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2020

26

Jun

Madeline Zima Whip Cream Fetish of the Day

This is from the new Perry Mason show that has nothing to do with the original Perry Mason, who I thought was a Lawyer, but instead they’ve turned him into some 1940s Private Eye in Hollywood on some modern day Film Noir vibes….

I watched a few minutes of the show, fell asleep so have no idea if it is good or not, but this clip of a fat fuck eating pussy with whipped cream all over it, speaks to my soul…because as an obese man, anything to sweeten up a rank pussy smell and taste because you’re used to eating the ass of homeless women who haven’t showered in a month because they are affordable, is a good thing….make a delicacy out of it…while giving it a yeast infection….

I am actually not into whipped cream pussy eating, but if you have a fat wife like me, you could probably get more blow jobs if you incorporated their favorite tasty treat….so let this inspire…

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2020

26

Jun

Friday is For Flashers of the Day

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Here are a bunch of flashers, that unlike real flashers in their trenchcoats on public transportation, won’t be getting arrested….but they still get to get off in the same way…exhibitionism, a hell of a drug…

There’s an endless supply of girls on the internet, possibly the same girls crying about being offended for being white, or being victims, or being sexualized, out there posting their clothed vs their unclothed bodies…so you see what they are working with, so you can decide whether they are the kind of girl better naked or clothed, so you know what you’re getting into when jerking off to her, with no misleading…it’s raw, it’s honest, most probably self-photoshopped…most trying to get you to sign up to their premium snapchats…all wonderful enough in their own right…a celebration motherfuckers..

Friday is for Flashing.

Posted in:Olympic

2020

26

Jun

Ashley Tisdale’s Shit Body on TikTok of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale is some fuckign Disney Owned Puppet that they manipulated the media into thinking was some kind of “Hot Chick” despite botched plastic surgery and basically not being a hot chick, but at least at the time that she was trending for being a hot chick, she was about 10 years younger and spent her days working out or starving herself out or whatever, so there was a little tone to her skinny body, now she’s just a slim fat, not to be confused with SLIM FAST, the drink the SLIM FATS should drink when trying to lean up…

Well, she still exists because she hasn’t killed herself, at least not yet and why would she, part of the disney brainwashing is to think you’re on the happiest place on earth just being alive…so instead she’s turned to the CHINESE SPYWARE app to grace our lives with this HUMILIATING video of her in a bikini top, little titty with a gunt doing a dance in her mid 30s like she’s a 13 year old…because that’s how being a victim of predators in Hollywood at a young age evolves…

For a trained song and dancer…this is pretty fucking medicated and awful….but BIKINI TOP AND SHORTS

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2020

26

Jun

Naked Hipsters Break Into an Amusement Park of the Day

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There’s a horrible trend that I am seeing in these nude “woke’ hipster shoots, you know the kind that the instagrammers do to get clout, oftentimes with girls who have no business being naked models, but since they are all “woke” it’s ok, we are all god’s people deserving to be models, even if we are terribly average, fat, or with handicap or skin disorder…

That’s not the horrible trend, because I am a pervert and will look at any girl naked, no matter how mutated she is, because if there’s a pussy, I’m down…it’s been a constant theme since losing my viriginty to an albino with no toes, unless that was just a scene in a Harmony Korine movie, I must have early dementia because I don’t remember pretty much anything…..

That said….the HORRIBLE trend is that dudes are now hopping in on the getting naked, so like this shoot, two girls naked in an amusement park, maybe even three girls…and some awkward fucking dude right in there with them…

Is it to prove it’s not “Sexualizing” and just “nudity” which is the “human form” that should not be sexualized? Or is dude like “I want in this”…or does dude identify as a woman, and is therefore to be seen as a woman. Who fucking knows, It is all too confusing.

The models are “Feminsit Mathilde and MARISA both perfectly fucking average.

Posted in:Photos

2020

26

Jun

Looking Up Inka Williams Skirt of the Day

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Inka Williams is some hot girl who has the luxury of being raised in BALI so that she can look down on all the other instagram girls from RUSSIA and Australia who have moved to BALI for the Insta-vibes…and all them all a bunch of posers, which they are…

If you get paid to be on vacation thanks to perverts being into girls who post bikini pics everyday and advertisers who don’t care if they are even legit followers, because everyone is scamming everyone….moving to BALI just makes sense….

Not to mention, who fucking cares if you’re a legit BALI girl thanks to hippie parents who did the same thing the influencers are doing by moving there, just before their was instagram, because it was she’s 20…

She’s skinny, interesting looking, and these pics of are of where her ass cheek meets her pussy, the pussy definition in her skimpy shorts short, the staring at the pussy because we like pussy.

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2020

26

Jun

Jordyn Jones Nip Slip of the Day

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, this Jordyn Jones dancing bitch from Kalamazoo Michigan looks like some kind of inbred trash that should be working at Walmart, and that should be 50 to 100 pounds heavier, but for whatever reason found dance and it kept her thin, and brought her to hollywood, but I can assure you she’s got the Fat Genes and she will cave into her MICHIGAN calling of motorized scooters with purple ankles thanks to the diabetes we can assume bother her parents back home have, while she’s out here being “hollywood” or at least flashing her tit intentionally for attention. It’s a marketing tactic you know. Oh, we know.

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2020

26

Jun

Kendall Jenner Nipples of the Day

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For those of you who don’t know, the Kardashians run all their social media through an agency they own. They have a full staff on board to properly execute their media empire. I used to know the girl that runs it, she was poached from BUZZMEDIA, which was a company that basically owned all the celeb blogs, from EGOTASTIC to WWTDD and other shit like Spin Magazine…

So it’s all some brainwashing, digital marketing, supported by a TV show, that went viral from a sex tape bullshit….and everytime you see a Kardashian or Jenner in a slutty picture, it’s because the team that runs their accounts decide “Ok we need a nude”….it’s all just click bait, to keep them in the news, to keep them trending, to keep their scam alive…but that doesn’t change the fact that a naked Kendall Jenner, resorting to low level smut, to get views, is hilarious because even when you’re a billionaire, you gotta do Only Fan tactics to keep up the bullshit.

The fact these trashy cunts aren’t cancelled makes no sense to me, but here they are…existing…

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2020

26

Jun

Nude Underwater Shoot on Youtube of the Day

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I’ve been saying that Youtube is a creepy porn site since its inception. I just know how dudes are and the second they have a chance to google anything, it’s going to be “naked chicks”, “nudity”, “titties”, “sex”, “Porn”….

If you do a search for tits or vagina or gynecological exams or bikini wax tutorials….you’ll find straight up pussy….

Google tries to downplay the sex content on youtube and really the volume of traffic from google searches about sex, which I am sure account for more than 75% of their views, making it the biggest porn platform on the internet, because they “white wash it”, only their “white wash” is more “pretend it’s mainstream, non sexual and safe.

Then there’s the whole youtube being a hub for teen girls to post provocative videos that you know are being viewed by fucking creeps….like them trying on bathing suits, jumping on trampolines, dancing like they are on TikTok….because they clearly have no parents…and you know that 90 percent of those views aren’t other kids checking in.

For whatever reason it’s not policed or regulated, the owners are some of the richest in the world, sitting on their LIE and laughing….because all corproations are fucking EVIL…

This is a video presented as “Art” of a girl naked underwater, to remind you that GOOGLE is porn.

Then in even better YOUTUBE weirdness….check out this video of girls giving each other wedgies from February…on a channel called “sexy videos”…with 500,000 views…you’d think they’d catch it…

There there’s this guy with the best TWERKS….

Posted in:Videos

2020

26

Jun

Ocala Florida Bikini Competition of the Day

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This is a great way to spent 10 minutes of your time. A Florida bikini contest like we were still in the 90s, the good years when girls were more than happy to show off their hot bodies, half naked, for a bunch of incel, pervert, married and into hot chick DUDES…the way NATURE intended it you know to keep the species alive.

There’s a nice level of trashy chicks with trashy audience being trashy…and I fucking love it.

Posted in:Videos

2020

26

Jun