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2020

09

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

A friend of mine was trying to be woke and delicately say that a girl he works with is hot, followed up by “I don’t want to objectify her or demean her, but she’s really attractive”….and I said “what kind of faggot ass, testicle-less world are you living in, to basically take away your god given right as a man to say “that bitch is hot”….and why the fuck are you subscribing to that…you fucking homo”….

Number 1, we are coded to think women are hot, at least straight guys….

Number 2, girls all try to be hot, in how they dress, or how they photoshop themselves for their social media….or how naked they get in pictures….they want to be hot….for guys…to say “she’s hot”…no matter how much they discount men who “sexualize” women while they sexualize themselves.

Number 3, look at any girl, famous or not’s social media account and see how much more action their provocative / slutty / half naked content gets over their other boring shit…it outperforms that shit 10 fold…and the girls know it, the guys know it…and it’s because they are at their hottest…

So women can use being hot and provocative to their advantage, but guys who are perverts and into that kind of thing have to pretend they are not…

Grow a fucking pair…don’t fear telling a bitch she’s hot and if she throws a tantrum about it … tell her to put some damn pants on…at the VERY least don’t fear telling your guy friend that a girl is hot…

Last I checked, telling a girl she’s hot is not back alley rape….and telling your guy friend you think a girl is hot is not back alley rape….so stop treating it like it is…you wimps…..

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Hailey Bieber in a Bikini….looking Hot
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WWE Mandy Rose in American Flag Bikini
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Frida Aasen Topless Book Club!
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Methods of a Peeper – Documenting Some Peeping Toms….
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The Russian Version of the Simpsons is Dark
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Sammy Draper Invented the Red, White and Blue Titty Hammock
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Rooftop Pool Jump Fail
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Your New Bat Woman
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Sydney Sweeney Taking a Hike
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Supercar Driver Turned Only Fans Star’s Hot Joe Exotic Joke…
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Lourdes Leon Hard Nips!!
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Lottie Moss Panty Flash
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A Bunch of Random Ass Memes
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Mariah Carey Writing a Tell All Book
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Just an Idiot Rolling in a Tire….Taking a Wrong Turn
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J.J. Watt Says He Doesn’t Think He Can Play If Face Shields Are Required
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Dua Lipa’s Bikini is Awesome
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Irina Shayk Cheeky Selfie!
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Kate Beckinsale’s Kitty Yoga is Hot
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Mike Perry Knocked a Man Out…
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Medicine that Woke Up a Woman in a Coma for 2 Years
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Just Some Team Fighting
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Saving an Eagle from Drowning
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Irina Kornia and her Crazy Eyes in a Nude Shoot….
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Phoebe Combes Showing Off her Record Collection
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Patriots WR Julian Edelman Addressed DeSean Jackson’s Anti-Semitic Statements
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Kayaker Gets Stuck in a Whirlpool
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Running Old Viruses on New PCs
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Model Chase Carter in Black and White…
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Hot Naya Rivera’s Bikini Selfie
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No Texas High School Football This Fall?
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Just a Man and his Raccoons
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Baby Laughs at Dad Rapping
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Elle Fanning in Her Princess Mask!
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Josie Canseco’s Flashing her Boyfriend (Kind Of)
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Bill Nye the Science Guy Explains Masks….
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Lily James has a New Boyfriend…Who is Lilly James? Some Cunt? OK!
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Paltrow Got her Son a Titty Puzzle…
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Celebs Who are 6 foot 4
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Izabel Goulart is Hot as Fuck in her Bikini
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Katherine McPhee in a Dress
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Sian Welby in a Skirt
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Kendall Jenner ina. Mask being Rich
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Emily Rat Cow Dressed up to Walk her Dog like a Try Hard Weathered Old Cunt
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Lindsey Vonn – Thick and On a Hike
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Big Enough Titty Reese Witherspoon Just Flying Private Cuz She’s Rich as Shit
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Ariel Winter in Short Shorts Looking Like Trash
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Chrissy Teigen is a Disgusting Cunt in a Bikini
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Sophie Turner Pregnant as Shit
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Eiza Gonzalez in Tight Jeans
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Ireland Baldwin – MONSTER
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Courtney Stodden is a Werido
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From stepSMUT!!

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Cam Girl of the Day
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Bitches be crazy
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Guys Only Want One Thing – Sexual Assault is FUCKING REAL….except in Porn.
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Just Some Hot Girl Getting Naked
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Marina Estelle is the NAKED amateur
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Kelly Brooke Nude Scene
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18 People Having a Shitty Day
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Dick Tricks
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This Girl is a WORK of ARt
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Big Black Bubble Bath
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Bella Showing her Pussy
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2 Ways to Get Attention from Strangers
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Topless Pam Anderson Rides a Rock THROWBACK
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Girl With No Ears Can’t Wear a Mask
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They Call Her the Hooker of the Year
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Hot Chick Sexually Assaulting Herself
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Social Distancing Sex Offender is an Internet Legend
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Slow Motion Titty Flash
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Just a Group of Lesbians
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2020

09

Jul

Elsa Hosk is a Win of the Day

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In case you were wondering….Elsa Hosk is really fucking good.

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2020

09

Jul

FKA Twigs Pole Dance of the Day

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I just saw this and it is really not that interesting of a story because who the fuck is FKA TWIGS anyway….but it involved stripper dancing so I was like, I’ll check it out….because strippers are fun….until you know them and then they are high maintenance idiots who are probably a lot like influencers using their tits to get paid…a skill..maybe…

Even weirder, I think it’s part of a WETransfer ad deal, because they have a thing called WEPresents that put this dumb fucking video out making me thinks she got paid reducing the validity of her passion for this project to bitch getting paid:

The reason I thought it was hilarious or worth laughing at was mainly because how “WOKE” and “Feminist” it was:

Check out these dumb fucking quotes:

thank you to for facilitating such a beautiful space and to all that attended who brought it to life.

…being able to birth nights like these makes me so grateful to be an artist.

…thank you for welcoming us into your space for self-love and healing

…we are the womxn. WE ARE THE WOMXN.

Womxn are often pitched against each other for their looks or their assets by the patriarchy, but when left to our own devices we are incredibly healing for each other

You get the drill….

Not bad for a bitch only known because of the cock she put in her, Robert Patison, or whatever his name is, is literally the ONLY reason FKA TWIGS exists in any capacity, so her empowered stripper feminism is just bullshit, but you already knew that…all these idiots chasing clout don’t mean what they say…and spelling WOMEN with an X is some get the fuck out of her with your SMUT you garbage fucking twat.

Here are those pole dancing videos:

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2020

09

Jul

Jenna Dewan Thighs of the Day

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Jenna Dewan who you know as Channing Tatums’ ex-wife who all the girls hated because she was with their dreamboat Magic Mike heart throb. She really isn’t known for anything by her own merit, because behind every rich dude is some blood sucking leach maximizing off his life at least in the public form like this twat…when you’re just a normal dude, no one’s blood sucking off you….but you get what I am saying and that is that she’s gone onto some new cock, probably rich cock, and just had another kid, because a girl with two kids with two different dads is the level of class we need in this perverted fucking world….but check out those milky mom tits, they big.

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2020

09

Jul

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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It is TANLINE THURSDAY, which I don’t think is an actual trending hashtag, but we like to keep things obscure and off the beaten path of “normal”…when we make fun of the sites that do their weekly repeat features that people go back weekly for because people are idiots who don’t know how to google shit for their damn selves…

So TANLINE THURSDAY, like our earlier THONG THURSDAY post is where we celebrate Thursday with a fetish like TANLINES….it’s not a fetish I have, if anything I am indifferent on the whole thing, but DUDES love seeing the outline of where clothes were when the girl was outside, because it reminds them that they are seeing what they aren’t “supposed to see”…so here’s some TANLINES for the tanline fetishists, or really for any of you who just like looking at sluts getting naked using their sun tans / burns / tanlines as an excuse to show their damn ASSES…

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2020

09

Jul

Rainey Qualley Lingerie of the Day

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I don’t know if wearing lingerie as outerwear really makes an average looking, even ugly looking girl who thinks she’s hot because she’s skinny and because her mom is famous and thus she should be famous too…..any hotter, but I’m going with yes.

I figure there are so many ugly girls out there who can power through this internet life by gaming people into thinking they are hot using angles, photoshop, nakedness to distract from their wonky ass faces….

The worst thing about this skeletor or comic book version of the JOKER looking rat face is that her mom raised her to be the biggest cunt in Asheville North Carolina, who uses her being from Asheville as some angle, the same way the WILLIS sisters use IDAHO, in an attempt to be “we are normal and down to earth” but they all live in the family LA house.

I guess since she’s an aspiring singer, milking being raised part of the year or school year in Asheville, the GREAT SMOKIES and home of the likes of Dolly Parton, just a fucking few hour drive from Nashville…gives her a marketing hook, like she has more substance, but she’s just another spoiled entitled rich kid people only fuck with cuz of her mom, connections, etc…..who is pure LA trash whether she pretended to go to high school in Asheville or not…

If any of you are her fellow students from Asheville, let’s hear about how backwoods this hillbilly is….in the mean time she is in lingerie as outerwear and it does make her more appealing, ven though she’s zero appealing!

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2020

09

Jul

Hilary Duff for the Yoyo Fetishists of the Day

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Drunken Hilary Duff is bringing a really creepy video when taken in the right context, at least based on her “SHIRT” because you know all these girls trying to make social media content are doing it for the fans and followers to jerk off to. They understand the dynamic of fame…so this is just another weirdo, obscure, niche fetish video of everyone’s favorite creep – Stuff by Hilary Duff…

Remember, anything can be porn if you jerk off to it, you’ve got that power! Use it.

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2020

09

Jul

January Jones Cleavage of the Day

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January Jones is getting racier and racier as she showcases the underside of her tit, knowing she really wants to pull out her whole tit, because that’s just what empowered feminists do when they are feeling proud about being a woman…you know, that and menstrual art…not that January Jones still gets her period she is old…but there are girls who do and make art with it and that they try to intellectualize or make poetry about as they believe their own hype and neglect the simple fact that they are getting naked on the internet for attention and they are intellectualizing it for attention…

ANYWAY, January Jones, who you shouldn’t give a fuck about, but who you should remember has a child out of wedlock with Jason Sudeikis or however you spell his greek anal loving, just not enough because the cum dripped back up inside her, in what may have even been a flip the condom inside out after pulling it out of the trash to fuck yourself with the load, only celebs don’t use CONDOMS, condoms are for sick people, it was just a different kind of “TRAP”…that they’ve kept secret for whatever reason..

YOU KNOW, she sucked dick to get a career, or barely a career, but she was on a big show…and there was likely dick sucking, there’s just not much to her, besides the tits…

Then during Quarantine, she got more active on her insta, realizing bikini pics do way better than her other trying to be funny, but really being cringeworthy and embarrassing, we don’t need your quirky sense of humor, show us your tits….and she’s listening like all girls listen…follow the likes and follows, deliver the bikini smut…

In a year from now, she’ll be selling butthole pics on Only fans…watch.

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2020

09

Jul

Lucy Hale Sideboob and Insensitive Instagram Promotion of the Day

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SHOTS FIRED:

Lucy Hale posted this promo on her IG STORY for something called “ALIVE AND WELL”….

KNOWING her contemporary, or her colleague, or her peer, or the girl who Ariana Grande mentally destroyed by stealing her man, Glee’s very own Naya Rivera is not “ALIVE AND WELL”….that’s some dark and evil celebrity bitchiness if I’ve ever seen it.

Hale, who is now out of work because her shitty Riverdale Spin Off got cancelled is probably just happy the talent pool of girls her age just got a little less occupied increasing her chances of a third or fourth CW show to have fail….

What a bitch….but I guess you have to be to be in their soulless industry

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2020

09

Jul

The Most Disgusting Thing You Will See All Day of the Day

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I’ll just put this up here to remind you that the internet is a terrible fucking place.

I don’t know where this nudity is from, it’s the first time I am seeing it, unless I just blocked it out which is something I would do…

After further research, it’s an HBO MAX docuseries about Schumer’s nasty ass, literally a nasty ass, pregnancy…which I guess is a science fiction movie about human /pig hybrids breeding….you know they made a human ear on a pig’s back but did you know they made Amy Schumer…

I never bought into her hype, her career, her comedy and when she was selling out arenas because she had gone viral and people are sheep who just follow the fucking leader, in part because she’s so fucking sickatating to look at…but because she’s also not very funny….

So let her be evidence that you can game the fucking system, if bitches like this make it in the world, clearly objectifying women or “only hot girls getting ahead” is a fucking feminist lie…

THIS is some real NASTY fucking shit….beyond disgusting…ENJOY!

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