Halsey is some party slut who sucked the right DJ dick so he put her on one of his tracks and the rest is record deal history…

There’s this point in “fame” or mass appeal where you can basically put anything out to the world and the world will embrace it because they are such deep rooted fans. It doesn’t need to be good.

So with the loophole, Halsey exists….

Sure, some people are probably her fans, because people are generally pathetic and need idols to look up to, even if those idols represent all that is wrong in entertainment…

Maybe some of her vapid songs speak to their souls because they are just as vapid and they speak the same vapid language….who knows, I just know she’s a fucking scam.

I am not going to pull the old guy who’s been around a long time card, but when club DJs transitioned like Bruce Jenner into becoming the deciders of pop music, there was a shift in the quality of music….

That’s not to say dance music is bad, I’m as much of a raver as the next guy, you know getting down to my Jungle music like it was 1996….HOWEVER…the DJs I’ve seen and met over the years were what you’d expect…the insecure losers who had no friends and no one to go to the party with who realized that girls in the club like to fuck the DJs….

Most of the DJs I knew were the biggest losers in the club, but acted all cool with their sunglasses on because they let the drunken dancers massage their bullshit egos that weren’t even real egos…since they knew, like we know, that they were just nerd losers faking it.

The point is, when a girl like Halsey is in the VIP room at her local club because she’s a hot enough regular, the access to the DJs become pretty simple, allowing her to go home with them, befriend them, feed them music..I know girls who have fucked DJs on the regular, year after year, it’s not some exclusive club to break into and thanks to the internet any song they put out goes platinum….allowing people like Halsey who they let drop the vocal track for head…to go mainstream…

It’s all a scam….

But in even funnier Halsey news, she wears “Nude” colored bikinis or bathing suits, not that we are legally allowed to call this color nude anymore….we must re-invent the word nudes because Make-Up brands everywhere have been racist toward black by calling their pallets nudes….so here she is in a “nude” bathing suit, despite her crying about how black she is all the fucking time thanks to her dad being black as she appropriates the plight of the black man as the most bleached out, straight white haired girl around…

Get the fuck out of here Halsey..

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