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2020

10

Jun

Andrew Kuykendall’s Hot Photo Round Up of the Day

My claim to fame was hooking this photographer Andrew Kykendall up with a porn star to collaborate on some photos…never to hear from either of them again. I’m a connector, left in the dark connector and that’s ok….thanks to being irrelevant.

I came across this gallery of his photos and liked them, so I figured I’d promote his work for all you perverts who are into girls that are hotter than any girls you’d ever talk to being in various states of naked…..

Seeing as naked girls is something you’d never get to see, being the loser you are, except if you accidentally ran into them while doing some Eagle Scouts mapping exercises in the wonderful nature setting they are in….

Seeing as all the instagram shoots have dwindled, all the perverts have become less racy in their content because they are pussies who don’t believe in themselves but instead fear being cancelled…it’s nice to see a photographer take hot pics, suck on feet, and strip down girls the way NATURE intended…because in case you were wondering…nature didn’t event clothing…humans did because we are idiots.

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2020

10

Jun

Inka Williams Topless of the Day

Inka Williams

I don’t know much about Inka Williams besides her being this amazing faced, sometimes nude, tanned and skinny model from Bali who went viral on instagram and is now considered “relevant”, as she should be because she’s fucking hot.

So she’s repped by IMG, which is a massive international agency, which doesn’t always say much. I mean so many LA based sugar babies are on the roster of many agencies on the IMG level and you know they aren’t getting cast for anything but sucking some rich dude dick.

I don’t know if Inka has gone down that road yet, I mean they all sort of dabble in rich cock as they come up…but maybe Bali based girls are different, which I doubt since a lot of the Bali based girls are just Australian whores in a cheaper and more adventurous setting…who fucking knows…I just know if you’re hot, from Bali and with internet connection, you have no excuse not to have 1,000,000 followers on social media like Inka because your backdrop is almost as hot as your half nakedness….you know to people like me who live in basements and will never see anything like this ocean thing they talk about…especially now due to COVID…so I guess it’s going to be a jerk off to the babes at the beach from home, rather than jerking off to the babes on the beach from the beach until getting arrested. Probably a safer option, but living safe is also living boring…

Point being, I like Inka Williams and any of you who call me a fag because you think she looks like a skinny teen boy, maybe you should look to yourself and ask why you see skinny teen boys when you’re looking at babes…fag.

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2020

10

Jun

Top 10 Instagram Nudes of the Day

The good news is that despite all the whining, the protests, the activism or the activism filter that makes these girls COSPLAY people with depth, substance or something to say, when really they are just low hanging fruit clickbait producing, shameless for the likes, attention seeing sluts trying to sexualize themselves to get ahead, while yelling at us for sexualizing them, despite their shit being sexual….

They are still out here putting up their nude content on instagram that they pretend is their art, their self expression, basically naything but NUDES for the sake of NUDES, even though they are nudes for the sake of nudes…

Here are the top 10 naked pics of girls on instagram that we’ve found today…because not everything is an annoying protest.

Top 10 Instagram Nude

Top 10 Instagram Nude

Top 10 Instagram Nude

Top 10 Instagram Nude

Top 10 Instagram Nude

Top 10 Instagram Nude

Top 10 Instagram Nude

Top 10 Instagram Nude

Top 10 Instagram Nude

Top 10 Instagram Nude

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2020

10

Jun

The Best way to Eat a Cucumber of the Day

I don’t know who this girl is, I came across her shit randomly, but I do know that she’s got a real understanding for good clickbait content production..

From Peeling a Cucumber attached to a fuck machine, something all women should own, think of it as an insurance policy for if you’re ever out of work and need to get on the internet selling nudes….

But this busty babe is no one trick pony, she also plays pool with her cameltoe, does a Joe Exotic parody you will like, shows some bush in her bathing suit because bush is hot…and despite the shitty tattoos…I’m a fan…

The good news is that people on the internet are still fucking weirdos, still producing gold, so the world is less about protest and more about sleazy titty good times and that’s nice, innit.


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2020

10

Jun

Throwback Uma Thurman in Her Bra of the Day

Uma Thurman in Her Bra

While on the Throwback kick, you know since everything was better in the past, especially chicks over 30, I figure I’ll throw these Uma Thurman pics up on here from before she was Tarantino’s fetish, before her man hands overrode the size of her tits, before Ethan Hawk married and impregnated her….back when she was just getting her start…as a model at least that is how I assume she started since she looks like she’s 6 feet tall.

This pic is from the 80s, when the Boston born, daughter of a Hippie professor of Buddhist studies dad and a Mexican Born, German and Swedish fashion model mom, the little Buddhist Thurman got modelling at the age of 15 back in 1985 before doing the whole acting thing….and looking at her then may explain why we know who she is now….

Uma Thurman in Her Bra

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2020

10

Jun

Elsa Hosk Bikini of the Day

Elsa Hosk Bikini

Elsa Hosk is the 30 year old Victoria’s Secret model who is really their hottest model despite being so fucking old for a model…you know models hit menopause at 25, they die at 30…but Elsa Hosk is still killing it…maybe because she got a late start, maybe because she’s Swedish and they have good genetics, maybe because she was a pro Swedish basketball player which sounds like more of a fetish or a porn series than an actual thing, but athletes have better work ethic than loser lazy models who are just skinny through starvation….

She’s clearly over her black square protests, she’s done her part in Black Lives Matter, you know posting that black square….

She’s not American she just lives here and takes all that American money back to Sweden where they have black people of their own who may not be treated the same as black people in America..who fucking knows…

I just know she was quick to get back to posting her amazing bikini body, so here’s those amazing bikini body pics because you can’t let racism, protests, problems that don’t affect you get in the way of putting your smut out there….this is her smut out there.

Here is some new lingerie campaign she’s in:
Elsa Hosk Lingerie

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2020

10

Jun

Throwback Amanda Seyfried Pussy Flash of the Day

Amanda Seyfried

I came across this picutre of a possible Amanda Seyfried pussy flash. I figure it’s old and if it happened, I’ve definitely posted it. I mean my entire fucking existence on the internet since 2004 has been posting celebrity slip ups, or pussy slips…but being old, drunk, and possibly in the early stages of dementia or alzheimers, I really don’t remember shit, this pussy flash and possible asshole flash is new to me.

I always liked Amanda Seyfried, I found it funny when she replaced Lindsay Lohan in all the roles Lohan had lined up before she fully lost her fucking mind, it’s snake shit like that that I think is funny. Not to mention they were in Mean Girls together, a movie I still have never seen because I’m not a fan of scar face, but that I know exists….and made for some catfight rivalry…..which isn’t really why I liked her, I liked that she had nice size tits for her body and that she would do one bullshit Disney level movie and one racier where she got naked movie in the same year…giving us two version of her…the naked one the better version…the safe Disney friendly one the money making version…

So seeing her pussy, which is an innie pussy or what they call a SIMP because it looks like Homer’s Mouth…is exciting, even if it’s photoshopped, a deep fake, or whatever because the nice thing about the internet is that we can believe whatever the fuck we want to believe is real…and I’m believing this.

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2020

10

Jun

On this Day in Titty Drops of the Day

The world may be a crazy place and people may be taking the internet way too seriously, forgetting it is the internet and thus designed for anyone and everyone to troll the fuck out of each other, but one thing is forever and one thing that is of value and one thing, troll or not, fake or not, ugly or not, racist or not…is the titty….

So whatever craziness goes on out there with a bunch of uptight people who need to do breathing exercises to get their chill on, since being mad is a cancer that causes cancer on your insides, when everything can be viewed with a grain of salt, laughed at, like watching a very ridiculous movie unfold….there are always going to be great tits, shit tits, ugly tits, hot tits, all being exposed for attention by the women who own them.

So here are some great titty drops to brighten up this dark dark world.

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2020

10

Jun

Party Boat…and Other Videos of the Day

Police Chase

Dog Missed Owner

Woman fights with McDonald’s Staff

Motorcycle Stunts

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2020

10

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The most annoying thing about watching the cancellations of various assholes, is that they never seem to cancel the people I want cancelled the most. Whether it’s the Kardashians or Ellen or Jimmy Fallon or Ryan Seacrest or EmRata…there’s just a handful of garbage pop culture pieces of shit who don’t go down, but the Founder and CEO of crossfit goes down, some journalists you’ve never heard of go down, some irrelevant celebs or hosts go down, like a Vietnamese host of an MTV show, yet Ellen still exists…don’t people know she’s a lesbian?

It’s like all the easily offended about racism, feminism and MeToo are also the first to post videos of themselves on Reddit pissing in their own mouths with butt plug in and a bbc in their mouth while their simp emasculated boyfriend jacks off because he’s pan sexual and into Mandingo porn, but he doesn’t call it that because Black Lives Matter and interracial is myth…not a fetish…or a construct of the patriarchy that has RUINED the world…but not a fetish….as young people everywhere cry about how our generation ruined life for them, while we were young and never bothered crying about the same shit, we just accepted that the older generation ruined it for us, and we didn’t have the same options as them to be lazy fucks that get paid for nude pics on an Only Fans…from the comfort of their homes….because they don’t know real struggle, real issues, but they sure fucking like creating them for social media content….

Point being, fuck the internet. It is just the internet. Don’t believe anything on the internet beyond pics to jerk off to.

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The Porn Industries Approach to Racism….
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Eva Longoria Booty Workout VS Eva Longoria’s 2004 FHM Shoot
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Gretel Skou Naked on the Rocks…
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Rita Ora’s Big Tits Working Out for Instagram
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Docking Boat Fail
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This Defunding the Police or You’re a Racist Shit is Crazy
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Strange Fuckign Cat
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Kendall Jenner Fucks Basketball Players
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Prince Andrew Donates Pizza to Sex Victims…Nice Guy
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Halsey Using her Black Card not being Seen as Racist is Insane
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Woman Dumping her Husband’s Ashes in a Dumpster
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SLUTTY FUCKING CAM GIRLS BEING SLUTS
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