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2020

Jun

Caylee Cowan Gets Gay of the Day

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Here’s some idiot you’ve never heard of named Caylee Cowan, who has barely had an acting career, but has been involved in producing at least one documentary, which is probably a big accomplishment seeing as she’s young, but doesn’t impress me since kids learn how to video edit in kindergarten now, it’s like bitch, you should be SPIELBERG by now if you’re actually talented….but that’s not the point.

The point is she’s posing with some hired ethnic person to prove she isn’t racist, in this world of social media where everyone has about 1% of the facts and spew their bullshit like some Authority on the subject, on some Professor of this shit with a lifetime of research, all while just reposting memes.

Her caption with her lesbian shit is basically about ALL LIVES MATTER, not just BLACK LIVES, which could have her cancelled, which the catch all “We are all god’s people, one race, the human race” pretending that she doesn’t have any prejudice against anyone….which we all know is a lie…

Maybe not cool black folks or Asian folks in her scene, but drop this bitch in the projects and see how she copes with her idealistic bullshit from LA….

All these idiots man…they are fucking everywhere…but at least they have tits…

This is her quote:

“Nobody is perfect, love them anyway. If someone comes with baggage, help them unpack. Don’t use people for personal advancement or material goods or sexual gratification because it will only leave you empty handed and broken hearted. People are not made to be tolerated. People are made to love and be loved. The only race is human.”

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2020

Jun

Helen Hunt Boogie Boarding Bikini of the Day

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I feel like the average age of anyone who comes to this website, based on the fact that it is a website alone, because websites no longer exist, they’ve been replaced with social media run by EVIL corporations, and if the websites do exist, they’ve been back burnered to other website run by EVIL corporations by other EVIL corporations like GOOGLE or the Social Media sites, so that no one ends up on the website…..

But you, my dear 50+ year old nerd who was on the internet in 2004, you still remember websites…and in being in that demographic, you likely jacked off to HELEN HUNT at least once during her run on Mad About you (the first time around) because it was a simpler time where getting porn was difficult and Helen Hunt had tits. Sure she was no Hard Nipples on Friends, but they were probably on the NBC Thursday night line-up, so foreplay to those hard nipples, but I’m not going to bother googling it, instead I’ll post the 60 year old and her boogie board in her bikini living that Cali life.

Because even when you’re too old to be jerked off to, someone out there can jerk off to you, this one’s for that guy.

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2020

Jun

Girls in PPE of the Day

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Today’s Girls in PPE is brought to you by LUNA SOBRINO

It is pretty hard to not think that COVID or at least the lockdown was a total scam, just a solid way to assert population control and print money to bail out all these evil corporations, because since most places have opened up, there’s been no real change in the number of cases, if anything they are going down – at least here – which should make you ask yourself WHAT THE FUCK.

Now we know that PPE or people in PPE is in part the new norm and since I have facial recognition blindness, where all faces basically look the fucking same to me, everyone is dramatically hotter. The mask lets me fixate on the actually hotness in a pic, the body.

So whether PPE is bullshit, I’m into the masks and girls in masks and I support a future of everyone masked, because I don’t want your damn spit up in my lung regardless of COVID…unless that spit is vaginal.

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2020

Jun

Lottie Moss Gratuitous Underboob of the Day

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Lottie Moss is Kate Moss’ daughter, or sister, or half sister, or random sex worker who assumed her name, which is a standard hustle for porn chicks, From Mary Carey to whoever the fuck else out there is using a celebrity name, I don’t really fuck with porn, I find it all trash and amazing the industry still exists seeing as everyone just produces their own porn on reddit.

POINT being….the Kate Moss affiliated to get as much Kate Moss clout as possible, despite being a chubby reality star with a muppet looking face, like all the girls of her era, and not the luxuriousness that is TOP MODEL kate Moss….but she puts those big tits out there…in her panties because everyone’s an exhibitionist slut.

The good news is, she’s not protesting BLACK LIVES MATTER! Thank god.

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2020

Jun

Drop the Towel Vanessa Hudgens of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is really feeling herself here in her towel.

It’s a felt cute ,might delete later attempt at titties in a towel I guess.

There’s a whole movement of TOWEL DROPS on the internet which is basically girls dropping towels to surprise you with their nude bodies that they are trying to bait you to sign up to their subscription sites…

Vanessa Hudgens posted the towel cleavage up with something called “a case of the Quarantine brain”, which may be code for AIDS, or herpes, I don’t know…but she figured out she had it while in a towel…

Unless it’s just these dumb fucks being understimulated and thus unable to process things, maybe it’s more a case of the sundays…

We’ll go with brain, because a girl giving brain, you know a good old fashioned throating.

I didn’t realize how dumb people are, that their brains can’t everyday being a Sunday, but I do realize that all people are dumber that I give them credit for.

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2020

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but I don’t go on social media because it’s a waste of time and I don’t like interacting with peasants.

With a website, I write my bullshit and even though I got my internet start or forums flaming loser raver kids back in the late 90s, so I am capable to take down almost anyone, it’s just too annoying of a thing…because ultimately, I have nothing to prove and don’t care about what anyone has to say and will continue to have my same opinion regardless of announcing it as a tweet that will just get deleted by the mass censorship I’ve been privy too my entire internet experience. I have been kicked off of EVERY single platform from the dawn of the internet, I used to consider it an accomplishment…before deciding it is a waste of time.

So luckily, I haven’t had to watch the latest cosplay or IG filter of “Protester” or “Black Lives Matter Activist”…because I don’t believe any of these idiots pretending to be “woke” or pretending to care because I know they are all racist and consider “black culture” to be a Drake song…and those who don’t care need to pretend to care so those pretending to care can’t shame them.

Obviously there’s a deeper rooted issue here, not about racism, but about why this story went viral, who is the puppeteer and what is he trying to do with his brain washing tactics..

If the government didn’t think the internet was PRIME brain washing platform for mind control, it’d be banned…you wouldn’t be sharing your every move or giving apple the right to track you because of COVID.

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2020

Jun

Idiot who brought in her car for it’s broken turn signal and Other Videos of the Day

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Drunk driver VS Parking Booth

Idiot Runs into a Parked Car

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2020

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Just be happy that the same approach to racism hasn’t been applied to your sexual deviances yet, if anything you’ve come a long way with your fetishes, what used to involve weird obscure forums you’d visit online using aliases has become open, out there and accepted by the masses…so your fetish you should be shamed for can’t be shamed because sexual equal rights are amongst us you shoe fucking soiled panty wearing fuck….

It’s no more “I have a fetish let me have a fetish”….you’re just seen as normal…how fucked is that…

I got some inside scoop on the white people working towards inclusion, HR departments everywhere are saying “hire the black people, not because they are black but because they are qualified, just make sure they are black”….which sounds racist to me! White people. I know…at least they are trying I guess!

Not that I need to talk racism, you all are about that on every other channel, save this one for the tits…plus I think this will make racists more racists and doesn’t address the issue that cops just hate poor people and their technical school training doesn’t give them the background in the law they are enforcing like a bunch of thugs….or a background in psychology to deal with humans on a more understanding level…Not all cops are bad, but not all cops are decent…

What is important to remember is to hate shitty people, including celebrities and influencers…because they are the real fucking problem in society…our enemies manipulative fucks with their detached, entitled, self righteous version of reality…rich fucking pieces of shit…

But their tits aren’t bad….just remember girls of all NATIONS have tits…and that is what we should care about. That’s what we should be passion about. That is what matters.

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2020

Jun

Ana Ivanovic Bikinis of the Day

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Here’s a professional tennis player Ana Ivanovic from Serbia who has made 10s of millions of dollars because tennis is the smartest sport for women to get involved in. That shit pays and watching it is heavily erotic. Them in their little skirts, flashing their panties, and moaning like they are taking a big dick…all in a stadium with millions of people watching because it is a great fucking sport to jerk off to….fancy.

She’s 32, probably retired by now, but in a bikini to remind you that if you’re a 6 foot tall serbian athlete, you’ll age better than than the average 32 year old…

She’s out on the beach in Majorca Spain, because she’s fancy and because COVID may not exist and I appreciate some good old fashioned bikini pics, it is what we need right now, or always….

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2020

Jun

Nicky Whelan on Her Pole of the Day

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Nicky Whelan is some Australian actress who moved to America after a stint on NEIGHBORS which is the default nightly Soap Opera that every Australian is forced to act on before they apply for the US work visa….and spend the rest of their lives trying to be Margot Robbie.

She is really not that famous, which at 40 means she’ll likely never be more than she is, but she did get to be a girl in the movie HALL PASS back in 2011…which isn’t all that exciting..

What is exciting is that she was married to an NFL player named Kerry Rhodes who I am sure destroyed her in some black on blonde erotica because Black lives Matter especially for girls who like big black cock having never met a black person before America because they don’t exist in Australia unless they are ABORIGINALS…

Point being, at 40, still hot, despite being irrelevant as fuck….maybe that stripper pole will be making an appearance on her webcam shows, assuming she doesn’t have Sugar Babies..

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