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2020

02

Jul

Salma Hayek is MILKING her Youth with a #TBT of the Day

Some 50 year olds like J.Lo do everything in their power to look as good or better than she did at her peak of scamming the world into buying into her being a Hispanic Sensation, despite not knowing how to speak spanish because that’s just how fake this bitch is whether her heritage is Puerto Rican or not…she’s a scam….

While others do what the internet allows us to do – and posts up pics of her when she was at her peak…..

Salma Hayek is all about using the tits for attention, a career in America….despite being rich before hollywood, after hollywood and not even because she’s married to a billionaire….

I like the strategy. Jerk off to the archive…because the current’s not as good. You don’t always need the new nudes from the bitches, when Old nudes do just as good! Tits today are tits of yesterday when in photo form…I’m a philosopher, I know.

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2020

02

Jul

Ariel Winter Hasn’t Died of Covid of the Day

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Despite her recent weight gain, after her recent enough weight loss that she attributed to prescription anti-depressants, a nice endorsement for her young girl fans to look up to in this already medicated world…..and despite her impending diabetes that she may already have, but based on the shit she normally picks up at stores, she’s definitely going to have…..Ariel Winter has not died of COVID….because she’s wearing a MASK obviously…unless it’s a fake virus then it is because of that…

She is however, shopping for some booze with her tit that she cut off but that grew back as they do when you’re hormones are all fucked up from obesity….and emotional trauma from her parents selling the poor thing off to the industry as a child…now out of work and possibly forever out of work…who wants to see Ariel Winter act, unless she’s got that a href=”http://www.mahalomasks.com” target=”_blank”> MASK ON ….because ever unattractive girl does!

And she’s shopping with a hard nip for the die hard Ariel Winter fans who don’t see her as a broken troll, but rather a set of tits that keep growing back…

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2020

02

Jul

Summer is for Fishing of the Day

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Did you know that fishing is one of the most popular sports that isn’t really a sport because it requires next to no physical prowess or skill…at least according to me who sees people fish often enough to know they are fat fucks drinking beers on a boat…but it’ popular…

What’s even more popular is naked chicks….so clearly when you merge naked chicks and fish into one black and white photoshoot – which makes no sense to me and is almost insulting to the guy who invented the color photo…because why the fuck would you need to do black and white in this era of IPHONE….for dramatic purpoes? I mean is this old timey? Looks pretty current to me….so it’s just a dumb artistic decision….got it..

ANYWAY…here’s Margaux & Maria Kn playing with some fish, and no, that wasn’t a reference to their vaginas, you misogynists….

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2020

02

Jul

Tan Line Thursday of the Day

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Nothing says summer like some girls with Tan Lines, I’ve known about the Tan Line fetish for a long time, I assume it is because it is like putting a highlighter on where “clothing” is supposed to be…and some dudes just can’t handle that…which means there’s a market for tan line selfies….and luckily we live in a era of “WOKE” and “Annoying” whores who don’t think they are whores but think they are sex positive warriors that are progressive, edgy, interesting and on trend if they work as sex workers….middle of the road suburban girls who would have worked as tennis instructors, camp councillors, at the local ice cream shop….ALL selling nudes in some attempt to fight the misogynist world trying to intellectualize the sex work…despite being idiots….to make money off their nudes and those misogynists….

Here are a bunch of girls showing off their tan lines…

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2020

02

Jul

Kat is Posing of the Day

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I don’t know who this KAT person is, I just saw that was her name and felt like it was only the right thing to address her by her first name…which on instagram she goes by “Dr Kat”…you can check all her uplifting and half naked content THERE ….but you shouldn’t bother because we don’t want to lose you to the evil corporation that is Facebook…

That said…..

She says she’s a GLOBAL MEDIA AND MARKETING PERSON, which doesn’t explain why she only has 4500 followers despite getting naked and half naked in shoots….maybe that’s what she aspires to be and she puts it up there like some affirmations…”I am good enough to be a hit”…..you know a vision board like The Secret to get here where she wants to be..since last time I checked 4,600 followers for a girl who gets pretty naked is pretty shit…but here I am promoting her, so I guess her tactics are working…now MILLIONS of you will see what her ass is all about and I feel good about that…doing my part until I get an email demanding I take down the pics because ALL the unknown models are the worst kind of models who demand I remove their images because they don’t know how the internet works…sharing content you put out there bro….while the famous ones don’t fucking bother because they are just happy people are talking about them and never notice unless it’s leaked nudes…

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2020

02

Jul

Cindy Bruna in a Bikini of the Day

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For some reason whenever I write out Cindy Bruna’s name I think of an anus….I guess because BRUNA means “Brown” to me, and despite not that many anuses being actually brown, but another name for anus is “brown eyed willy”……

That said, I still think anus every time I see the name Cindy Bruna….maybe it’s just that all these millennials are so anus obsessed, from butt plugs to prostate massages…to being genderless and bisexual….they just love people man….the anus, the gateway to the soul, is just always being pushed at us…

Cindy Bruna, anus and all is a French from France model who was discovered at 17 by some Chris D’Elia motherfucker, maybe it was Epstein…and has worked on all kinds of campaigns in her now 8 year career…including walking for Victoria’s Secret for the last 7 years, or 6 years since they were cancelled last year by the cancel culture and by themselves for funding Epstein, not adapting to the new era of traditional models alienating fat chicks and trans people…who feel they deserve to be models…because this is the era of never saying no to anyone, you can do anything you dream of, even if it is crazy because we won’t stop you, that would be wrong….fat chick, you too can identify as a lingerie model if you want, it’s the internet motherfuckers, use it to whine about everything and make all your shitty dreams come true…

POINT being…she’s in bikinis struggling through the whole covid crisis, obviously…

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2020

02

Jul

Thursdays are for Titty Drops of the Day

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I guess Thursdays are for tits, even though every day is for tits, have you seen how girls dress these days? Titties fucking everywhere…and even when they didn’t dress like street whores, every day was still for tits, because we are perverts and even those of us who are more into a good ass than big tits, because tits of all size are acceptable, while good round asses are more rare…even in this era of girls getting all that fake ass procedures to look more like a sex doll because they are influenced by the likes of the Kardashians….every day is still for titties…

What better way to celebrate tits that with TITTY DROPS…I mean besides sucking tits, titty fucking tits or even grabbing random tits….from a safe social distance…TITS!

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2020

02

Jul

Dua Lipa Yoga Booty of the Day

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I wrote some shit about Dua Lipa being some kind of scam who understood internet marketing, I think I focused more on the fact that she’s fucking ANTWERP HADID the Hadid’s “male model” brother….who is not Bella Hadid, the other “Male Model” brother in the Hadid family they are packaging as a female…because the “cool kids” or the “It-Kids” or the “trending kids” are all a bunch of rich entitled assholes…

This Dua Lipa bitch got her start creating underage smut for perverts to get the views, the underage smut was her singing cover songs, which got her the clickbait from singing songs people like while having her tits out….which perverts on youtube like….and lucky for her, the record labels so eager to get younger people buying their bullshit and didn’t actually use their brains to see if her followers are legit, or just perverts, or just fake views to troll adsense, these are things people do, that I should have done, to get relevant…..

This Dua Lipa bitch was also a model who was told she was too fat to be a model before she started her youtube to Do-It-Yourself….but I am pretty sure that’s a bullshit story….but clearly based on her Yoga Posing she’s not too fat anymore..useless clickbait trash maybe…bit not too fat at all.

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2020

02

Jul

Lena Meyer-Landrut Underwater of the Day

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I would argue that LANDRUT is not the hottest last name, unless you’re a serial rapist / killer and you like that she’s named after where you dump the bodies. I do hope you’re not a serial rapist, but if you are….the land rut may be where you want to dump the body….

If you are genuinely interested in the half naked girl underwater…..Lena Meyer-Landrut is a German singer-songwriter who rose to fame after representing Germany in the Eurovision Song Contest 2010 in Oslo…..and who the fuck cares what else she’s done the last 10 years.

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2020

02

Jul

Inka Williams Covered in Plaster of the Day

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Inka Williams is some Bali based model or instagram model, it’s all interchangeable these days since brands only care about instagram hype and cast people based on their instagram hype, so the whole “model” for the sake of modelling is some BOOMER concept….

That said, Inka Williams is some instagram babe from BALI who went viral and accumulated a bunch of followers and got some hype because being based in BALI, maybe not born in Bali but definitely raised in BALI makes her authetic Bali Content, while the Russian women who all moved to BALI for the IG content are stepping on INKA’s toes, posing like posers, cuz they’re not legit Balinese…because that kind of thing matters when looking at hot naked bitches in the tropics. WE CARE IF THEY ARE AUTHENTICALLY PORN AND RAISED in the third world country they are posing in….I know my whole life looking at bikini shoots I’ve said “hot bikini, but is she actually from that location or did she travel there”.

ANYWAY, the COVID may have given this girl some insight to increase her hustle, since she’s been releasing nudes and half nudes more aggressively than ever….a good thing to come out of the pandemic since all these young under 25 year olds now work as “sex workers” who sell nudes more than ever…something I’d never subscribe to but that I definitely stare at cuz it nudes…

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