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2020

18

Jun

Bar Refaeli’s Bikini Pic of the Day

A few weeks ago, Bar Refaeli got a plea deal for her tax evasion. She didn’t pay tax on 7 million dollars of earnings because she said she was a woman of the world with no address, some weird accounting scam that I guess the Israeli IRS weren’t too into…considering Jewish people abroad ALWAYS give back to Israel.

So they settled with her, slapping her with a 1.5 million dollar fine, plus the taxes owing, and 9 months of billshit community service….while her mom-ager is going to serve a year and a half in jail for her, taking the fall man, but that’ll probably get scaled back assuming she’s old as shit…you know a slap on the wrist for the rich and famous!!

I guess this entitled cunt felt like she did good promo for Israel when she ditched serving in the army and ran to America to fuck Leo DiCaprio…obviously her mom, who is taking the fall for her, appreciates all the daughter’s tits have done for them….for the country…that she mooched off of because she’s rich and greedy…

So she posted this bikini pic, I guess the stress is off her, now that mom’s going to be getting shanked in a prison rape love triangle gone bad and not her. Party.

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2020

18

Jun

JoJo Promoting Rihanna’s Lingerie of the Day

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Jojo, who you may remember as the child star jailbait that wasn’t all that hot about 15 years ago, who has made a slow and steady comeback, in part due to her tits, that she’s flashed to her IG fans at least once because it was a quicker and easier and low effort way to get people to remember her, at least people who aren’t the gay followers she’s got, you know sexualize her like you used to, she grew some tits motherfucker…

She’s out here promoting Rihanna’s panty line as one of Rihanna’s hired ambassadors because I guess Rihanna grew up on JOJO when she had that American dream and was smuggled into the country by Jay Z when she was underage….creepy.

I guess Jojo felt it was time to move on from her Black Lives Matter posts and go into this, because where do you draw the line and stop pretending you care, and when do you go back to selfies. It must be stressful for public figures trying to naviagate that nonsense….and clearly Jojo feels she’s done her part for the black people, in part because of her last two weeks of posts but also because back when she fell out of celebrity she was dating some black cock.

I wonder if Rihanna’s promotion counts as Black Lives Matter, since Rihanna of all people descends from Caribbean Sugar Plantation slaves, some slave sympathy or maybe it’s just that Jojo has paid obligations that override posting black people she knows and I guess we don’t need to analyze it, just try to understand why you can see her pussy tattoo and not her pussy lip…

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2020

18

Jun

Lais Riberio’s Posing Ridiculousness of the Day

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Remember there’s a very fine line between legit model for a mall brand that doubles as a human trafficking financier…and actual street level prostitutes. The fine line is usually cost….because it all comes down to money.

I find it funny that you can look at some teen mom from Brazil who you know was likely sucking dick before figuring out whatever scam she needed to figure out to get imported to America, kid in tow, to be a “Victoria’s Secret Angel”….a pretty fucking solid scam, well executed scam, and look at her now…taking funny full on whore behavior…but more luxurious because she’s a VS model….

We call this polarizing….but look at her now…I see why rich guys would pay to stick their dick in this….especially when she was younger, more desperate and working towards the dream she’s now riding…nice and trashy….the kind of behavior you’d expect to see end in TEEN PREGNANCY…

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2020

18

Jun

Traffic Tit Thursday of the Day

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I just wrote a manifesto proclaiming that I will not give into the alliteration nazis creating trending hashtags based on the days of the week, like Titty Thursday, Thong Thursday, THOT Thursday, THIRSTY THURSDAYS….but then I found TRAFFIC TIT and figured…fuck it, throw in the towel, Showering Thursday was fun and all, it was defiant, it was rebelious, it was wild and crazy….but it was scary out there as a lone wolf on the internet….let me back into your alliteration club…and I’ll do it with TRAFFIC TITS…..

I do like that this generation is a bunch of exhibitionist sluts that love to get naked on the internet becuase porn is normalized, being a self involved selfie taker is what is expected of you, and nudity gets more attention than clothing….I am a fan…it is just funny to cross reference how a lot of these seemingly down to earth, willing to get naked, selling their panties and nudes online like a bunch of whores play the whole woke card….it’s like bitch, you sell fucking nudes online and therefore your opinion of anything is irrelevant….

If you want the easy meal ticket, you gotta get the same hate women who have chosen sex work has always got….just because it’s popular doesn’t mean we can’t treat you like sex worker you brag about being…oh and I still call sex workers whores…does that make me cancelled?

Not that any of these tits are even good, but they happened…and that’s what counts!

Posted in:Features

2020

18

Jun

Showering Thursday of the Day

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I figure if you’re going to do a feature of girls being slutty on the internet for a Thursday, why not choose something that doesn’t start with a “T”.

Titty Thursday, Thong Thursday, THOT Thursday, THIRSTY THURSDAYS, all alliterations to jerk off to, literally….but also all so cliche….you can find it anywhere as the mainstream adapt it with their sheep mindset.

When being pure, different and UNIQUE…you gotta go deeper into nonsense so for Thursdays post I’d like to turn into a hashtag, I’ve decided to go with Showering Girls Thursday….I know what you are thinking…why not do Shower Sundays, Shower Saturdays, even WASHING WEDNESDAY…..because I am crazy that’s why….I am an internet risk taker…and I won’t fold to your ALLITERATION ideals….

I WILL NOT CONFORM….this is the REVOLT….This is my MANIFESTO…these are bitches in the shower…

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2020

18

Jun

Jaime King Braless Crackhead of the Day

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Jaime King is some opiate addict trash who is currently going through a divorce, where her opiate addiction has been made public.

I feel like some sort of prophet, or clairvoyant, call me MISS CLEO, or Nostradamus because I’ve been calling her an opiate addict since she was an official opiate addict.

You see, before she pulled her opiate addict socks up and ran from NYC where she modelled as a HEROIN CHIC with an actual Heroin addiction, it was the 90s, cuz she’s an old weathered pussy….and heroin ended up killing off her boyfriend, so edgy…so cool…fucking idiots…but she’d show her tits alot and we like tits.

So she moved to LA, sucked JustJared’s dick, groupied on a blogger, something that has never happened to me because I am not gay and Asian and in LA I guess…then she tried things out as an actor…and has really done nothing interesting or relevant…all while being an opiate addict, forever an opiate addict…and I have no sympathy for addicts ever.

I will still stare at their junky tits, and pay their junky asses to do the most terrible possible things, you know lets see how far this addiction takes you motherfuckers…maybe you should have just stuck to weed…

I actually have a friend who died of a Heroin overdose, he was a huge pot head hippie who listend to jam bands and wore fucking tie dye before it was cool during quarantine…good vibes until some girl he dated as like “let’s try heroin”…fucking dummy…I have no respect for that and he was a legit friend, so I have no respect for this cunt…who isn’t dead from the opiates…YET…

So stare at the tits while they are still there, I guess.

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2020

18

Jun

Lily Rose Depp Bra and Cankles of the Day

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I’ve been saying that Lily Rose Depp’s got some gnarly fucking cankles and not gnarly in a “totally gnarly” surfer bro in the 80s kind of way, but gnarly in a fat old lady you see at the diner everyday having her bacon and eggs breakfast followed by a piece of chocolate cake despite her diabetes cuz she doesn’t give a fuck about no diabetes she’s been ready to die for the last 20 fucking years, plus she’s got the compression socks to help with the pain…

It’s like Lily Rose Depp has two distinct bodies, this tiny upper body that I guess she keeps feet like a power walker, and this terrifying midget legged cankle body lower half….I mean she’s still Johnny Depp’s daughter, and as someone who is TEAM JOHNNY and has been since before he even got with Amber Heard becasue it was clear to me how much of an opportunistic cunt she is….she’s still hot, but those cankles man, too badk they don’t have filler injections or other techniques all these whores ue on their face to offset this cankle situation, which to me is a VERY serious situation because cankles ruin hotness everyday.

Just be happy they aren’t purple and discolored yet.

Maybe she should look into only wearing pants…

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2020

18

Jun

Choose Your Camgirl of the Day

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Personally, I like to choose my cam girls at CAMALLSTARS because they pay me….

But this is a clever video of a girl, probably a cam girl, doing her best version of the various Cam Girls you can get, while possibly being all of those cam girls, when pretending she’s not, because she’s categorizing them, mass generalizing them, which in this woke era could be seen as racist….but then again, this bullshit racist fighting bunch of idiots are also the most compartmentalized group of “I am these 18 labels and don’t call me her, my pronound is THEM”….which from where I’m standing is fucking inconsistent..

Good thing I’m only here for the laughs and the the tits!

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2020

18

Jun

Drunk Guy Gets Firewood and Other Videos of the DAy

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Officer McMuffin

Dude with Really Big Feet

Girl on a One Wheel Fail

92 Year Old Getting Punched!

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2020

18

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wonder what the ratio is when it comes to hot girls VERSUS fat ugly girls when it comes to eating ass…

I feel like the fatties are more inclined to eat ass because it involves eating…plus the fat ugly girls know they are fat and ugly so they put more effort in….it used to be that I THOUGHT the fat and ugly were just eager, like waiting on the sidelines, ready for their big day, fucking like they will never fuck again, to bring it….but i think it’s just that the fat know they are fat and try harder….while hot chicks are like “why bother” they get everything they want with less effort…

But then I remember the young people are all obsessed with anus, so maybe hot chicks eat ass too…but I still like to think it’s a fat chick thing…

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