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2020

17

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Human Centipede of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is out of control, from recreating Human Centipede from an angle you know they set up to shoot from to subliminally make us think she’s eating ass, because she is a Disney Kid and Disney controls all of our minds…they know the tactics to be seen as the happiest place on family friendly earth when being dark and evil overlords that control the mind of the American people…

Or maybe Vanessa Hudgens is just into getting attention after her ego was shot, cuz you know she’s got an ego, all these people do, and to have a dude dump her after 10 years together probably hurt…he was on the first train out of Vanessa Hudgens pussy….the second he knew he maximized the media attention he would get from dating her…because everyone is an opportunistic fuck…

So like all girls, she chooses tight clothing, bikinis, to showcase her rocking and fit body she’s crafted over the last 7 months of being single, and I appreciate her comeback tour in all the sexualized content glory..

From bikinis, twerking, crawling around, the world is a very sleazy place and that’s good news for an out of touch pervert like me.

Here she is in tight pants:

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Here she is in tight shorts:

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2020

17

Aug

Lena Dunham ruins WAP of the Day

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I know there’s some bullshit controversy around Cardi B, the stripper manufactured by the Kardashians, at least that’s a story I heard, but could be wrong about, and really it doesn’t matter…but there’s some controversy that I am convinced is FAKE controversy designed by the machine to generate more hype around the pop song about a WET ASS PUSSY….because I am sure NO ONE actually cares…at least not the Cardi B fans or the fact that kids have already been listening to Cardi B despite her being some gutter trash stripper, who may not even be a stripper, but rather a stripper appropriator because it made for a good public storyline..

Anyway, it’s a “Highly Sexual” song that empowers women, or some other narrative that’s going around, even though women have been sexualizing themselves forever, and this is no different than any other “racy” and “sexual” song designed to be marketed to kids….even Ariana Grande has a song about getting fucked by Big Sean’s big dick that she had to walk sideway, while rocking a high pony and pretending to be a 15 year old….or Lil Kim…I mean…Lil Kim….even Rihanna had the Chains and Whips excite her song…or the Hips/Ass/Pussy/Crack song….you know It’s Been Done, Carbi B isn’t original, she’s just a little more Dominican.

What I don’t understand is how all these celebs actively jump onto this and promote this, like the mainstream candy coated poptarts that they are, because I think it’s more about keeping the momentum going for the song, making it go viral because they are all in it together…there is NO WAY everyone likes a piece of shit song so much they do a dance for it unless they are getting paid or contractually have Cardi B ready to shout them out for some attention, because as we know LENA DUNHAM the rich kid, pretentious, coddled to believe she’s some visionary, when really she’s just a whining fat chick who keeps getting fatter because of various excuses, who somehow was connected enough to be the voice of rich hipster new york artists of Brooklyn fucking with the show GIRLS, because celebrity, pop culture, entertainment is all a brain washing lie..

ANYWAY, why they’d recruit Lena is beyond me, she’s probably doing it for her own attempt to milk off the trend to get those views and it’s TERRIFYING whatever the reason….paid or trying to mooch off the trending topic…and the reality is that NOTHING in innovative, interesting, or new….it’s just presented in a more obvious, trashier, light…because back in the day they’d sneak the smut in for us to “wink wink” at each other cuz we knew…but now they need to show the spread asshole and throat fucking for you to know it’s about sex.

NOT that LENA DUNHAM and sex have any business being in the same conversation, despite her making a career out of being the fat girl having sex, that most people would never admit to, but since it was a show, she could write it anyway she wanted….bitch needed to write all the sex cuz she wasn’t getting it organically…either way, so controversial / disgusting…sure.

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2020

17

Aug

Nurses Gone Wild of the Day

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So nurses are no longer called nurses, but rather “FRONT LINE WORKERS” because you need to put a marketing spin on everything when you’re the news media covering things like Global Pandemics, because FRONT LINE WORKERS seems substantially more aggressive and important, than Doctor’s fuck slut, or hole….depending on how misogynistic you are about lady work…even though there are male nurses, who you always need to refer to as male nurse because nurse on its own implies they have a vagina….not that genders exist anymore, but you know what I mean…

All this to say that with the sudden over-hyping of their jobs or the fact that they didn’t quit their jobs cuz of covid because that is their job….has given all these nurses an ego, it’s given a sudden interest in nurses, and a LARGE handful of nurses feel the best way to celebrate that is by posting nudes on the internet…and these are those nurse nudes.

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2020

17

Aug

Crackhead Girl Horny as Shit and Other Videos of the Day

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Fat Lady Applying Sunscreen With a Roller

Girl Opens Beer with her Pussy

Dumb Girl – Hard fall

Racist Dude on the Tube Gets Knocked Out

Pigeon and Cat Playfight

Crackhead SHit

More Crackhead Shit

Retail Fail

Mad at the Drivethru

Guy Gets Caught Stealing a Tire

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2020

17

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I hope none of you were out there talking politics this weekend because people are fucking nuts….

I made a comment to an old friend who I ran into – despite social distancing and keeping society separate laws – and said something along the lines of “Trump gets misquoted a lot”…not because I am a political expert, I avoid all that noise because the government will always hate the common peasant no matter who is in charge, plus I am Canadian…but out of the three press conferences I’ve seen Trump involved in, he sounded normal, even smart and focused and the next day the media ripped him apart…

Anyway, I told this old friend that, and not in a Pro Trump kind of way, but in a “that guy gets torn apart in the media and seems to know what he’s doing” kind of way…and my old friend, who is also Canadian…saw red and went on and on about how terrible a person he is and how he is the worst thing in the world since Hitler….a totally normal conversation prior to my “observation”….and we’re not even Americans….

SO…

I hope you didn’t talk politics this weekend…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Man Charged After an Attempted Kidnapping at the Home of WWE Star Sonya Deville
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Drunk Woman – FACE Plants
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Rumer Willis is Naked!
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David Blaine is Going to be Floating Over the Hudson River
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Waking up with J.Lo
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This is what it Takes to be a Hand Model
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The Actress they Cast as Princess Diana for The Crown
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Kayaking through El Rio Claro
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Police Save Man Trapped Under Car
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Dude Is Very Mad at Woman who lets Car Idol
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Black Bear Lunching with People
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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2020

14

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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As celebrities celebrate Wet Ass Pussies while promoting the Cardi B song, because dry ass pussies are no good, to the dismay of all the menopausal women out there, especially when looking for Hollywood jobs…where a wet pussy means work….

You should escape the city….escape the American dream…escape to the country…reconnect with nature, grow your food, throw your phone in the water…a maybe you’ll finally LIVE…and maybe that’s what the American Dream….

I’ll be staring at the wall like I once stare at tits….Worshiping false idols…like all you fools on social media….which is obviously why your God is throwing Pandemics your way…..at least according to science….

Or fuck nature and go on the internet to see sexually liberated women she sells her nudes…even if sexually liberated would mean give the nudes for free…maybe she should go back to college….get a women’s study degree…clearly she’s not sexually liberated – she’s a slave to selling nudes….and we are slaves to staring at them….us Simp incel fucks….controlled by the vagina…of the sexually liberated woman…I am just talking nonsense, I just ramble on and on, unable to officially sign off for the weekend because you are all I have….or not, fuck ya’ll.

Here are some stepLINKS….for the weekend…

Alex Daddario’s Hot in a Nude Bikini
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Josephine Skriver Thanks Raider Nation for Helping Her Become the 2020 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Rookie of the Year
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Today’s HOT Quarantine Cutie!
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Peyton List is Swimming for Gold
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Katie Kearney Shows Everyone That She’s Got a Booty Now
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Twitch Streamer Nip Slip
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January Jones Playing with Dolls is Some Weirdness
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Hailey Baldwin’s Hot in her Bikini
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Jenna Dewan Goes Nude!
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In the Air Tonight Edit
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Lindsey Vonn Coming in Hot With a Video in a Tiny Black Bikini
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Dua Lipa is a Sundae
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Trying to Look up Dove Cameron’s Shirt
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Former FAU cheerleader Goes Viral for Chugging an Enormous Beer
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Sophia Richie Braless Pokies
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Emma Stern Nielsen is Topless and Posing
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Here Is How Hollywood Directors Create The Walk On Walls Effect!
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Butt Surfing
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Kylie Jenner is Busty in the Caribbean
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Hannah Palmer’s Amazing in her Bikini
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Guy VS Hotel
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Cool Vintage Colt Revolver
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Miley Cyrus is Single and Drops a New Single
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49ers Tackle Trent Williams Shared a Video of Himself Driving 125 MPH in a Ferrari
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Olga Kobzar’s in the Bath in the Wood Shed
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Apple Gets Trolled by Fortnight After Being Banned on the App Store
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Hikers Come Face to Face with a Bear
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Charles Barkley Called Shaq a “Karen” on Inside the NBA
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Wu-Tang’s RZA writes Good Humor a new ice cream truck song
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Elle Brittain is a Masterful Busty Model
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This Went Viral Yesterday But it is Crazy – Old Man in Wheelchair Gets Saved by Train
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Dan Harmon’s Baby Sketch may get Rick and Morty Cancelled…I guess the Joke Didn’t Age Well
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Tornado Close Up!
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Heavy Metal Dose of Awesome
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Michael Jordan’s sneakers sell for $615,000
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Very Loud Fart Picked Up by a Hot Mic During Wyndham Championship
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SUV Swipes Van – Caught on Camera
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Valerie Loureda Celebrates Multi-Year, Multi-Fight Extension With Bellator by Twerking to “WAP”
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Top 5 Comic Book Babes!
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The Best Music Video Ever Featuring Dry Humping Girl…
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Christina Aguilera Drops Some Mulan Shit
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Anotonio Banderas has HIV or Some Shit…
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Emma Watson Bikini
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Kendall Jenner in a Crop Top
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Miley Cyrus 90s Lesbian from Backwoods Mullet Look
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Bella Hadid Hides her Nasty Face
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Lucy Hale Fitness with Ankle Weights on some Naya Rivera Shit
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Olivia Wilde’s Playing with Trash…with her Midget Legs in Leggigns
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Madison Beer Ass in Sweatsuit
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Madison Beer Bra Top
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Broken Down Ariel Winter Carrying a Box
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A Bunnch of Nude Celebs in Nude Scenes Being Nude
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PS Emma Watson in a Bikini
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From stepSMUT!!

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FUCK MACHINE!
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Crackhead Shit
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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11 Acts that Make you A Whore
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Let’s Hope this is 2 Dolls
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Lesbians in the Toilet Stall
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Wonder Woman Gets naked
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I wonder what he’s Ref-ing
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Kira Noir Does Homeschooling
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Super Twerk
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20 People Having a Shitty Day
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Slingshot Titties
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Talented Girl
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Lynzee Ryder Titties int he Backyard
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Best friends try to outdo each other in public
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Check Out These Fire Starters
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Who Wants Tomato Sauce
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Vagina of the Day
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Kylie Jenner Boob Covering
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Courtney Ford
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2020

14

Aug

Bella Thorne’s Pussy in her Panties for Diamonds of the Day

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Bella Thorne knows how to captivate an audience not that it is really that complicated, but she did take a risk when deciding to take her disney fame and turn it into a relevant instagram / youtuber, and luckily for her, now is the time to be as “real” as you can be, even though everyone is a calculated follower idiot with no original thought or creativity, but they pretend to be originals who don’t give a fuck, and that’s ok because it comes with half naked pics….

She could have easily decided to just do the acting thing, be some boring has been Disney star in straight to Netflix movies, which to me means what it used to mean, which is basically straight to Video, but the new version, because for a long time, Netflix was ptting out real dog shit when celebs were too high brow for the platform….you know idiots.

But she said, I’ll be the pervert, exhibitionist, exploited to the industry I want to be and fucking kill it….so with that she’s promoting diamonds with basically a full pussy in panty picture because she can, it won’t negatively impact her brand, her deal with the mainstream struggling to connect with the youth that she has watching her…and it’s all pretty hot…

Here’s a bikini video:

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2020

14

Aug

Rita Ora’s Weird Titty Hang of the Day

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This was posted with a “Sometimes you just gota laugh”….with a reference to her face, I assume….as a diversion for a basically nude photo in bikini bottoms and not top, so you can see the sag lines of her big tit…tits that are the only reason she exists…because the most viral thing she’s accomplished to date, besides a few strategic topless pics knowing people love her tits, because the tits landing her that record deal, is that people are shaming her or trying to cancel her, because people are idiots and easily offended, for “BLACK APPROPRIATING”….even though as long as we’ve known of Rita Ora, we’ve known she’s Albanian or Bosnian…and not Black…but people, who are idiots, at least those “WOKE” and easily offended, have decided that because she was signed to Jay Z’s label before Rihanna personally had her fire, that she must be black and because they didn’t check the wikipedia to see the olive skin or broad nose is actually from the Baltic sea or wherever the fuck Bosnia is, and not some African…she’s gotta be the one to blame…even though what they are fighting about is their own racism for assuming her race. Idiots…

The whole thing is pretty dumb, but this is a hot photo, despite that open mouth, too big to make your dick look big kind of mouth…but still well trained or skilled enough to give her that existence…

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Posted in:Rita Ora

2020

14

Aug

The Body Don’t Match the Face of the Day

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Here’s some Brooke Burke weirdness outlining how her body makes no sense when displayed in a bikini next to that old weathered neck and face….knowing that both have probably had some surgery…her fitness and low bodyfat is almost comparable to a 20 year olds body, not the average 20 year old, because they are all lazy, empowered and into fat, but still…a very confusing contrast.

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2020

14

Aug

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnets are another one of these viral moments that young girls trying to become sex workers because that’s the trend, which is far more interesting when I was a kid and the trend was getting a retail job, maybe a bar job for the more wild hot girls, a camp councillor job for the weirder more maternal girls….but getting naked for money was always frowned upon, except amongst the French Canadian women who saw it as a back-up plan and probably still do because strip clubs and massage parlors are part of their culture…the smaller the town, the more full service the club, meaning we basically have brothels being run out here and the girls working them are actually hot chicks…it’s weird….but not as weird as getting naked on the internet for hits, which is OBVIOUS tactic to get seen on the internet, but I just never thought it’d be so accepted by the mainstream…I also knew about GRINDER before TINDER ripped them off and always thought “Girls would never join a hook-up app” because I always saw women as the keeper of sex, sometimes into sex, but always hard to get and “lady-like” about sex….while dudes were the tongue dragging on the ground neanderthals going “tits”….but I was wrong…girls are actually lazy whores who get a thrill out of being jacked off to and once the mainstream embraces that, the followers jump in on it, and we end up with 10000s of daily pics of girls showing off pantyhose, assholes, insertion pics, it’s pretty wild times…

I do think it’s a great advancement of man, but I also think it’s fucking crazy, even though I’ve always known girls are into sex, and being ‘naughty’, just not at the level of giving up free pics for validation that we’ve got going on today. Narcissism, instagram fame, the kardashians, Miley, all these things created so much good in terms of nudity being uploaded to the internet, but bad in terms of a morally void society of idiot followers…because I kind of liked when nudes were hard to come by…it made them easier to cum to….not that I’d ever denounce the importance of all bitches getting naked online…but modest is the hottest…

That said, fishnet friday, fuck yourself.

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