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2020

09

Jul

Thonged Assholes Thursday of the Day

It is Thursday, so nothing like celebrating Thursday that with Thongs, I guess…

There’s nothing worse that an overly excited person on any given day, just happy to be alive, wishing you a happy fucking day, like all days are a gift from the good lord and we are excited to be here, so excited that we have to make a party out of it.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a depressive Naya Rivera here, I am happy to wake up everyday, because dying would suck more than living sucks but you don’t need to be so happy about it you fucking nerd….which should be a reason you are all happy you’re not working in an office…you don’t have to deal with THAT asshole….

But doing the weekly hashtag is more about making fun of weekly hashtags than actually being stoked on weekly hashtags…

So for this THONG THURSDAY….we got some ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG, because we celebrate the thong for its inability to succeed as a panty, despite all it’s hype over the years, and despite its success…it still doesn’t have enough fabric to cover a damn asshole, arguably the hole a girl wants protected as it leaks greasy fecal matter all over their pants….

What I am trying to say is that assholes leak too you..even though the thong just acts like it doesn’t….and that’s all I’ve gotta say about that!

Posted in:Asshole Behind Thong

2020

09

Jul

Hard Nipple Bong Toke of the Day

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Here’s a little TikTok moment brought to you by the Communist Party of China that owns TikTok….baiting all the young people in with a chance to go viral being the degenerates that they are thanks to being raised on porno and having no real morals or values…..while also baiting all the dudes in to see these girls misbehaving in various states of undress the way nature intended…

This is a Hard Nipple Bong Toke because WEED IS MEDICINE and the FACT IT IS ILLEGAL IN THE USA is the real CRIME….

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2020

09

Jul

Dude Pulls Dick Out and Flashes Asshole in Store Gets Punched and Other Videos of the Day

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Crazy Person Licking a Rat, or is it a Ferret?

Woman Spits on Customers – Gets Arrested

Employee Takes Two Slaps and a Punch before Body Slamming a Guy

Truck Driver Makes Himself Lane

Woman Mad at Cop for Titty Grabbing HEr

This is my worst Nightmare

Brawl in the Bronx

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2020

09

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If your best guy friend decided he was trans and became a woman, would you be the kind of guy to drop him as a friend because that shit weird by any standards even if it’s accepted as normal and even if you don’t care that other people are trans, but your best friend man, that’s close to him……or would you be the kind of guy who fucks him because it’s finally not queer to fuck him and you have such a tight bond and now that he’s inverted his dick, and is hormonally a woman, you can forever be happy in love together without admitting you’re fags…..or would you just jack off to his bikini pics?

Or is this the worst KILL FUCK MARRY scenario you can think of?

Here are some stepLINKS…

Potential Naya Rivera Bikini RIP!
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Supercar Driver Turned Only Fans Star and her NSFW Joe Exotic Joke
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Carter Chase Hot in Black and White Shoot
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Tesla Saves a Dude
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Vanessa Hudgens Wants You to Text Her
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Pervert Cop
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WWE’s Mandy Rose Turned Heads in Her American Flag Swimsuit
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Dad Teaches Daughter How to Shoot AR-15
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Golden Gate Bridge Climber
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UFC’s Mike Perry Knocked a Man Out During an Altercation Outside of a Bar in Texas
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Osprey Catches a Huge Fish
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Wiring Horn to Brake
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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2020

09

Jul

RIP Motherfucker the Naya Rivera Edition of the Day

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I don’t usually bother with the RIP Mother Fucker stories, because celebrities are such fame whores I don’t like to support their final publicity stunts, but today is different because why the fuck not…

Naya Rivera, from GLEE, who I thought lived in West Virginia in a crack den or a meth house, despite having been on a hit TV show, in part because I don’t follow anything Naya Rivera, or really any celebrity….but I do remember her having multiple meltdowns in the tabloids, even though I don’t remember what they were. I am more of a “look at their rich tits” kind of guy…

Even with this story of her death, I was more interested in the fact that she could still afford a G-Wagon than the fact she went out on a boat with her 4 year old, only to disappear and have the 4 year old found alone and asleep on the boat saying she went in the water and never came back. A suicide, natural causes, an accident…who knows…but like I said, I am more of a “look at her rich tits” kind of guy and don’t really get involved in the whole premature death / suicide thing. It’s just too dark and a reminder that we all die, it’s just a matter of when and that’s no way to really live….or maybe it’s the way we should all live so we stop all the bitching….

I have been told I lack empathy my entire life and I do…but what a waste…now look at the now dead, or likely dead….titties in a few pics from the archives.

RIP Motherfucker.

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2020

08

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Some lady just called me trash and told me I don’t belong here…it was my wife and I was sitting on the couch…I guess she doesn’t care about the hurt I feel from Mary Kay Letourneau…so, as I mourn Mary Kay Letourneau….Here are some stepLINKS

As I wish condoms were mandatory, like masks…because the world is retarded and I feel it is because we are all fucking inbred…assuming we stem from the same tribe despite our hatred for each other….Here are some stepLINKS…

As I wish I was an Only Fans girl making 100k a month for pretending to care about my fans selling nudes….maybe that makes me trans…for pay….here are some stepLINKS…

As I wonder if John Legend going to be Kanye’s Running Mate or his First Lady….here are some stepLINKS….

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Josie Canseco Flashes the Camera in Her Boyfriend Logan Paul’s Video
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Bella Hadid Beefs Instagram – Instagram Ended Up Apologizing
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Dove Cameron Braless and Racy
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Cop Caught Feeling Up Woman…
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Bikini Girl Jumps Off Shed Onto Trampoline Into Pool – But Fails
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Gwyneth Paltrow Gets Her Son a BOOB Puzzle…
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Porn Company Says They Will Have Sports Announcers Provide Commentary for Their Content
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The Best Attempt at Censored Nudity on Instagram
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Dua Lipa in a Crop Top
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Jojo in a Bra Top
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Wiring Horn to the Brake Pedal
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Former Meth Whore Turned Housewife Interview
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Zoe Kravitz Braless Pokies getting Mexican Food
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Kerry Katona in Sheer Lingerie
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Cayley King’s Friend Feeling Her Up in a Bikini
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Hilary Duff in a Bikini
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Teens Climb Golden Gate Bridge Tower
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Dad Teachign Girl How to Shoot AR-15
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Usain Bolt’s Genius Name for his New Kid
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Samantha Hoopes is Ready for the 2020 Version of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
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Emma Rose Kenney Busty Yoga
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Larsen Thompson’s Bikini Bounce
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Navy Band’s Rendition of Lion King’s Circle of Life
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Guy Sends Risky Text to Girlfriend in Front of Parents
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RIP Mary Kay Letourneau
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Jared Goff’s Model Girlfriend Christen Harper Bounced Around in Bikini on the Fourth
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Hailey Baldwin in a Bikini – Golden
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Maya Otsoko is an Amazing Nude Model
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Ozzy Man Reviews a Speedboat Crash
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What Determines the Speed on HIghways
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Charlamagne Tha God getting Comedy Central talk show
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A Liquor Store Employee Broke the Patrick Mahomes Contract Extension News Before Adam Schefter
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Loren Gray in a Tiny Bikini
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Alt Horror Movie Called “Chickens”
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Telsa Saves Dude from Crashing
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Olivia Culpo in a Bikini in the Bahamas
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Instagram Babe of the Day
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Some Johnny Depp Trial Notes – Interesting
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Ariel Winter Fat Ass in Mom Shorts…
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Kim Kardashian Tits Out at the Gas Station – As If She Even Goes to the Gas station
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Kate Bosworth in Jean Shorts
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Ashley Benson in Leggings
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Some Bitch Named Jenni Falconer in Leggings
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Mollie King Ass in Leggings
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Sara Sampaio in a Sumemr Dress
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Christina Applegate on a Jog
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Vanessa Hudgens Getting Coffee
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Kaia Gerber in Leggings
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Daisy Lowe in a Dress…
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Lily-Rose Depp in Jeans
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Emma Roberts in a Dress
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Camila Morrone Legs….
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Chrissy Teigen in a Bikini…
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From stepSMUT!!

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Reddit Amateur Slut of the day
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Girl Rides Dildo for Boyfriend
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Awesome Quick Flash
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Awesome Slow Flash
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Caught Compilation
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TikTok Star Sister Dixie D’Amelio’s Thong and Tits
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Exploding Cam Girl
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Meg Turney Nip Slip
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Chinese Fingercuffs
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Ass Spread
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11 Acts that Make you a Whore
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Suction Dildo Fail
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Welcome to Cali
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Big Black Porn Chick in the Bath
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Worst thing to masturabte to
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Just an Amateur Redhead Fucking
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2020

08

Jul

Olivia Holt in a Bikini of the Day

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Olivia Holt is apparently a singer and and actor but most importantly a trained disney kid designed and tuned or maybe groomed to seduce everyone and win them over….so that their eyeballs ALWAYS land on her. It’s some brainwashing cult shit, but you’d probably have to work for Disney to really grasp it…..and luckily the manipulation always goes back to our basic needs and wants…SEX…because each and every one of their girls sexualizes themselves in weird ways to connect with the audience…

I am not familiar with any of her work because I am a grown up…and I guess so is she, so looking at her now, is not looking at her in 2015 when she got her first gigs…you sick fucks…

Either way, it’s a bikini pic…and that’s what counts…a little girl on girl hugging…in bikinis…tit on tit.

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2020

08

Jul

Kaia Gerber Skinny Ass in Fitness Gear of the Day

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Kaia Gerber who has been groomed by her mom to take over the family business in being a “top model”….which is actually a fucking joke these days because the fashion industry is a fucking joke…

I’ve said it before, but I’ll say it again…the people drawn to fashion are fucking losers, so these losers who intern and end up getting full time jobs in the industry are basically just fucking groupies with no level of creativity of their own…even the designers aren’t the most talented, but rather the most into “fashion” as a lame fucking concept of unnecessary products to kill the fucking world…

So these losers to begin with, groupies if you will, just follow the trends, don’t make the trends, even though fashion is supposed to make the trends…and they use the lamest fucking people to promote their shit because they are drinking the Kool Aids not from the gay designers but in the form of HYPE of losers like the Jenners and the Hadids…who we all know aren’t hot fashion models, but are also TOP fashion models because they can push product like “rich kid” versions of an infomercial…

Basically what I am saying is the groupie fucks drawn to fashion, groupie on the models, want the clout and end up using ugly bitches based on influencer status, not model status, giving all these idiots egos…then Cindy’s daughter comes along, the daughter of a model, who is skinny like a model, and because mom is a legend, sign her up too….luckily Kaia can carry the “model” title unlike the other cunts, but she’s likely just as shit.

What I am saying is that there’s not trend setting, there is no innovation, it’s all just Hollywood fast food and this one’s sitting at the right table….in her athletic workout gear that is tight…

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2020

08

Jul

Wet Spot Wednesday of the Day

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Did you really think I would forget about Wet Spot Wednesday? I mean it’s the single most important content I do to celebrate the vagina as a self cleaning machine that discharges all over panties provided the right circumstances, whether they are sexual from everyone being a fucking pervert, with their butt plugs in for their everyday lives….or just from all the porn they watch…or an infection of sorts….or maybe it’s just normal pussy leakage…the wet spot, my Wednesday Hashtag….matters.

Feel free to email in your best wet spot pics you find the one reader this site has…because Wet Spot pickings are slim and we MUST keep this movement alive…

Posted in:Wet Spot

2020

08

Jul

Mischa Barton Erased her Face for this Titty Selfie of the Day

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I know you are all wondering what Mischa Barton is up to, even though you forgot she existed…

The OC which at the time was a revolutionary show that sucked us all into, in an era when TV shows could be that “big” or “important”….making stars out of the actors involved….happened so fucking long ago and Mischa Barton wasn’t even the most compelling actor on the show…so it’s natural for her to barely exist.

I did like the years after the OC where she was really a fucking liability on all kinds of fucking drugs, being a crazy fucking person on the regular. I even had a friendly betting pool that no one participated in called the Mischa Barton Death watch….all while she just got fatter and fatter, dumpier and dumpier until THE HILLS decided that they wanted her in their spin off show, but only for the first season, last season, because she’s not even good enough of an actor for reality TV.

As it turns out, she’s still alive, and she’s posting some thirsty pics of her titties, kind of, if you can see past her weird double chin from this weird angle and the filter you’d expect some 50 year old LARPING woman trying to be hot for her community of LARPERS on facebook, by badly smudging out her fucking face.

I didn’t give a fuck about Mischa Baron when she was at her hottest, I don’t care about her now when she looks like a BOOMER sexting after the divorce, but there’s some cleavage and that should be enough for you mooch fucks.

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