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2020

24

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s fun to see all you people who have always been sucking at life complaining about how much more life sucks because of COVID…even though it always sucked….you’re just forgetting that it sucked because it may suck more now…or you’re just always more miserable than you were the last day…just an accumulation of miserable….get a fucking grip, life is hilarious, people are hilarious, you can eat, jerk off, sleep, watch movies, smoke weed, get drunk…like what the fuck are you complaining about…even if you have a disability or chronic pain or some shit…it’s better than death…so stop being such babies…and realize that social media is killing you….

While you are all angry with each other on Social Media, which is hilarious, because most of the people you’re angry with, you’ve never even met….and never will meet…they are strangers…words on a screen….you’re fighting with your damn self…like sexting…it’s not sext…you’re talking to your damn phone bro….or mad at people more successful at social media, have more followers, are better at the internet, making money, living a seemingly better life than you because they have a pool…or go on nice trips that you really don’t need to know about or care about because remember that social media is doing that to you….

Then you have access to google and lots of time on your loser hands, so you can research all that is wrong with you, hop on some victim shit, tell us about your trauma…we all have fucking trauma…shit happens, it’s fucking life, it’s part of living, keep it to your damn self, no one cares, it’s a little too intense, serious and bullshit for us to bother with and it gets in the way of fucking fun…because social media made you see other whiners get positive responses to their whining and you want that attention too…

What I am saying on this Fappy friday, that’s what a cam girl I just tipped calls Friday, it’s ok to suck at life, it’s not ok to suck as a person by participating in all this bullshit going on, from fighting with strangers to crying for strangers…find fun, laugh at people, turn off the social media…delete that shit….jerk off to PORN VHS tapes, not some bitch’s photoshopped bikini selfies…figure out what living is about..being laid the fuck back and not giving a shit about any of that shit that they say they don’t give a shit about obviously do because they posted they do..apathy man…amamzing….and I think you’ll find the best place to start is in the stepLINKS…so click em while I get the fuck out of here to get black out drunk, stare at the wall, maybe eat some potato chips, and stare at cam girl pussy….later losers. Sucks to fucking Suck.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Sydney Sweeney and Tank Go Live!
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Amazing Quarantine Cutie!
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Golf Network’s Alexandra O’Laughlin Slips Into a Bikini to Take Care of Her Ankle Tan
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Sports Bike Does Not Stand A Chance Again Tesla Model S!
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Demi Rose in a Mesh Top!
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Kendall Jenner Pokies in a Sweater
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Jordyn Jones Booty on her Tesla
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Barbara Palvin Gets Hosed Down!
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Sommer Ray Gives Us An Upskirt!
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Instagram Model Claims Her Giant Fake Boobs Kept a Well-Known Soccer Player From Going Public With Their Relationship
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The Extremely Fast Moving Lava Of Kilauea’s Fissure 8 Eruption!
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Carmen And Lupita, The Conjoined Twins!
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Amanda Cerny’s Hot Florida Shoot
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Georgia Fowler has a Towel Head!
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Odell Beckham Jr’s Girlfriend Rocks a Skimpy Bikini That is Struggling Mightily to Keep Her Covered Up
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Absolutely Stunning Cover Of Micheal Jackson’s “Human Nature” On Acoustic!
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A Clip Of Two Guys Fighting In Toronto Turned Into A Lightsaber Battle!
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These Are The Most Viewed Wikipedia Articles From January-July 2020!
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Jessie J Says Goodbye to her Fopa!
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Hooters Calendar Girls Helped Celebrate Opening Day
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A Hacker Explains A Concept With Five Levels Of Complexity!
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Chinese Ambassador Denies Torture And Abuse Of Uighur Muslims
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Alessandra Ambrosio Topless Bike Ride!
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World Series Flasher Julia Rose Celebrates Opening Day by Flashing Gerrit Cole
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Cat Scared About Going To The Vet Says “We’re Going?”!
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Korea VS USA in terms of Masks
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Zoey Deutch is Wild!
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Caroline Lowe in Lingerie!
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Barstool Sports Dave Interviewing Trump and Not Everyone is Happy
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Some Cool Classic Cars
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Bus Catches On Fire In China, Passengers Jump Out In Terror!
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Footage of 1890s Paris – Remastered!
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Eugenie Bouchard Horseback Riding!
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The Pandemic Did Not Fix Angel Hernandez’s Eyesight
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Top 5 New York Celebs in Nude Sccenes
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Sonny is a HOT TOPLESS model…
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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The Dab Rig You Stoners Need
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Maya Hawke Swimsuit
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Ana De Armas in an Oversized Dress…
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Olivia Wilde Horseback Riding
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No One Cares About Maria Pedraza in a White Bikini on a Boat
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Compilation ALl Your Swimsuit Needs Fullfilled You Fuck
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Dove Cameron’s Photoshoot
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No One Cares About Ambrosio’s Bikini Shoot
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Charlotte McKinney Bikini Top
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No One Cares Abotu Nicole Williams in a Bikini
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Olivia Palermo Dog Walker
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Rat Cow is So Ugly
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Kate Moss Boarding Private Jet
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Shanina Shaik at the beach…
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Brooke Burke in a Swimsuit of the Day
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From stepSMUT!!

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Creamsicle Time!
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Dildo Rider
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Bella Thornes Slutty Half Sister is an Only Fans Girl and Here’s her Nasty Masturbation Video / Dick in Mouth Preview
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Reddit Amateur
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Rachel Fenton’s Leaked Masturbation Video
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17 People Having a Shitty Day
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Suction Dildo Rider Putting her Textbook to Good Use
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Titty Envy!
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Meanwhile on Omegle
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Abigail Mac -Dyking
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Girls of Reddit
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Twerking Girl Squirt
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Just Some Big Tits Hanging Around
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Creamsicle Time!
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Life of the Party
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California VS Florida
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Lesbo Pussy Play
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Amateur Girl Doing Good
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So Much Titty Jiggle!
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Blue Hair and Titties
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Pre-COVID Event Weirdness!
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Lis Vega in a Tiny Bikini
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12 People who were Asking for It
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In Case You Missed It – 10 Acts that Make You a Whore
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2020

24

Jul

Brooklyn Decker’s Period Diaper of the Day

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New Fetish Alert…

I didn’t care for Brooklyn Decker when she was the original Kate Upton. The big titty, sloppy titty model who ended up in an Adam Sandler movie, thanks to those big tits, but more importantly ended up with a pro athlete as they travel in the same circles and Sports Illustrated is clearly a fucking brothel for the athletes, they do the interviews and feed the exclusives in exchange for pussy…obviously….

Well, the Kate Upton before Kate Upton, sack of shit turned mom with Pete Sampress or Andre Agassi or John McEnroe or some other tennis player….decided to really kill her sex appeal…unless you’re into this fetish…by posting herself in a fucking DEPENDS…

The caption:

If you don’t want to talk about periods keep scrolling. I don’t know why I’m putting this out there publicly but wtf happens post-children that makes… well… let’s just say I am now in the depends-wearing stage of my period.

I guess settling down and breeding means trading bikinis for adult diapers…fucking SEXY…get the fuck out of here.

This is her face….to remind you what you already know…Brooklyn Decker is over..because bitches age like bread or yogurt or whatever the fucking expression is…they rot motherfuckers…and expire.

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2020

24

Jul

Bara Podzimkova’s Czech Model in a Photoshoot of the Day

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I don’t know who Bara Podzimkova is, but apparently she’s a model from the Czech Republic and this is her high fashion, high concept photoshoot from who the fuck knows when.

I checked out her INSTAGRAM and couldn’t find this specific shoot, but I also barely looked, I just saw she had over 50k followers so I guess that makes her legit.

The only interesting thing to me was discovering that not all Czech girls have chosen a life of porn, or sex work, or cam girl-ing, or other things in the SEX trade …because I’ve just been polluted by porn, seeing so many hot Czech girls in various states of getting fuck, that I just assumed it was part of Czech culture, what Czech girls do…because the internet money is just too good.

I guess some Czech girls skip the sex work part and do their sex work a different level, through being a legit top model, sold to the rich and luxurious….who cares, she looks good.

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2020

24

Jul

Some Naked Painters in an Artistic Shoot of the Day

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I haven’t posted a random hipster shoot in a while, I sort of lost interest in nobodies who think they are somebodies creating nude content that they pretend is art, when clearly it’s for attention…not to mention random hipsters aren’t even hipsters anymore because everyone has the same style…it’s mainstream and mainstream fucking bores me…even when it involves girls fighting for eyeballs and views through nudity. I prefer the straight to the point only fan girls self promoting on social media with straight up selfie nudes, hence my Nurses Gone Wild, Titty Drop, On/Off and other weirdness I’ve been compiling, it’s like straight to the point without the pretension….plus they all email me bitching about how I’ve posted their pics without permission because they don’t understand how the internet works, and it just gets annoying, hopefully this crew appreciates the DrunkenStepfather stamp of approval and endorsement for the 1 person who visits this site as I have zero fucking influence…despite posting nude pics all day.

However, here are two models MADDIE NEVILLE and CHELSEA HOOKER (convenient name) shot by photographer HAMISH WILSON …they seem to be Australian, therefore cool by default….

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2020

24

Jul

TODAY IN ON / OFF of the Day

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I feel like I just did an On/Off post the other day, but there are so many girls posting these on/offs that I have enough to post them daily and I should, because I find them far more interesting that any bootleg / legit celebrity being a celebrity and trying to get an audience or engage with an audience they don’t actually give a fuck about by using shitty fucking “racy” social media posts that are at this point boring as shit….show your butthole or get the fuck out of here celebrity…we’ve got real women showing you whether they look better or worse without clothing on…doing that comparison for us…and I’m about that….it’s more real, down to earth and not contrived like all these other fuckers…

Clearly girls are into this therefore so am I…

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2020

24

Jul

Maya Hawke in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Maya Hawke is skinny enough and rich enough and relevant enough because of who her parents are, which really has nothing to do with her, and more to do with Ethan Hawke being some fucking pervert who was into tranny looking women like UMA THURMAN, who at the time of his creampie that dripped down her leg and soaked her panties, while inseminating her egg, a solid way to prove that her reproductive organs didn’t match her manly hands, and I know I’m probably not being fully fair to UMA THURMAN who is more than just man hands, it’s just that whenever I see her in anything, I only see man hands…

So whether Maya was skinny or not, she’d still be relevant since that is how celebrity works, and it must be fun knowing that you’ll always just be in your parents shadow, seen as someone who only gets work because of nepotism because she’s too damn lazy to try to do things that would give her some sort of legacy of her own, because she’s obviously the kind of celebrity kid who thinks she’s important enough just for being a celebrity kid, so she’s got the confidence to get out there despite her not so hot face….but she’s got tits so faces are irrelevant and a matter of opinion because what I find ugly, you may find hot as fuck and that’s reasonable…there are white trash broke ass losers who think going to VEGAS for the week is the end all, be all of life…like it can’t get any better, while this broke ass loser thinks VEGAS is trash…so you get what I am saying here…we are all different and Maya Hawkes face isn’t an exception because that shit is different as fuck.

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2020

24

Jul

Nurses Gone Wild of the Day

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“I am a nurse, I am a hero” narrative has to end, stop hyping yourself up, you’re a nurse because it’s your damn job…

I am so tired of the media making a big deal out of these people, in what I assume is to help them stay motivated or give them the confidence to do nude pics on the internet while being heroes, since heroes can do no wrong, and heroes can’t get fired for being pornographers in the breakroom….

If you go to school to be something, you should try to be the best at it everyday, if that thing you went to school for was being a nurse, then you’re just doing your damn job…it’s not God Complex here….and the same goes for Doctors, who also think they are god, because they are trained to save lives, it’s like you get paid to do that, doesn’t make you god motherfucker….

You’re all fucking egotistical assholes who don’t realize you don’t matter, if you aren’t there doing it, someone else will, it’s not like you’re the only one with this skillset, proving you ain’t shit but a trained monkey.

ANYWAY…I do like when egos end up posting nudes for the release or the feedback, just doing their part to make the world better, even though I don’t really understand why so many nurses are nude on the internet…hundreds of nurses posting nurse nudes daily…it’s weird, but it’s naked which overpowers the weird…

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2020

24

Jul

Olivia Munn Hard Nipples of the Day

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Olivia Munn is a mooch bitch. I respect her hustle, because she moved to LA with very little hope of being a celebrity, yet she managed to get work for G4TV, a start up TV channel for nerds that was probably a bit ahead of their time because the masses weren’t on the internet at the time and the nerds who were on the internet gaming and doing all that other shit didn’t need to watch some dumb show about the internet…a show this aspiring actress was cast to host….and luckily for her because nerds are fucking loyal and more importantly, they fetishize any woman who speaks their nerd language, even if they know she’s a fake just reading a script, because they want it so bad, they dream about it, they pray for it to exist and that overpowers any level of rational truth…

So Olivia Munn, presented as a unicorn into nerd shit to these nerds, decides to jump into acting, gets cast in one nerd movie only for the producers to be like “This bitch sucks”….and the fans to realize “this bitch sucks”….forcing her to scramble anyway she could to get some hype now that she was no longer on TV…so she tried releasing a publicity stunt or fake story about being in the latest X-Men, even flying to Canada to appear to be on set, by hiring the trainer they used in the movies, something the fans would know…..but even worse…calling out producers like Brett Ratner for the #MeToo thing…basically getting him low key cancelled, since he’s still out there, all because she’s a cunt…a cunt with tits….that she’s using for attention right here….

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2020

24

Jul

Bella Thorne Showing Off Her Stripper Outfits of the Day

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It is no secret that all these younger people don’t know how to deal with all the sex that they have access to and that they have grown up with, you know internet porn is real and having the ability to watch it all day everyday is damaging enough to distort your perspective on sex and sexuality, especially if you are the kind of person to get off to it, or to think that it’s actually hot and not just gutter bitches being paid to take big cock in their ass….

My theory is that the younger people, all raised on inclusivity, and being “Woke” can’t differentiate that being a whore or a porn chick isn’t a “cool” or “edgy” or “brave” thing…it’s bottom feeding because they want easy money….so they think porn chicks are cooler or more stable than they are….even though they all seem to think unstable is more interesting because they are all empty and need some bullshit clinical diagnosis to justify all that is wrong with them while they medicate with whatever legal anti depressants they can…

So when you see girls like Bella Thorne, who has directed a porn to break from Disney and speak to her audience of perverts, dressed in stripper gear as if it’s trending or in style because it is, it reminds me of how fucking perverted all these exhibitionists are and that everyone in the world will have a sex tape….just not Bella Thorne today…but if you google her sister you’ll see her sex tape thanks to Only Fans Dreams..

I’m all for seeing everyone fuck, I just don’t like when some are treated as celebs and others as gutter porn chicks…because if anything this is just another celebrity trying to mooch off other people to elevate themselves….because celebrities have no fucking souls, personality or opinion beyond “GET ME MORE FAMOUS AND RICH”…garbage.

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2020

24

Jul

Lottie Moss Bikini of the Day

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Lottie Moss is not Kate Moss’ daughter, but probably wishes she was. I have a feeling that Lottie Moss doesn’t even have the same last name as Kate Moss, but uses it as a “NOM DU PLUME” or stagename because it’s familiar and she can ride off that, but even if she does have the same name and her story of being Kate Moss’ half sister because they have the same dad, thus the last name, she has zero physically in common with the iconic model.

Now, I’m old school and I like real women…I also hate fat chicks so I like skinny women…which is why I’ve always liked models, or traditional models because they had to be tall and thin, some bust, some fit, some just skin and bones, but never fat….

So when I see some doughy, face injected, possibly fat from stomach injected in ass and tits, because that is considered “Day Spa” treatments in this era of all these people are fake as shit, I see the waist to hip ratio, I see the body, but I just can’t see past the desparation to be followed, liked, jerked off to, etc.

It’s all so much trashier than when Kate Moss was an It-Girl just doing coke at fashion parties and getting paid, and I typically like trashy, but not when it isn’t treated like trash, but instead as some “influencer”…

So basically, this is Kate Moss’s sex doll looking pornstar looking bottom feeding half sister I doubt she’s ever met and if she has, where are the pics!

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