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2020

14

Sep

Nurses Gone Wild of the Day

I read a conspiracy theory on reddit or some shit by a woman who felt the whole “Nurses are Heroes” was all to divert attention from nurses being paid fairly, because no one will look into how mistreated nurses are when we are busy honking our horns for them….or some shit…her husband was a nurse which was probably the first problem with the whole situation….because male nurses, and you may be a male nurse and proud of your hard work as a male nurse, but you have to realize it’s women’s work…designed to get them doctor husbands…

Anyway, the whole nurses are heroes thing has totally subsided and the nurse hype is back to where it was before COVID, as these posts used to have 100s of images to choose from multiple times each week, now just have under 100 of those still straggling on…

My theory is that the ones who were pushing only fans because they thought they were going to die so why not make more money before they die for their loved ones who aren’t nurses on the frontlines, have found success with onlyfans and quit nursing….or those who are nurses aren’t willing to risk getting fired now that their jobs are less indispensable….but that doesn’t mean nurses aren’t slutty sex workers of the healthcare system, because they are….and here are a bunch of slutty exhibitionist nurses because why not….they are heroes after all..

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2020

14

Sep

Halsey See Through Swimsuit of the Day

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There’s a rumor that Cara Delevingne and Halsey are grinding cooters, not the way a serial killer would grind cooters, but more the way Ellen would grind cooters, because their exes are dating and this will be a clickbait storyline to get some viral press about themselves as even when they get relevant, they need to maintain relevance, otherwise what’s the point of getting relevant in the first place…

Entertainment industry is based solely on soulless attempts to stay relevant as pay days and egos rely on it…

I’ve called Halsey bullshit from day one, but she has this storyline the Hollywood industry love, because they are all cheesy elitist fucks who like the disenfranchised type….”oh she’s half black, was homeless and on drugs and now she makes hits, put that on a t-shirt, some liner notes, tell the media her origin story that makes her seem interesting….despite her music being videogame level of deep….and I’m not taling GTA which has a good soundtrack, I’m talking 8-bit early nintendo level of me on my keyboard as a kid trying to learn a real song while playing with the pre-set beats instead”….level of shit..

My theory is if Halsey was so deep, so broken, from such an interesting background, why does she seem like cotton candy served at the fucking mall…..assuming malls still exist with this COVID thing…

She’s fast food level of dog shit, but people like dog shit, so it works out nicely for this clickbaiter…who is also a DJ baiter, because she got her start by being put on by some DJ who was like “I’ll fuck you” after his gig in her hometown where she pretends she was homeless…

Either way, lots of bullshit, but also fake tits in a see through dress.

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2020

14

Sep

Dakota Fanning Hard Nipple of the Day

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Dakota Fanning will forever creep me the fuck out…..

Any of you out there who are super fans, as these celebs have fucking weirdo super fans, you’re fucking predators and should be locked up….

Just her name alone reminds me of when she was doing media tours as a kid. She was so trained, robbed of her childhood on a level where she was overly serious, overly proper, creepily adult….and she got press for being this mini adult….

It really could have only been one interview but it was enough for me to write her off as some robot, puppet, trained by her parents to give them the good hollywood life…exploited child amongst all the other children…and whether she’s 60 or 40 or 35 even if she’s out there producing fan content for her porn channels…I’m talking auto felating herself, not that girls can do that, I’ll still be weirded out by her because there was something very off then and you don’t just grow out of that weirdness.

I can’t imagine watching any Dakota Fanning movie, if she pops up in something, I avoid it….so needless to say, I don’t find her or her hard nipple hot she’s more on a horror movie level of creep me the fuck out…but I do this for you.

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2020

14

Sep

Christina Milian Pantsless of the Day

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When I look at Christina Milian, the first thing I think is that she’s a Metallica fan, mainly because she’s old as fucking shit….

In this very boring shoot you can see what I would call her gunt, you know straight from the birthing of her second kid, probably wearing some panty pad to absorb all the after birth as her body rebuilds its pelvic floor muscles..because despite trying to maintain being the hot Disney Kid turned Hot one hit wonder, turned mom with a rich music producer, who was officially set for life thanks to getting song writing credits on key songs in order to offset dudes support payments a “She earns 30k a month cuz she has a credit on BABY BABY BABY by Bieber as well as another 200k a month from other shitty songs I put her name on because I knew I’d dump her ass”…..

Anyway, she doesn’t impress me at this time, in these pics, but if you like pussy in swimsuits that have been used for their intended purpose about 2 times…and that are too small so that the fat ass pours out from the sides….this is for you…

For the rest of us, I’m sure there’s an under 30 year old popstar or instagram model that is more deserving of your masturbating.

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2020

14

Sep

Lili Reinhart Big Girl Legs

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Lili Reinhart is what some idiotic casting directors interpreted a modern Betty from the Archie Comics to be….a fat Betty, built like a fucking tank, who when topless offsets the fact that she’s fat, but when she’s showing legs, all I see is a sturdiness needed to help move furniture…heavy appliances and pianos…but then again, fat chicks lack athleticism, due to their whole being fat, so maybe she’s just better used as muscle, put her outside a night club to frisk the girls, maybe make her a cop or a local security guard…but to make her a TV star for the whole Body Positive movement, you know to make her relatable to the people who are also fat because they all claim to have mental health issues, live with their parents until they are 40 and don’t hold jobs….it’s the generation that cast her I guess and not objective perverts like me.

This video features a bloated face, some juicy fucking legs that could crush some watermelons, and I watched in on mute because I hate humans and the things they say and do….

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2020

14

Sep

Noah Cyrus Fucked Up Body of the Day

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It is no secret that Noah Cyrus looks like an abortion that survived, you know the kind of girl who’s mom took too many drugs and couldn’t quite give her what she needed while in the womb, maybe the mom was already tapped out because all the talent went to MILEY and this one was more of an afterbirth that was left inside the womb before a used condom worked it’s way up into the womb, giving it a chance at becoming human…..you know inclusivity shit….

She’s not hot, she’s likely not very talented, but probably thinks she’s hotter and more talented than she is, because luckily the DIRTY DAIRY DRINKER, has been coddled, spoiled and given consistent affirmations to offset the fact that just because her sister who is so beyond famous, doesn’t mean she’s not better than the peasants of the world….because they aren’t rich…

The trying really hard, all made up, lips done, face done, but her ass clearly not done, it’s looking flat as fuck, but the star of this picture is the pussy mound she’s exposing…in what looks like a Chastity Belt..maybe enforced by her parents to keep her pussy in her damn pants…so this is her barely keeping her dick in her pants….and it’s a fucking weird look, for a weird girl…who probably isn’t that weird – but may like to tell people just how weird she is to offset how bullshit she is…

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2020

14

Sep

Sophie Mudd With The Tits On of the Day

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Sophie Mudd is on some river adventure, assuming that is a river and not a babbling brook, creek, or stream…..where she’s managed to let you all in on a little secret, that underneath her oversized sweaters leave some serious fucking tits…not that it is a little secret…I mean the majority of people have no idea who she is, so I guess to them it’d be a secret, but the million or more instagram followers are only there because of what she’s got under her sweater, she just accumulated what you’d call the shittiest audience if you were a digital marketer, which I am not, because you know they are only there for the tits….

I do know that there was a period of time when she was trying to not do the titty content to get attention, but I guess with all these girls making money selling nudes, trying to be high brow was not the right angle, as everyone is officially embracing that they are basically sex workers….selling sex…barely working…that’s why I feel the sex work thing instead of “whore” is a fallacy, it’s not actual work, it requires little effort, the reason they are doing it is because they’d rather sell their pussy than work…so maybe sex work should “paid sex so that I don’t have to work”….we’ll call them “Paid for sex related things so they don’t have to work”…or whores…I mean the word whore has probably been around for centuries, we all know what i means, why try to give these people respectable corporate titles for marketing purposes…like a Janitor is a Janitor is a Janitor…call him a santitation engineer if you want, but actual engineers probably don’t accept them in the brotherhood, like actual workers shouldn’t accept sex workers into the working world….since selling pussy isn’t work.

Point being BIG TITS.

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2020

14

Sep

Selena Gomez Braless Dance of the Day

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There is nothing worse than when these whores decide to self promote because they have some money making scheme they need to draw attention to and they know with their superstar celebrity fan base they can just hop on like they haven’t been radio silent for years….to USE those fans to make her more stupid money….

This trash and her LUPUS I am convinced is just some angle to get more attention, is now doing songs and dances with her fake tits out, rocking her new face, probably confused as to why Hailey Bieber is way fucking hotter than her, while her midget troll mentally unstable, disrespectful, spoiled little trashy brat attitude goes in and out of rehab because she can’t handle being so rich and famous despite barely fucking working until she needs to mooch off her audience to buy shit.

MORE IMPORTANTLY…

This garbage human is wearing a “VOTE” shirt to encourage you all to vote because we need SELENA GOMEZ, the most detached celebrity out there, to tell us how to fucking live, from her mansion she barely knows how to live in, because she’s all fucking broken..

Keep your fucking politics to yourself dancing monkey, and keep on dancing because it’s monetization time for you…..mooch fuck.

Not a fan of this average at best, overrated, overhyped, ego you know thinks she’s the best, until she realizes she’s the worst, and tries to kill herself, medicate herself, and check herself into rehab where she talks about herself…celebrities fucking suck and are beyond lame on all levels..

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2020

14

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Twerk of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens, who was the original Disney Star with leaked nudes, at least that’s the story I am going with, I am sure there have been many ex Disney stars, or even ex ABC stars who have had leaked nudes since Vanessa Hudgens, but her moment in time, her leaked nudes presented as revenge porn that didn’t get her fired from Disney will go down in my own personal history as a good time, mainly because she had bush and I love bush….and this was well before the bush revival of the last year or two…this was back when we were in the deepest and darkest times of bald pussy…..a crime against humanity, vagina, and our dicks when shit started growing back in…

Anyway, the older and wiser Vanessa Hugens has a better ass, better tits than she did all those years ago, maybe she hit a second puberty thanks to having all that trauma of being in the industry…..

She’s more importantly figured out since her break up to some Timothy Chalumet looking motherfucker, that the best revenge or ego boost comes from being shameless, shaking ass, being half naked, whether in the pool or working out, because her fanbase is all 60 year old perverts waiting to jack off to her, it’s part of the Disney Programming….one of the side effects of it if you will….

Point being, she’s in a bikini, she’s shaking her ass, she’s looking hot, those are all good ways to spend a new found career as an influencer.

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2020

14

Sep

Sarah Snyder Butthole of the Day

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Sarah Snyder is some Hypebeast approved NYC hipster fashionista only in this era of everyone being the fucking same, where everyone is dressing the same, looking the same, getting the same cosmetic procedures and launching the same fan sites to lure in subscribers that pay them far too much money for shitty fucking porn, because they are all a bunch of suckers, raised on the MALL mentality of low grade, low quality, overpriced bullshit no one needs….

Anyway, she’s probably got a fake ass…but that’s not the point, the point is the scenester who once dated Jayden Smith, because that’s what Scenesters do, is posting THONG pics for Rihanna’s Fenty lingerie collection because Rihanna knows to manipulate all these losers who think they are important by giving them her pat on the back, as they are all mainstream groupie fucks impressed by important and famous people….because long gone are the days of people hating on shitty pop music celebrities…

I don’t mind staring at her ass though, she’s hot…even if she’s lame as shit, while pretending to be cool as shit.

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