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Bella Hadid Instagram Face Has her Tits Out of the Day

Heidi Klum in an Offensive bikini of the Day

Anna Zaiachkivska is the Instagram Of The Day

Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2020

Sep

Jennifer Lopez Bikini of the Day

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I guess all the useless overpaid ego celebrity fucks out there who have been rewarded too many times by the people to realize they re the fucking worst…not to mention they are surrounded by a paid entourage who have the sole job of making these assholes think they are the best, even though they already think they are the best, but sometimes even billionaire overacheivers like Jennifer Lopez get down….are protesting facebook today. It’s the lamest activism around, especially when some of the people protesting facebook only exist because of going viral on their platform, meaning they mooched off the evil empire for personal gain, but now that they have that fame and money, they are like “naw zuck, you creepy”….all because they say facebook doesn’t police hate, forgetting that if facebook censors people, which they do, I’ve been deleted from the platforms they own a dozen times..but if they censor people, they run a policed community, which will alienate their users….by being more than a platform to connect with people, but instead being a platform that controls everyone’s minds, opinions, etc.

The reality is that FB does control the minds, the narrative, the overall annoyingness of society….but they aren’t doing a good enough job according to these idiots…

So out of fear of being protested, everyone is jumping on the no posting today, like some black square activism, and J.Lo figured she’d have to go along with all that, so she got it in before the cut off time with bikini titties…knowing that’ll tide people over a good 24 hours or so…

Idiots.

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2020

Sep

Candice Swannepoel Hard Nipples of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret sweetheart who has really only done Victoria’s Secret is South Africa’s own Candice Swanepoel, who I used to make fun of for being a racist, since South Africa is NOTORIOUSLY racist, and white South Africans are the most modern slave owners, besides the USA prison system….but yeah….I used to always make fun of the high AIDS Rate and the probability she has AIDS being from Africa, but since AIDS is no longer a death sentence and everyone fucking raw in on Big Pharma’s PREP, there’s no joke there…but those were the good times…

She’s been consistently hot, while being consistently boring….and in recent years since tapping out from the brand, at least I assume that’s what happened, she’s one onto launch her bikini collection, but more importantly remove her implants, in what they call an explant procedure, because a lot of the VS models have mini tit implants…while Candice apprently has nothing but nip now.

She’s old, still boring, but still hot…so there’s that….

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2020

Sep

Caylee Cowan Being Slutty of the Day

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Caylee Cowan is some BARElY trending set of big tits that act slutty on the internet for attention. She’s LA based and that’s what these people find notable, or rewarding, or of value….whore out to the eyeballs willing to like and follow…and down the line, maybe you can sell them shit they don’t need so you can monetize your life, whether with a fan site or shitty product no one asked for…maybe even a beauty line….you know standard shit…

While she ramps up her name, she’s booked one or two shitty acting jobs, she’s apparently a producer on some shitty documentary…and her best work is being the sugar baby to Rick Salomon, the dude who fucked Paris in her Sex Tape, in more ways than one apparently…and who at 52, likes to surround himself with young hot chicks, by paying them….you know now that he’s done with marrying Pam Anderson a couple of times and has the poker money from scamming rich dudes he plays poker with….perfect for a young set of tits, natural or not, to navigate the Malibu life of luxury…

Here she is posing.

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2020

Sep

Victoria Justice Pussy Print of the Day

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Pussy Print, is Pussy Definition, which I guess is Cameltoe or Frontal Wedgie, but I like to think of it as it’s own beast, because to see the pussy layout, or the CAD Drawings of the pussy, you know the intricacies of how it’s built out….you know technical engineering documents you can use to make your own models of said pussy…

What I am saying is that you don’t necessarily need the pants to be eating the pussy, or would it be the pussy eating the pants, to see all the pussy has to offer, you can get a good idea of said pussy FORMAT with more of a gentle hug from the tight pants….

This is that gentle hug you need to see the pussy in the pants…and the pussy in question belongs to Victoria Justice….the girl sold off to the industry, who had a show named after her, but who Ariana Grande was the breakout star of said show, while this one sort of does nothing but spread her pussy in pants on the internet like it was a Niceklodeon casting pool party I’ve read about!

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2020

Sep

Terrifying Hipster Shoot of the Day

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This is the frontwoman of anti-fascist, anti-racism, anti-sexism, 4-piece musical outfit out of Brooklyn called SURFBORT…

She has been the mouth of GUCCI make-up campaigns, assuming she is a she, because looking at her makes me think she’s some try hard clout chasing fuck who would cut off his own dick for the attention….

You know one of those “I’m just being me”….or “I don’t give a fuck about what you say, but look how different, unique, loud and eccentric I am”….which by definition is not giving a fuck at all…it’s giving so many fucks you create an aesthetic around yourself all designed to get noticed…..

If this is what the kids are turning to for cool and inspirational….because they are a generation of lame losers….it would make sense….

I’ve been around a while, I’ve seen try hards from every industry, and if you don’t think this is trying hard, you’re crazy….if you think this is hot, you crazier…

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2020

Sep

Wet Spot Wednesday of the Day

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Wet Spot Wednesday is the worst and best day of the week….

The worst because some of these wet panties look like some kind of nasty infection that when i am not drunk in bed with said pussy…the idea of eating it repulses me…despite knowing I’ve gone down on more feces ridden cunt than Michael Douglas who ate so much pussy he got throat cancer from the shit…

The best because it’s.a reminder than the world is fucking perverted, everyday girls everywhere are sitting at home watching porn all day, thinking about sex all day, the way dudes have always been, and they feel their wetness is something worth capturing and celebrating…and that’s a nice progressive way to live.

Also the best because I am doing my part to eliminate HUMP DAY from our vocabulary, for as long as I can remember, the “happy hump day” office conversation always made me want to kill a motherfucker….even now when I see references to HUMP DAY…I want to kill a motherfucker…If I had influence….like Kim K with her fake ass activism boycotting Facebook by not posting to IG for a day, yes this is the world we live in, I’d make sure the water cooler conversation or virtual water cooler conversation would be “Happy Wet Spot Wednesday”…and it would end with a mandatory pussy grab or flash…to make sure the wetness is staying wet for the entire day….as NATURE intended for it…

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2020

Sep

Aubrey O’Day Fat Ass Living a Hilarious Lie of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day is terrifying and plastic.

She’s the Making of the Band winner who made the band they called Danity Kane, it was a Diddy Reality Show where he created a band, and had at least one hit with the band, but the deal was probably so skewed in his favor, that O’Day likely made no money off it, but it put her fat ass on the map.

The rumor back then was that she was fucking Diddy….then she feel off and got fat, but ended up on Celebrity Apprentice where she is rumored to have fucked Don Jr, his marriage ended shortly after the rumors surfaced, so it’s very likely….I guess she’s got a thing for fucking the hosts of reality shows that she is on.

Then she got seemingly fit, despite being fucking huge….she dated a Jersey Shore contestant, maybe The Situation….they broke up and she turned to Instagram…

Throughout her entire existence as a D-List, she’s been getting more and more work done on herself, as she transitions to life as a full on sex doll…you know like all the other muppets…

In more recent times, she was hit by the paparazzi where they showcased just how fucking fat she actually is, implying that she, like all infleuncers figured out that if they don’t leave their house they can basically rebuild their entire body to be “hot” or “Kardashian-Like” which is not hot, they are in on this mutated body dysmorphia shit…

LOOK AT THIS PICTURE – WITH HER DOGS – I MEAN…..

Anyway, Aubrey goes so aggressive on it, she’s not even the same fucking person, but in an attempt to reclaim her look, since her SKINNY TEA campaigns rely on her not being a fat bitch, she’s tagged Daily Mail in this ass pic to prove she’s fat but not THAT fat….and conveniently she did it against a white wall where she can erase 50% of her fatness…

The point is the internet is a lie, these bitches are lies, and all mentally fucked, but more importantly, when Daily Mail features your lame and forgotten fat ass, you gotta try to milk that story, in hopes that maybe people will care…when really they should be mad that all these instagram pics are so aggressively edited…lises to their fans…lies to their body acceptance…just a bad message across the board, but one you’d take if you were as nasty as this monster.

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2020

Sep

Vandal Sets Off Fireworks in Gas Station and Other Videos of the Day

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Doctor Probing Patient

Homelessness in SF

Protestor Taken Out by Truck – Watch the End

Rapelling Fail

Refused Booze for No Mask

USPS vs FedEX

Car VS Light Post

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2020

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I think the main thing that offends me about these fan club sites, or the girls who aren’t porn chicks that have been using this business model since the beginning of time, we’re talking dinosaur caveman era women having the highest bidder give her bones to bone or whatever their currency was….

I am talking the average everyday slut on instagram who built up a following strictly for posting slutty content and now that the brand deals, events, skinny tea campaigns are trying up, or because they overspent not realizing they aren’t famous enough to stay relevant long enough to pay off that 2 million dollar mortgage…not realizing it would dry up because they were just lucky enough to be clickbait in a time when companies were just over eager to get on instagram and didn’t vet whether these people were worthy….the big fucking cash grab…

Anyway these everyday instagram sluts are launching their subscription site because other money has dried up, they have bills to pay, they realize other girls are cashing in using the porn model, and cash is what they are they for….money grubbers….and it offends me because they didn’t have the vision to sell nudes, or sexts, or whatever when the going was good…despite being sluts who would be willing to do this kind of thing…in an “everyone’s got a price”….meaning they weren’t sitting on some concept or idea based on their passion for content production…it’s more a “I have 2 million followers at least 20k are loser fucks who buy into this whole thing and want to help me or buy me gifts from my amazon wish list, and if I charge them 10 dollars a month, I make 200k a month….so let’s mooch off the losers we’ve rooked in”….and I am here to fight for the underdog.

I’ll always side with the underdog and the underdog is the idiot pulling out his credit card for pussy that will NEVER talk to them or give them the time of day, where at least porn stars do…you can fuck a pornstar if you pay enough…they are cool like that….it’s their whole thing…their job…

These influencers, they think they are famous, not sex workers and are USING you….most are letting some agency run their only fans, where you’ll be sexting Filipino virtual assistants hired on Freelancer.com. This is not an way for them to finance big content ideas…this is a cash grab so don’t be an idiot and buy into it.

Unless I launch an only fans for my butthole, in which case, I want ALLLLLLL your money….

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2020

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Single people who can’t get laid, say that the normalization of porn is designed to keep people apart. They don’t want people to actually ever fuck and they feed porn so that you don’t go out there to establish interpersonal relationships, while some think it’s for population control to slow down breeding and others think it’s got to do with not letting people unite, the whole COVID is making us scared of each other….

Married people who don’t want to get laid by their partners who say that the normalization of porn is great, it’s allowed them to flourish, or at least masturbate without ruining their marriage, some have even gone so far to produce their own porn, some cuckold shit to get in on the fun….

Then there’s the girls, who see the normalization of porn as awesome, because they can sell pussy pics to losers who they would have sent to for free if they had swiped on the hook-up app they are on, because porn is a very lazy fucking business for lazy fucking people and this generation is lazy, don’t give a fuck, want to be celebs with followers, and will put themselves out there if it means getting paid…all with no fear of the future consequences because there is no future…

So I’m seeing all these people getting rich off porn these days, while for 15 years I was told I was a porn site by advertisers, and still haven’t got rich off porn, so if anything the normalization of porn is just reminding me that I can fail on all levels…in mainstream, in porn, and in porn when it goes mainstream, or mainstream that goes porn…

We call that winning at losing….and it’s actually not that bad a place to be, I mean what the fuck else would I do with my days…

POPULATION CONTROL!

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Drew Lock’s Smoking Hot Girlfriend Natalie Newman Was in Attendance on Monday Night in Denver
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Paulina Vega Dieppa Workout Nipple Pokies!
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Olivia Munn’s Legs
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Everything You Need to Know about Haley Drew
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Cardi B files for divorce
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Google Goes from 0-60
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Halsey’s Cucumber Haul
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Trombone Soloist Stands Out…
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Josh Allen’s Girlfriend Doing Pilates is Hot.
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Brielle Sharpe See Through and Amazing Model
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Guy Attacked for Wearing a Mask
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Girl Filled her Purse with Drunk Food.
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Caylee Cowan Busty Behind the Scenes!
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Kim K’s Sex Partner Files for Divorce
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Skaters VS Karens
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Loren Gray – Hot and Posing
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South Park Returns with 1 Hour Pandemic Special
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Madonna To Direct And Co-Write Her Own Biopic
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Taking Off!
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Larsa Pippen – Nip Slip
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10 WTF Moments in Porn
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Kerry Katona Topless in a Bath
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The Opposite of a Sneak Attack
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