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2020

14

Oct

AJ Michalka Votes of the Day

I hate when celebs try to push people to vote, like they are some kind of activist heroes, when really they are just pieces of shit with no souls who don’t care about anything but themselves, their money and their relevance..

I don’t understand why any of their fans would listen to a celebrity’s opinion on anything, these are the same people who ignore their DMs and comments, unless it’s part of a social media marketing strategy they have their assistant doing….even worse are the Only Fan girls who have random dudes writing their DMs for them…it is all pretty pathetic…but even in my time, when celebs didn’t have social media, unless you were in the know and aware of their fake accounts, they were more obvious in their being unrelatable, while still being unrelatable, their lives are not anything like your life…so their opinions have nothing to do with your life….so just don’t listen to them…because they are lying anyway…

These puppets push their lies to seem woke for whoever is bribing them, paying them, or managing their every move so they stay hireable….pretending to do their part, when the only part their care about is their next part in a movie…

Good thing that AJ Michalka is no longer a celeb, so we can look at her titty “vote” sticker and not hate her for her efforts….

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2020

14

Oct

Hunter King Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Hunter King is the hotter of the King sisters…but Joey King’s at the height of her career after impressing me in The Act, but maybe some forced to be reclusive, thinking she’s sick, half retard who kills her mom with her full retard boyfriend, is hot to me…but I think it has more to do with how good of a job Joey King did…and in this pandemic, she’s been showing that she’s not that awkward, feeding tube, freak show from the show, but hot and busty in her right.

So obviously, the sister who is older and hotter and who probably lives with the younger and more successful sister, is going to take her Soap Opera, Young and the Restless titties as far as she can to get noticed…these girls, even sisters, are jealous and catty…

Obviously, she could be substantially better with these pretty big looking tits, and this tit hanging off her chest like a drunk homeless guy on a park bench isn’t it’s best version, but it’s still a tit and isn’t that what we are all here for? I know it’s what I am here for…

Use the trending family name and the family big tits to get noticed…good strategy….working to get off the Soap Opera hustle and get a real acting job on a real project..since Soap Operas are definitely dying as old housewives who treated them as their porn die off….I mean COVID is a huge threat against Hunter King’s livelihood so she’s being proactive.

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2020

14

Oct

Kaia Gerber Goth Cleavage of the Day

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Kaia Gerber bores me. She’s got her cleavage out in this overly dramatic lameness that I guess they’ll position as a “fashion” shoot, or a Behind the Scenes of a fashion shoot, because from a young age her mom has starved her out to make her the fashion model she’s become. It’s one of those Cindy Crawford didn’t climb the supermodel ladder only to NOT use that position to give her family a shot at the supermodel glory….a cash grab, luxurious travel, adoration from the loser fans….in an era where there is no such thing as a super model and brands use dog shit models to seem like they are woke, inclusive and other shit…because they are pussies scared of being cancelled…making Kaia Gerber about as impressive as a dog shit on the side of the road, but maybe the dog shit is more impressive, because at least it evokes emotion, maybe gets you to jump over it so you don’t step in it, where Kaia is just this shell of a human, no soul, sold to a shitty industry all while being rich as shit with no need to be this model….but they all want the likes and follows…it is addictive and in this case it keeps her vapid useless parents excited with every opportunity that comes up…I mean they are people drawn to Malibu who rub shoulders with other shit humans like the Kardashians…trying to get in on the trend instead of doing what’s good for their kid, you know the LA way…

Garbage, but cleavage…

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2020

14

Oct

Leann Rimes Nipples of the Day

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LeAnn Rimes is a case study in how if you go country, the good country folk who are into country, oftentimes traditional people, probably even religious people, who still go to church on Sundays, will never turn their back on you.

If you break through in Country and if the Country market accept you, they’ll forever by your Christmas Albums no matter how much of a degenerate you are…proven by LeAnn Rimes who made HUGE money with her country music, even if she was touring random small town casinos last year, she still had that loyal fan based who would still buy her CD at Walmart because they don’t do that whole internet thing…except to protest masks…or some shit…

So this moved to LA, got fake tits, despite playing religious (Religious people with breast implants always confused me, if you believe in God, modifying God’s work, would seem sinful)….all while home wrecking and becoming tabloid fodder….trash…only to be forgiven for going off course by her people, as Jesus has taught them, redemption is possible…

So here she is at 40 something, braless and hard nippled, looking like a ghost in the manor house in some horror movie…but tits are tits…

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2020

14

Oct

Ella Purnell’s Bare Ass of the Day

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Ella Purnell is a 24 year old actress from the UK that I’ve never heard of. Her wikipedia is not very exciting but she has recently been in an Agatha Christie Mini-Series, which sounds about what you’d expect from UK programming….she was also in something that is apparently very hyped because it was a best selling novel called Sweetbitter, but I am apparently not up to speed on best selling novels, I mean do people even read anymore? So I’ve never heard of that…she’s the lead in something called Belgravia…..which sounds awful because it’s some period piece shit…do people actually watch period pieces? Then she’s in some Netflix show, that’s probably more our speed called Army of the Dead…by nerd icon Zack Snyder….so she’s clearly making moves…

I am more interested in her bare ass for social media…because you know gotta get that hype on there, to get that hype to be cast in movies and TV, which clearly she’s trying to do….and a bare ass is a good starting point for that…especially when in nature, so you can play it off as more wholesome, camping, hiking nudity than obvious nudity….either type of nudity is still nudity and thus good.

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2020

14

Oct

Billie Eilish’s Fat Titty of the Day

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These are a few days old, but I saw them in the FORUM yesterday and shit’s gone viral, at least viral in terms of DrunkenStepfather, since we aren’t a relevant site, where over 500 people have seen the monster tits…

As a small titty lover…who in high school was dating the fat girl with the big tits because she had some sort of handicapped and let me have sex with her retard ass, so long as I gave her baked goods…in what I never expected to be a self fulfilling prophecy or at least a glimpse into my future life where I’m married to a fat retard who gets off on baked goods….but I alway envied the smaller tits and the tighter body on said tits….

But I forget that ya’ll are Americans, where 99 percent of the population is a Walmart shopping pig with diabetes…all limbless and angry….so someone as fat as Billie Eilish is considered slim…and someone as fat titty as Billie Eilish is considered exciting…

I am not a believer in the hype Billie Eilish had last year, I thought it was a hokey bullshit act…a viral song gone viral doing what other people have done countless times before her…being praised like a hero or a prodigy or an artist…when she’s just some LA hipster follower bullshit trying to be edgy and interesting…making her neither edgy or interesting….so I don’t buy into their LA based scam…but the rest of the world does…

So as a country of big titty lovers, despite how gross the host body tits are, here’s your pop icon Billie Eilish and her big tits…because they are big..but so is the rest of her.

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2020

14

Oct

Rowan Blanchard Being a Lesbian of the Day

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The identity crisis from Disney Kid to 18 year old thrown into the world of porn, sexualization, over hype on sexuality, like who gives a fuck what you stick your dick, or woman dick inside….it’s some sensationalizing, almost mocking or using sexuality as a tactic in her own marketing…trying to prove she’s edgy, or wild…like a college girl in ths 90s making out with her friend at the kegger while a circle of dudes watch…only we can’t call them out for the obvious clickbait they are producing because that’s being a homophobe or being judgemental which is this generations number one pet peeve….”let me be me”….while “being me”….is “being like everyone else, because we are boring, robot drones created by the internet”….so this whole trying to be woke, when really just being perverts…who cum to and for whoever happens to be around is about as exciting as taking a shit…assuming taking a shit isn’t exciting to you….since you do it everyday…but maybe it is cuz of that whole closet case thing you deal with because you’re not a queer of this generation and the only joy you get is when a phallus shaped stool stretches you out like a girl on reddit trying to show you her colon….

If you know what I mean.

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2020

14

Oct

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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If you’re wondering why I have barely updated the site yet, it is in part because you’ve already seen this shit on social media, I don’t matter anymore not that I ever did….in part because I sleep the fuck in every day of my life because I don’t have a job….in part because I was downloading the Wetspot Wednesday pics because as you know, they are fucking repulsive to me…and make me wonder why I woman would upload this shit thinking it is hot…then remembering all the weirdo perverts out there with weirdo pervert compulsions…I mean dirty panties have been bought and sold online for decades…people like this shit….I just don’t see the wet spot as an achievement, I see it as a fat girl with a bacterial infection…some old fashioned vaginitis or yeast…just a petri dish of gross…and I like wet pussy as much as the next guy, even if dry pussy is what I am used to for lack of sex appeal not because I’m a necorphiliac or anything you sick fuck…

So here’s some Wetspot..

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2020

14

Oct

Armed Robbery in Florida and Other Videos of the Day

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Trump Wonder Woman

Drunk Driver

Drunk Judge in Neighborly Dispute

Bad Place to Change a Flat Tire

Truck VS Overpass

Expert Getting Out of Parking Spot

Man VS News Crew

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2020

14

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I have been seeing a bunch of old people walking in clusters with other old people, I like to think it’s some old folks home militia where they are taking on COVID head on, where they assume their formation based on some kind of hierarchy where they put their fearless leader in the middle and create a protective old person wall in front of him, all pushing their walkers, ready to die as the frontline against COVID….hoping it will get the outer perimeter first..

Then I realized, that it probably has nothing to do with COVID wars…the elderly vs the virus…that’d be a good comic-book..and instead they are just out on a walk activity from the old folks home before their winter hibernation lockdown goes into effect and that was very disappointing..

Just not as disappointing as the fact that some of these seniors were in leggings…I remember leggings in the 90s…but I don’t remember 80 year olds wearing them jacked into their old lady cunts…

So I assumed that maybe they were doing that to catch the virus with their gaping black holes where their vaginas once were….but maybe old ladies are just whores trying to be hot and held together like their daughters and grand daughters…

Either way, that was my morning and here are some stepLINKS…

Ratajkowski is Out on a Hike
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Valerie Loureda is Back in a Thong
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Frida Aasen is Hot for D Squared
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Pole Dancing Skills….
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Two Straws And Two Glasses Of Water Make For An Infinite Siphon!
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Sad Story in the Life of a Crab
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Wendy Williams Fart
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Crazy Booty
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Model Rebeca Posing Nude in Mexico
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Weird Lady..on TV…Seems Delusional….When it Comes to Baby Names,,,
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