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2020

18

Aug

Halle Berry Nip Slip Panty Flash in One of the Day

Apparently this a new Halle Berry….but not that new because she’s 54 years old and that nipple has lived a storied fucking life…just imagine how many times it’s been sucked, fucked, or cummed on…it’s not like these celebrities have anything better to do all day as they wait for jobs than sit on their pile of money and fuck…sometimes to get new jobs, sometimes to develop a rapport with other actors, sometimes because they are insatiable perverts so into themselves and cumming is the best release…I don’t fucking know….I just know the new nipple pic, is of an old as shit nipple…that still looks good but may not smell as good…I’ve been to old folks homes, I have worked in old folks homes, there’s a stench of fungal infections and impending death, often times masked by a perfume, but still an undertone that can’t be avoided….i reckon her pussy has a similar smell….but it’s Halle Berry pussy and you’d have to be crazy not to dive into that no matter what was going on with it…from dripping out random old lady discharge that looks like surgical gauze forgotten during her tubal ligation from 10 years earlier, you know back when she could have kids…before this whole menopause thing…

I don’t know why her nipple is out, but she’s obviously trying to do the J.Lo thing where they convince the people and the media that 50+ is more than just a fetish category on a pornsite, it’s real…

I personally think 50 year olds should keep their nipples to themselves, but with all the work done as she cosplays being 30, it’s still a Halle Berry tit, geriatric sure…but a tit.

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2020

18

Aug

Elsa Hosk Hard Nipples of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is the number 1 model out there, possibly still working for the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret, with their human trafficking ring that they present to us as “Angels” randomly selected by all these international locations, only to be a little more suspicious when you find out that the billionaire owner of the brand accounted for 80 percent of Epstein’s wealth, you kind of have to wonder a little bit about the intention of the soon to be bankrupt mall brand made in China because they don’t care about America, but they do care about Americans buying their overpriced shit….but none of that can tarnish the 30 year old Swedish basketball player turned model because she’s fucking great and this is her hard nipple.

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2020

18

Aug

Aly Michalka Air Drum Titty Shaking of the Day

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I still don’t know who Aly Michalka is…but for at least decade she’s been riding off some Disney fame because she hasn’t done shit since…

I only know of her because of her slutty social media content and at 40 (31 but it might as well be 40)…that trend seems to continue…with some casual drumming in a sports bra to make her titties bounce…

Apparently she’s worked as an actress as recent as 2017 / 2018, which was still 2 years ago, but that’s not the reason people still talk about her….because she knows what people are actual into, I mean when your parents sell you to an evil industry as a child because they think you are adorable and better than all the other children because you are a product of them, only they don’t care enough about you to product you….you grow up fast.

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2020

18

Aug

Elisabeth Rioux Nipple Pincher of the Day

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Elisabeth Rioux is a French Canadian who escaped the general French Canadian plan of becoming a stripper and instead made it on instagram as a bikini clad travel and adventure girl posing up vacation pics of herself in her own bikini line, and she’s apparently gamed the whole instagram thing, running her own brand that seemingly makes her a shit ton of money while allowing her to write off all her vacations…it’s a win…

I assume she got her start after seeing Alexis Ren and her boyfriend doing their whole thing and has cast a few instagram boyfriends to play the part, in trying to get famous, and for a French Canadian, she’s massively famous, they normally only cater to their own people, but this one’s got millions watching her every move…pretty impressive things and all it took was some solid bikini pics promoted the right way.

She’s an over-sharer like most of these girls and she recently shat out a baby….the number 1 instagram accessory for instagram people thanks to Kylie Jnner…and in shitting out a baby she’s lactacting and producing content around her lactacting that involve nipple squeezes which is hot enough for me, and as close to the lap dance booth she was slated for because she was born into that life as we’ll get…now that she’s made that internet money.

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2020

18

Aug

Giada De Laurentiis Little Booty of the Day

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Celebrity rich kid turned chef, turned celebrity chef, Giada De Laurentiis, the Italian born, Cordon Bleu educated, food channel host.

She’s about 50 years old and has a tiny booty….which I guess is interesting to both micro dicks to feel bigger and big dicks to feel like they are destructor…

The funny tidbit I just discovered on her WIKI page is that her actual last name is De Benedetti….but when her parents divorced and her mom moved to Cali, the mom knew that the last name De Laurentiis would do more damage, open more doors, because even in the 70s, people were celeb obsessed groupie fucks trying to attach to anything remotely celebrity….they programmed people that way to have these puppets available to mind control them…

Anyway, her granddad, who’s name she appropriated is Dino, who produced over 500 movies in his life, 38 nominated for Academy awards, his main hits were – Death Wish, Conan the Barbarian, Blue Velvet and a bunch of low level shit that are now cult classics….and this is his legacy we’re talking about…a tiny 50 year old chef booty…

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2020

18

Aug

Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless Mask Time of the Day

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Jennifer Love Hewitt bringing the erotica to any of you into facials…you know the good old fashioned busting nut the shape of a mask on a bitch because you’re so backlogged with your sperm retention that it comes out as a solid with eye holes…

There’s about an inch of her iconic, legendary, we all saw Can’t Hardly Wait and remember the blue tank top…and whatever else she was in when she was the teen hearthrob, I don’t know if the teen comedies of the 90s consider the women in the movies teen heart throbs but in this genderless world, only allowing men to be heart throbs would be racist.

The point is that women don’t age well, not matter how many masks a bitch uses, she’s too far gone…and big tits or not, her gut is equally big, and there’s no fun in that.

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2020

18

Aug

Sofia Richie Wet Suit Pussy of the Day

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Sofia Richie’s out here in a wet suit that’s riding her ass, because she’s in the Kardashian program, probably managed by the MOMAGER Kris, and likely making a ton of money promoting whatever it is she’s promoting thanks to the general public being programmed to buy shit that rich people tell them to buy, so that they get a taste of that life of luxury, instead of doing what you are supposed to do, which is EAT THE FUCKING RICH, because they are weaker than you, they are spoiled and they are coddled and they don’t have the edge or the angst that you have….however they do have the power to brainwash you into thinking they are some sort of untouchable gods so that you don’t revolt or contest, you passive fucks….you allowed this to happen…you grandpappy and your great grand pappy also allowed this to happen…because you are complacent….

So as these rich fucks get richer off your loser back, you get poorer and more depressed trying to live out their bullshit lives they present as ideal…

So as Sofia Richie, who was the 19 year old dating the 40 year old for the sake of a reality show, because why do college or important shit when you can be a third tier on the Kardashian cast, getting famous for being worth fucking….and the whole thing is beyond empty, depressing, stupid…but I guess that’s the American Dream…

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2020

18

Aug

Hailey Baldwin Bieber Camel Toe of the Day

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I’ve heard a few stories about Hailey Baldwin Bieber, the main one being that she was a crazy level Bieber fan, you know a Born Again Christian upbringing thanks to a semi-famous dad finding god to replace cocaine, makes for a weird fucking girl…

So as a Bieber fan, she somehow connected with him and when she was about 16, the story is that she lost her virginity to him….a dream come true…despite being out of wedlock and that whole kind of disrespect to their god.

Then, as Bieber navigated drama from the nightmare that much be Selena Gomez, you know some tyrant rich person who I am sure he was in a power struggle with while dealing with her crazy because clearly her in-and-out of rehab stints prove she was crazy, he realized that the cherry he popped was out there whining about being single and that she was an easy target to get in to replace Selena and that since she was Christian, with the same Pastor as him, was on the same page of “let’s get married”.

So when you see them together, you know he’s the fucking boss, she’s the fucking groupie along for the ride, she’s not his handler, if anything she the girl he barely respects because she’s a fucking stalker….

A stalker with tight shorts getting eaten by her pussy, cuz she’s no longer than underage virgin she was when her and Bieber first got together, at least that’s the story I heard, which could definitely be false information, not that anyone reads this, but there is some massive pussy definition happening in the pics, which should be enough for your pervert needs and just be happy it’s not Ireland and her 7 inch long clit.

Hailey Baldwin Bieber Cameltoe Pussy Print

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2020

18

Aug

Kimberley Garner Panty Flash of the Day

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Kim Garner is some hot bodied reality show star who no one gives a fuck despite having been half naked for the paparazzi, on her popular show she was cast on, and on her social media for the last 5 or more years….

I have always been amazed that her posts barely get any action, you know there are girls who are less hot, who were never on TV shows, who don’t get shot by the paparazzi and who don’t look nearly as good on as consistent half naked content they produce…doing far better numbers than this one.

I sometimes think maybe I’m crazy for thinking she’s hot, because the people don’t respond to her nearly as well….that’s not to say I’m a Kim Garner fan, it’s more to say she’s a fucking failure loser fuck….

I also don’t like that there was a time she followed me on twitter, only to unfollow me a few days later, back when I had a twitter before twitter erased me….it’s like pick a side bitch…

Here she is doing a panty flash to get noticed, you know stepping up the slutty as she prepares to launch an Only Fans I assume…since that’s where the money seems to be these days.

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2020

18

Aug

Moonbear With the Nipple Pasties of the Day

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The worst show to hit HBO in probably the history of HBO, including but not limited to Entourage, is some lame ass hipster girl skateboard thing called BETTY….a very BORING / modern version of KIDS…not that I’ve seen KIDS since 1996, but similar vibes only shitty because young people today are shitty no matter how nude they get.

I guess it is their attempt to target the younger generation of instagram idiots, while pretending they are woke because they use real enough kids as their cast, but more importantly, it is created by a woman, and features people of color, lesbians, feminists, all that important shit YOU need to have in a show to get it made…

The weirdest of the characters is Moonbear, who I guess is playing her “artist” self, you know some hipster, pretentious, she must be a rich kid from New York nonsense….but her fashion sense is hilarious because she goes out with stickers on her nipples to make a point…I don’t know what that point is, but it’s something…

She’s an actor, vlogger, skateboarder….everyting you’d want nothing to do with because it seems like it is trying too damn hard to stand out and at 26, on an HBO show as herself, I guess that’s working….

Her real name is not Moonbear….it’s Kabrina Adams, but where’s the hipster artist who doesn’t give a fuck and doesn’t cave into any norms society has imaginarily lined up, or at least she’s trying so hard to seem like she’s this unique unicorn….with her tits out..which is where I got won over by this whole farce.

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