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2020

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Life…just a series of going to sleep and waking up until you don’t….

People pretending to be covid scared so they don’t have to go to work…but still going to the gym, grocery shopping, eating restaurant foods, getting their hair and botox done are pretty obvious…

They want the COVID lockdowns to go on forever because there is no more faking sick, there’s a lot of working at home or pretending to work from home when really watching their NETFLIX when not on ZOOM…all with the support of their peers….

Covid is the best excuse ever, the socially acceptable excuse….scared to live so you don’t die of a virus, but you’ll die anyway…because we all die…but not really scared to lie, just pretending to be scared to live to avoid doing things you don’t like doing….

Speaking of COVID….Not enough women are using dirty face masks they find on the street as panties in selfie porn they sell on their fan sites…..and that’s the real tragedy in this virus, not all the old people who were going to die anyway dying…the fact that women are now scared of inserting found objects in their vaginas for the sake of social media clout….let’s hope for that vaccine so we can get back to some sort of normalcy.

Fear the invisible….even though you’ll likely die from your shitty lifestyle…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…while hungover….it’s my virtual shitting myself…

Sarah McDaniel AKA Krotchy who went viral a few years ago – is putting her period on her face for a beauty treatment….and sharing it with her fans…sounds like a horrible fetish

Sarah McDaniel Puts Her Period on Her Face!

Porn Star Taylor Stevens Put Her Ample Support Behind the Dodgers
https://www.egotasticsports.com/porn-star-taylor-stevens-put-her-ample-support-behind-the-dodgers/

Saweetie Puts her Vagina in her Face to Show Off Hidden Talent
http://www.egotastic.com/saweetie-nails-the-red-cup-challenge/

Tana Mongeau’s Butt Shot for Biden Weirdness
https://www.egotasticsports.com/ig-model-promises-nudes-for-biden-vote-jerry-jones-supports-d-coordinator-and-colorado-golfer-gored-by-elk/

‘See you in our next life’ Valeries last goodbye to Eddie Van Halen

‘See you in our next life’ Valeries last goodbye to Eddie Van Halen

Groomsman Barfing

Groomsman Barfs Hard Immediately After The Wedding Ceremony!

Gamer Shows Off Mess House

Gamer Shows Off His Extremely Messy House!

Some Hotty Stretching and Doing Weird Stunts on her Bike in Little Shorts..

Sugar & Spice And Nice With The A Bike

Aaron Rodgers VS the League
https://www.egotasticsports.com/aaron-rodgers-verbally-dick-slapped-the-rest-of-the-league-with-a-comment-about-his-down-years/

Mike Tyson Wants to Beat Up David Blaine

Mike Tyson Wants To Break Quarantine To Beat Up David Blaine!

Hot Model Sasha Smelova and her Fancy Blankets!

Sasha Smelova and her Fancy Blankets!

Girl in Shorts Kicks Ball in Dudes Face for a TikTok Stunt?

She’s Dead Wrong For This One

Sports WAG Kayla Nicole in a Tight Dress
https://www.egotasticsports.com/travis-kelce-and-kayla-nicole-might-be-back-together-after-she-showed-up-to-monday-nights-game/

Kat Von D getting in on the Provo Canyon School Abuse Hype thanks to Paris Hilton

Kat Von D says she was in Provo Canyon school Paris Hilton was in

GIRLS BEING WHORES ON LIVE CAM AND IT IS AMAZING!
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2020

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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Remember – the answer to all your worries is to block and delete people you don’t agree with so it’s like they don’t exist…and you can go on lamenting with like minded people who hate all the same things you do…

Go into tonight knowing that if you were in high school now, no matter how big of a loser you were, you’d be having threesomes every weekend instead of jerking off to your moms dirty panties.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Youtuber TANA Mongeau’s Promises Nudes for Biden in this WEIRD Booty Pic
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Hailey Bieber and Justin Get Porny for Vogue
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Aunt Becky’s Daughter Olivia Jade Skateboards in a Bikini
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Shay Mitchell’s Booty Goes Surf
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Breanna Tate Big Booty
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Twerking Bike Stunt
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Rita Ora in a Hot Outfit
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Cardi B Denies Being Illuminati
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Matt Poole’s Instagram Model Girl is a Babe
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Mask Wearing Lingerie Wearing Girl Pressing Up against the Car Door
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They Do Anything for the Clout
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A little Seagrams Sex Scandal
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Hilary Duff cleavage
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Bebe Rexha and Doja Cat Leggy for Baby, I’m Jealous Single!
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Rocksy Light Photos!
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Demi Rose Huge Ass in a Thong in Ibiza
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Top 5 Hottest Sports WAGs in 2020
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Snowball Fight in 1896 Colorized
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Mother Falls On Her Face But Saves Her Baby From Getting Hurt!
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Robot Hummingbird Used To Film Half A Billion Monarch Butterflies!
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RIP – Eddie Van Halen dead at 65
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Hot Model Alannah Walton Bikinis Right
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Bebe Rexha and Doja Cat Link Up in Lingerie
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Danica Patrick is a Bears Fan Again
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Groomsman Barfs Hard Immediately After The Wedding Ceremony!
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Sheep Finds Out How To Use A Trampoline And Has A Lot Of Fun!
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Anne Heche stormed off DWTS after being eliminated
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Rebecca Black’s crop Top!
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Heidi Klum Does Tik Tok
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Patrick Mahomes’ Mom in a Bikini…She Busty
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Capuchin Monkey Checks Out The Teeth Of Another Capuchin Monkey!
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WTF is Vinegar!
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Jessica Alba’s claim of ‘no eye contact’ on 90210 set gets cast response
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Fan at Patriots-Chiefs Game Kicked Out for Wearing Roger Goodell Clown T-Shirt
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Nude Model – MEO
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Dua Lipa Does some G-String
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Athlete Jimmy Butler’s Hot Girlfriend
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Celebration Ends bad
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Tenant Gets Mad When Landlord Changes WiFi Password
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Girl Gets Stuck In Dryer, Firefighters Rescue Her!
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Alan Jackson selling Tennesse mega mansion…It’s Big.
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Noah Cyrus – Doggy Styles!
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Stars do a Zoom Fashion Show
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Kardashian / Jenner Affiliate Jordyn Woods Does an Only Fans and has a Huge Booty
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Security Camera Shows Beachie Creek On Fire
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Another Model Posing Topless at the Beach
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Ashley Benson – BIG cleavage
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Katherine Webb in a Bikini to Celebrate 3rd Pregnancy
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This Looks Painful
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Dumb Move
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Ashley Greene Sheer Sweatshirt
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Dental Robot Malfunctions
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Rihanna Apologizes for Using Sacred Muslim Song in her Show
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Maise Williams in a Skirt
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Alexa Demie in a Bikini
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Jennifer Lawrence in a Mask
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Kelly Jelly Brook – Street Walking
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Selma Blair is Alive
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Shannen Doherty Getting her Last Days In with Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Kelly Brooke Photoshopped to Shit in her Calendar
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Jennifer Garner Mom in a Bathing Suit
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Hailey Beiber in Tight Fitness Shorts and a Tight Fitness Shirt
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Katie Holmes Legs
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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10 Public Acts that Make You a Whore
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Double Downs with the Dildo
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It’s Dildo TIme!
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Deep Stretch
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French Model Gets Naked with a Lollipop
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Perky Tits
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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17 people having a shittier day than you
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Elsie Hewitt’s Titty Outtakes
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Actress Jess Weixler’s Nude Scene from TEETH
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Loser at the Gangbang Just Trying to Keep up
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Webcam Show!
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18 Year Old Makes a Porno
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Lesbian Black Chicks Fuck
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A lot of Effort Went Into the Filming of This
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Girl Records herself Fucking Randoms
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22 People having a shittier Day than you
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Romance is Not Dead
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Naked Bitch by the Pool
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Blake and her Big Dildo
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BEACH HEAD
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2020

Oct

Tiny Titty Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Titty Tuesday is a weekly feature that makes sense because of all the “Ts”..but also because small tits are hot…

I know that girls are all insecure about their small tits or at least that is the impression I get from social media with their ITTY BITTY TITTY EMPOWERMENT GROUPS. I’ve never met that many girls with small tits who really hated her tits all that much, or enough to get plastic sacs inserted into their tits, for a more aesthetically friendly tit….only some lame ass mainstream Kardashian watching slut who jacks up her face thinks that big tits meant more opportunity for them…but more importantly, I’ve never met many straight men who complained about a woman’s breast size….unless they were the 7th grade and they teased a bitch for being flat as a board, the second puperty hit and fucking happened, they realized very quickly that small tits are hot, and often come in a tighter package where when factored in, the whole body is just all around tighter…

Sure, I love sloppy tits too, why the fuck not….all tits are a good time…even shitty tits…but small tits, need to be celebrated more than they are, to protect and prevent the execution of the small tit with these instagram friendly cosmetic procedures that are killing the small tit…because small tits, like all tits are hot…

So here’s a bunch of small tit.

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2020

Oct

Amber Rose Mom Tits of the Day

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Everyone is launching porn channels for people to subscribe to for a monthly fee, then they hustle you for money money because they upsell each content piece, so that you pay your 10 dollars a month to have access to all their clickbait scammy shit with sleazy captions behind a paywall that if you’re enough of a sucker to pay 10 dollars a month, you’ll throwdown another 25 or 50 dollars for a fucking picture of the idiot you’re subscribed to…

Either people are really fucking desperate or the idea of supporting content creators has got to a point where the audience feels a level of guilt and that they should throw some money at a woman in her quest to scam them….maybe in exchange for some DMs they are sending to every one of their fans, that surprisingly none of them actually write…but have Virtual Assistants in India doing for them…so as you are 100 dollars more broke, with the softest core pics of girls already posting that kind of pic on IG, only to have a conversation with a dude in India pretending to be the girl who rooked you in….because you’re a fucking loser…

It’s just funny to see this all come into play, because you and I all knew these half naked girls of instagram were whores, but they pretended that they were high profile, until COVID happened and jumped at first chance they got to do a self produced porn channel…when they could have been doing porn all this time…but I guess pandemics really make you reevaluate what is important to you…or more likely they are all just followers cashing in, so if the right influencer went down that road, they’ll all follow….but there is no reason these girls should be making millions a month for their nonsense besides remembering how pathetic men are….there are lonely dudes who have money and live for this…it’s just all around weird…

It’s not as weird when Amber Rose, hip hop mom of two or three, Kanye fingering stripper from Philly, who has been naked a bunch is doing it…I mean the fact she hasn’t released a sex tape, and really she may have a sex tape out there that I’ve posted, because these things happen….running an only fans makes sense, it’s sort of her branding, what she’s always been, but even with that, to pay for these tits seems fucking lame across the board…so I’m not too sure how sustainable this will be, but we’ll see…I hope dudes wise up but they won’t….so in the meantime here are tits from a girl who’s tits you’ve either seen or expect to see in any of her content for free.

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2020

Oct

Bella Thorne Teabagged Of the Day

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I am not surprised that Bella Thorne has all the success she’s having…

She’s a Disney Kid who turned to social media when that Disney shit was over, where she was able to re-invent herself, try to sexualize herself, and actually get seen or get talked about, because she was a Disney Kid…..I don’t think anything she’s done has been all that remarkable or even interesting, she got a bunch of followers from Disney Hype, got a hell of a lot more followers for social media porn, that was gradual, she didn’t just start up with her Only Fans, it was a process to get there…so as the girls of her generation got sleazier, she got sleazier and unfortunately they were all raised on porn so their idea of sexy is vulgarity….a “watch me shit as I finger my asshole, and squirt cum all over your face as I eat a girl’s asshole and you jerk off” kind of thing….but her era responds to that, they think it’s real, it’s cut to the chase, people are ADD, show your tits or fuck off, none of this cocktease shit, even though all her onlyfans content I’ve seen has been cocktease shit to cash grab money from her loser loyal fans…

But she’s more than just a really bad sex worker, or a mainstream girl trying to be edgy with sex work, in what she think is bridging the gap of porn and mainstream, and maybe she’s the answer all us porn watchers need to make mainstream movies more up to date and up to speed with actual sex instead of fake actor sex despite all the money they make…like get fucked or get out motherfuckers…

She’s got movies coming out even though she’s a terrible actor, she’s writing movies, has a deal with fox, because Hollywood execs are vultures who know she’s relevant and know they can make money off her audience so they move in on it hard….

All while looking like she smells like a dirty fucking diaper from all the piss and farts she soaks in until it turns into a yeast infection…not that she soaks in piss and farts and yeast infections…she just looks and sounds and carries herself like she does….but through all that, she has a hot body….which overrides her level of very fucking annoying….because not all VIRAL things are good things, in fact, most viral things are annoying, like herpes, aids, covid, the Tron Guy….yes…the Tron Guy…and Bella Thorne..

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2020

Oct

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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I went into The Ratio Tuesday when I launched it last week as a new weekly feature you can come back every week to see….the latest and greatest in girls posting up slutty selfies of themselves for whatever reason, mainly to get people to sign up to their Only Fans accounts, so that they can make that easy money as a “sex worker’ now that it’s accepted on the mainstream level….but that is still pretty fucking lazy of them…even if they make 100s of Thousands of dollars doing it…in what is the new generation of “influencer” which is basically member sites of the late 90s the new edition…to help these lazy attention seekers monetize their perversion…

Anyway, the ratio tuesday got some hate because we’re dealing with alliterations here and the idea of The and Tuesday being that connecting words where “RATIO” is what we are dealing with, upsets the autistic crowd….

The Ratio for those who don’t know or care is based on the waist to hip ratio, the wider the hips, the skinnier the waist the hotter the bitch on a cellular genetic level….

Some of these women think they have ratio because they have fat asses and fat titties, but that’s not the real ratio we want…I’ll post them anyway, because I don’t discriminate against girls who produce nudes or half nudes, I think they are amazing, hilarious, even though I’d never sign up and waste my money on their fan sites…I prefer spending my money on alcohol, but luckily a lot of virgin losers into financial domination are into the whole experience…of doing their part to help, encourage and support the nudes they are being scammed with, my approach is take the free shit they send, it’s more than enough, but I’m not a fucking loser, I mean I am a loser at life…but not a loser about that kind of being sucked by girls shit…

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2020

Oct

Brie Larson See Through of the Day

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Even with Brie Larson’s working out, adrenochrome, aborted fetus stem cell treatment, all the other procedures available to a rich and famous pile of dog shit, she’s still a pile of dog shit…

She looks old, haggard and most importantly, she’s not hot…sure she’s got some tits, and she’s not fat, but there’s nothing more than AVERAGE looking going on here…and if you don’t agree with me, you’re part of the fucking problem.

More importantly, Brie Larson gives off the worst fucking human vibes. I am sure there are far worse people out there but her desperation for fame is just so fucking obvious….and now that she’s got fame…and she’s doing her best version of her famous self…like how she probably used to rehearse her Oscar acceptance speech when she was some 18 year old failure forced to move in with some dude in a band she was fucking…you know that level of loser….only to have a breakout performance through some manipulation by her agents….that got her that Oscar and now all the super hero high ticket roles because Hollywood needs bitches they can get high payouts for, the agents have Art, Houses, Sugar Babies to finance and selling a bitch for 1,000,000 dollars only makes them 100k, they need the bitches to come in at the 50 million mark….

That said, Eddie Van Halen died of Throat Cancer at the age of 65….12 mins ago..so here’s some JUMP…

Now back to scheduled programming, Brie Larson sucks and has likely sucked a lot of dick in her desperate to be famous hustle that worked….and here she is in a see through enough shirt…because the only thing good about her is the titties.

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2020

Oct

Dakota Fanning Bra and Panties of the Day

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Dakota Fanning is a special breed of celebrity because she was sold off to the industry by her parents, who were supposed to protect her, but were more excited by the feedback, work, money and success their spawn was getting in her acting work. They decided to go full tilt with that and get the money while it was available to them, I mean waiting for her to turn 18 would require too many x-factors to actually make it, it’s more competitive as only a handful of parents are dick sucking fame whores at a level where they’ll choose Hollywood over the kid’s well being. So you know she’s fucked up on a lot of levels. Held under a microscope her whole life, scrutinized by the media and perverts and just all around bad things because fame is shit.

However, fame is more shit now that ever, it’s almost a commoner’s experience, everyone gets their 15 mintues at varying levels of fame, but all approach it with the same “I have an audience, therefore I must chase more likes and follows, and I’ll do that half naked”….

It’s weird to me, because I am in part a Dinosaur, but not really in this case because I’ve seen this whole thing play out, it started out slowly and became mainstream….but a dinosaur in that I like the subtle tease of sexuality from the starlets, where you’d have to watch the movie to see them naked or half naked, and sit through 2 hours of bullshit to get to the good parts…having it handed to me on a platter daily…from EVERYONE trying to be famous, or at least trying to maintain fame, just cheapens the whole thing. I want sleazy paparazzi hiring helicopters to fly over celebrity swimming pools to get a glimpse of the bikini…but instead we get self produced smut.

Sure, I happy to see what would have been a nude selfie you’d jerk off to if it was sent from a crush 10 years ago, before gaping asshole pics were used for that purpose, sure…but would it be better if she was “above all that” social media clickbait….probably…but she’s risk relevance and you can’t have that…so here’s her underwear…

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2020

Oct

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight Pants are basically our new normal, thanks to women everywhere loving the comfort of the yoga pant, legging, tights, bicycle shirts while maintaining a level of sex appeal, one that doesn’t really come with oversized sweatpants that girls wear during their periods, pregnancies or following their abortions….because tight pants give shape to fat asses, but more importantly, give the pussy the opportunity to shine through it’s pussy hugging effect, allowing the world to really grasp every layer of flesh the labia has to offer all while just minding our own business at the grocery store or wherever these pussy flashing in a wholesome way women are….

Tight pants are for young and old, fat and skinny, just anyone and everyone whorey enough for them….and here’s this week’s tight pant round-up

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2020

Oct

Jordyn Jones School Girl Skirt of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is what you’d expect to find dragged out of Kalamazoo Michigan…the white trash hot chick who for whatever reason is getting some level of mainstream success amongst her peers for her dancing that you know her parents only put her into for stripping reasons, you the security or back-up plan all girls must have in the event they can’t land a rich guy….since college is out of the question….

I am sure she’ll end up 300 lbs drinking big gulps all day in her motorized wheel chair all footless from the diabetes, or what I call the Michigan dream….

But for now she’s living hot, and there is a chance she ends up staying in LA and hopping into porn when the fanbase finds some other nobody who can dance better….

This is her doing some clickbait fetish content because she gotta keep things hot.

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