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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2020

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Life as a pervert shouldn’t be so rough is what I tell myself every time I see an elderly woman in workout gear doing some sort of Tai Chi looking lazy ass old lady workout, and stare at her big old lady tits….I try not to stare, but they are just so big and omnipresent, like the government and facebook tracking your every move and selling your data as they watch you jerk off through your phone camera, only with harder nipples…that’s not to say your jerk off nipples aren’t hard, it’s just to say they are AS hard as this convalescent bitch stretching for her 80th birthday luncheon in her PPE visor…plus the cameltoe on this fat old pussy is huge, you could easily store most things between those lips….even while clothed…which is what I guess is how you define success…or a life well lived…

Here are some morning LINKS….

Wanda Icardi Drops Smoking Hot Braless Selfie
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Vanessa Hudgens is at her Fucking Hottest
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Cara Delevingne and Kaia Gerber are Fucking….which I already Knew but it is Confirmed…because Cara Delevingne is a Fucking Predator…the Ellen of her Generation…trying to optimize…
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Chick Had Her Friend Take a Video of Her FaceTiming Dallas Stars Forward Tyler Seguin While He Was on TV
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Model Alla Mauer and her Nude Shoot
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TikToker Claims She was Abused about by Drake…
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Angry Cop
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Prince Harry & Meghan Markle Buy a Crazy mansion…
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Gordon Ramsey’s Grilled Cheese
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES ON LIVE FOR YOU!
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2020

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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In the era of hydraflasks and every possible portable drinking device, I am still into single use plastic any chance I get, I’m tempted to order empty bottles off amazon to just fill up with tap water, you know the life of luxury with my own single use plastic, because I think it is important to do my part to end this hell we call THE WORLD…or at least figure out a way to rid it of people knowing I’ll survive the apocalypse because I’m a cockroach with no cock…

That said, I saw Feminist media calling Kamila Harris a babe…not that I care about politics but feminist media calling a woman hot….is pretty misogynistic…down with the patriarchy…you call us misogynists and you bitches are doing the same thing only more annoyingly because you suck….

Like I said, I’m not into politics, you got all that on your social media…I would have said it about anyone the feminist media reduced to just their physical appearance like some kind of titty blog….

Now go outside and stare at girls working out, ask them if you can play their glutes like a flute…they’ll love that it rhymes…people are retards now…easier to MELD their MIND….

Here are some stepLINKS..

The Riverdale Girls are Van Lifers
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YesJulz Oils Up at the Pool
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Tennis Instructor Kyleigh Henthorn is Worth a Look
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Christina Aguilera is Busty at the Pool
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Miley Cyrus Instagram Round-Up
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Mathilde Tantot’s See Through Top
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Paige VanZant Makes It Official, Signs a Four Fight Deal With the Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship
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Bindi Irwin announces she’s pregnant!
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How the Chinese Prostitute Ring Works…
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Gordon Ramsay’s Grilled Cheese…
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Brie Larson Selfies
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Everything You Need to Know About Celine Farach
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Lisa Rinna Pokies!
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Shay Mitchell is a Scent
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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace String Bikini
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Model Irina Sivalnaya’s Hot Pic Round-Up
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A Powerlifter Blows Out Both Knees Attempting to Squat Almost 900 Pounds
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Fresh Prince of Bel-Air getting Dramatic reboot
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Why Do People Love Bad Movies
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Samara Weaving Grilling
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Nude Model Does some Nude Self Portraits
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Karl-Anthony Towns and Jordyn Woods Have Been Spotted Out Again
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Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli Downsize!
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Dude Sends Dirty Text to Girlfriend in Front of her Parents
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Dude Juggles 5 Balls in the pool – No Not Those Kinds of Balls
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Olivia Culpo’s Doggy Date Night
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Stephen A. Smith Advocates for Conjugal Visits in the Bubble
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A Bitcoin Miner Died from Heatstroke
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Bill and Ted Auditions
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Chelsea Handler’s Peachy Booty
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Things Got Weird During an Interview With Urban Meyer When a Shirtless Man Walked Into the Room
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Just Scrap Metal Falling From a Truck in Traffic
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Giraffe Fight
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Sabrina Carpenter Shows Off her Fridge
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Giannis Antetokounmpo Earned Himself an Ejection After He Headbutted Moritz Wagner
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Baby Rhino is Cute as Hell
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Did Olivia Munn Call Out Aaron Rodgers for Being Bad at Sex?
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Bella Hadid’s Dramatic Facetime Photoshoot
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Cancel Culture is Breaking Chiefs Heiress Gracie Hunt’s Heart
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IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: McKayla Maroney Drops a Gold Medal Worthy Bikini Pic
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Apparently There is a Doctor Pepper Shortage
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Portia Gives a Calculated Illuminati Controlling Your Mind Update on Ellen
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People are Mad that Rita Ora is White….They Think She’s been Black Facing
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Vanessa Hudgens Paparazzi Pics
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Nina Dobrev in Leggings
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Cara Delevingne and Kaia Gerber Working Out in Fitness Gear
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Lucy Hale in a Skirt – Legs Out
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Madison Beer in a Wifebeater hard Nipples
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Katy Perry Still Pregnant as Shit
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Ireland Baldwin Bikini for the Paparazzi Pretty Huge
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From stepSMUT!!

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Masturbating Titties….
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Weird Squirt of the Day
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Girl in Glasses Makes Internet Porn
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This is a Real Ad for a marathon
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Huge Tit Reveal
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Are All Chinese Restaurants Like This
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22 People Having a Shittier Day Than You
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Waterfall Girls….
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Skinny Dude Lands Hotter chicks than You
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Titty Painting
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Nice and Perky TItties
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Call a Doctor
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Black GIrl Doing School Girl Masturbation
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Running and Jumping
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Vera Farmiga Ass in a Thong
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Catwalk Nips
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I Wonder if She Knows This BJ Vid is on the Internet
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Anal BEads in the Wrong Hole
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Backyard Party
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Gabbie Carter in Slow Motion
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2020

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Twerk Star of the Day

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Since being dumped, Half Filipino Vanessa Hudgens sold to Disney kid, who has probably done her fair share of sex work, hence the early cellphone nudes that she leaked before anyone else, has been bringing the heat…and by heat I mean she’s been consistently, almost daily, except when she got in trouble for bitching about how COVID ruined her Coachella / Festival season, which she tried to offset with posts of activism like the Disney Puppet she is trained to be, I don’t even believe she manages her own social, she’s just a pawn in a massive ploy…

That said, Vanessa Hudgens is twerking to remind her ex boyfriend that she’s hot, when he’s out there fucking less irritating bitches….

She’s also promoting that Cardi B trashy music is basically what I just wrote about in the CARDI B POST. I know I don’t link myself, but it’s relevant enough because clearly the entertainment industry or the Mainstream brainwash us with their garbage, there’s no reason for Vanessa Hudgens to be posting up a twerk to some trashy anti feminist song from an anti feminist sex worker that the industry decided to make into a popstar to fucking destroy the minds of the young who don’t understand anything beneath the surface and just think “stripping is cool, Cardi B was a stripper and all she does is talk about her trashy vagina, designer clothing, and makes tons of money doing it”…

She’s also promoting “There’s Some Whores in This house” song….so maybe she’s just trying to break out of Disney Stereotype…but I think there’s a bigger play because too much has been invested into her existence..and she’s clearly a fucking puppet, you’d like to “Gepetto” and raise as if it was your own, allowing you to do anything you ever dreamed with…because that’s what keeps the sex doll industry alive…

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2020

Aug

Chelsea Handler Retard Helmet of the Day

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Chelsea Handler may be a cunt, her comedy may be mean spirited enough to get noticed, but really just her trying to pander to the celebrity world that she wanted to so badly be a part of by pretending she’s above it. I don’t remember ever finding her funny, interesting or compelling in any way….but then her show got cancelled and she got naked on instagram where she shows off what I assume are fake tits, because before she did the comedy route to get famous since it was an easy one as a girl, comedians are typically losers who can’t get laid so if an averagely hot girl strolls in, they all do all they can to elevate her career so that they can jerk off to her in their hotel room after a show and laugh about it until the MeToo movement makes them question the experience and try to get that toxic male cancelled…

Point being, Chelsea Handler has tits, they are not exposed like they normally are, but they are in an old lady bikini, while she rocks a helmet, with what could be a dumb as fuck caption I am not going to read, because I’m sticking with retard helmet, because I still use the word retard on internet, in conversation, I’m old and not going to change a good thing….but yeah…the retard helmet so she doesn’t brain damage herself while hitting her head against the wall or whatever else it is that retards do…

Weird bikini pics, sure, but tits.

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2020

Aug

Cardi B Titty Pop of the Day

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Cardi B is a pretty fucking weird creation that makes sense now that I’ve been told that one of her managers is Kris Jenner…

She’s a trashy stripper, who got onto a reality show, that turned into a popstar with sleazy and trashy garbage music you’d expect a sex worker to produce, but that you’d probably not expect all the kids to get excited about, or that you’d probably expect parents to boycott because the average Cardi B fan is probably 15 and all this bitch does is talk about fucking, her tits, her vagina shaving…she’s disgusting….but society is disgusting…hence her celebrity…

Since we all know we are only exposed to what the industry wants us to be exposed to, I am not sure what the brainwashing cash grab with this shit is, but when you see her new song go even more viral because every celebrity endorses it, you know it’s some brain washing shit…celebs promoting other celebs they are likely jealous of…is beyond confusing but it’s just something all the instagram whores do on a more coordinated level of SHARE FOR SHARE…to keep them all on top…

I am fine with the sex in the media, the sex in the music, I just find it weird to see that people are protesting other nonsense, instead of the destruction of the moral code and values of a generation of kids who are connecting to her seriously garbage clickbait music….instead of bringing them anything uplifting, compelling, or of value….it’s just basically the pornification of music, but porn has more value….and here’s her tit doing some weird fucking stunts…

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2020

Aug

Jojo’s in her Lingerie of the Day

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I don’t know if I’ve posted these pics of Jojo in her underwear of Rihanna, because Rihanna is some kind of sexual predator who pays girls to get into her panties, under the guise of it being part of a marketing campaign, but the idea that Jojo is selling panties to the fans is a bit of a stretch, however, she was a traditionally famous underage sold to the industry kind of girl before crawling back into the lives of her fans via social media…a second life to her career before the age of 30…

The only revelation that we’ve really had in her quest to get where she’s trying to go is that she’s got massive fat tits, which as you know are fun to look out and a totally redeeming quality for someone who turned her back on the fans and the perverts at what was arguably her early 20s prime…

The move into lingerie model is a weird one that I don’t mind staring at….so there’s that.

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2020

Aug

Sarah Snyder Titty Shake of the Day

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Sarah Snyder is some slutty hip hop / streetwear pussy, that the lame as shit street wear industry enthusiasts seem to fucking love, because they are just lost, mainstream losers, trying to buy cool in overpriced limited edition products that aren’t even cool. That whole Hypebeast thing is what ruined streetwear and the “underground” and helped make it pop….and pop as you know is dog shit…

She is hot and she is playing with her hip tits…her claim to fame was fuckign Jaden Smith at some point and she also stole a 15,000 dollar purse to make headlines, you know because edgy and underground is really about as edgy or underground as Disney, in fact the underbelly of Disney is probably more edgy and interesting……

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2020

Aug

Rumer Willis Shower Porn of the Day

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Rumer Willis reminds me of the time I got Crabs at a rave in the 90s while shitting myself after doing too much speed…and not in a good way.

No matter what procedures she gets she still looks like a potato….and not like the kind of potato you’d want to fuck…you know warm, buttery, creamy and mashed in a ziploc bag that you’ll double as a pocket pussy…

I guess she’s just trying follow her mother’s lead in lying to the people by buying her hotness like every girl on instagram because she’s from an era when it wasn’t a 600 dollar injection in their face…you know this bitch paid millions to live up to the lie and chopped herself up each time harder than she chopped up lines of adderall or whatever other drugs she was doing when she was high on Whippets that time a dude drowned in her pool….

Point is, Rumer is posting topless pics for attention because she’s a shadow of her parents and this is how they do it.

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2020

Aug

Salma Hayek Titties in the Pool of the Day

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Salma Hayek is more than just Mexican Titties, I mean I assume she likes to think that she is, but to me, she’ll always just be Mexican Titties, because her tits are huge…

She’s probably in her 60s now, in some pre-retirement home kind of environment, or would be if she was a basic blue collar worker who is dying of all the diseases that come from being low income….but instead she was a rich kid, who made in in America as a celebrity, who landed a billionaire husband, and who can focus on being rich as shit, famous as shit, and still just a set of tits…

I am not a huge fan of old ladies trying to be hot, despite being an old man just trying not to die of a heart attack or stroke, but clearly not trying enough….but when they are rich, they are usually cleaned up nicely enough, that their old dry mom cunts smell like fancy perfumes and not the impending death you’d expect them to smell like…

So here she is floating with the floaters like she wasn’t old as shit….because tits, when shot from a far and pushed up to your old hag neck, aren’t that gross.

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2020

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Crotch Shot of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is still bringing it, what it is I am not entirely sure, but I do know that a straight up crotch shot to promote the detail of her bikini is pretty fucking racy.

It’s a “LOOK at my cunt” without showing the cunt, since these are all cockteasing bitches, even the old hags who you’d expect to be over the whole thing and down to get their dick on…

What I am trying to say is that there’s still a very fine line of slutty and appropriate and slutty and not appropriate…and for a woman like Ambrosio to post up a straight up crotch shot, you’d assume that is not appropriate, but since she’s an empowered 40 year old lingerie model looking as good as ever, it is appropriate, but if you were to start a crotch shot instagram where you crop all the crotches of celebs in bikinis, you’d get shut down, because I guess that’s not empowering to show everyone where YOUR baby came from, but rather you focusing on other people’s vaginas….and the point is HYPOCRISY..

All slutty is good slutty…and a pulling a bathing suit up inside you, cropped so it is ALL that is going on in the pic, is pretty slutty.

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