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Maria Doroshina is the Instagram Of The Day

2020

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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In a world where the media lies and everyone is too dumb to realize that they are being brainwashed by marketers because they are too self involved, uneducated or badly educated, you’d think there would be more easy ways to manipulate people out of money….you know there’s nothing worse than knowing how retarded the general public is, but not figuring out how to monetize on that….my memoir, originally called “From Tears to Laughter”…is now “from basement apartment mooch with a COPD thanks to the damp mold to private jet”…but I need to scam to get that private jet….otherwise it’s just more media lies…not that I am the media…but it is a website and that’s gotta count for something!

I don’t know what everyone is mad or fighting about today, either COVID or the fact the RNC produced a rockin’ content piece worthy of Emmy awards, because Trump cares about making America prosper whole the Democrats, Elites and Hollywood want you to be a controlled and divided society….but I assume it’s probably annoying either way…

So let’s focus on the tits, because in these dark times, there’s never been as many titty content producers showing their tits on the internet….a dream a young man had back in the 90s…that I get to see finally come true….but again…why didn’t I monetize that dream….because I need that private jet to make me Memoir non-fiction….

I don’t have a memoir….but here are some stepLINKS!

Cam Newton’s Girlfriend is CURVY
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Alina Lee – Topless in the Studio
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Gigi Hadid – Baby Bump
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TikTok Users Pretending to be Dead Holocaust Victims….
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Bengals CB Mackensie Alexander Was Arrested as Search for His Missing Father Continues
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Bella Thorne Made 2 Million Dollars on OnlyFans and is Claiming it is Research for a Role – iF she Fucked Herself with a Dildo She’d Have Made 5 million….
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Latest Athlete to Join Only Fans!
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Jamie Lynn Spears is Britney’s New handler
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This 25 Foot Skateboard is Real Dumb
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I am still shocked by the 4 year old girl who drifted to sea on a floatie….arrest the parents
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Throwback WWE Diva’s First Bikini Shoot
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Just another Idiot doing a Burn Out
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Women VS Hollywood
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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2020

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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With all the possible things you could be doing tonight, this is what you’ve decided on. I mean I realize that life isn’t the fantasy we had for it when growing up.

All those things you thought you liked or used to like, that you planned to do every night when you had the chance has been replaced with this….

I’m sure you’re not here for a whack, I mean if you are, that’s weird…but there are so many other things you could be doing or whacking to….yet here we are.

From crafting, building shit, tearing down shit, fixing shit to being entrepreneurial as you do the math on how to set up your PONZI Scheme you plan to scam neighbors and friends with, or maybe you’re a pyramid scheme type….to fucking your wife, having phone sex, cybersex, eating…even staring at the fucking wall…or maybe you are active and could be doing fitness, or adventurous and could be racing cars, bikes or doing survivalist shit in the wilderness….you could be building a bunker, massaging old people feet at the old folks home through their volunteer program…learning an instrument or creating a viral song….you could be testing out recipes…but this is where we ended up..

Pretty pathetic.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Christiano Ronaldo’s Girlfriend Underwater
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Rosie Huntington Whiteley Evening Swim in Bikini!
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Chantel Jeffries – Crotch Shot for Fenty
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The People in Media Saying Hollywood is Sexist and Not Good to Women are Forgetting a Lot of Key Women who Ran Shit…Since the Dawn of Hollywood.
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The Babe from Teenage Bounty Hunters!
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WWE’s Alexa Bliss Shares a Bikini Photo
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Sommer Ray Behind the Scenes BEHIND!
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Sam Jackson’s Creeping on a Girl is Great!
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Emily Ratajkowsi Busty in a Beater!
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The 25 Foot Skateboard is Pretty Dumb
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Bats Filmed Upside Down Freak Me Out
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Youtube Star Nip Slip!
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Vanessa Hudgens – POKIES
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Sexting with Asterix – A Fail…
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Lili Reinhart Assumes the Position
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Ariana Grande Booty!
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Hot Jennifer Bocconi Hits the Hay in a Skimpy Outfit
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Paulina Gretzky’s Big Cleavage Pic
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Voice Actor Behind Batman
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Tennis Play of the Day – This Guy Fakes Out the Shot and It’s Cool!
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Hot Model Frida Aasen For Love and Lemons Lingerie Shoot
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Lily James Gets 70s!
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Julie Gauthier Posing Topless….
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Olympic Gymnast in a Leotard
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Gordon Ramsay Selling an Expensive Vacation Home…
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Jack Black – Grooming!
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If Harry Potter Movies Used Guns not Wands
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Hot Model Alex Lolly Flashing her Panties
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Rebecca Bagnol’s Big Titties in the Sand
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Playboy Model vs Tristan Thompson
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Storage Wars Buys a Bunch of Kobe Memrobilia
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Rebecca Bagnol Hot and Naked in the Sand
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Lucky Truck Driver
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Demi Rose – is this Cultural Appropriation?
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Sofia Richie is 22 and In a Bikini!
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Some Athlete’s Girlfriend Teaching Pilates and she’s HOT!
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Everything Coming to TV and Streaming
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Herd of Elephants
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Hot Model in 90s Porsche!
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Meg the Stallion Big Booty Fishing in a Thong!
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Bull VS Gas Pump
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Elle Fanning Singing…..for the Pervs…
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Old Man is the Diving Champion of the World
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Eiza Gonzalez Legs and Cleavage!
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Boat Car
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Halle Berry Wants to be Her Own Divorce Lawyer
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Aubrey O’Day – Still Trying
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Kate Mara – Coffee Run
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Scammer Bella Thorne’s Ass in White Pants
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Alice Eve in a Dress
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Dua Lipa’s Bikini Top
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Fat Lili Reinhart at the Airport
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Bella Hadid’s Ugly Monster Face Covered So You Can Stare at her Bike Shorts
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Madison Beer in a THong….
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Cameron Diaz House Shopping in a Tank Top
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Lucy Hale Pumping Gas
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Vanessa Hudgens in Fitness Gear
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Ariel Winter – Fat Cow in a Bikini!
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From stepSMUT!!

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Door Dash Guy Playing with the Tits
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Unexpected Fight Endings
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One Wrong Move
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A Bunch of Booty!
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Fashion Show at the Porn Star House
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Gabby Gavino’s Big Bude Booty
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HOW POV Porn is Made
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THE LOAD ZONE!
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College Girl Diddle
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Amateur Trailer Park Girl Gets Her Fuck On
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Maya Hawke Nipple!
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Ninja Training
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Wife Blows Amazon Guy
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Shitty Days
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2020

Aug

Nina Dobrev and Shaun White Get Their Ocean Fuck On of the DAy

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Shaun White may be a “cool” snowboard / skateboard dude worth 100 million dollars or more thanks to GoPro Sponsorships and winning every fucking Snowboard event harder than any other Snowboarder because he took it seriously…but he is one ugly looking dude….but an ugly looking dude who’s sticking his dick in some d-list level actress from Canada via Romania who was lucky enough to score Vampire Diaries after she did Degrassi back home….now living the life of celebrity and luxury….and together they can build snowmen and igloos together, you know since Dobrev is of the North….but for now they are looking like a middle aged white trash couple that saved enough money working their shitty jobs to get a chance to hit an All Inclusive resort because of all the great deals at COVID, finally getting into the ocean for the first time, where naturally, they need to see how it feels to stick the dick in with all that salt water…..

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2020

Aug

Lucy Hale’s Bikini for the Weirdos of the day

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Karen Lucille Hale freaks me out because she has no waist to hip ratio which in a world of Kardashian looking bodies, where girls are getting the fat sucked out of their stomachs and injected into their asses and hips, it seems pretty boylike…

That could be why she’s such a hit at the CW, where she’s had 2 or 3 shows since Pretty Little Liars on the map, you know since Hollywood is perverted and into that Tom Hanks shit…

I do know that I do like skinny girls and I don’t need a fake ass or tits to appreciate a look, but as someone who isn’t a fan of Lucy Hale and who doesn’t find her hot, it’s all very boring…

Not to mention, if you don’t have hips or a waist, should you really wear bikini bottoms that go up to your neck, I mean I’ve watched Oprah Episodes in the 90s about bathing suit cuts for weird bodies, but I’m not sure the approach they take with little boy bodies, I’m going to assume something smaller though…

The now 31 year old has been acting since she was 15, and I guess lucky for her, her body still looks 15, but not in a good way…in a “did you hit puberty or did you miss that whole thing due to trauma from being sold to the industry”.

I don’t have the answers, just the pics and they aren’t that good.

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2020

Aug

Kira Kosarin’s Inception Bikini Selfie Inside a Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Thirst trapping takes work…you gotta get all creative with your nudity and when people lack any creative vision the best they can do is have a pic taken of them taking a pic of themselves in a bikini to showcase just how vapid and useless these narcissistic attention seekers are. They all want an audience and getting naked or half naked on the internet seems to be the goto hustle for that audience…whether you’re a Barista, cam girl, celebrity, or random slut….half naked on social media is what you do….and when you’re really serious about your attention seeking you set you life up like a TV studio with 8 cameras to capture you from every fucking angle imaginable…this is a “Go to Camera 2 for the wide shot” moment…and it’d probably be better if I knew who Kira Kosarin was…but do we really need to know who any of these people are as we stare at their pussy in a bikini bottom because THEY want us to?

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2020

Aug

Chantel Jeffries Cast in Rihanna’s Lingerie Campaign of the Day

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Chantel Jeffries is more than just a clown face, muppet faced “influencer” who got famous early on instagram for being a shameless slut, she’s also a vagina that has been passed around pro athletes and Diplo for as long as she’s been a muppet faced “influencer”…because accomplishments come in all varieties and sometimes being a half naked stripper looking bitch who gets brand deals and gets to fuck pervert rich guys for fun or money is the peak…

I like the way she puts her pussy first, maybe not hygienically, or in a health and safety way, but in this picture the pussy is the closest thing to the camera to show all that Fenty Savage detailing….but more importantly as a reference to the fact that her pussy is her number 1 asset….

She’s just Florida trash via North Carolina and sometimes that’s all you need to be..at least for Rihanna to use you to help sell panties…because everyone wants in on what Rihanna’s got!

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2020

Aug

Hailey Baldwin Puffy Nipples of the Day

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The Rock claims that Justin Bieber and Hailey Bieber are going to have a baby in 2021, because she’s either pregnant or The Rock is part of Usher’s sex ring with kids from Youtube where he’s kept in touch with the victim of abuse that no one seems to acknowledge because they are so impressed by the amount of hits and money he’s made…all from being some kid from Canada with a mom ready to whore him out…

Unless I misquoted The Rock because I probably misquoted The Rock and actually like The Rock and doubt he’d be in on that creepy Usher shit….not to mention, I only read headlines and don’t care to dig deeper, especially not on some slut who pretends to be a Christian, because when you’re a Christian you can be a slut as long as you repent for your sins to your lord Jesus….and I never really respected her whole public approach to social media as a bootleg Kardashian who would get the jobs that couldn’t afford the Hadid’s and the Jenners….not that she needed the jobs because her dad Stephen probably made sure her credit card was always paid despite being a loser in his own right….forcing her to marry her childhood crush, because you know she had Bieber posters on her wall and went to all his shows and the rumor is he even popped her cherry when she was 16….which for a Christian would make their marriage make sense…and for a stalker groupie…it also makes their marriage make sense….as Bieber gets some hot chcik to abuse because he’s a fucking brat and she takes it because she’s that much of a fan, that into the lifestyle as a Bieber wife and is there in solidarity with god….and will stand by her man until he dumps her and gives her half of everything…because it’s a good deal for a mooch spoiled rich kid who has a lifestyle she wants to keep up…but hasn’t been able to because she doesn’t make as much with her IG modelling, at least not before the Bieber marriage elevated her profile…

Point being, her nips are hard in a tank top…

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2020

Aug

Caylee Cowan Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Professional Paris Hilton Sex Tape Vendor and costar, who is also known for marrying Pam Anderson – TWICE, but also known for marrying Shannon Doherty before her breast cancer, an who also married Elizabeth Daily, the voice of Tommy Pickles in the Rugrats cartoons you sick fuck… Rick Salomon…is banging these tits…

Rick Salomon, isn’t just about failed marriages and sex tapes, but also about playing poker with all the rich celebs, where he clearly beats them hard enough to travel on yachts and private jets, because there’s some underground poker rings where these idiots all throw in a million dollars a game and dude walks away with 5-10 million dollars in one night…..cash money….they call that sitting at the right table..

He’s also about sugar baby tits…from aspiring actresses just trying to live their best LA life despite not earning that much money….only to find 52 year old men to mooch off of…for the pics…or the payout…it’s a global pandemic….girl needs to survive..

So I don’t think that makes Cowan the next Pam Anderson, I mean Salomon is old now….but if you google the Paris Sex Tape you can visualize or collage what Cowan shoves in her 22 year old mouth….and asshole….after Rick gets his Viagra dose..

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2020

Aug

Jade Chynoweth Panty Dance of the Day

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Her name is Jade Chynoweth she’s a 22 year old “Dancer” and “Actress” who has been in some movies like Batman VS Superman, but more hilariously lame a Step Up (Stomp the Yard) series on Youtube based on the lame as fuck Step Up that didn’t need an offshoot or spinoff series…yet for some reason, it happened and people got more rich off it….probably similar to the whole Hamilton crazy that I’ve seen clips of and hated every second of that appropriating shit…yet that Juan Migueal Lin Manual motherfucker made 75 million last year for it…reminding me that it probably took him the same amount of time I spend blogging in a week to write that shit….

POINT BEING…any dancer who isn’t working as a stripper disappoints me, it’s like they broke through because the world likes dance, at least that’s what TikTok taught me and the fact that girls who dance can make it without stripping, and I mean REALLY MAKE IT, some of the top TikTok girls are making 5 million a year to lip sync and gyrate their teen bodies that should be considered criminal on some sex offender shit but for some reason the world views it as fine….

Anyway, dancers, once you get past the cringe of watching them dance, are fit, have stamina and can ride a dick better than a fat slob…so keep that in mind watching this Jade bitch…

here she is at the lake..

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2020

Aug

Lilly Allen Bikini Tits of the Day

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Lilly Allen is some rich kid who got some record deal and had a few hit songs back when only a handful of people were producing music at that level and the whole industry was controlled by evil corporations who decided who we would be exposed to musically…

I always found her a doughy pile of shit and my highlight of Lily Allen content came when she announced a pregnancy, broke up with the guy she was pregnant with and conveniently ended up with a “Miscarriage” or socially accepted code for ABORTION….the people went nuts that I’d make fun of a girl who had a miscarriage, motherfucker, I’ll make fun of anything….even when they end up having kids and they come out retarded….vile polluted womb shit…that’s my right, don’t shame me, stop discriminating me, support me in all my inappropriate behavior, because if you don’t then you are judging me and that’s against the general rule of society where all fucked up disorders are praised and celebrated….and I guess where bikini pics of even the nastiest bitches who see that they get more engagement since we are all perverts don’t get blocked for being vile and a terrible message for the youth that they too can be doughy pieces of shit in bikinis on the internet like they are hot chicks- so that they don’t have to get actual jobs because inclusivity…

I am not a fan of zero hotness acting hot. I find it offensive….appropriation….it’s the BLACKFACE by not frowned upon like it should be…in a “why is that nasty bitch acting like a hot chick, despite clearly not being hot”….APPROPRIATION!!!

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