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2020

17

Jul

Hilary Duff Tongue of the Day

Hilary Duff Tongue Bikini

I know that there are many rumors about Hilary Duff being a fucking pervert weirdo who was first discovered at some Dan Schneider pool party for predators looking for fresh meat to throw into the industry if they or their parents were eager enough….I don’t know the validity to those claims but any teen star is likely fucking the pervert producer because the men of hollywood are predators or at least losers who without hollywood couldn’t get laid…but are now getting laid…it breeds shit like Weinstein…

I do not know why Hilary Duff is doing an ahegao face….tongue out and drooling on her tits for the nerds to jerk off to, imagining dropping load on that tongue to mix with the drool dripping onto her tits….ahegao is fucking weird….and so is hilary duff looking wide bodied in her bikini top.

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2020

17

Jul

Sofia Richie In a Bikini of the Day


Sofia Richie, who has access to her Lionel Richie Trust fund and who will be one of the recipients of his inheritance assuming he will one day die, meaning she doesn’t need to work, or go to school or really do anything but be a rich and entitled, spoiled pile of shit….and what better way to do that than to be cast at the Girlfriend in the Kardashian show, since it’s a win/win for everyone. She was trending on instagram before they cast her and like the soul sucking leeches they are, they attached their Kardashian barbed fangs into her and in exchange for her soul, which as a rich LA kid she barely had one and now she is forever one of their pawns…

They use her storyline to of breaking up and getting back with Scott Disick and I guess it’s good PR, get her as famous as they can, get all that publicity because that is ALL any of these young people want to be..famous for existing. Thanks Kardashians for that legacy of useless cunts…and their attention seeking bikini pics.

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2020

17

Jul

On/Off of the Day

One of the most glorious events when getting with a woman, not that you’d know, is when she strips down for the first time to let you know whether her padded bra has been lying to you, or if her padded bra has been hiding her epic tits….same goes for her ass and really everything else about her because the stripping down is the fastest way to the truth, or in this era the “near” truth because they all have fakes asses, tits, stomachs, etc….

Either way, the on/off is the big reveal…and for someone like me who like seeing every girl naked, it’s good…

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2020

17

Jul

Montana Cencarik is a Hot Desert Hitchhiker of the Day

Montana Cencarik straight from the mean streets of Vegas is Miss Nevada Teen USA 2020, which I assume means she’s over 18, but barely. She’s at UNLV, so definitely over 18, thank god….

This is a shoot featuring her exploring the Desert not Dessert, even if she looks like a snack… where they captured these good times with her photographer friend.

I love the desert shoots, because I love the desert, it looks like SPACE…but it features this babe simulating hitchhiking and cooling off for all your hitchhiker fantasies you fucking predator…You know some “save the day” and “I’ll take you wherever you are going girl kind of thing…you fucking predator.

This girl is hot, only has 6000 followers so pay attention to her and her hot body…there’s so much useless trash influencers out there, at least get a hot one seen…just doing my part until the photographer comes begging me to take down the pics because no one like being associated with a site called DrunkenStepfather.com, that’s why I’m perfectly set up to lose…as I do.

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2020

17

Jul

Willow Shields Wet T-Shirt of the Day

Willow Shields Wet Tshirt

Willow Shields is most recently from a January Jones led series called SPINNING OUT about figure skaters that I am sure is shit, in part because January Jones is in it and that girl’s been done for a while and any job handed to her is one of sympathy not quality…a take what she can get kind of girl…but in part because I’ve done enough jerking off to figure skating, there was a time before the internet when being in Canada and having only one Channel meant “making do”….

She’s also from Hunger Games where she was unfortunately forced to be on the same set as that trash Jennifer Lawrence.

She’s also been on Dancing with the Stars and was potentially the youngest contestant at 14, reminding you that Hollywood are creeps.

She’s only 20 now and I guess learning how regular 20 year olds get attention on themselves, tits out motherfuckers…because Wet T-Shirts aren’t ok at a bar full of bros, but they are for dramatic instagram pics I guess.

Willow Shields Wet Tshirt

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2020

17

Jul

Fuck Pants Friday of the Day

I assume that no one is wearing pants while at home…

I don’t know if people are still in quarantine or lockdown or sheltering in place or doing any of that, because everyone on the streets seem to be pretty much back to normal. I also don’t think that being in quarantine has anything to do with whether you wear pants or not…but maybe it inspired at least one person who was traditionally a pant-wearing to not wear pants.

As an obese man, I haven’t worn pants in decades….but luckily for the general public I do wear pants when I am in the horrible outside world…but wish most girls I see weren’t wearing pants…

So to celebrate no pants, we’re doing a “FUCK PANTS FRIDAY”….gamify this post….right.

which may get a motherfucker arrested if he was a stepfather

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2020

17

Jul

Jenny Slate Nude of the Day

Jenny Slate Nude

Jenny Slate shot to fame by doing one of the most annoying viral videos of our internet times, Marcel the Shell with Shoes On, where she baby talked so hard that Hollywood Listened, they are into that kind of thing….

She went onto SNL and solidified herself as a Comedian and has since been in a few movies that you’d hope she wasn’t naked in, but that apparently she’s naked in….even though no one asked her to get naked and by default this is the equivalent of Weinstein pulling his gangrenous dick out for one of the women who used him….

Point being, she’s clearly got fans and she’s naked for those fans and whether at 38 and ugly you’d want to see her naked or not, I guess seeing everyone naked is better than not seeing them naked. Barely.

Jenny Slate Nude

Jenny Slate Nude

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2020

17

Jul

Kendall Jenner Getting COVID of the Day

Kendall Jenner Covid

Whether COVID is real or not, we can only hope it is real, as we watch Kendall shove her fingers in her mouth like it was a black athlete’s cock, since the family are into that, the whole Black Lives Matter has been working for them for a long time, like they are some kind of foster family for the inner city, because they fetishize the black men, make sex tapes with the black men, basically exploit the black men to be part of their storyline….and it all started when OJ fucked the mom as their CUCK dad jerked off at the country club they were all a part of…..producing Khloe Kardashian…

The Kardashians existing while being an actual shit stain on humanity and popculture, influencing women everywhere to jack up their faces too look like dopey fucking sex dolls, only less interesting than sex dolls, because sex dolls don’t jack up their bodies to be more like the Kardashians….a legacy that we can hope ends in terrible face cancers for anyone who signed up to this instant gratification bullshit….including but not limited to Kendall’s dad, who despite his surgeries, still looks like a fucking dudes with breast implants….

The whole thing may be rich as shit, they are an industry, a lot of money and support comes to them from bottom feeding and top level brands who don’t care about sponsoring EVIL if evil has eyeballs, but the biggest joke in all of their trash is that Kendall is considered a top fashion model when she literally looks average as fuck…..all because they push product….this is what people are rewarded for? You can be the shittiest human but people listen to you so we’ll give you media attention, we’ll write about you on TMZ daily, to keep your brand alive and well..feed us fake stories and talking points and we’ll pretend they are exclusives….The Kardashians are the fake news we need to be protesting…not masks, not COVID, but this dog shit.

Kendall Jenner Covid


Kendall Jenner Covid

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2020

17

Jul

Josephine Skriver in her Panties of the Day

Josephine Skriver is the hottest Victoria’s Secret angel that was conceived in a test tube by a marine biologist and his sperm with the egg of some lesbian friend of his because despite popular belief that gay men and lesbians can’t be friends, they sure as hell can make a baby, and with the right engineering, they can look as good as this….

She is probably the only Victoria’s Secret angel that was engineered in a lab, but probably not the last, and that fact shouldn’t take away from her being the hottest one to date….assuming Victoria’s Secret doesn’t go bankrupt after being cancelled for not using tranny models, fat models, and most importantly, their founder / owner funded Epstein…so much darkness to something we’ve all jerked off to at least once….and that girls covet to be a part of because. it is that stamp of approval they need for their egos….

Either way, test tube baby, Artificial baby, Josephine Skriver posted up this pornography and it’s hot….get it before her DNA hacking falters and she self destructs…or gets some rare cancer or some shit…

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2020

17

Jul

Heidi Klum Thong of the Day

Heidi Klum Fitness

Heidi Klum is looking pretty good for someone who has had her insides fucking destroyed by Seal’s baby arm sized cock at least enough times to produce their army of babies…I mean you’d think her uterus would be dragging behind her as she walked, like some kind of puppy mill dog that was overbred because humans are assholes, only to be rescued and given the surgeries needed to go on with a life that doesn’t involve having your cunt drag on the ground.

She’s pretty fit at near 50….but if anything it’s just an endorsement for the Eugenics that made her, or her parents, thanks to that whole Nazi thing people pretend didn’t happen….which is probably more relevant now than ever…because of how crazy the fucking world is…something that a toned stomach on an old as shit mom can at least distract us from.

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