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2020

19

May

Tricia Helfer Nude of the Day

I guess TRICIA HELFER didn’t quite go the route of CHYNA and grow out a dick before doing some shitty porn then dying of steroid related chronic pain from being a wrestler, only to overdose or die of a heart attack from said chronic pain…

Instead she’s got the route of influencer in a romantically set selfie, all softly lit and focused…to show you her lean and long body….and some ass…

I know that WWE fans are some of the weirdest dudes out there and have been since the dawn of time, even if the WWE represents the psyche of AMERICA….good vs evil…vilain vs hero…fake titty white trash chicks all wrestling each other like it was some backyard tailgating party in the trailer park…

As someone who wasn’t even a fan of wrestling as a kid, it was just too gay a concept for me, two men play wrestling, that can only lead to one thing HIV…but I wasn’t against their integration of women to make it less queer and not all all those women were gutter trash, some were actually hot…THIS may be one of them…I couldn’t tell you and I’m not about to GOOGLE it.

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2020

19

May

Kayla Gratzer Nude of the Day

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Kayla Gratzer is not nearly famous enough for how hot she looks naked in this shoot with the homie ANDREW KUYKENDALL who takes some pretty great pics of some pretty hot chicks. I don’t actually know if we’re homies as I typically believe all friendships with other men, like straight porn, is pretty queer…but I have linked him up with at least one pornstar, that he produced her best photoshoot with, many fucking years ago….so in a lot of ways, I’ve contributed more to his life than he has to mine, however, he’s doing a good job paying us back through his work with pics of babes like this…

What I am trying to say is that this is a barter economy, or should be, had COVID lived up to it’s hype and shut down the fucking world…but instead it was just like some weird summer vacation where people who were going to die, died and 60 percent of other people had no symptoms and were 0 effected by the virus….

ANYWAY…Kayla Gratzer…we like her nude.

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2020

19

May

Asshole Behind Thongs of the Day

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As everything starts to open up after the COVID Lockdown that arguably was a waste of time and achieved nothing….the whole virus was a bit of a pussy and didn’t live up to any of the hype…with a little spreading of asses in thongs, for an Asshole Behind Thong moment, because sometime the THONG fabric isn’t quite big enough to cover the asshole, the asshole ring around the starfish bigger than the underwear….the bending over to reveal that…something people feel compelled to do on the internet making you ask yourself WHY?

Why would compel a girl to share pics of her asshole behind her thong? I just don’t really know but they are doing it and we’re here to document it.

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2020

19

May

Catapult Fail and Other Videos of the Day

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3000 People at a Block Party – Not Social Distancing

Man with Scooter Falls in Manhole

Bear Attacks a Man

Dude Gets Ass Santized

Just Hand Sanitizing

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2020

19

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Some people are going broke from this whole COVID thing that seems to be over basically everywhere, despite the virus still existing while the whole social distancing thing clearly not existing….at least not anywhere I look, everyone is up on top of each other, just with more time to be up on top of each other, since they aren’t at work.

Some people have gone broke during COVID because they blindly trust their jobs to be secure and there for them.

Other people have got rich because they invested in oil, started a business, invented a COVID related item and sold 3,000,000 units of it….maybe it was an app..I don’t know…

Some of us just stayed status quo…but the one thing I know is that I was looking up Madison Beer on reddit after her legal team asked me to take down her masturbation video for many very valid reasons, namely the year it was shot….a video that is legally owned by her parents..making them legally sex offenders….but year…whether COVID has you better off, or worse off, or the same…the non stop cum tributes from dudes jacking off on screens displaying their favorite celebs…haven’t been too affected….

here are some morning links!

Bar Refaeli Brings out the Bikini
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Some Babe doing the Splits in Leotards
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Soccer Team Apologizes for Putting Sex Dolls in the Stands During a Game this Weekend
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Twilight Star – DEAD
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Big Titty Belly Dancers for Gordon Ramsey
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Snoop Dog Listening to Let it Go in his Car
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Kate Bock Sweating it Out in the Sauna
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Elle and Dakota Fanning’s Very White House
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AI Made an AC/DC Song
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Crocodile Wrangler of the Day
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How about just eating real bacon?
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Candice Swanepoel in the Garden Looking Hot
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Megan Fox is Single
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Time Lapse of Seasons Changing
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You Like Pussy?
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2020

18

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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This is a fetish I came across on the internet…the girl in the picture…is the one writing on herself for some weird fucking fetish that she monetizes on Only Fans and probably makes more money than you do doing it…despite being vile…

Which I guess is why the hot girls on social media are like “I can get in on that”….in the sex worker movement of the era….because sex worker sounds softer than WHORE…but I prefer WHORE…why did we turn our backs on WHORES…why is WHORE so wrong when what they are doing is WHORING…when calling themselves SEX WORKERS is like “essential worker” when it’s really just gutter trash women trying to wallet fuck men….

I’m not mad at it, but mad I get hate for calling whores whores…when they are whores…

Quarantine may be over, but FACE MASKS ARE THE NEW DENTAL DAMS…if you find a bitch to sit on your face…

Links will never end….

Christina Aguilera Naughty Shoot
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Melon Mondays!!
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Soccer Team Apologizes for Putting Sex Dolls in the Stands During a Game this Weekend
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Noah Cyrus’ Nipple on IG Live
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Kaia Gerber’s Hot Broken Arm Bikini Pics.
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Elle Fanning – Lifting her Dress and Showing Thigh….
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Paige Spiranac Busting Out of a Bikini
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Guy Sails from LA to Hawaii in a 23 Foot Sailboat
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Paige Spiranac Busting Out of a Bikini
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Another Day, Another NFL Player Getting Arrested
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Chiara Bianchino Fetish Shoot
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January Jones in a Bikini
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Megan Fox is Single
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Weirdest Human Interaction
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Riding a Doorless Jeep in the Rain
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Julia Fox – Nip Slip
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Vanessa Hudgens Blue Bikini
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Rooney Mara is Pregnant with Joaquin Phoenix
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Katy Perry Cringe Compilation…
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70 Step Trick Shot
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Exlposion Footage!
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Larsen Thompson Hot on Tik Tok
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Michael Jordan’s Sneakers Sell at Auction
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Kentucky Fired Their Cheerleading Coaching Staff After Three Month Investigation into Nude Hazing Allegations
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The True Story of Annabelle the Doll
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Segway Rodeo
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Rosie Hungtington-Whitely Braless Tit
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Xenia Tchoumitcheva in a Slightly See Through Yellow Robe
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Coralie Joos Topless Model
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Idiots!
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Alexis Ren Boobs in a Dress….
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Nude Model Named Yana Nahorniak….
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From the Forum

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Kate Beckinsale Dog Walker
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Ana de Armas Walking Dog in Mask
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Josephine Skriver’s VS Shoot
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Sofia Richie in a Bra Top and Mask
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Margot Robbie Looking Like Shit – Catching an Uber
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Lais Ribeiro in Tight Pants
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Diane Kruger in Shorts
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Cara Delevingne is Nasty
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Gal Gadot in a Mask
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Ana De Armas Ass in White Pants
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Jen Garner Getting Burgers in Leggings
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Scar Jo in Leggings Looking Shitty
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Farrah Abraham’s Huge Booty
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From stepSMUT!!

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Reddit NSFW
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WHAT IS HER LIMIT?
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So Much Booty! Lots of Booty
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Apparently this is a 19 Year Old Soccer Player Getting Fucked
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Mental Mondays
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Reddit Amateur – Titty Flash
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Anal Play at Home
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32 People Having a Shitty Day
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Swap Fail
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Titties in the YARD
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Huge Titty Show
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Titty Reveal
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2020

18

May

Bella Thorne’s See Through Titties of the Day

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Bella Thorne is unfortunately the voice of her generation, at least in the Hollywood system, where they have no fucking clue but assume she’s the voice of the generation because she turned being a Disney Kid into a social media personality, hanging with all the relevant social media personalities, and leveraging all that while maintaining her celebrity so that she wasn’t just slotted into the ex child star turned social media star….

What I am saying is that because of her following…the old money in Hollywood think she’s cool, relevant and worthy of their money…a guaranteed hit…like she was the trashy bootleg version of Jennifer Lawrence or Margot Robbie…thinking that her fans will convert and watch the shitty movies they put her in, or that she is now PUTTING together and the whole thing is silly.

But not too sill because she shows off her tits, tits we’ve decided are fake tits, she’s from Florida and it would make sense that that would be the first POST Disney purchase to break free from the Mouse Ears…

I have no idea what this trash is for, but you can see her nipples so there’s that for all you breast feeding, sexualizing nipple perverts who only respect the free the nipple movement as a way to get girls to show off their nipples for you to jack off to…..I can relate.

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2020

18

May

Eiza Gonzalez Braless in LA of the Day

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Mexican actress turned American star in a Fast and the Furious Spin Off – Hobbs & Shaw – Eiza Gonzalez is looking nice and fat in her summery dress she’s rocking braless….and not necessarily in a good way….she looks huge and based on her GOOGLE WIKIPEDIA MACHINE she came out in September 2015 with the SHOCKING news that she struggled with COMPULSIVE OVER EATING from 15-20 after her dad died from drinking the Mexican Water and shitting himself dry….

It looks like she’s not over that whole thing, but when you wear a parachute for a dress its’ hard to tell just how far gone she is….but she’s definitely on that slippery slope to fat chick…nothing hot about that.

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2020

18

May

Phoebe Price Does Hilary Clinton of the Day

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Phoebe Price is a fucking nut job, but she’s harmless, entertaining and not being praised nearly as enough as she should.

It’s hard to be offended by someone who just goes back to the drawing table with average at best ideas and a paparazzi friend in tow…to get as much coverage as possible because she doesn’t care about shame, self respect or basically anything but getting that photo for the media to pick up on…and not even good media…she gets excited with EVERY fucking person who publishes her images…

It’s a pure love for fame, that became her doing-it-herself fame, only to mock fame…which in a lot of ways is unintentional genius since fame is fucking stupid, embarrassing and dumb…and all it takes is someone so keen for fame doing anything to get noticed and BARELY getting noticed doing it…to remind you of that…but she keeps on going and we keep on getting this insanity…

I am guessing it’s a support Trump, be a Patriot, she’s Hilary Clinton…weirdness that is great.

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2020

18

May

Vanessa Hudgens Backyard Photoshoot of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens got all dressed up like she’s got somewhere to go, but she doesn’t. Which is what I took away from this photoseries that I think she’s pretty proud of….probably because she’s got a hard nipple in that sleazy and inappropriate for church top…but I guess this Filipino has lost her bond with JESUS and the Catholic church, it’s a generation thing….they believe in selfies and nudes not God…or if they do believe in God they are weirdos like Bieber and his Baldwin wife…which is obvious that they don’t believe in god NEARLY enough because they are still vapid, greedy, excessive fucks.

Don’t get confused, I am not a religious person, I don’t even believe in religion other than it being a great mechanism to control the population, something we clearly need now that everyone is nuts….not just a few of us…

So if everyone is a degenerate pervert weirdo, it takes out the fun for us old timer degenerate perverts, it’s like how the nerds feel when the cool kids embrace their world with shows like Game of Thrones or EVERY comic book movie in a WTF these motherfuckers would corner me in the bathroom and give me wedgies and now they are in line opening night to see Spiderman…what the fuck is that about…

Well, I feel like that when it comes to sleaze, not that I was an innovator, or a some contributor to the normalizing of nudes, I don’t have that impact or influence, but I was pretty comfortable chilling on my end being left alone…sexualizing things that were unintentionally perverted yet NOW…everything is fucking pervered…what the fuck is a pervert to do…right..stare at the tits.

Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens