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2020

07

Aug

Hairy Rowan Blanchard in a Thong Again of the Day

Rowan Blanchard is some 18 year old Disney Kid who is doing what a lot of Disney Kids do at 19, by swapping out their Family Friendly content for something more racy. It’s all by design because Disney invests in each of them and the idea is to not allow that to go to waste. It’s some loophole in the Marketing to Children laws that McDonalds are supposed to abide by, where that they get the young kids in and she needs to keep them strung along as they all get old together and the only way to do that in this era is to be EDGY and REAL…or a Sexual Being since they are all a bunch of pervert fucks….and can only do that on a sexual level because they are all retard pervert fucks….

Anyway, her angle is feminist who doesn’t shave and is empowered to be nude online, because as an actress trying to be as famous as possible, OBVIOUSLY that’s the angle to intellectualize or giving meaning to your exhibitionism and that’s cool and all, but it seems pretty contrived….like an overly excited Disney Kid would be, only for flashing ass….

It’s like when a girl at a party pulls her tit out once by accident realizing it’s a thrill and before long she’s getting a train run on her on the dance floor…you know…it happens…only this is more about thong bathing suit asses than group sex, I guess!

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2020

07

Aug

Kate Beckinsale Sext of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale may not be a massive celebrity, but she’s famous, has a lot of creepy fans and still looks hot in her old age….when doing slutty pics like this, or just existing…she’s hot.

I bitch on the regular about how celebrities who have hated on influencers because influencers has basically discounted what it takes to become famous, you know mocking fame, and as much as we think Influencers suck, it’s amazing that they have the star power that annoys and upsets actual celebs, who are no different than any influencer, they are all equally lame, only celebs sucked a dick to get in, or had famous family members, which to them is a more honorable way to get famous.

However, when these celebrities do their own version of slutty instagram pics, or lower themselves to do their own version of slutty instagram, that you know were pics designed at least in this case for the young dude she’s fucking, trying to be hot, only to make the cut like “I’ll post that on IG, I look hot”…I like it…even though I hate social media.

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2020

07

Aug

Female Body Builder Friday of the Day

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Female Body Builder Friday is a new feature that I hope is the last fucking time I do this feature because Female Body Builders are terrifying….all filled with testosterone, which used to be referred to as the male sex hormone, but since men no longer exist, it’s just some shit that makes bitch look the way closeted gay dudes like their women.

When I was about 10-12 years old, I was a fat kid in a little league and the coach was this dude with a Moustache so you know he probably diddled kids, only he never diddled me, because I guess I wasn’t good enough to get diddled, in what may have been the first rejection I ever experienced, not that I wanted to be diddled, but it’d be nice to at least be offered to know I was worthy….

But yeah, the one thing that he said to me that I’ll never forget, because I was 10-12 years old was “Female Body Builders have clits the size of a man’s thumb”…while holding out his thumb….I had no idea what a clit was at 10-12 years old…most men don’t know what a clit is as adults…but I knew they had clits the size of a men’s thumb…so going through these horrible pics…that’s what I was looking out for…Coach didn’t lie…

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2020

07

Aug

Today in On/Off of the Day

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On/Off is the simplistic art that isn’t actually art of posting a clothed pic next to a nudie pic….or a nudie pic next to a more nudie pic…because people are trend followers, which is why sites like TikTok and IG work, they have this fear of missing out, this want to get in on the action like all the other people succeeding out there, all while lacking any real creative vision, but with a willingness or work ethic to put in about 5 minutes of work to do a nudie and non nudie pic cropped together…in hopes of getting subscribers, fans, likes, follows, that Dopamine release addiction is real…

I figure if you’re going to be addicted to anything, it should be getting naked on the internet, and if you’re going to get naked on the internet it might as well be an On/Off because people want to see it and that increases your chances of going Viral, all while fitting in with the crowd that are also doing On/Offs because you’re a lemming fuck…be creative, stop trying to be like everyone else…

I am sure I am the only pervy dude site bitching about girls posting On/Offs…most are like “omg look at her hotness”….well I deserve fucking better.

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2020

07

Aug

Jordyn Jones Not Saying the N Word of the Day

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I don’t know if all Americans are half retard perverts who are basically drooling on themselves and not because they are horny but because their brains don’t actually work on their own….but this watching and producing of cheesy choreographed dance to the point where the app that it is built on is a security threat to America…is fuckign weird.

I have spent time in stripclubs, I get the appeal of naked girls dancing at least when I am drunk, but to scroll through a bunch of girls being lame as shit dancing like a music video dance, is just embarrassing, no matter how hot or half naked they are….which is why I don’t waste time on TikTok, but a lot of people clearly do….like Jordyn Jones, the Michigan pig who isn’t at that Walmart shopper diabetic body in the motorized cart body yet, but I’m sure when the dance stops she’ll grow into her true predisposed self….

She’s known as a dancer, so I guess she’s gotta dance to keep up that reputation, but people watching this mindless shit is just fucking weird to me…

Also weird, that all these Black Lives Matter people who listen to songs riddled with the N word, have ALL definitely dropped the N-Word while singing the songs amongst themselves, because they don’t actually mean what they say about racism and think some White Owned black music is Black Culture…because they are dumb fucks who dance on the internet or watch dance on the internet because why bother using the brain for good like learning, expanding your mind, etc…..why bother with that shit.

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2020

07

Aug

Halsey See Through of the Day

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Halsey saving the environment with plastic bags and her plastic tits…

So next time she posts some environmental bullshit post that she’s either paid to post or as part of her deal with the Illuminati that allowed her and her bullshit to exist…REMEMBER THIS MOMENT…

This bitch isn’t into biodegradable….or banning single use plastic…fuck her tits when she dies will be seeping plastic into the ground for the next 1000 years….which funny enough will be her biggest legacy…assuming people will realize she makes shit music for a clickbait A.D.D. meme generation of retards with no taste…viral hits…like her pussy hole.

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2020

07

Aug

Genius on the Scooter and Other Videos of the Day

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Man Drinking Camel Pee

No Masker

Walmart is silly

Accident at the Gap Pump

Some New Future Americans at the Border in South Texas

Quarantine Friends Bringing Alcohol Your Way

Granny Driver!

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2020

07

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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When you turn your phone off, the world of politics, MeToo, BlackLivesMatter, Pandemics, all of a sudden turn the fuck off….because at our core…we are selfish assholes who don’t give a fuck about each other and only give a fuck about our immediate…and when the immediate isn’t things that trigger us, or make us mad, because we are alone in our apartments staring at the wall and not at screens…the world all of a sudden because much nicer place to be….it’s like that expression of cutting off your toxic mooch friends because they just bring you down….only it’s cutting off your toxic social media use and the news because all that shit is nonsense to upset bored people and trying to rook you in to either change your beliefs, make you feel bad about your beliefs, all for PROFIT…

Remember Social Media companies, google and the media are all sitting at the top looking down at all you peasants as they literally make 1 billion dollars every 2-3 days.

Apple made 260 billion dollars in 2019, that’s a billion dollars every day and a half.

Google made 162 Billion dollars in 2019, that’s almost 1 billion dollars every 2 and a half days,

Facebook made 70 Billion dollars in 2019, that’s a billion dollars ever 5 days

Disney made 70 billion dollars in 2019, that’s a billion dollars every 5 days.

NBC 33 Billion in 2019, that’s a billion dollars every 11 days.

You get what I am saying, stop making other motherfuckers rich and grow your own vegetables

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Wanda Icardi is Enjoying Summer at Home in Her Thong
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Delivery Driver Left Car
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Katharine McPhee Foster on a Hike
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Wild Tigers Fighting
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Paralyzed Call of Duty Player Killing it in a Really Impressive Way
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Britt Robertson, Phoebe Tonkin and Shelley Hennig in a Hot Censored Shoot!
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Bar Refaeli’s Midnight Swim
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Oakland A’s Bench Coach Caught Doing a Nazi Salute After Win Over the Rangers
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Cameron Diaz and her Wine Company
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Jon Gruden Had the Raiders Believe That He Was in the Hospital With COVID-19
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Huge Snake Swallows Another Snake
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Hot Cam Shows
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2020

06

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Stop following fucking internet trends…it’s silly…and making these influencers more and more money…so much money that all the celebs are trying to become influencers with their youtubes and instagrams….

THROW OUT YOUR PHONE….it is tracking you and ruining your life…

I was late to the cellphone game, I liked being unreachable, but I know that the idea of of a phone is insane to me, it’s like you want to do “work” type shit, 24 hours a day…when you should be out there having fun….what is wrong with ya’ll

The world sucks on the screen….so get out there and make the world suck for you….instead of you sucking for it or some shit.

Also, always remember those Only Fan girls people pay for are 99% having their accounts run by dudes, because bitches are too lazy for that sexting shit….so keep that in mind with each goodmorning they send you as they ROB you of your money every month

DON’T BE A SUCKER….just find other ways to have good times..we’re all gonna die, so make it count.

Danica Patrick Put on a Bikini and Hit the Lake Following Her Split From Aaron Rodgers
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Pregnant Lady Crashes Ex Boyfriend’s Wedding
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Emily Ratajkowski Feeling Blue Bikini!
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Rita Ora Contradicts Herself in a Gold Bikini!
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Sean Penn Married Vincent D’Onofrio’s Daughter
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WWE Star Kelly Kelly Shows Off Her Sexy Figure in a Very Skimpy Bikini
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Ashley Benson’s Behind the Scenes Nude!
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Vanessa Hudgens Nails the Beach Vibes!
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Bikini Model Elle Johnson Celebrated the Release of the Big 10 Schedule in a Tiny Michigan Thong
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Cardi B & Meg Thee Stallion Booty Vinyl!
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Jojo Getting Down in the Kitchen in PVC Pants
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Shark Bites Guy on Head
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Jen Garner May Be Dating Brad Cooper
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Hilary Duff in a Tight Shirt
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Charlotte Crosby Topless on a Boat!
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Aly Michalka Dark Nipple in a See Through White Dress
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Shockwave Gets Bride in Beirut
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Fitness Model Callie Bundy is Still Throwing Footballs Around
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Dove Cameron Does Her Best Patrick Bateman!
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Nick Kroll Buys Expensive House
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Olivia Culpo Looks like a Bobble Head – Her Body Much Smaller than her Head…
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Alycia Debnam-Carey Nipple Pokies in Nature!
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Selena Gomez Getting Paid to do an HBO Cooking Show…
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Jay Cutler Deleted His Instagram After Kristin Cavallari Posts a Picture With Her Ex
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Barbara Palvin The Flower Girl in Lingerie!
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Ariana Grande’s 5000 Dollar a Night bikini Selfie
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TikTok Twins Arrested for Being Dump
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Zendaya Dramatic in a Photoshoot
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Man Makes a Piano Out of Sausages
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Gilbert Arenas Says NBA Players Are Having a Hard Time Without Sex in the Disney Bubble
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Meredith Mickelson’s Hot Shoot!
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Lili Reinhart Hot in a Photoshoot
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I wonder what This Guy’s Workout Is…
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The Woman who Makes 100k a Month Acting Like a Dog
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Wanda Icardi is Enjoying Summer at Home in Her Thong
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Bella Hadid Gives the Police the Finger
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Huge Crash at the Bike Race
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Kylie Jenner Airbrushed to Oblivion
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Tanaye White for Sports Illustrated BOOTY
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Gutter Hipster Model in Slutty Big Titty Shoot
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Emma Watson – Bikini on vacation
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Angelina Jolie Seen out in Los Feliz
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Madison Beer Legs…in a Slutty Dress….
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Lucy Hale in Leggings…
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Olivia Munn in Leggings…
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Ashley Greene Carrying Her Box…
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Kendall Jenner in a Skirt…
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Sylvie Meis in a Bikini on the beach
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Kimberley Garner in a Bikini
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From stepSMUT!!

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Katie Darling Flashes in Nature
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Naked Girl and her Tree
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Some Hard Fuckign Nips
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Amateur in her First Video
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Call it Magic
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Vintage Porn is the Best – Aunt Opal and the Peanut Butter Sandwich…
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Kate Moss Nude Gallery
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Amateur Scissoring
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6 Drinks into the Night
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HOT REDDIT AMATEUR TITS
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Things That Make You Go Hmmmm
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Big Fucking Woman…
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Weird Pinocchio Tattoo
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2020

06

Aug

Rita Ora’s Bikini Action of the Day

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Rita Ora is on Vacation because she’s very concerned about COVID, it’s serious guys, but let me just dip to the Mediterranean to get my Summer Holiday in, because as you know August in Europe is Holiday month for all…because as you know COVID is more media hype than anything…because as you know…no one you know has it and anyone you know who did have it just had a sore throat for a day or two….and anyone who cries that they had it oftentimes use it as an excuse and never actually tested positive for it, they just like to act like they did…you know to be part of something like Lena Dunham….because when you see the protests, the fights, all the people shopping, at restaurants, at parties…at family gatherings, all not in masks…you have to sort of wonder how legit this thing really is…I mean just because they news tells you it is…

Not that I am an anti-covid person, I like any excuse to never leave the house, to cover my face, to avoid any and all humans that get too close or try to hang out….it’s a GREAT excuse….I just think Rita Ora, who’s out on vacation is an Anti Covid person, pretending to be a Covid person, because celebs are paid to lie to you….

Point being, she’s got big tits, tits we’ve seen exposed on this trip, because Europe, and this is some bikini selfie for attnetion that I’m into giving her attention for because she’s such a low level celeb, like one who never made it, but still kinda made it, that I feel good about promoting her irrelevance…rather than trying to take down her relevance..and the tits, even if old and softer / saggier are still substantial and that’s what matters at least in terms of her career.

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