and I guess men who think women should look like a fucking doughy muppet…I mean I am against them as a concept but I am not sitting here mad about it…I just think it’s silly when it comes up…

So despite thinking they are overrated garbage that make way more than they really should, but thanks to being overrated, they get…it’s like top performing AVON ladies over here….and despite thinking they are all fucking monsters….Kendall’s pretty hot.

It could be her body, that I am sure has had fat transplants and other procedures to get that hip to waist ratio and maybe even the cleavage, but it doesn’t look all that bad, fake, terrifying….

So, I don’t think Kendall is deserving of being a TOP MODEL, But I get it….the fashion industry are groupies and whores and this is what happens when kids who grew up on the family get marketing jobs….in a superficial and garbage industry like fashion…

I do think she looks way too much like BRUCE / CAITLIN / WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT FREAK CALLS HIMSELF…

But she’s still hot…and this is her Celebrating Kim being a 40 year old pile of dog shit….in her bikini.

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2020

29

Oct

How Emma Roberts Got Pregnant of the Day

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Emma Robert is a babe despite being pregnant, because I typically hate pregnancy for numerous reasons, from it’s attack on the body, mainly the pussy that moms will try to convince you is designed to retract, but that is still something you know a kid crawled out of…..to other parts of the body like the stomach….then there’s the damage it does to the soul…where you give up your life for this creature that crawled out of you…and it lasts at least 18 years…spending money, dealing with their bullshit, their drama, shit that really has nothing to do with you, like when it’s up at night crying and you’re like “your problem bro”…and it looks back at you like “please dad I am only 2” and you’re like…fuck you should have been aborted, or washed out of my shorts like so many of my other “children” before you….because motherfucker just wants to sleep….

So these kids age you, ruin you, and are thankless and greedy about it….

Then there’s the whole bigger issue of “Save the Planet”…where you’re throwing another CARBON FOOTPRINT into the world…so hipster bitch won’t drink with plastic straws but she’ll make a kid to mooch off the land for another 90 years…selfish cunt…

Then there’s the whole bigger issue of “what’s the fucking future got in store for us”…from global warming, that you’re just adding to with this ungrateful child….to COVID and whatever other pandemics happen in the next 90 years of its life…to evil tech people controlling us…and evil corporations enslaving us….the nature of society, tech, utopia and all that….it’s obvious nothing good is coming our way…even an ASTROID hitting us is likely and maybe even welcomed…so let’s throw a kid into that mix because we want to come together and make a kid to show our love…you fucks…maybe he’ll become a leader, a champiom save the world with his resources available to him…I mean his great Auntie is Julia Roberts….which is actually a solid strategy to get addicted to drugs, everyone is on drugs…and spend life taking selfies…but sure let’s hope it changes the world like delusional fucks…

So Inconvenient, Irresponisble, Life Ruining, Body Ruining, Selfish and Narcissistic and ultimately gross…but something to do I guess, especially if you’ve already had one too many abortions…not to mention it’s a welcomed MEME or offshot strategy for social media…brands will even pay you more cuz you’re a mom now…the mom is the number one consumer and thus mom influencers are the number one earners….

Anyway, when hot Emma Roberts got pregnant, my first thought was “let’s see how this went down”…like what position was she cummed in.

As it turns out….there’s footage….and here it is…

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2020

29

Oct

Busy Phillips Topless Voter of the Day

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If you want to ruin anything, from online activism, to encouraging people to vote through brainwashing tactics using celebrities as they pretend your voice matters even though we all know your votes don’t even get counted and the political thing is just one big show…a performance piece…make the peasants think they have a voice…just tell them they have this “Vote” that can impact the future…get them passionate about it…so that when we take their freedoms, tax them, etc…they don’t uprise….society is built on keeping the poor people from banding together to topple the fucking infrastructure….but yeah…if you want to ruin anything, take any good or fun out of anything, like having your mom tell the family she has cancer on Christmas morning….or worse…finding out that hot chick that was into you for the first time in your life had a dick…just hire Busy Phillips to get topless…that bitch is vile.

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2020

29

Oct

Nose Picker. and Other Videos of the Day

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Looters at CVS

Wrong Turn

Anyone Want to Go Shopping

Polish Girls on Abortions…

Looters at Walmart

Sinkhole Opens Up…

Cops Try and Fail

Who wants to get to Walgreens

Runner Chased Down During Lockdown

Bus Carrying Passengers crashes in a Crazy Way…

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2020

29

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Last night while I was believing in SCIENCE and LISTENING to SCIENCE as all my friends of the internet who are outraged at people not wearing masks or not in lockdown to hide from this virus that hits most people for a few days….., So in doing some scientific research, I learned this thing that those people haven’t quite figured out and that is that there are only two genders….male and female…so now we can target all our outrage at Science for THAT misinformation…

What I am getting at is that I keep hearing these whiners of the internet cry “Believe Science” and “Listen to Science” and they are mad that people aren’t….but they are the same people who are mad at Science and not listening to science when it comes to gender…

I don’t really care about gender issues or even the hypocrisy of the world, it’s always been there….I don’t care if a person lives his life as a man or woman or wears a fucking costume everyday – like it is Halloween…

I just like when people are trying to pressure or shame people into thinking one way using arguments like “SCIENCE” that you can just throw back at them from a different perspective to discount their convictions on a different fight they fight, as they have a trunk full of issues you can pull from…

I mean…if you’re even going to bother arguing with people…it’s actually a giant waste of time….better to just ignore the idiots…it is truly what they hate most…except me, I fucking love being ignored and forever invisible…it is more peaceful and why I don’t do social media.

But I do DO (doo doo) links…so Here are some Morning Links…

Olivia Culpo Gives a Chesty Welcome to Cabo
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Elle Fanning vs Turkey Leg….
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Nadine Gold’s Topless in Studio
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Girl on Red Carpet Who Hasn’t Missed a Leg Day….and is Showing her Bikini Tan Line
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Cameron Diaz and her Gay Husband Buy 15 Milion Dollar Compound
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Golf Balls on a Frozen Lake
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McDonald’s Refuses To Release Surveillance Footage Of 84-Year-Old Woman Being Attacked!
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Another Creepy Hollywood Pervert Goes Down for Drugging and Raping Women…
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Some Instagram Girl’s Staged – Fake -Falls – what a Way to get famous
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Instagram Model Jacqueline Petzak Celebrates the Dodgers World Series in a Skimpy Bikini
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Huge Titties
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Get Some Stylish Underwear!
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