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2020

03

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio Period Tits of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio showed off some swollen titty cleavage and we’re being generous by saying she’s got that period swell, you know ovulation when your significant other looks her best because her body wants her to get knocked up, all those pheromones pumping down your nose turning you into some sort of deprived animal just dying to bust inside her even though you know the consequences of doing that….the worst STD you can get…babies…trapping you to her for life….assuming you’ve got a significant other, I’m assuming you’re more the kind of guy who may or may not get laid occassionally, but never by someone who is desperate enough to have your baby…that’s basically where I’ve coasted my entire life….sex for free and for hire was always close enough because of my lack of standards…but a bitch crazy enough to have my kid…never met her…

Anyway, we’re being generous saying theese tits are her period because bitch is old as shit, likely on her last dozen eggs, and there’s no backyard chicken coop to save her, no matter how trendy it is to make your own eggs…these tits are likely the biproduct of fake tits being a VS model for her entire fucking life, skipping the Human Trafficking side of the business that Epstein was funded by, or maybe they are just where old ladies carry their weight….but either way, she’s looking alright for an old lady, putting work in I imagine, never my favorite VS model, but aging alright thanks to science, right.

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2020

03

Aug

Nurses Gone Wild of the Day

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I don’t know what’s more interesting, that girls at regular jobs like Nurses, are moonlighting as sex workers selling nudes, meaning that everyone who works with them can go home to jerk off to them, eliminating most sexual harassment in the workplace, since you’ve seen their buttholes and that’s usually enough to get you over trying to fuck their buttholes….or that nurses get naked on the internet like they’ve been training to be the sex workers of the health care system, knowing there’s a fetish around nurses and their naughty nurse outfits, that oftentimes allow them to have sex with the well paid doctors, even marry them in some power couple, “you cut them, I administer the medication” kind of partnership….some traditional gender roles but with a million dollar year salary funding your nurse life…

I don’t know if I actually care why all these nurses get naked, I just feel the need to document it with my own “question mark” emoji of “why?”.

They have jobs, but I guess perversions and exhibitionism are more powerful a draw….and it works out nicely for us because there are so many naked nurses out there being naked.

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2020

03

Aug

Poop Shorts a Fashion Trend and Other Videos of the Day

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Just Riding on the Hood of the Truck

Check Out This Dude’s Muscles

People are such fucking Losers…

Angry Girl

Anaconda VS Dude

Removing a Wasp Nest…

Bull VS idiot

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2020

03

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The nice thing about not leaving the house, not going on social media, not watching the news, and basically just staring at the wall until I black the fuck out from either diabetes I don’t manage, COVID I got from licking door handles and/or bike seats for masturabtion purposes late at night in some kind of sleep walking daze, or drunkeness, is that my stress levels are at an all time zero…just cruising…knowing people are going nuts over such crazy shit, like masks, conspiracy theories that I am sure are 90 percent true, because the media fucking lies to us about basically everything and all of the world elite, rich people, media personalities are fucking puppets trying to manipulate the common man, but the common man is too dumb to take a stand, instead they hand over 50 percent of their earnings because they’ve been brainwashed to think that’s normal…

What I am saying is all you whiners pay income tax and you think that wearing masks is the sign of FACISM.

Get it together people…organize yourselves better and make those changes while space travel is going to be mental in 2021, diseases are possibly spreading, powerful people are lying to you, and all that other good stuff that gets in the way of good times…..

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Creepy Clown Comes Up to a Door
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Blue Jays Catcher Arrested Masturbating at a Strip Mall Video Released – LOL
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Model Victoria Grace’s Instagram Round Up!
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A Stripper at Magic City Says Lou Williams Got More Than Dinner During His Visit to the Strip Club
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2020

31

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the weekend and girls who hate men may not be grabbing dicks on dance floor since dancing is banned like we’re Kevin Bacon in Footloose, which it should be since dancing is embarrassing…

But maybe you’ll be at the pool, or near a pool you can creep on and see girls who hate men swimming in skimpy bathing suits that they wear to fight the patriarchy…and misogyny or maybe even to try to find the creepy perverts who can’t resist to #metoo…

Keep in mind, we live in a simulation, 99 percent of people are fucking horrible, it’s better for you to stick to yourself, stare at the wall, interact with inanimate objects, it’s less anxiety inducing…because everyone is a victim, or on the verge of being the victim and it’s best for you to not be the reason they are a victim….

It is summer, you have no excuse being online right now, I mean I have a website that’s why I am online now…but get outside man…

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Joey King Turns 21
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Jessica Alba’s TikTok Dance
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Jennifer Lopez Nipple Pokies on a Bike
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Minka Kelly Bikini Pic…
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A Kid’s Bike Gets Stolen During A Live News Report!
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Women of the IDF
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Lily Allen Nip Slip
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Story of a Paralyzed Skateboarder
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Zuckerberg Wants to Buy Google…
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Haley Kalil on a Boat
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Junie Spoons Sex Tape is the Weirdest Thing You’ll Ever See…
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The NFL is Suspending Free Agent WR Antonio Brown for 8 Games
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Everything Coming to Streaming
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ESPN Has Reportedly Decided On a New “Monday Night Football” Crew
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Hot Model Carla Guetta’s Mediterranean Nude Shoot
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Weird Kid who Hates Skateboarders…..
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2020

31

Jul

Phoenix Neo Brings the O Faces of the Day

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The O-Face is a wonderful mystical face that you will probably never see, at least not a legitimate version of one. I’m sure you can see videos or images of them online, but I am equally sure that you will never see on in your own life because either you don’t get girls, or you’re a real man who premature ejaculates before passing out when you do get girls…leaving the poor girl you somehow rooked in with either money or by blackmailing to fend for herself…..

We are here to CHANGE that for you and for her, because that whole happy wife saying is strictly based a woman who cums. So together we celebrate the orgasm brought to you by our friends at SVAKOM – a premium sex toy brand.

So we’re bringing you girls who are looking like they are cumming on their new Phoenix Neo toy and if they aren’t they should be using the Phoenix Neo to get their O-face on for their O-Face pics. It is a tool for all their orgasm needs which are all your orgasm needs too if you’re into the human experience rather than just chronic masturbation.

The Phoenix Neo toy is powered by Feel Technology and has long distance connection features using the SVAKOM Connexion Series technology, so if you’ve been separated from your significant other during this pandemic, or if you’re pandemic dating because it is not safe, you can download the app and chat like a typical instant message chat, but with the addition of a slider along the side of the chat allowing your partner to play and adjust the intensity of the toy, even if they are miles away.

If you don’t have a partner you can also use the website’s interactive videos to control the vibrations and experiment with turning your favorite 2D videos into a 3D virtual reality! If you don’t have a partner, you could always purchase a Phoenix Neo for your favorite girl and control her any time!

Orgasms are the spice of life and SVAKOM is a leader in well-built sex toys and they offer a ton of different products, but the Phoenix Neo is pretty dope, it has 11 different vibration settings, a high-tech magnetic charging port and, like the girls below, it’s totally waterproof!

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2020

31

Jul

Hilary Duff in a Tight Shirt of the Day

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I wonder if Hilary Duff fans are still turned on by Hilary Duff, because she made a name for herself when she was pretty young and you’d assume those creeps moved onto other young girls while this one got married, made a couple babies with different dads after having some public sex partners from her hired personal trainer to whoever the fuck else because I’ve heard she got her start fucking execs when she was underage but then there’s so many rumors about that shit, who fucking knows the reality…

I only started to see her appeal when she was well into being a mom, because she got this crossfit body that I would otherwise find disgusting, massive thighs and a muscular ass…but for whatever reason, maybe I was looking for help moving a piano at the time, I thought it was kinda hot…like she could take a gangbang in the locker room kind of hot like some sport initiation, not real hot….

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2020

31

Jul

Lili Reinhart Gunt of the Day

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Lili Reinhart is Becky from Riverdale, the worst show that I doubt is overhyped anymore, I mean I am sure anyone with a brain knows it sucks dick…

But anyway, this may or may not be a Maternity pic, you know cuz she was dating Jughead before he cheated on her with Kaia Gerber as people do when they are stuck with a fat chick, I mean skinny girl comes along with that model body and you gotta slip your dick in it, if you’re some kind of creep into fucking 18 year olds….who are likely big fans because that’s who the shitty show caters to…

The funny thing is that this is the pose girls do to get that booty pic for instagram, they contort like some Circus performers to get just the perfect angle, but they normally don’t show the gunt hanging out…they keep that on the cutting room floor…I guess Lili isn’t an influencer and is just an actor trying to be an influencer since influencing is where the money is at….so she doesn’t know the tricks…but even in a body positive era, you should know looking like a dad in a women’s bathing suit as a joke at the family pool party after too many beers is not the look people want from their packaged as “hot” starlet….even in a body positive era….like FACETUNE that shit girl…the internet is for artistic renditions of yourself, not the real you with your belly out….pretty irresponsible…

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2020

31

Jul

Ellie Goulding Burns Her Tits of the Day

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Dude, Ellie Goulding’s face, what kind of cartoon Inspector Gadget look is that?

I mean thank god for the tits in the bikinis, which brings up a great point, which is how important tits are to the moderately hot girl or the monster faced girl like Ellie Goulding because you almost want to give her a pass not a fail for the bikini bike ride, I mean there are far worse looking recording artists out there and her broken down Inspector Gadget looking grill isn’t THAT bad…when she’s in a bikini but seriously, why even bother showing it, to prove that it’s you? Maybe just get a tattoo on the cleavage so we can crop the face out all together…I mean this is internet life, not real life, why not just focus on the good and save the rest for dudes who have to wake up next to you after they fuck you cuz of your celebrity and money and all that…people are groupies…I mean its a tradeoff!

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2020

31

Jul

Taylor Momsen Pink Nipples of the Day

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There was a time when Child Star Taylor Momsen from the Grinch Who Stole Christmas Jim Carrey edition, and Gossip Girl and some lame ass rock band called the Pretty Reckless was a trending hashtag…then she disappeared, everyone forgot her, so she’s released a titty in a black wife beater video to remind you that she’s still only 27, not dead, but probably damaged from being a child star, but maybe the good kind of damaged that leads to good sex you’d never get from her, but can imagine because imaginary sex is the best sex of your life to date….but I have hope that will cahnge for you…I believe in you….

I guess now that she’s 27, she may die this year, so that could be why she’s making an event out of her titties….for attention…or maybe she’s got some IRS bills to pay and another shitty hit song is in the works but in order to get there she’s gotta market and if I learned anything getting my MBA…it’s that TITS get HITS….not that I have an MBA but you get what I mean.

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