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2020

20

Aug

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

When you’ve got titties…you gotta make them drop…I mean what the fuck else are you going to do with them than show them off…especially when everything else about you is nasty….that’s not to say all titty drops aren’t created equally, because they are…they all come from the good place at the center of a woman’s soul that makes her want to show her tits…it’s just to say…some of these titty drops are great tits on some nasty….and some are some nasty tits on some nasty…but as a feminist I am here to celebrate all women doing titty drops on the internet as a protest against the misogyny as they try to get dudes to sign up to their membership sites…

Empowerment, de-sexualize the tit, all those good things that bring us SO much fucking tit…because tit is a currency, it’s like bitcoin only easier to understand…and celebriating the tit for all it’s functional non sexual purposes is always a great and empowering time.

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2020

20

Aug

Alexandra Daddario Lingerie of the Day

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Alexandra Daddario is way too Anna Kendrick for my liking and that’s including her big tits that got way too much hype in True Detective because you are all thirty fucks who go nutty for titty or actresses with big titty that are willing to show their titty…and I get that, I respect that, and I often times reduce a woman’s worth to her tits alone…and figure who needs skills, or talent or an acting ability, even though acting seems to be the biggest joke of a job that requires absolutely NO talent and I don’t know who the sucker or idiot was who fell for some pretentious actor telling him that being a “thespian is of the utmost level of sophistication” or whatever it was that got these idiots so well paid…they are trolling you fucks.

Anyway, she’s not even a good actor, but is a working actress…and like Anna Kendrick she’s got tits, but still looks like she’s sucking on pennies, and here she is in a corest promoting herself, when really she should have just been in porn…so looking at her should just frustrate you knowing she thinks she’s mainstream…at that the mainstream thinks she’s mainstream…when really she should be eating asshole for 1000 dollars a day…in Rim Jobs by Failed Actors 14…..but instead will just marry some rich fuck in the industry who buys into her bullshit legitimacy…what a waste of a good porn chick…

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2020

20

Aug

Charlotte Lawrence Girl on Girl of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence doesn’t like when I post pictures of her, but I figure she’s trying to be a public figure, I guess was technically born a public figure, and any press is good press, not that this is press…it’s more obscure fetishizing while shit talking girls who post slutty content on the internet, but you get what I mean….

Her mom is from Drew Carey show, her Dad some big producer and she is some fake singer or musician thanks to her parents paying into her hobby because she’s their baby and they want to give her the BEST fucking life because as actors and producers they realize just how hard they’ve scammed or won at life….once you’re at the right table, you’re good…

But when your goal is to be a “Hot Rich Chick” known for being a “Hot Rich Chick”….your parents just have to provide the Malibu house as the backdrop and the other slutty rich kid friends she’s made along the way to produce softcore lesbian fantasy erotica like two college girls who didn’t go to college making out with each other for the boys at the bar…

So here is Charlotte Lawrence rubbing up on Kenya Jamieson…whoever the fuck that is..

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2020

20

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Wet Titties of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is out here in a bikini because she’s always been an exhibitionist slut, and there’s nothing wrong with being an exhibitionist slut, her parents trained her to be a center of attention seeking performer and they used that training to sell her to Disney so that she can live out the family, or the Filipino mom who probably doesn’t quite understand the whole hollywood thing, but knows she lives in the big house and not because she’s getting paid 400 dollars a week to raise bratty rich kids, which I guess is all you need to know…

So from being the Disney Kid who wasn’t fired for her leaked nudes in the thick of the whole High School Musical thing, because she was a victim of sexual shaming or whatever the fucking spin is, I can’t keep up with all these whiners…bitch took nudes, and nudes are forever, and dudes ALWAYS show each other nudes they get, it’s the playing cards or trading cards of adulthood in the internet era…”I scored a rookie butthole shot after weeks of begging, angling, and manipulting”…..”lucky, but check out these tits, they are epic”….only to argue that getting a tit pic in an era of all girls naked is hardly a fucking issue….and BUTTHOLES are the cream of the slutty content crop…

THAT SAID…she’s on social media, making actual influencers irrelevant with her fame, and she knows half naked / bikini / fitness slutty is how you do it and it must be a joke for them to see how fucking basic becoming an influencer is after years of sucking dick in an industry…this must be like a monetizable vacation!

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2020

20

Aug

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Empowered women will no longer be shamed for the color of their assholes…they will be fearless leaders…and followers…so brave to show off the color of their assholes for all to see…while not feeling like an exhibitionist activist looking to end asshole color shaming…because they are wearing underwear the way it was designed to fit and be worn…the asshole behind the thong is just a consequence of the thong….

Some of these aren’t even thongs, but they are marketing it like they are, trying to fool us, we know that ain’t a thong bitch…sneaking in with non-thongs…but we can still see your asshole…which is what we are here for, the whole thong thing is just a formality and way to bait people in by thinking it’s just a THONG pic…get it?

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2020

20

Aug

Girl Drinks the Wrong Water and Other Videos of the Day

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Girl Vs Skater Vs Skater Girl

Car Show Girl Humiliates Bald Dude

Dust Devil

Weird Fucking Crash Video

Covid Party

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2020

20

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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This is not a celebrity fetish site because I don’t jerk off to celebs…and never really have that I can remember….

I actually don’t give a fuck about celebrities and think they are the worst, so I like to highlight that with all the slutty things they do while ripping into them for being shitty fucking people.

Just because other people fetishize celebrities, doesn’t mean I do, and thus this is not a fetish site…..as I don’t like celebs, but I am indifferent about celebs, they just sor of exist, like running commentary on a landmark, or a building….there’s nothing much beneath the surface besides vapidness, greed, narcissism and an eagerness to get more famous, richer, all at the expense of you…

I just post them because people give a fuck about celebs…so I facilitate your jerking off to celebs and my dislike of celebrity…and together we have found each other…

Welcome to DrunkenStepfather, where we hate celebs but don’t mind their tits…

Here are some links…

Luka Doncic’s Hot Mom Reacts to His Big Playoff Game Against the Clippers
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Bella Hadid in a Bikini
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Hot Big Titty Model in a Bikini Top
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Holly Sonders Hit the Beach in a Bikini and Made a Sand Castle Boobie
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Spider Man Reaction Of The Audience In Movie Theatre
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Charlotte Kirk – Hollywood Opportunist Slut
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No One Cares About Deer
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Skaters Turn Grocery Store into a Skate Park…
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Fat Fuck of the Day
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Polish Man Pokes FGets New Russian COVID-19 Vaccine!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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2020

19

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I occasionally click on the OnlyFans links on a instagram slut’s bio just to see what losers are paying for and for the most part these girls have posted 40, maybe 50 images that people are paying 20 dollars a month to access…like what kind of loser would pay to see some random trashy girl who is so desperate for money that she partners up with an agency that runs her OnlyFans in 40-50 images when there are 1000s of her selfies floating around….how can people be that engaged in one girl, or a handful of girls on a level where they pay them monthly to access basically nothing of value…..then there’s the whole sexting aspect or “private messaging” from a girl who ignored all your DMs on instagram…now suddenly interested in “chatting” because she’s hired a dude or is doing a revenue split with a dude who does the chatting for her.

For 7 dollars you can see some random slut:

Sitting on my knees showing maybe too much BOOTY? Wearing a FLOSS neon green thong while grabbing my booty cheek and pulling it towards me,giving you the perfect angle from behind

7 dollars to see a bitch in a thong?

It’s a scam, it’s extortion, they are playing you….DO NOT GIVE INTO THEM…..

There are just so many fucking suckers out there…it’s pathetic…you are pathetic…now click on some stepLINKS…

When Only Fans pays me 100,000 to say how great they are, I will change my stance and tell all you losers to sign up, but until then, you’re all idiots….

Don’t be a sucker – sucker.

Here are the stepLINKS…

The LA Times Did Jennifer Aniston Dirty
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Busty Paige Spiranac Lays Out How to Slide Into Her DMs
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Charlotte Kirk’s Bikini Pics to Celebrate the Dragon Slayer!
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Amanda Cerny’s Creative Upskirt!
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Megan Fox Bloody Face on Set
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Sofia Richie in a Wet Suit
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Jared Goff’s Model Girlfriend Christen Harper Makes Her “Hard Knocks” Debut in a Bikini
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Lais Ribeiro’s Wearing Belts as a Shirt
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Halsey is On a Road Trip
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600 Pound Man Falls off Golf Cart
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Young Drummer Challenges Dave Grohl to a Drum Off
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When will the 200 Billionth Person Be Born
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Florida Judge Throws Out Robert Kraft Sex Tapes
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Slim is the New Fat
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Suki Waterhouse is Missing the Beach in her Bikini
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Nina Agdal in a Tight Red Dress
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Britney Spears Wants her Dad Out!
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Videos of People Hurting Themselves
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Baby Lamb Gets Rescued
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Relaxing – Deer in the Cherry Blossoms
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Jason Taylor and Former Dolphins Cheerleader Monica Velasco Tied the Knot
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Model Christine Gischler Nude By the Pool!
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Christa B Allen Quarantine Moods.
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Why Does Water Roll off a Duck’s Back
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Baby Orangutans in a Wheelbarrow
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Two Former LSU Students Have Accused Former Washington RB Derrius Guice of Rape
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Gabrielle Union’s Butt Shot
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Haley Kalil’s in a Bathing Suit
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Tiger King Zoo Closes for Good
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Ireland Baldwin in a Tight Black Bathing Suit Wet
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Polish Man Makes Fun at Russian Vaccine
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The Xmen Animated Theme on a Cello
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Instagram Model Who Hooked Up With the Suns is Banking Some Serious Money on OnlyFans
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Jasmine Sanders Soaking Up the Sun!
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Ariana Grande’s Cleavage in the Studio
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Dashcam Video of a Storm
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Female Speed Climber Breaking Records – CRAZY Spiderman Things!
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Anna Congdon Goes Natural in Her Sports Bra
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Bella Hadid’s Weirdest Topless Pic Ever
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Madison Beer Reacts to her First Youtube Video Ever
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TikTok /Youtube Star Dave Dobrik Bought a 10 Million Dollar House
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Guy Falls Driving a Mower
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FOX Sports 1 Host Joy Taylor Brings the Sunshine to the Beach in a Bikini
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Lil Reinhart in a Photoshoot
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Sofia Richie in Fitness Pants
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87 You Will Want to Fuck
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Anne Heche is Not Running the Ellen’s Defence
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Charli XCX in Bike Shorts!
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Hailey Baldwin Bieber in Shorts and a Titty Top
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Lucy Hale in a Sports Bra
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Emma Roberts Pregnant and Gassy
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Madison Beer in Tie Dye
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Eiza Gonzalez in a Tight Dress
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Elle Fanning in a White Dress Looking like a Ghost
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Ashley Tisdale Post Implant Removal Photoshoot
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Hailey Beiber’s Body looks hot in Bike Shorts
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Kendall Jenner and her Basketball Boyfriend
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Maria Shriver – Old as Shit
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Katie Holmes Grocery Shopping
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Masked Michelle Pfeiffer
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Eiza Gonzalez in Jeans
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From stepSMUT!!

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Dildo Rider!
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Weird Nipple Clamped Girl Charging Up
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Back to School Lesbian Party
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Hobo Outwits a Prostitute…
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Restaurant Boob Flash
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20 People Having a Shitty Day
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Bikini Can’t Contain Her Tits
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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2 Girls Naked and Posing…
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Princess Layna Nude and Showing Her Bush…
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Wife Blows Amazon Delivery Guy
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Desperate Times – Desperate Measures
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Titties on a Roller Coaster
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Crackhead Sex on the Hood of a Car
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Biggest Cuck on Earth
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Sawyer Got the Tits Out
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Red Lingerie Pussy Flash
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Fearless Girl….
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Animals Hate Us
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Gabbie Carter’s Big Tits
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2020

19

Aug

Rita Ora’s Bikini Dreams Continue of the Day

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What we have learned about Rita Ora is that her tits are big, but better clothed, because she can use things like BIKINI TOPS and Bras and other Lowcut shirts to maximize the big titty cleavage and to give the illusion or facade of an awesome tit, like she’s been giving the illusion or facade of having an actual pop career as an actual celebrity, despite no one having ever heard her songs…she did have a record deal and a PR strategy that allowed her to go to all the fancy parties and have her pic taken by all the paparazzi, much like her tit, who despite not being an awesome tit, is a good enough tit for us to just accept as a good tit…even if it’s recent appearances were kind of a let down because they looked a bit too close to 40 year old mom than we’d like with our popstars they try to brain wash us into thinking they are popstars…

PS – remember she’s Albanian not Mixed / Black – …BOSNIA man…not UGANDA…that black confusion is just from her approrpiating…

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2020

19

Aug

Mischa Barton Bikini Dreams of the Day

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Here’s Mischa Barton doing her best impression of a used condom riddled with AIDS drifting up onto shore like a message in a bottle, a duffle bag full of cocaine and money from a drug smuggle gone wrong, a random foot, or a used condom riddled with AIDS drifting up on shore…

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