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2020

27

Jul

Lily James Nude Sex of the Day

Lily James Nude

Lily James who is actually named Lily Chloe Ninette Thomson is some 31 year old British Actress who is getting fake fucked in a movie because movies are make-belief and rarely do they bring us anything authentic, and that is too bad, since we’ve established ourselves as a perverted species filled with sex obsession and exhibitionism, but I guess to these actors and actresses, their fear is to end up in porn, so they keep the sex simulated. Lame.

As a pervert spectator who at one time 25 years ago thought about making mainstream movies with real sex in it, because I’ve always wanted real sex in movies, the fact that Hollywood’s barely even scratched the surface of bringing real sex to the screen for fear of being seen as porn, always offended me….undermined me…like you want me to believe this story and these two cunts don’t fuck, get out of here.

Sure, there are a handful of movies that said “if you’re acting the fucking part, and in fucking character, you two fucking losers better fucking really fuck on camera like you are in the hotel room every night while filming”…..but they pretended to be arthouse, or high brow, when we should be getting real fucked….it’s almost offensive that they don’t…especially for the amount they get paid to do what uselessness they do as “actors”.

Anyway, here’s Lily James bringing it, faking it, possibly getting it like she should be, who fucking knows or really cares.


Lily James Nude

Lily James Nude

Lily James Nude

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2020

27

Jul

Jojo Snake Print Lingerie of the Day

Jojo Lingerie

JoJo has taken a great new direction with her career that most people forgot she ever had because new jailbait sold to the industry turned 18 and replaced her tom boy ass, becaue my memory of her was that of a tom boy that got far too much praise from the desperate loser nerds.

That new direction is get as slutty as possible because it converts because being a half naked on the internet is what the internet is about and for an attention whore trying to relive the glory days of when celebrity mattered, it’s the best route to take, especially when you got the tits like Jojo….

If anything the fact that she’s Jojo, is just a bonus marketing hook, the same way having a celebrity parent is, for the nudie shit they post on social media, you know to give it more reach….but I can assure you that no one is sitting here waiting for Jojo to drop a new song, they’re here waiting for her to drop her damn top again…she flashed us on an IG live, it was obviously intentional, I’d link it but that takes work….

So when she realized that it was time to use her big tits to get likes and follows, pretty pretty basic tactics, but one that doesn’t come so quickly to people who think they are legit and who were taught that was slutty and low level tactics, she got better.

Even Rihanna, who may have grown up watching her on the oil drum TV she had in her shanty, only to give back to the girl and make a lingerie model out of here….because that’s what Jojo is up to here….promoting Rihanna’s lingerie brand…while promoting her big tits….and from this thirsty angle…she’s looking good.


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2020

27

Jul

January Jones Ruined 2020 of the Day

January Jones Bath

So as I expected, January Jones, the heathen single mother who tried to trap Jason Sudeikis or whatever the fuck that lame comedic actor’s name is, with their baby I doubt he’s met but I am sure has probably paid for, because who needs to meet the kids you pay for when they come with a psychotic bottom feeder who managed to get herself on TV where she got to show the world she had decent sized tits, which is all it really took to keep her around, now on social media more than ever, because the boomer is learning that the internet is based on titties and tits get hits, so she’s been active on the bathing suits and bikinis and the proof that she cast a spell on all of us with her MANIFEST bath, some vision board shit, that probably got her pregnant in the first place, I mean that and hiding the cum in her mouth before she could lay down with her legs up around her head to spit it into her gaping post fucked cunt…..you know mom trapping…or would it be dad trapping…because you know there were no condoms involved in their celebrity sex.

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2020

27

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Got Them Tits On of the Day

Ireland Baldwin Got Them Tits On

I can’t access Ireland Baldwin’s social media because she blocked me years ago, I know what a jerk, but I guess she wasn’t into me ripping into her like the cyberbully I am, because she didn’t ask for it, she was just living her rich kid life, minding her own business while trying to get famous on social media through beach and bikini pics that slowly got darker and darker as she fell the fuck off…..went to rehab…got prison tattoos and I guess filled out her 6 foot tall frame that I still argue could be the model she always wanted to be, since she’s got the height, if she just lost 100 pounds, but instead she lost out to her cousin who is substantially hotter, married to Bieber and friends with the shittiest fucking humans out there….the Jenners and Hadids, not that these people can have valid friendships or relationships, but they can pretend as they use each other for various opportunities as all these phoney fucks do.

Anyway, when she crops herself at her belly button and runs a filter on her face injected face, you don’t realize how barrel bodied this dude is….and you can focus on the big tits…the way her dad Alec wants you to….becaue it’s from the belly button down that you realize she’s got no shape and is just a fucking school bus of a girl coming through….or at least posting titty selfies for attention…as all women do, not just the rich ones with celebrity parents that regret having her so hard they started a new family and keep pumping out new kids to average things out a little better…

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2020

27

Jul

Halle Berry Skater Granny of the Day

Halle Berry Skater Girl Granny

Halle Berry is the Drake of acting, which is basically saying that she was lucky enough to have a black father that she may or may not have ever met, or that definitely didn’t have much involvement in her life, but that gave her the backstory to claim being black as she lived the upper middle class life in a white community.

That’s not to say that she’s not black, who am I to decide what a person identifies as, plus when she was in highschool in the 60s, she probably got teased a lot, you know people are racist, at least until her awesome tits grew out….because any dude not getting with that when they had a chance is definitely kicking themselves now, assuming they haven’t died of old age yet.

It is to say that they both had moms who liked black cock, who raised the black kids without the dad and put them into song and dance lessons at a young age so that when they were ready, they could emulate black people as best as they could in movies, or in rap music, even dropping the N-Bomb, because it’s their right as kids with black dads.

Well, it worked out well for both of them because Hollywood and Music needed black people to fill a role and since Hollywood is run by a bunch of racist nerdy dudes who are there for the pussy, the more white and accessible the starlet for the blackpart is, the better it is for them because their racist management styles can manage them without too much cultural differences…so if anything Halle Berry’s whole career is based on racism, where she took the part of actual black girls raised in actual black homes where they struggled with actual black issues…beyond just being teased in their white schools…

But none of that takes away how hot she is, even now, all these years later as she skateboards in a bikini bottom.


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Halle Berry Skater Girl Granny

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2020

27

Jul

Cayley King Bikini of the Day

Cayley King Bikini

Despite popular belief, Cayley King is not Martin Luther King’s granddaughter, but I wouldn’t be surprised if her instagram has Black Lives Matter white people appropriating the black plight and trying to make it their own because they like Hip Hop music put out by white owned record labels.

I guess popular belief isn’t that Cayley King is Martin Luther King’s granddaughter, because she’s only got 64k followers and those could very well be Russian Bot followers and her comments on her posts from some India based comment farm call center…

She is however some groupie who managed to fuck Cindy Crawford’s son for a period of time, which is probably a big deal for some sugar baby in LA trying to do that aspiring model thing…but if she was a thirsty as she seems, she should have more followers….

I guess she’s alright as she’s farting in her friend’s face with her pretty sloppy for a model body, but I guess you don’t need fitness to model anymore, they got photoshop for that.

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2020

27

Jul

Caroline Corinth Skinny Dip of the Day

Caroline Corinth Skinny Dipping

Caroline Corinth is showing off her literal wet pussy….even though you can’t see her pussy…it’s wet.

She’s a Danish model, which much like my wife’s favorite pastry, also the Danish, she looks like a delicious snack, at least her ass does…because she’s showing it to all her fans on social media like some kind of pervert exhibitionist who she obviously is, because she chose a life of modelling. She decided “I am so hot, I am so sexy, I am so good at being in pictures, I’m going to go up against other hot bitches and pursue this…

Here she is in what I guess is a skinny dip, which as far as I’m concerned is the only kind of swimming you should do, you know that freedom of not being constrained by conventional swimswear, just genitals floating…..especially if you’re a hot model because if I was skinny dipping it’d look a lot like an adult version of Nirvana’s Nevermind, only with a smaller baby dick.

I guess what I am saying is all the ladies out there need to find this kind of empowerment so that they bring that shit to the local splash pads everywhere, because we’re all fucking perverts here to stare at wet pussy…exposing itself.

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2020

27

Jul

Camila Mendes And Her Twin of the Day

Camila Mendes Twin

Camila Mendes is posing with her dog, or a dog, I don’t know what kind of dog this bitch has because I don’t believe in her and I won’t accept that she exists, especially not as BETTY from the Archie Comics, who gave all of us Archie comic book readers dreams of fucking or at least being friends with the hot rich bitch with the pool.

But in the times of inclusivity and making sure all people are represented in stories, even if all people in real life aren’t represented in all stories, on some “let’s all be Canadians” because Canada has been doing this since the 80s….they decided to cast Veronica as a Mendes and you know what, good on them, I don’t give a fuck if the rich girl is some Mexican who’s dad is running drugs in their version of Riverdale, racist, casting the Mexican as the fucking criminal, hilarious…..I’m surprised their black Character, who is from Canada wasn’t cast as the crack dealer, you know cuz of inclusivity….idiots….but yeah, I don’t care that the rich girl is a Mexican or LATINX, I just care that the Mexican or LATINX they chose is a neckless midget with an underbite, it’s just too much of a stretch.

That said, this is her with a dog that could be her dog, because as you know dogs look like their owners, and since she’s got an underbite, she’d probably be inclined to think a dog with an underbite is cute and as a pug owner, I agree with her, which is why I hate comparing humans to dogs, because dogs are cute and humans are dog shit.

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2020

27

Jul

Angry GF Shit on Boyfriend’s Car and Other Videos of the Day

Drama Queen

Mosh Pit in Greece

Digger Loses Control…

Woman Kicked Off Plane for Not Wearing a Mask

Shooting During a Live in Brazil

Bear Breaks into House

Cute Biker Dogs…

Weird Drunk Woman

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2020

27

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I had grandiose plans of traveling to far off destinations this weekend, well not that far off, and not that grandiose but basically a journey an hour out of the city where all the full service strip clubs are.

We don’t call them brothels, you just fuck these bitches, who are often times pretty hot in the lap dance booth. Some even have the vacuum tubes you’d see in supermarkets in the 60s at each cash to send the money to the office, only they use it for condoms.

The plan was to see if the full service stripclubs went glory hole for COVID, you know to keep your 50 dollar blowjobs at a safe social distance….

Then I realized it isn’t the 90s and leaving the basement I call home to get a 50 dollar blowjob with a condom through a Plexiglas wall or really doing anything beyond sitting as the world around us collapses and everyone goes fucking nuts is a waste of time…doing things, socializing, is such an archaic concept when you have this internet thing you can fully immerse yourself into, if so inclined you can just jerk off to all the girls uploading their sex to the internet because that’s what the selfie has evolved into…or get wasted and stare at the wall..or watch all kinds of TV, more TV than ever…until you fully just fucking rot away into some angry, fat, pasty, fuck….because they want us to be a bunch of socially awkward scared of the world live in our mom’s basement even if our mom is dead – neckbeards…it’s all part of the apocalypse plan.

Luckily, girls still look good naked…even if they are photoshopping themselves.

Here are some morning links!

50 Cent Cells an Instagram Slut a Retard – But She’s Just Doing Drool On herself Aheago
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Nascar Driver Reveals Relationship with Hooters Model
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Bella Thorne Learns Italian
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Edita Vilkeviciute Cottage Vibe See Through!
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Harnessing Electricity from the Atmosphere!
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The loophole in the NBA Bubble – Hot Massage THERAPISTS.
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Smoke from a Tire Fire
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Powerful Showerhead Levitates…Imagine the Masturbation Potential Ladies!
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Just a Woman Threatens to Shoot a Dude
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HOT GIRLS ON CAM BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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