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2024

17

Mar

Alessandra Portaluppi is the Instagram Of The Day

Social media is life, so it’s time to start showcasing the social media stars who may be virtually unknown and anonymous, in part because of how aggressive the AI filter and photoshop is, but also because everyone’s and influencer and no one actually keeps track of any of them on the same level they do with actual celebs, even though the social media star is arguably more interesting and less coddled than an actual celeb, despite likely being self involved narcissists….but they had to push to get seen, or buy fake followers to get seen and now they are all fighting to be seen more or harder than the next guy!

So here is a social media babe being hot with the hot content – her name is Alessandra Portaluppi

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

15

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Like every St Patty’s day, I am going to get to a bar, post up and drink until I can’t walk…hoping to find a midget chick I can dress up like a leprechaun to have sex with while it does an Irish Jig at least once in my life. You know, to make my St Patty’s day complete…instead of just ending up with fat vile trash forgotten in the bar after a day of drinking…that no one has come to claim because they don’t realize they lost her, or they are glad they lost her and hope she doesn’t sniff her way back home.

Or I won’t participate in St Patty’s day, because participating in things if for summer camp losers and I prefer to stare at the fucking wal…

Either way, I hope you find a midget to paint green and fuck…you deserve it.

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Bianca Censori Strikes a Pose!
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Trevon Diggs is Having a Baby with Joie Chavis!
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Kristen Stewart Gets Topless for Fashion Magazine!
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Some of The Best Selling Items on Amazon Right Now!
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50 really cool tricks that will surely blow everyone’s minds
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The 8 Worst Natural Disasters & Fires in American History
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Almost Died (GIF)
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Charli XCX – 2024 Vanity Fair Oscar Party in Beverly Hills
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Man with a whole lot of money gives a shoebox full of money to a security guard
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ALWAYS BE PREPARED
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Pack Of Wild Dogs Attack And Strip A Guy Sitting On The Sidewalk
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THE INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: ARIANAJENAFRUMES
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BASE jumper jumps off of a very tall wind turbine blade
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Paige Spiranac’s Youtube Shorts!
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Sydney Sweeney Sets Hearts Aflame: Massive Cleavage Display at GLAAD Awards!
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Kristen Stewart in Sexy Stockings!
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China’s response to possible TikTok ban in the US
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Science gadgets and toys sure to blow anyone’s minds
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Observing everyday objects under an electron microscope
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Joie Chavis is Having a Baby With The Dallas Cowboy Trevon Diggs!
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More Britney Spears Nudity!
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Tereza Petržilková is a Runner!
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Highly zoomed and magnified clips of regular items
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16 Bizarre Celeb Controversies And Moments That I Feel Deserve More Attention
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Why it’s a really bad idea to start a fire using gasoline
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ANIMALS FUCKING HATE US: VOLUME 184
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Katie Sigmond at the Driving Range!
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Pauline Tantot shows us her incredible bikini body in the Maldives
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Reason why scorpion venom is so expensive
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The Hottest Sophie Winkleman Bikini Photos
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Emily Ratajkowski … with a revealing dress and sideboob!
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What did Prince Harry and Meghan Markle say about Kate Middleton’s photo controversy?
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Charli XCX Electrifies Los Feliz with Braless Beauty and Hard Pokies!
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25 Random Trivia Bits That’ll Occupy Brain Space Without Any Purpose
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Amber Rose Wants to Smash Tucker Carlson!
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Cool stunts and tricks using a model fire train
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Ukrainian Track Star Yuliia Levchenko Goes for a Ski!
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Stupid people failing badly at work
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Alexandra Daddario – fishnet top with bra for Dior
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Hearing impaired Female Taxi Driver Assaulted By Deranged Customer
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STEALING AN ATM
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Some of the best driving skills ever
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Nazanin Mandi Cleavage at the Elton John’s Academy Awards Viewing Party!
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Emily Psarras Arizona Track Star!
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Mad Skills Yo (GIF)
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Bill Skarsgard is The Crow!
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Burning gas stove on a street gets extinguished by a brave police officer
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Gigi Hadid – Lleaving her apartment in New York City
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Sydney Sweeney – 35th Annual GLAAD Media Awards in Beverly Hills
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Kristen Wiig – The Hollywood Reporter
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Samantha Hanratty – 35th Annual GLAAD Media Awards in Beverly Hills
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Kaia Gerber – Day 1,655 of Being 18: Leggings at a gym in Hollywood
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Celeste O’Connor – Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire premiere in New York
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Allison Williams – 35th Annual GLAAD Media Awards in Beverly Hills
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Emily Alyn Lind – Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire premiere in New York
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Cierra Ramirez – 35th Annual GLAAD Media Awards in Beverly Hills
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Carrie Coon – Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire premiere in New York
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Whoops (GIF)
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Bianca Censori See Through at Vultures 2 Listening Party!
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Horrors of Modern Pornography
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Samanta Lily Breasts Up Close
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Molly Evans Paradise Kitchen XL Girls
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Friend’s wife blowjob after getting high
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Hot Babe Muirina Fae Via Playboy
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MONSTER Naturals (GIF)
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Jet Ski Pussy
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Three Naked Girls Cooking Together!
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Jewel Wake Up F1lthy Exploited College Girls
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Nude Pics of renee Olstead
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THE SLUT WITHIN
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Britney Spears in all her nude and sexy Instagram posts
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Big Boobie Babe Empathy via Suicide Girls
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18 Year Old Prodigy
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Explore the World of Heavy Fetish: Embrace Your Deepest Desires!
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Dancing in a Nightie!
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Sexy Elves in a Deep Dark & Dangerous Dungeon
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Scandalous Leaked Pics: Ashley Benson & Cara Delevingne Bare All!
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Clear Dildo in Ass
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Asian chick ends up in the worst porn scene of her life
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Thayana Babyy Bust Down Thayana Bust Down Bang Bros
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Simon Kitty in Make It Grow!
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She Blows
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Sensory Overload: The Intensity of Sensory Play in Heavy Fetish
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Big Titty Chick Natasha Tikhomirova via Mr Skin Celebs
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Busty Anabelle Via Wowgirls
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Filmed For Her Boyfriend
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Duplex Billiard Fan (Sex Game)
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Sodaalischus Cooking on the Barbecue!
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With The Assist!!! (GIF)
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Britney & Kelsey Lets All Cum Together ExCoGiGirls
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Linsey Dawn McKenzie Gyno Exam
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Girl Showing Off Pussy!
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Annita’s nipples and thong in seethrough dress at the Oscar’s party
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When Daria Met Jenni Noble!
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2024

15

Mar

Stella Hudgens Mixes Up the Holidays of the Day

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The big news is that Vanessa Hudgens is knocked by her her baseball playing husband, people seemed to really care about that news item, which is pretty sad that their lives are influenced by that kind of nonsense…..like a High School Musical bitch being bred by a dude who dropped his seed in her after nutting even though nuts and seeds are apparently a different food group.

Anyway, I guess it’s frazzled and confused Stella Hudgens because she’s out here posting Valentine’s Day content on St Patty’s day….OFFENSIVE…but only because there is a lack of butthole!

Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2024

15

Mar

Brie Larson Does her Best Leprechaun of the Day

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I guess it is St Patrick’s Day this weekend, because people are all dressed up for St Patrick’s day because they are a gang of fucking assholes.

I don’t know if this Brie Larson paying tribute to her Irish roots, because the plaid is usually something you equate to the Scottish, but since I find her an unappealing troll of a woman, I’m running with it and saying she’s being a creepy fucking leprechaun…after you steal its pot of gold…which clearly Brie Larson stole, pulling some kind of witch craft scheme that has tricked or brain washed you all to think she’s hot, talented and that she matters.

She is the Taylor Swift of the Hollywood Machine, but at least Taylor Swift writes her own shitty songs I can’t believe people like at the level they like it….because actors are far more useless than musicians.

Posted in:Brie Larson

2024

15

Mar

Salma Hayek Silver Tits in her Silver Years of the Day

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Salma Hayek is in a silver dress, because she’s old as shit, in her silver years, but she’s married to a rich fuck, so I guess it’s probably a platinum dress, it’s more expensive. Not to mention, her rich husband owns all the designer brands, so she gets the special treatment.

She is laying in what looks like packing peanuts.

We can either assume that she’s paying tribute to her being human trafficked to her billionaire husband after being human trafficked to the Hollywood industry via Mexico…BORDER patrol…

Or she’s a robot that the husband had built in her image that he sends around to events, while the real Hayek is dead in the basement after one of their fights. It’s self preservation, they need to keep up appearances and pretend that the original Hayek is alive, because otherwise they’ll know he did it. It’s always the husband.

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2024

15

Mar

Madison Beer Stripper Stance of the Day

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Madison Beer doesn’t need to turn to sex work with her social media influencer status. I don’t call it sex work, I call them whores, so when you see me write sex work, I am being sarcastic.

She was lucky enough to build up her youtube following thanks to a mom with a Justin Bieber dream and knew how to produce content to the perverts of the internet, so that the girl could get a huge following and the mom could sell her to Bieber with a record deal.

So she now tours and produces music for her record deal, but she probably doesn’t have to because of the YT money she made at the right time in YT….

But the point of the story is that she didn’t have to sell pics of her asshole on OF to her fans and followers, because she was early to the fake follower hustle, back when having millions of followers meant something….

Anyway, she’s in concert doing a standard stripper move, showing ass, no shit stain.

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2024

15

Mar

Julia Fox Gets Her Titties Grabbed of the Day

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I am randomly FB friends with Julia Fox, probably from A LOT time ago since I don’t use FB…

You have to remember that there was a time in every opportunistic, self promoting, NYC scenester’s life where she wasn’t as famous as she is now. She wasn’t in Adam Sandler movies. She wasn’t dating Kanye West. She wasn’t going to all the fashion parties or walking the streets for the paparazzi.

She was probably just suckin the right dick in bottle service and somehow I saw that talent in a recommended FB friend list and said “let me request that girl, she’s going places”.

Anyway, she’s still around, arguably trying harder than ever to build off her popularity that she’s finally hit, because she’s always got her tits out in some level of desperation and I like tits, even the sloppy attention seeking ones.

What I find funny about these pics she posted to FB is that they didn’t get deleted for being pornographic, but more importantly, that she’s letting dudes, likely gay dudes manhandle her tits for a pic, because people are still titty obsessed and even fags want to grab a tit when it comes along.

So the same kind of girl who would cry “men are toxic and objectify me for my tits”, or the same kind of girl who will “MeToo” any straight dude who grabbed her tit if there was some way to leverage that for her personal gain, is out here advertising that she lets it go down….

Yes, she’s creepy and demonic looking.

Posted in:JULIA FOX

2024

15

Mar

Tiffany Stratton is Potentially Nude of the Day

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Wrestling bros are some of the weirdest dudes alive. They are stunted adults who haven’t grown out of their childhood obsession with one of the weirdest sports to be into, since it’s fake….but WWE fans are fucking mental, loyal and insane…it’s weird.

Sure, there’s some athleticism to the whole wrestling thing, which I why I’ll still consider it to be a sport, even though it’s not really regulated and everyone involved is on steroids and more stunt work or dancing….

The childish storylines that tap into the brains of the borderline retards or the children it is designed for is what I don’t like about the whole adult wrestling fan. Good guy vs Bad guy ridiculousness.

I do appreciate that they started integrating 90s Florida stripper looking women they recruited at the gym as part of their whole marketing strategy. They called them the Diva and it made the man on man playing make-belief a LITTLE less queer.

Anyway, Trish Stratton just made it to the full WWE roster, which I guess is a big deal.

I’ve never heard of her, since I’m a grown up and I don’t really pay attention to the WWE insanity, even if I should…but the internet is saying these are some of her nudes, which I guess is on brand for the whole stripper look the WWE girls have.

I don’t believe anything I read on the internet, so it’s probably not her, just AI….

It’s also a good way to hype up her celebrity, since people like nudes.

It’s also pretty fucking ripped looking, which is terrifying to most straight men who don’t get down with bodybuilding looking fitness model chicks, no matter how impressive their musculature may be, it’s not really something they want to fuck or jerk off to….but I think WWE fans, as retarded as they are, can jerk off to anything, like retards in public have proved for generations…

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2024

15

Mar

Britney Spears Recycled Naked on the Beach of the Day

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Britney Spears posted the video version of her naked on the beach with a caption that reads:

So you see the pics are real … the video is a little blurry though

I don’t think anyone doubted the pics were real, we saw them the first time she posted them about 4 fucking years ago, and we’ve seen them posted consistently, almost monthly ever since.

The question is never whether they are real or not, this isn’t some Kate Middleton dying in her BBL surgery forcing the Royal Family to release AI pictures of a bitch….

The question is more about whether Britney Spears even exists, or is she already killed off because she became a liability in that whole Free Britney movement, which really was most likely nothing to do with her and everything to do with calculated viral media hype all part of the bullshit show that is distracting the mindless retards of the world with useless noise….

So is Britney Dead, is she institutionalized, is she really free…because being free would probably include doing fun things with all that money she’s got…not recycling shitty nudes….even if she’s locked away in her prison mansion, take new nudes if you’ve actually got access to your phone.

This going back to old content is just fucking odd….but I’ll keep posting it with her gapped tooth she never had before because this is NOT the Britney we know…cuz she’s nude.

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2024

15

Mar

Audry Adames is the Instagram Of The Day

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Her name is Audry Adames and I don’t think she’s related to that actress Amy Adams, but you NEVER know.

I am not a geographer, but I think the flag in this girl’s bio is from the Dominican Republic.

She has 550k followers and I am sure some of them are real people because of her giant tits. Real people love giant tits.

She obviously has an ONLYFANS account, because why the fuck wouldn’t she based on the kind of content she’s putting out to the big titty fetishists out there.

Sure, she gives fat chick using filters vibe, but dudes jerk off to Hentai or Anime, so i don’t think they care about digitally manipulated images as much as Kate Middleton conspiracy theorists, since this is all just one big fantasy to them, knowing very well that they’re not leaving their basement apartment to pay this girl to fuck.