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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2020

Aug

Nina Dobrev Weird Vaginal Growth of the Day

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Nina Dobrev who may or may not have herpes because all the girls in Hollywood have herpes, not just the Eastern European Gypsy ones routed through Canada on their barely Human Trafficking route because their dad is a Scientist and thus welcomed directly into the middle class life that allows them the luxury to put heir kid into acting…clearly has a whole other growth going on in her crotch that Sean White probably McTwists his ginger worm through in their rich and luxurious famous person life…

That face may be looking old, but I would NEVER dis a girl for that because in this era, seeing an ACTUAL human is hot….not just filters and fucking fillers…so the down to earth Canadian Bulgarian American dream’s pretty alright…

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2020

Aug

Shadow Porn of the Day

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Shadow Porn because people are better as shadows…because people typically suck but their shadows are alright…I guess….

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2020

Aug

Sylvestor Stallone’s Creepy Dad Moment of the Day

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Here’s some Sylvester Stallone checking out his daughter Sistene, who I guess fancies herself in instagram model, because I guess that’s the only think out there for these celebrity children to do in efforts to leverage their last name and make some spending money by getting paid by brands to promote nonsense even though they don’t need spending money and aren’t even doing it for the spending money…but rather to get an audience of their damn own because they are tired of being in their dad’s shadow or some shit…while leveraging their last name as much as they can because people only care that she’s her dad’s kid….which I am sure she knows in her core but that doesn’t mean she can’t get half naked and show off some tits and ass to offset that….in a “maybe they’ll like me for my pussy” kind of weirdness…

I don’t know if “SLY” is really being all that creepy, I mean he’s a dad and probably thinks his daughter is the most wonderful creature around, I mean that’s the whole point of being dads…it takes a real narcissistic pervert who has fucked everything including Brigitte Nielsen who may be the world’s first famous tranny because it was the only thing that could get him off after too many hot chicks were thrown at him, kinda the same reason Leo fucks dudes, just looking for a thrill so why not dabble in the world of incest….

Genetic attraction is a legit thing, daughters and estranged fathers have been reunited without knowing they were related only to misconstrue their bond as sexual….so it wouldn’t be the first time…

What it comes down to is that at least Sistene isn’t fat.

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2020

Aug

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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You know Wetspot Wednesday to me, is like the time I live tweeted Michael Jackson’s funeral and lost something like 1000 followers on twitter because everyone was mad that I was making fun of Michael Jackson because there was this uprising of fandom that happened when he died, all of a sudden EVERYONE thought he was a god, even though they all turned their back on him with the sex offender allegations and all that…you know that jump on a celebrity death and make it about yourself narcissism movement, but early on in internet narcissism….

Unlike most people, I think losing followers is hilarious, despite being the opposite of what you want in this internet life of monetization, because losing followers meant I offended at least 1000 people which at the time was motivating…

So WetSpot Wednesday, which is hot in concept…a girl so horny she’s soaked her panties, but in practice is fucking vile, is my gentle friendly fuck you to those of you who are just landing on the site random, or who already think they site sucks but needed that extra push, while speaking to a VERY niche group of weirdos who actually find this hot and who I’d rather not limit my audience to…because wet spot fetishists aren’t necessarily big earners who will make me private jet rich….while pandering to the masses is…

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2020

Aug

Perverted 1976 Women’s Street Fashion Documentary and Other Videos of the Day

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Car Loses Hood

Close Call

Near Kill in her Own Driveway

Drunk on the Lawnmower

Car VS ER

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2020

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am not a life coach, I actually suck at life…but I will say that it’s the small things that make life pretty good, because if you think about it, life isn’t what sucks, it is the people within life that sucks, whether it’s the people enforcing shitty way of life, like the government taxing you or continuing other repressive things that aren’t inline with “LIVING”….or the trolls of the internet triggering you, or general assholes…it is the people within life that are the problem….life itself is pretty fucking good, whether you are sick or dying or not, you can still enjoy getting up, eating, drinking, getting high, sitting in the wilderness and dipping a toe in a babbling brook before hiking down the hill to cook on a fucking campfire….and other important things like jerking off or just staring to all the slutty girls….doing booty exercises on their balconies, in the park, on the streets…half naked…tits out…life is pretty fucking good…

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Olivia Munn Called Out Arron Rodgers for being Bad at Sex – We Think.
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Mathilde Tantot’s See Through Top!
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Be Safe Around Trains
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Frog Eats Bug, Bug Crawls Out of Frogs Ass Alive
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The Fresh Prince Reboot Seems Intense
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Perverted Toy
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The Last Remaining Blockbuster is an Airbnb
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Sydney Sweeney in Wigs
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Fat Man Saved by his Fat Belly
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2020

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I know this isn’t a brilliant observation, but when did people start pretending to care about anything more than their selfie or their immediate life. The internet was a lot more fun when people were just posting pics of themselves, talking about themselves, being vapid idiot show offs looking for the next pic….it was a more interesting time.

Because none of these people actually care…but they just keep acting like they do because it’s what you do on social media between pictures of themselves….but whenever I see people passionately fighting in videos or on the internet I wonder when they went from “I don’t give a fuck, here’s my asshole”….to “I give a fuck about everything possible, because I am easily offended, and thus being manipulated, because I am actually a follower, not an influencer, I just call myself an influencer, despite being a follower”…bullshit..

Mabe it’s because these people don’t work, lack meaning and think this is the answer, but APATHY is the key to life…W

Obvisously, stop pretending to care, it’s boring…and so am I….

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Josh Brolin Loves Him Some Sarah Snyder!
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McKayla Maroney Drops a Gold Medal Worthy Bikini Pic
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Kate Beckinsale’s Hot Bikini in the Hammock
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Brie Larson Legs Putting on a Rockshow!
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Anna Ermakova Braless and Cheeky in Chelsea!
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Melissa George in a White Bikini
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Joey King The Flawless Flower Girl!
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Josie Canseco’s Topless Glamour Shots are Hot!
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8 Scams Everyone Should Know
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Carmela Rose – Topless Arm Bra
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Oklahoma State Track Star Brooke Thomas is Worth a Look
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Sydney Sweeney is Wigging Out!
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Wideload Doesn’t Fit on the Bridge
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Tutorial on How to Survive a Plane Crash
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Sahara Ray is a Nudist in Heels
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Travis Kelce’s Ex-Girlfriend Kayla Nicole Posts Hot Bikini Pics
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Kiernan Shipka Works From Home Photoshoot
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Frog Eats Beetle, Beetle Escapes Alive via it’s Butthole
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Throwback Old Lady Rants About Sex Ed at a School Board Meeting
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Lori Loughlin and Mossimo are Downsizing!
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Daria Savishkina Nude Model Posing in the American Flag
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UFC Heavyweight Derrick Lewis Slides Into Halle Berry’s DMs
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Did Noah Cyrus Get Married in Vegas?
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1902 Footage of Germany’s Flying Train
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7 Year Old Shoots Two Guns Off…Pretty Cool
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Viral Video Makes in the Air Tonight Climb the Charts
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Jessica Witman is a Hot Nude Model in the Desert
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Devin Booker Makes an Appearance in Kendall Jenner’s Comment Section
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Gillian Anderson’s Making Faces for her 52nd Birthday!
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Gas Station Explosion
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Squirrel Obstacle Course
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Bella Thorne’s Just in her Bikini
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Repost of Paige VanZant’s Bikini Thong Dive
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Madison Beer’s Ariana Grande Impression!
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Goat Knocks On the Door to Get in
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Evan Stone at the Porn Convention is Hilarious
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Rachael Ray Survives Upstate Mansion Camp Fire
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Mimi is a Model from Paris and She’s on the Roof Topless!
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Hot WAG Katherine Zhu in Bikinis!
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Lucky As Fuck
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Gabrielle Union is Getting Wet
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Ernie Terrel Didn’t Acknowledge Muhammad Ali, So He Made Sure He’d Never Forget!
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What is the Right Way to Eat Pizza
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The Hottest Actresses Playing Porn Stars in Mainstream Movies
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Tristan Thompson and Khloe Kardashian Spotted Getting on Kylie Jenner’s Private Jet
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A New Way to Die
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Vivian Sibold Topless!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Vanessa Hudgens Fitness Gear and Mask
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Katie Holmes Dressed Like a Dude
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Kelly Brook Busty in a Dress
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Emilia Clarke on a Boat
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Perrie Edwards in a Thong
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Kaia Gerber in Jeans
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2020

Aug

Nina Agdal Sweating of the Day

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Nina Agdal posted up this sweaty post workout video that based on everything I know about Nina Agdal, including that she looks like she has Down’s Syndrome, it’s safe to assume she just finished this fitness class:

In the event that she doesn’t actually have Down’s Syndrome, but has just been allowing people to think she has Down’s Syndrome all these years, because it gets her preferential treatment, even some Make-A-Wish foundation level of gold digging and sugar babying in the form of being Leo DiCaprio’s public girlfriend for about 15 minutes when he wasn’t paying attention and she had all her industry publicist friends feed the story to the tabloids to increase her value….she was probably sweating in her attempt to fuck for money….pretending to be the girlfriend to some rich kid she can manipulate into thinking his rich ass scored some bikini model legit into him…and not his things…like the Hamptons house they’ve been HUNKERING down in….

She’s clearly bullshit and just can’t give up that rich person life, so she’ll end up knocked up by rich cum as they do…I mean at 30…what’s left for a bootleg, low level, Sports Illustrated Swim model no one gives a fuck about even when she was in all of their magazines…

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2020

Aug

Faith Schroder Missing Belly Button of the Day

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Faith Schroder is Ricky Schroder’s daughter who is doing the half naked girl on instagram thing that people like because she’s half naked…

In her defense, all girls are doing the half naked on instagram thing, so she’s basically just like everyone else, only she’s got an angle to her half naked on social media….because she was raised in Hollywood with a Famous dad, even though NO ONE under the age of 45 knows who Ricky Schroder is, but I guess that doesn’t actually matter to these fame chaser fans, who put importance on people born to celebrity, in luxury, because they don’t care who the celeb parent is, they just care that there’s a celeb parent…or one who was a celeb…It validates them…I guess.

I mean, if you were a hot 19 year old, because this is a photoshoot for instagram to celebrate her 19th birthday, so she’s young, skinny and has close to 300,000 followers that she photoshops herself so hard she forgets her belly button for, unless her belly button is on her vagina mound, which is possible..at least according to this pic…but yeah, if you were a hot 19 year old, besides masturbating in front of a mirror all day, and finally sucking a dick like you always wanted to, but were to homophobic to do, even at that truck stop bathroom your dad told you about….you’d be doing the instagram half naked hustle too…and the reality is you don’t even need to be hot, they have photoshop for that…..and while you’re at it…erase your belly button too.

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2020

Aug

Ashanti Sucking On Something of the Day

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Ashanti is basically 40 years old at this point and she’s putting out some smut… which is funny because I don’t remember her ever being the hot Hip Hop chick when she first entered our lives with “What’s Luv?” a Fat Joe classic…back in 2001…but maybe I’m wrong….I don’t remember much of 20 years ago….

I just know that at 40, the girl is pantsless and sucking on a lolli like she’s in some kind of weird fetish photoshoot, knowing that sucking a lolli will make motherfuckers visualize or even photoshop a dick in that lolli’s place….and the whole thing is a bit creepy….especially when I call it a lolli….

This is more than sucking a lolli pantsless, it’s also got massive tits, which I guess come with massive thighs…or you’d want them to come with massive thighs…because if you’re going to make your dick look even smaller than it is next to a massive ass and legs, you might as well get big tits to distract you from your inadequacies…rather than small tits to make you question why her lower body is so disconnected from her upper body…instead of enjoying the ride…NOT that you’re going to fuck Ashanti, but when she posts pics like this of herself, it’s safe to say she wants you to think about it…you know pantsless, tits out and sucking on inanimate objects is a direct attempt to get you to sexualize her….let’s just hope she’s not one of those women who gets mad when she’s sexualized after she sexualizes her damn self….those girls are evil.

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