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2020

09

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

If you were a black man what Kardashian would you fuck…is probably the most useless Black Lives Matter protest sign you can carry…

I guess you can only wonder if Bill Gates is responsible for George Floyd’s death, you know to get the heat off his COVID vaccines and Microchips…

It’s funny that all these young people getting naked on the internet have this victims whining attitude that they blame on trauma…when I know girls who were actually molsteed the old fashioned way their whole life and they don’t even know what trauma is, they just do heroin and suck dick for 50 bucks, but it’s got more soul than the girls sucking dick for followers…

Remember…somewhere out there a girl is on her period right now, it could be you.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Halsey Using the Black Card to her Advantage
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Frida Aasen Facetime Photo Shoot!
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Jane Soul is a Twerking Babe
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Bella Thorne’s Underboob Titties
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Paige Spiranac Spills On Dating Athletes
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Guy Puts Shock Collar on Girlfriend. Comedy Ensues
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Idiot Almost Killing Himself Jumping in Pool
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Christian McCaffrey Celebrates his 24th Birthday with Girlfriend Olivia Culpo
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Hailee Steinfeld’s Braless Cleavage
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Abby Rao in a See Through Top
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Suns Star Devin Booker Spotted Leaving Nobu With Kendall Jenner
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Reese Witherspoon Sued by a Group of Teachers
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Jojo is Braless
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Elsa Hosk Bikini!
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Abby Rao in a See Through Top!
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Stephen Fry’s Milk Trick….
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Parrot Solves 3D Puzzle
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Hairless Puppy Sitting on his Dog Friend
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Saints WR Michael Thomas Helped Wipe Out Almost $2.3 Million in Medical Debt for Families in New Orleans
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Real Housewive’s Kyle Richards Has a Big House
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Cardi B DIY Hair Mask Tutorial!
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Couple Breaking Bar Windows
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Girl Tries to Help Squirrel – Fails.
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Anastasiya Scheglova Self Care and Lingerie!
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The Guy who Reenacts The Entire Shrek 2 for Charity and it is Weird…..
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Woman Dumps Husband’s Ashes in the Dumpster….
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Hey Nerds Turn a Rusty Nail into a Sword
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Miss BumBum UK Jessica Lopes Promises to Get Naked if Chelsea Wins Their First Match After the Lockdown
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It’s Titty Tuesday!
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COVID GAMBLER
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Bikini Girl Fail
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks for Mandatory Mask Stores
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SLUTTY FUCKING CAM GIRLS BEING SLUTS
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Kim Garner Drinking Champagne with her Cleavage Out and her Pants Off in a Park
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Helen Hunt in a Bikini
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Isla Fisher Fucking her Bike Seat
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Dakota Fanning Getting Out of a Car in Shorts
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Maria Menounos in a Tank Top
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Ireland Baldwin Big Sloppy Tits at a Protest
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Fatter Hailey Beiber in a Bikini
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Ariel Winter Ugly
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From stepSMUT!!

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It’s Been a Bad Week for Racists
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Stripping Sky Diver
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Real Wives
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Instagram Girl’s Sex Tape
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Playground Pisser
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17 People Having a Shitty Day
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Busty Japanese babe
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Booty in a Thong Does a bikini Splits
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A Whole Bunch of Booty
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Instagram Slut of the Day
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Naked and Pregnant
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Public Sex Fail
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Animals hate Us
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2020

09

Jun

Some Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

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Pussy Eating Panties…or assholes too big for the panties…I just like writing the word panties seems to be a massive fucking trend on the internet because there’s an endless supply of girls posting pics of their assholes peeking out of their thongs…because thongs are designed to prevent pantylines and to give the pussy a catching device for its discharge, where the asshole is neglected coverage for if they designed a panty to also cover the anus, it’d be fullback…granny panties…while thongs need to be a little less nurturing to the asshole, they need to hope for the best and that the asshole behind the thong’s owner keeps it neat and clean and not oozing with anal mucus despite the HPV….

Point is, girls like showing off their assholes, they realize it’s the gateway to their soul, butt plug sales are at record highs, we are a vagina hating, asshole loving society, that probably happened with the whole emasculating the American male and turning them all into genderless queers…

Whatever the reason, I like assholes behind thongs….

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2020

09

Jun

Today in On/Off of the Day

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I would say that 97 percent of women look better clothed than naked. The clothes just leave enough to the imagination that we can still be excited, plus clothing is functional, tight and designed to frame a woman’s body, or compliment her body…that’s why women shop all the time, they are attempting to buy shit that makes them look good.

That’s not to say we aren’t excited by them naked, we love naked, it’s just that the clothing is the nice lie that keeps saggy tits and ass perkier, rounder, and better….and dangling labia can’t really shine in leggings…all things we are more than happy to lick, but also that we know aren’t the hottest version of a woman’s body…because we jerk off to naked chicks on the internet all day…

The other 3 percent of women have bodies that look better naked than clothed and when they strip down, you’re like what the fuck is actually happening, how did that body turn into this body, it’s a sleeper babe…

This compilation CD of on/off’s I’ve grabbed is a nice mix of both those things, celebrating the outfit vs the body the outfit is covering….exciting times on the internet I’d say.

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2020

09

Jun

Retail Store Flashers of the Day

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I don’t know if you bother going into retail stores anymore, I mean why bother when we’ve all been conditioned to order shit online for the last few months, and whether COVID is real or not, it’s nice to not have to walk around aimlessly looking for shit we don’t need, waiting in line to pay for the shit we don’t need, and all that other garbage that comes with retail…

Most people I know are still shopping in stores…but I guess it’s more regulated now or whatever…but also provides less people and more privacy for the retail store fetishists out there flashing….

So here are some flashers, it should be recent post-covid flashing, but who fucking cares, it’s slutty shoppers being exhibitionists and that’s always a good time…even if they are gross.

It’s too bad half these women look like fat low income suburban retards from a trailer park who have limited brain capacity due to their retardation but they are still flashing and that’s what matters…

Everyone is a sick fuck…

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2020

09

Jun

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch Continues of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale can’t help herself from being a lame as fuck human. She’s a Disney kid from an era where Disney Kids were these overly happy, cartoon character versions, of humans. They’d wear their colorful lame fucking outfits and do song and dance shit. They were worse than any MALL BRAND…they were some fast food, light hearted, idiotic, safe for everything, non offensive, no soul or edge creepy Pleasantville bullshit.

So she was raised in that bubble, before it was cool to post pics of your asshole while on her period, because feminism…or whatever…the whole Disney Kid becoming Miley or Bella Thorne is the now…but Tisdale is the then…

That said, she’s been consistently mangled face, in part due to her botched surgeries, but she was mangled before thatm, hence the botched surgeries..

At 35, in a Bikini top and slutty shorts doing some lame fucking dance doesn’t really save her, she’s still shit, but half naked makes shit more tolerable…you know life fucking a hot chick before her shower and only being able to smell her asshole…gross in ways because it really smells like assholes…but not offensive because it’s on a hot chick you are fucking and not a waitress serving you your dinner at a social distancing restaurant…..

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2020

09

Jun

Heather Graham Photoshopped Bikini Pic of the Day

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This photo of Actress Heather Graham is so heavily photoshopped it almost looks like an oil painting, or a sketch, but I guess that applies to every single girl on the internet who wants to make themselves just a little hotter than they are, with a few filters and facetune / photoshop apps…because why the fuck not….it’s not like you have to socialize or go out in public anymore. You can be an AVATAR…like the movie…only less queer.

This reminds me of when you let an old lady go at her photos top make her look younger, but this old lady is Heather Graham and we’ve all jerked off to her thanks to the RACIST HATE CRIME COMMITTING YET RICHER THAN GOD DESPITE HIS RACIST HATE CRIMES Marky Mark…has he been cancelled yet, or is the public more lenient on people they find cool, while too busy cancelling dudes who have racist wives…so dumb…

What I like about this pic is the square hip….I know that’s what I look for in pussy…but only because the closest thing to pussy I get is my AMAZON cardboard boxes.

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2020

09

Jun

Izabel Goulart Sets Them Titties Free of the Day

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Izabel Goulart is a 35 year old Brazilian model who came up in the Victoria’s Secret empire along with all the other Brazilians during an era of America being obsessed with the tanned and hot bodies of Brazilian women…for obvious reasons….assuming they didn’t have dicks…since Brazil is one of the premiere place for trannies, tranny porn, and all that other shit you are well aware of because you fuck trannies or at least want to.

I don’t know if she lives in the USA, or spends time in the USA, I used to post up all her fitness videos from Brazil a few years ago because she basically was ripped, had zero body fat and at the time, amongst all the fatties, I found that hot.

No longer a Victoria’s Secret girl, in the end she was just doing their non existent fashions shows, and even at 35, she still has that ripped body, but today she’s flashing tit, which makes her far more entertaining that seeing her doing slutty workouts.

Titty flashing is the whole point of living…so here’s to that.

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2020

09

Jun

Olga Kobzar Bush Erotica of the Day

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Olga Kobzar seems to be some Russian woman with an only fans that she sells her nudes on, even though you don’t need her only fans subscription to see her nudes, there’s so much free nudity online including all these only fan girls who use their nudes to bait dudes into subscribing, which in and of itself is reason to not subscribe….,marketing, a confusing concept along with only fans, which to me almost makes sense if you’re some kind of SIMP who think he’ll get in with the model by paying her monthly as a fan, even though they just want your money and rely if not prey on people like you who buy into that shit…the more virgin nerd losers with a credit card the better for them….

Anyway, Olga, a horrible name if you’re not Russian or Eastern European because it sounds like some hairy prison guard about to do a cavity search after you get caught smuggling LEVIS jeans into the communist country..but this Olga…a hot Olga trying to redefine what Olga means…is like all the other Russian girls..and is taking the Instagram approach to sex work, doing instagram style shoots better than any influencer and taking the fuck over with their BOT traffic used to trick the IG algorithm….science….Russians know coding and engineering and how to game the interent because science and math equals success or some shit…

So as Olga does this, making more money at it than Doctors and Lawyers make in her country, we get to benefit because look at her…she’s naked, she’s hot, she’s got bush, she’s in lingerie, she’ got massive tits….it’s an all around good fucking time.

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2020

09

Jun

Sarah Silverman Bikini of the Day

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I hate these pictures of Sarah Silverman because she cropped out her big nasty ass horse head that must be in its 40s by now, and showcased what looks like a toned stomach, like she’s been working out or starving herself out, distracting us from the fact that she was a sloppy pile of shit comedian who pulled off whatever scam she pulled off to become that trending comedian with her potty mouth, only to become some inconsistent activist trying to not get cancelled because being a comedian in this era of cancellation, especailly a potty mouth comedian, is likely a scary place for her.

You see, all these celebs try so fucking hard to make it, they move to LA do the comedy club thing, hang out with people they don’t like, sell their souls to get where they want to be, use their big tits as a bargaining chip…so the thought of losing that, despite the pile of money they’ve already scammed, scares them….

It just makes them all a bunch of pussies, who don’t stand their ground, don’t have souls, and are clearly just “shocking” with their potty mouths to get hits, not because they mean it.

So we deal with a lot of bullshit, but when the head is cut out, the face not there to distract, and the body looks hot…for once it its life…none of that bullshit matters, we can focus on the best Sarah Silverman has to offer, which I guess is this…

Slutty selfies instead of protests…sounds good to me….even though if you told me this was Sarah Silverman before I said “hot body” to myself…in too deep to take “hot body” out of the equation…even though I hate endorsing Sarah Silverman as hot anything because she’s not…

I like the cardboard box beach towel on the balcony vibes…nice an homeless and a reminder that despite the hot body, she likely smells like piss…she’s just that kind of girl…

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2020

09

Jun

Hot Black Girls Matter of the Day

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Since everyone is over sensitive about everything in the fucking world, from tweeting about boobs, to whatever the fuck else the trending protest of the day is…you know social media activism which I guess the last two weeks has been Black Lives Matter…

I don’t know if celebrating hot black chicks is some off-color joke that will flag me as a racist, since I am calling them black because basically everything is considered racist now, including supporting a police force….and people are all getting fired for their racism of the last 10 years on social media…

So I’ll just take it for whatever the 3 people who actually read the site decide it is, which I am assuming will include their own racist jokes of their own, because we appeal to real fucking winners here….the bottom of the fucking internet’s septic tank or outhouse toilet because we are so backwoods we don’t have sewers….

The point of the story, when it comes to hot chicks, there is no real color…which apparently is racist…to say that you don’t see color means you are ignoring color…you racist…but when it comes to hot chicks…you should ignore color and focus on what actually matters…their physical hotness…because ultimately….that’s what we are here for.

Hot chicks will overcome all the bullshit….and here are some black hot chicks to show my support for black hot chicks…because black hot chicks matter, like all hot chicks matter, I can’t say that all hot chicks are awesome, most are shit, but staring at them is awesome which is what we need to focus on….TITS!