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2020

10

Jun

Throwback Amanda Seyfried Pussy Flash of the Day

I came across this picutre of a possible Amanda Seyfried pussy flash. I figure it’s old and if it happened, I’ve definitely posted it. I mean my entire fucking existence on the internet since 2004 has been posting celebrity slip ups, or pussy slips…but being old, drunk, and possibly in the early stages of dementia or alzheimers, I really don’t remember shit, this pussy flash and possible asshole flash is new to me.

I always liked Amanda Seyfried, I found it funny when she replaced Lindsay Lohan in all the roles Lohan had lined up before she fully lost her fucking mind, it’s snake shit like that that I think is funny. Not to mention they were in Mean Girls together, a movie I still have never seen because I’m not a fan of scar face, but that I know exists….and made for some catfight rivalry…..which isn’t really why I liked her, I liked that she had nice size tits for her body and that she would do one bullshit Disney level movie and one racier where she got naked movie in the same year…giving us two version of her…the naked one the better version…the safe Disney friendly one the money making version…

So seeing her pussy, which is an innie pussy or what they call a SIMP because it looks like Homer’s Mouth…is exciting, even if it’s photoshopped, a deep fake, or whatever because the nice thing about the internet is that we can believe whatever the fuck we want to believe is real…and I’m believing this.

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2020

10

Jun

On this Day in Titty Drops of the Day

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The world may be a crazy place and people may be taking the internet way too seriously, forgetting it is the internet and thus designed for anyone and everyone to troll the fuck out of each other, but one thing is forever and one thing that is of value and one thing, troll or not, fake or not, ugly or not, racist or not…is the titty….

So whatever craziness goes on out there with a bunch of uptight people who need to do breathing exercises to get their chill on, since being mad is a cancer that causes cancer on your insides, when everything can be viewed with a grain of salt, laughed at, like watching a very ridiculous movie unfold….there are always going to be great tits, shit tits, ugly tits, hot tits, all being exposed for attention by the women who own them.

So here are some great titty drops to brighten up this dark dark world.

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2020

10

Jun

Party Boat…and Other Videos of the Day

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Police Chase

Dog Missed Owner

Woman fights with McDonald’s Staff

Motorcycle Stunts

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2020

10

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The most annoying thing about watching the cancellations of various assholes, is that they never seem to cancel the people I want cancelled the most. Whether it’s the Kardashians or Ellen or Jimmy Fallon or Ryan Seacrest or EmRata…there’s just a handful of garbage pop culture pieces of shit who don’t go down, but the Founder and CEO of crossfit goes down, some journalists you’ve never heard of go down, some irrelevant celebs or hosts go down, like a Vietnamese host of an MTV show, yet Ellen still exists…don’t people know she’s a lesbian?

It’s like all the easily offended about racism, feminism and MeToo are also the first to post videos of themselves on Reddit pissing in their own mouths with butt plug in and a bbc in their mouth while their simp emasculated boyfriend jacks off because he’s pan sexual and into Mandingo porn, but he doesn’t call it that because Black Lives Matter and interracial is myth…not a fetish…or a construct of the patriarchy that has RUINED the world…but not a fetish….as young people everywhere cry about how our generation ruined life for them, while we were young and never bothered crying about the same shit, we just accepted that the older generation ruined it for us, and we didn’t have the same options as them to be lazy fucks that get paid for nude pics on an Only Fans…from the comfort of their homes….because they don’t know real struggle, real issues, but they sure fucking like creating them for social media content….

Point being, fuck the internet. It is just the internet. Don’t believe anything on the internet beyond pics to jerk off to.

Here are stepLINKS…in the morning

The Porn Industries Approach to Racism….
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Eva Longoria Booty Workout VS Eva Longoria’s 2004 FHM Shoot
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Gretel Skou Naked on the Rocks…
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Rita Ora’s Big Tits Working Out for Instagram
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Docking Boat Fail
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This Defunding the Police or You’re a Racist Shit is Crazy
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Strange Fuckign Cat
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Kendall Jenner Fucks Basketball Players
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Prince Andrew Donates Pizza to Sex Victims…Nice Guy
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Halsey Using her Black Card not being Seen as Racist is Insane
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Woman Dumping her Husband’s Ashes in a Dumpster
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks for Mandatory Mask Stores
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SLUTTY FUCKING CAM GIRLS BEING SLUTS
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2020

09

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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If you were a black man what Kardashian would you fuck…is probably the most useless Black Lives Matter protest sign you can carry…

I guess you can only wonder if Bill Gates is responsible for George Floyd’s death, you know to get the heat off his COVID vaccines and Microchips…

It’s funny that all these young people getting naked on the internet have this victims whining attitude that they blame on trauma…when I know girls who were actually molsteed the old fashioned way their whole life and they don’t even know what trauma is, they just do heroin and suck dick for 50 bucks, but it’s got more soul than the girls sucking dick for followers…

Remember…somewhere out there a girl is on her period right now, it could be you.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Halsey Using the Black Card to her Advantage
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Frida Aasen Facetime Photo Shoot!
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Jane Soul is a Twerking Babe
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Bella Thorne’s Underboob Titties
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Paige Spiranac Spills On Dating Athletes
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Guy Puts Shock Collar on Girlfriend. Comedy Ensues
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Idiot Almost Killing Himself Jumping in Pool
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Christian McCaffrey Celebrates his 24th Birthday with Girlfriend Olivia Culpo
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Hailee Steinfeld’s Braless Cleavage
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Abby Rao in a See Through Top
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Suns Star Devin Booker Spotted Leaving Nobu With Kendall Jenner
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Reese Witherspoon Sued by a Group of Teachers
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Jojo is Braless
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Elsa Hosk Bikini!
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Abby Rao in a See Through Top!
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Stephen Fry’s Milk Trick….
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Parrot Solves 3D Puzzle
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Hairless Puppy Sitting on his Dog Friend
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Saints WR Michael Thomas Helped Wipe Out Almost $2.3 Million in Medical Debt for Families in New Orleans
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Real Housewive’s Kyle Richards Has a Big House
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Cardi B DIY Hair Mask Tutorial!
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Couple Breaking Bar Windows
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Girl Tries to Help Squirrel – Fails.
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Anastasiya Scheglova Self Care and Lingerie!
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The Guy who Reenacts The Entire Shrek 2 for Charity and it is Weird…..
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Woman Dumps Husband’s Ashes in the Dumpster….
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Hey Nerds Turn a Rusty Nail into a Sword
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Miss BumBum UK Jessica Lopes Promises to Get Naked if Chelsea Wins Their First Match After the Lockdown
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It’s Titty Tuesday!
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COVID GAMBLER
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Bikini Girl Fail
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks for Mandatory Mask Stores
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SLUTTY FUCKING CAM GIRLS BEING SLUTS
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From the Forum

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Kim Garner Drinking Champagne with her Cleavage Out and her Pants Off in a Park
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Helen Hunt in a Bikini
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Isla Fisher Fucking her Bike Seat
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Dakota Fanning Getting Out of a Car in Shorts
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Maria Menounos in a Tank Top
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Ireland Baldwin Big Sloppy Tits at a Protest
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Fatter Hailey Beiber in a Bikini
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Ariel Winter Ugly
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From stepSMUT!!

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It’s Been a Bad Week for Racists
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Stripping Sky Diver
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Real Wives
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Instagram Girl’s Sex Tape
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Playground Pisser
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17 People Having a Shitty Day
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Busty Japanese babe
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Booty in a Thong Does a bikini Splits
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A Whole Bunch of Booty
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Instagram Slut of the Day
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Naked and Pregnant
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Public Sex Fail
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Animals hate Us
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Real Big Tits…..
Real Big Tits

Peek a Boob
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Dildo Licker
Dildo Licker

Titty Reveal
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Titty Drop
Titty Drop

Another Huge Titty Drop
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2020

09

Jun

Some Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

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Pussy Eating Panties…or assholes too big for the panties…I just like writing the word panties seems to be a massive fucking trend on the internet because there’s an endless supply of girls posting pics of their assholes peeking out of their thongs…because thongs are designed to prevent pantylines and to give the pussy a catching device for its discharge, where the asshole is neglected coverage for if they designed a panty to also cover the anus, it’d be fullback…granny panties…while thongs need to be a little less nurturing to the asshole, they need to hope for the best and that the asshole behind the thong’s owner keeps it neat and clean and not oozing with anal mucus despite the HPV….

Point is, girls like showing off their assholes, they realize it’s the gateway to their soul, butt plug sales are at record highs, we are a vagina hating, asshole loving society, that probably happened with the whole emasculating the American male and turning them all into genderless queers…

Whatever the reason, I like assholes behind thongs….

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2020

09

Jun

Today in On/Off of the Day

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I would say that 97 percent of women look better clothed than naked. The clothes just leave enough to the imagination that we can still be excited, plus clothing is functional, tight and designed to frame a woman’s body, or compliment her body…that’s why women shop all the time, they are attempting to buy shit that makes them look good.

That’s not to say we aren’t excited by them naked, we love naked, it’s just that the clothing is the nice lie that keeps saggy tits and ass perkier, rounder, and better….and dangling labia can’t really shine in leggings…all things we are more than happy to lick, but also that we know aren’t the hottest version of a woman’s body…because we jerk off to naked chicks on the internet all day…

The other 3 percent of women have bodies that look better naked than clothed and when they strip down, you’re like what the fuck is actually happening, how did that body turn into this body, it’s a sleeper babe…

This compilation CD of on/off’s I’ve grabbed is a nice mix of both those things, celebrating the outfit vs the body the outfit is covering….exciting times on the internet I’d say.

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2020

09

Jun

Retail Store Flashers of the Day

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I don’t know if you bother going into retail stores anymore, I mean why bother when we’ve all been conditioned to order shit online for the last few months, and whether COVID is real or not, it’s nice to not have to walk around aimlessly looking for shit we don’t need, waiting in line to pay for the shit we don’t need, and all that other garbage that comes with retail…

Most people I know are still shopping in stores…but I guess it’s more regulated now or whatever…but also provides less people and more privacy for the retail store fetishists out there flashing….

So here are some flashers, it should be recent post-covid flashing, but who fucking cares, it’s slutty shoppers being exhibitionists and that’s always a good time…even if they are gross.

It’s too bad half these women look like fat low income suburban retards from a trailer park who have limited brain capacity due to their retardation but they are still flashing and that’s what matters…

Everyone is a sick fuck…

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2020

09

Jun

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch Continues of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale can’t help herself from being a lame as fuck human. She’s a Disney kid from an era where Disney Kids were these overly happy, cartoon character versions, of humans. They’d wear their colorful lame fucking outfits and do song and dance shit. They were worse than any MALL BRAND…they were some fast food, light hearted, idiotic, safe for everything, non offensive, no soul or edge creepy Pleasantville bullshit.

So she was raised in that bubble, before it was cool to post pics of your asshole while on her period, because feminism…or whatever…the whole Disney Kid becoming Miley or Bella Thorne is the now…but Tisdale is the then…

That said, she’s been consistently mangled face, in part due to her botched surgeries, but she was mangled before thatm, hence the botched surgeries..

At 35, in a Bikini top and slutty shorts doing some lame fucking dance doesn’t really save her, she’s still shit, but half naked makes shit more tolerable…you know life fucking a hot chick before her shower and only being able to smell her asshole…gross in ways because it really smells like assholes…but not offensive because it’s on a hot chick you are fucking and not a waitress serving you your dinner at a social distancing restaurant…..

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2020

09

Jun

Heather Graham Photoshopped Bikini Pic of the Day

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This photo of Actress Heather Graham is so heavily photoshopped it almost looks like an oil painting, or a sketch, but I guess that applies to every single girl on the internet who wants to make themselves just a little hotter than they are, with a few filters and facetune / photoshop apps…because why the fuck not….it’s not like you have to socialize or go out in public anymore. You can be an AVATAR…like the movie…only less queer.

This reminds me of when you let an old lady go at her photos top make her look younger, but this old lady is Heather Graham and we’ve all jerked off to her thanks to the RACIST HATE CRIME COMMITTING YET RICHER THAN GOD DESPITE HIS RACIST HATE CRIMES Marky Mark…has he been cancelled yet, or is the public more lenient on people they find cool, while too busy cancelling dudes who have racist wives…so dumb…

What I like about this pic is the square hip….I know that’s what I look for in pussy…but only because the closest thing to pussy I get is my AMAZON cardboard boxes.

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