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2020

19

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Rope Climbing of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is bringing you either crossfit rope climb erotica, because there’s nothing hotter than a woman built like a man who can escape falling into a well with her upper body strength….or some elementary school gym class games that anyone into Jimmy Fallon would be excited by because clearly their best memories were elementary school when it was all so simple and they like reliving that with some annoying elf on TV….pervert fucks…

What I like about this, is an ass in leggings rubbing it’s pussy up on a rope as she shows off her 30 or near 30 year old revival as a tight bodied half Filipino robot owned by Disney that you can jerk off to if you want….because why else would she be posting these blatant ass shots, instead of just climbing the damn rope without a camera crew like a normal person, or filming it from a different angle…clearly…she’s into her ass and I guess you could be too because she is looking better than ever but most importantly, still a slut.

here she is in some lingerie looking top:

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2020

19

Aug

Wet Spot Wednesday of the Day

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Unfortunately, it’s Wednesday….and with every Wednesday comes my week in wetspot pictures I come across because I’ve decided to try the weekly feature, something you can count on, something you can rely on, something that happens every wednesday, because I know people like routine, I update a site no one reads everyday for no reason, of course I understand people like a routine…but the problem with my weekly feature is that it’s gross as fuck…wet panties out of context…gross as fuck….because I don’t actually want to win in my manipulation of the minds of the readers, I want the readers to discount me and never return…you are not welcome here…and here’s a Wet Spot post to convince you that you don’t want to be here…so that the rest of us can filter out the cunts we don’t want around here…you know how it is.

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2020

19

Aug

She Seems Nice and Other Videos on the Day

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Racist Lady

Protestor Take Town

A Lamb Enters a Restaurant

1 Finger Knockout…

Fire Breathing Performer

Chinese man uses thousands of chopsticks to create miniature building

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

19

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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What is everyone mad about today…I don’t actually care…but I did think I’ve turned this site into me whining about everything like a little bitch the last 14 or 15 years and I should instead try to make it lighthearted and fun since none of this shit matters and we’re all a bunch of angry fucks getting enough angry content on the social media feeds…not to mention I’m not even an angry person, I’ve always been more of a never care kind of person…because I don’t actually care….so I was thinking….how can I make things light hearted….you know some escapism from the hell that is social media…and the only thing I’ve been able to come up with is choreographed dance…so I guess I’ll be launching my choreographed interpretive dance channel on youtube over the next few days…so be sure to look out for that….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Instagram Model Who Hooked Up With the Suns is Banking Some Serious Money on OnlyFans
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Bikini Pics of Dragon Slayer – Charlotte Kirk
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Celebs in Pictures…
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Lili Reinhart Talks heartbreak…with some Slutty Big Girl Photoshoot
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Bella Hadid Topless with her Robot Face – Terrifying
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Dude interrupts Street Performer – Gets It
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FOX Sports 1 Host Joy Taylor Brings the Sunshine to the Beach
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Pranking People…
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San Francisco Lightning Storm
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Guy Builds a Tank out of Lego Blocks
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Slim is the New Fat
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Saquon Barkley’s Girlfriend Anna Congdon Goes Natural in Her Sports Bra
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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2020

18

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I guess I should post the stepLINKS….what the fuck else am I going to do with my night….not do my stepLINKS….I don’t think so….since we all live in the same simulation…and I’ve been doing these for decades…clearly an obsessive compulsive with the weirdest compulsion….updating a blog like a teen girl in the 90s…liverjournal….cuz I drink…

I figure all of you people are there are more depressed than ever, the world is nuts, everything so scary….avoid people, lock in the house, depression…so why not do my part to make it worse…with stepLINKS….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Alex Bregman’s Fiancee Reagan Howard Makes Her Pitch to Sports Illustrated Swimsuit
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Clippers Big Man Patrick Patterson is Missing His Wife After She Posts a Thirst Trap on Instagram
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Beyonce Brings The Cleavage Shot!
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Vanessa Hudgens Braless Pokies in Blue Yoga Pants
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Maria Menounos Selfies Her Insanely Sexy/Tight Body In A Tiny Bikini!
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Caylee Cowan’s Cut Out Little Black Dress!
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Lightning Storm In San Francisco Bay Area Has Some Good Light Show!
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Entitled Woman Gets Angry At Street Performer
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Alessandro Ambrosio’s Bikini Booty!
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Instagram Model Tells a Wild Story About Hooking Up With 7 Suns Players in the Same Night
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Rita Ora Topless in Greece!
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Ireland Baldwin Hard Nips!
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Store Clerk Grabs Baby Out Of Mother’s Hands Before She Collapsed
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The Ghost Car At The 1939 World Fair!
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Guy Interrupts Street Performer And Gets It..
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Polina Grosheva Nude in the Plants!
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Ashley Tisdale Removes The Implants She Said She Never Had!
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Vanessa Hudgens Braless Pokies in Blue Yoga Pants
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Vanessa Hudgens – Pool Party!
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Maria Menounos Selfies Her Insanely Sexy/Tight Body In A Tiny Bikini!
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A look at what everyone’s doing in celeb world (picfest)
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Barbie Ferreira’s New Abortion Movie!
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FOX Sports 1 Host Joy Taylor Brings the Sunshine to the Beach
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Pranking People With Falling Boxes!
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Amazing Virtual Performance Of Almost Every James Bond Theme!
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Maya Thurman Hawke Bares All!
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Bebe Rexha’s Mom Dance!
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Brad Pitt to join Jennifer Aniston for table read
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FOX Sports Host Jimena Sanchez is Worth a Look
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Artsy Nude Model Shoot!
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Giant 8ft Tall Titan Robot At The UAE Defence Show!
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Car Gets Rear Ended By Another Car On A Red Light
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Katharina Wandrowsky in her Pantyhose!
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Bella Hadid Of the Lily Pad!
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Cody Bellinger’s Rumored Girlfriend Chase Carter Shares Her Topless Just Out of the Shower Look
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Using 1000 Oscillators To Make A KiloDrone!
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Kat Malone and Daniel Grey Take On New Orleans Nude
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Madonna Celebrates 62 With a Spliff!
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WWE Star Paige Celebrated Her Birthday Early in a Latex Swimsuit
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Maya Hawke See Through!
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Nudity in Movies – Looking Good all you Naked in Magazine!
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Taylor Hill in her VS Catalog Pics
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Ambrosio Beach Volleyball in a Red Bikini
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Olivia Culpo in Swimwear
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Ana De Armas in a Dress
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Eiza Gonzalez in a Slutty Outfit
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Josephine Skriver in a Trench Coat like a Flasher
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Camila Mendes in Leggings
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Elle Fanning on the Streets
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Back with a Photoshoot
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From stepSMUT!!

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Human Centipede….
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Willa Holland’s Scanning Her Ass
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20 People Having Shittier Day Than You…
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Biggest Cuck on Earth…
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Sideboob!!
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Naked Girl Licking Toes
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Amateur from Reddit Hotness
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Naked Foodies…
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Stripper School!
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Jenny Q Naked in Flour
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Animals Hate Us
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Movie Blowjob
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Girls Licking Boob…
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Lindsey Vonn Naked in 2016
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Spread Ass…
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Amateur Sex
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Naked Amy Spears…
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Now That Is Talent!
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Princess Layna Nude and Showing Her Lovely Bush!
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Live Cam Girls…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2020

18

Aug

Halle Berry Nip Slip Panty Flash in One of the Day

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Apparently this a new Halle Berry….but not that new because she’s 54 years old and that nipple has lived a storied fucking life…just imagine how many times it’s been sucked, fucked, or cummed on…it’s not like these celebrities have anything better to do all day as they wait for jobs than sit on their pile of money and fuck…sometimes to get new jobs, sometimes to develop a rapport with other actors, sometimes because they are insatiable perverts so into themselves and cumming is the best release…I don’t fucking know….I just know the new nipple pic, is of an old as shit nipple…that still looks good but may not smell as good…I’ve been to old folks homes, I have worked in old folks homes, there’s a stench of fungal infections and impending death, often times masked by a perfume, but still an undertone that can’t be avoided….i reckon her pussy has a similar smell….but it’s Halle Berry pussy and you’d have to be crazy not to dive into that no matter what was going on with it…from dripping out random old lady discharge that looks like surgical gauze forgotten during her tubal ligation from 10 years earlier, you know back when she could have kids…before this whole menopause thing…

I don’t know why her nipple is out, but she’s obviously trying to do the J.Lo thing where they convince the people and the media that 50+ is more than just a fetish category on a pornsite, it’s real…

I personally think 50 year olds should keep their nipples to themselves, but with all the work done as she cosplays being 30, it’s still a Halle Berry tit, geriatric sure…but a tit.

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Posted in:Halle Berry

2020

18

Aug

Elsa Hosk Hard Nipples of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is the number 1 model out there, possibly still working for the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret, with their human trafficking ring that they present to us as “Angels” randomly selected by all these international locations, only to be a little more suspicious when you find out that the billionaire owner of the brand accounted for 80 percent of Epstein’s wealth, you kind of have to wonder a little bit about the intention of the soon to be bankrupt mall brand made in China because they don’t care about America, but they do care about Americans buying their overpriced shit….but none of that can tarnish the 30 year old Swedish basketball player turned model because she’s fucking great and this is her hard nipple.

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Posted in:Elsa Hosk

2020

18

Aug

Aly Michalka Air Drum Titty Shaking of the Day

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I still don’t know who Aly Michalka is…but for at least decade she’s been riding off some Disney fame because she hasn’t done shit since…

I only know of her because of her slutty social media content and at 40 (31 but it might as well be 40)…that trend seems to continue…with some casual drumming in a sports bra to make her titties bounce…

Apparently she’s worked as an actress as recent as 2017 / 2018, which was still 2 years ago, but that’s not the reason people still talk about her….because she knows what people are actual into, I mean when your parents sell you to an evil industry as a child because they think you are adorable and better than all the other children because you are a product of them, only they don’t care enough about you to product you….you grow up fast.

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Posted in:Alyson Aly Michalka

2020

18

Aug

Elisabeth Rioux Nipple Pincher of the Day

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Elisabeth Rioux is a French Canadian who escaped the general French Canadian plan of becoming a stripper and instead made it on instagram as a bikini clad travel and adventure girl posing up vacation pics of herself in her own bikini line, and she’s apparently gamed the whole instagram thing, running her own brand that seemingly makes her a shit ton of money while allowing her to write off all her vacations…it’s a win…

I assume she got her start after seeing Alexis Ren and her boyfriend doing their whole thing and has cast a few instagram boyfriends to play the part, in trying to get famous, and for a French Canadian, she’s massively famous, they normally only cater to their own people, but this one’s got millions watching her every move…pretty impressive things and all it took was some solid bikini pics promoted the right way.

She’s an over-sharer like most of these girls and she recently shat out a baby….the number 1 instagram accessory for instagram people thanks to Kylie Jnner…and in shitting out a baby she’s lactacting and producing content around her lactacting that involve nipple squeezes which is hot enough for me, and as close to the lap dance booth she was slated for because she was born into that life as we’ll get…now that she’s made that internet money.

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2020

18

Aug

Giada De Laurentiis Little Booty of the Day

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Celebrity rich kid turned chef, turned celebrity chef, Giada De Laurentiis, the Italian born, Cordon Bleu educated, food channel host.

She’s about 50 years old and has a tiny booty….which I guess is interesting to both micro dicks to feel bigger and big dicks to feel like they are destructor…

The funny tidbit I just discovered on her WIKI page is that her actual last name is De Benedetti….but when her parents divorced and her mom moved to Cali, the mom knew that the last name De Laurentiis would do more damage, open more doors, because even in the 70s, people were celeb obsessed groupie fucks trying to attach to anything remotely celebrity….they programmed people that way to have these puppets available to mind control them…

Anyway, her granddad, who’s name she appropriated is Dino, who produced over 500 movies in his life, 38 nominated for Academy awards, his main hits were – Death Wish, Conan the Barbarian, Blue Velvet and a bunch of low level shit that are now cult classics….and this is his legacy we’re talking about…a tiny 50 year old chef booty…

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