Christina Aguilera suprisingly only has 6.9 million followers on social media, which is crazy because some of these no name TikTok girls have 45 million followers. I’d google a list of the most followed accounts on instagram, just to show you how low 6.9 million followers is on the list of irrelevant internet people, who are clearly VERY relevant on the internet, because someone like Christina Aguilera who to me is up there with Madonna or Britney level of fame is fucking sucking..

It just goes to show you that the internet doesn’t really care about what you do off the internet, it’s all about what you do on the internet…and Aguilera, who I guess is moving in on Britney’s turf now that Britney’s instagram is fucking weird as shit and is likely in captivity somewhere, has clearly realized if she wants to play in the current era, she’s gotta start posting her massive tits, sure they are massive cuz she’s a fat 40 year old mom who was abused as a child, but they are still big tits and that’s enough to win the internet.

Not to mention, X-Tina, hasn’t really done much in the last 10 years that I can remember, I mean she probably still makes fucking bank, but she could easily drop a track on TikTok a month with some choreographed dance and make a shit ton more because she’s X-Tina, clearly lazy, based on her gut…but I guess starting to make moves..

She has the money, she has the team, she has access to the best producers, she’s X-Tina but is too lazy to drop a track a month…and is only now starting to show off her tits on instagram to get where she needs to go…

I’m a fan of X-Tina….I mean her singing annoys me…but she was the slutty bootleg Britney and I always side with the underdog so I’m a forever supporter…but bitch needs to step it up and stomp the fucking yard already, it’s SOOOOO easy to “break” the internet when you’re Christina Aguilera…so start fucking trying harder bitch.

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