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2020

13

May

Jordyn Jones See Through of the Day

Jordyn Jones is some trending young slut, her shirt may be see through, but she concludes our starlets named Jones, at least until I check out what January Jones is up to….because I am watching the Netflix show about the closet case homophobe on the Jenny Jones show who was mad that his male friend proclaimed his crush to him…..so he killed him and they sued TMZ’s dad Warner Brothers who was at the time also Jenny Jones’ dad.

Not that you care, this is the second post about girls with the last name Jones who act or have some level of fame…no matter how low that level of fame is…our first Jones was posted 2 minutes ago and her name is Stevie Jones. Jordyn Jones is better and not just because she’s got a less aggressive boy’s name, but because she’s hotter.

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2020

13

May

Stevie Lynn Jones Up-Short of the Day

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I don’t know who Stevie Lynn Jones is, but I am watching the Netflix show about the closet case homophobeon the Jenny Jones show who was mad that his male friend proclaimed his crush to him…..so he killed him and they sued TMZ’s dad Warner Brothers who was at the time also Jenny Jones’ dad.

Not that you care, but the next two posts will be about girls with the last name Jones who act or have some level of fame…no matter how low that level of fame is…

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2020

13

May

Scrubs Gone Naked of the Day

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It was international nurse appreciation day, because nurses don’t get appreciated enough I guess, needy fucks…..

They want more appreciation…despite it being their job….and in it being their job they should do it without requiring so much praise….that’s the whole point of the pay check.

Now with COVID, Fighter Jets are flying over cities to celebrate them, but a handful want more…whether it is to supplement their income with an only fans…or snapchat premium…or just for the likes and follows to validate them…or maybe they are just perverts who can’t help themselves as they aim to please everyone, even those out there jacking off.

We know nurses are naughty, in part because they are only there to bed doctors they work with through their seduction so that they can live that life.

Here’s a bunch of nurses wanting you to jack off to them.

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2020

13

May

Sidewalk Brawl and Other Videos of the Day

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Family Turns a Room Into a Pool – Seems Danger

Train VS Tractor

Weird Bridge in egypt challenges adjacent buildings!

Iceberg Jumping – What Could Go Wrong!

Bouncy Castle Fail

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2020

13

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If you ever see the above tattoo, run. I’ve been tracking the evolution of “Don’t Give a Fuck” or “IDGAF” since it’s inception on social media, and as it turns out, every last one of the people in fantasy land pretending they don’t give a fuck, actually give a fuck.

You could argue that getting this tattoo…the worst tattoo…besides being a potential viral stunt…is “Giving a Fuck”….

So to give a fuck so hard you’re pretending you don’t by branding yourself with it on your stomach in the worst way, you know if you needed the reminder a post it note on your bathroom mirror would do.

If you were so inclined to think “this is a dream idea, a tattoo of a trending meme to show the world how much I don’t care, sitting in a chair for hours and spending money to be forever branded in shit to show I don’t care”…..then you give a fuck….your stomach is a lie…but I think it’s a generation of anti-social weirdos who lack social skills based on living online…so anything they say by default is nonsense they read on social media or saw in a movie….where everything is Black or White to them, but the beauty in life is all about the grey areas…

I don’t give a fuck….so much…I designed a tattoo for it…

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KC Chiefs – Sammy Watkins Believes He’s an Alien
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High Power Celeb Lawyer Gets Hacked – Files Held for Ransom – Possibly Some Good Stories in those 750 GIGS of Data.
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Hot Topless Model!
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Sara Sampaio Facetime Photoshoot.
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Chick in Bike Shorts – Wood Chop Fail – Ouch.
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The Weirdest High Speed Chase Ever!
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Thief Steals Delivery Car, Gets Pulled Over By Cops, Gets Released
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Johnny Manziel Fell Off of a Cliff
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Hungry Guy Chomps Down On Live Snake!
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Hot To Make a Steel Marble Track – Loser.
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The Universe is Loading…
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Former WWE star is a Rapist.
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The #BodegaChallenge Making The Community Happy!
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Police K9 Angry After Being Woken Up By His Handler!
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2020

12

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Do not sign up to any of those instgram sluts selling their premium content at a subscription like early internet pornstars they don’t care about you and their shit isn’t worth paying for….

Do not fall into the lame instagram girl acts, they don’t know what they are doing, but they are trying to use you, and it’s not right.

Do help me by…. Signing-Up to This Site ….it is free….there are 1000s of hot chicks doing dirty things for you…it’s a Quarantine…what the fuck else is there to do…

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I did actually have a great story to tell you but I forgot so until tomorrow!

Kendall Jenner Nipple!
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Demi Moore Inspecting her Daughter’s Ass
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Brielle Biermann Shows Off Her Ass Poolside
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Abusive Wrestler Of the Day
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Mike Tyson is a Monster in his Training Video.
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Daniela Rajic Paul Georges Baby Momma Tanning
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Alexandra Daddario Cleavage!
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Dakota Fanning – Braless…
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Kylie Jenner Big Stetch Mark Tits….
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Insta Star Kills Youtube Star in a DUI. Why you giving dudes This kind of Money…
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Anna Kendrick in Sheer Outfits for a Magazine!
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Titty Tuesday!
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Johnny Manziel Falling Off a Cliff
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Guy Interrupts Street Performance – Pays the Price!
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Bloomberg’s Colorado Mansion
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Leven Rambin – Big Boobs in a Bikini
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Kylie Jenner Cleavage!
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Passing the Pepper During COVID the Nerdiest Way!
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Pack of Angry Cats Vs a Nice Dog
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Woman Arguing with Package Delivery Dude
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Adut Akech for British Vogue
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Anastasiya Scheglova in Lingerie!
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What’s in your Pipes
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Hindenberg Disaster in 4K
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Jessie J in a Bikini!
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Punk Kid and Family Steal Parking Spot
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Husky Not Willing to Admit to a Mistake
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Lamar Jackson’s Credit’s Shrimp Alfredo for his Success
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Xenia in a See Through Robe
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Free Cam Girls Being Amazing
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Taylor Swift Legs in Concert…
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Jennifer Garner Jogging
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Lucy Hale Leggings
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Reese Witherspoon Leggings
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Sophie Turner Pregnancy Walk
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Ana De Armas Fat Ass in Jeans
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Rebecca Romijn Stamos in Leggings…
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Isla Fisher Bike Rider
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Rebekah Vardy Nude
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Girl in Mask Pulling Panties into Her…
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Aristeia has a Great View
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A Bunch of Porn.
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17 Ppl Having Shit Days
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Cute and Disabled…
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2020

12

May

Rihanna’s in Lingerie of the Day

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Rihanna doesn’t really make music anymore, but she sits on a pile of money from making music. She also sits on a pile of fans that will buy into anything she sells and for whatever reason she decided to sell panties.

Maybe there is a huge market for sexy lingerie because every girl is trying to be a trendy half naked influencer, or maybe Rihanna is just interested in panties because she grew up poor in Barbados and her underwear was crafted from a potato sack, vowing that if she ever made it, she’d make underwear for the people, which I guess went off course, because it is overpriced, limited edition, not as accessible but still accessible….you know because influencers and their limited edition products are all the rage, they drop product, everyone buys, the site crashes…repeat…lucrative shit…so lucrative Rihanna can sit on her fat ass getting fatter while getting richer…because fuck touring, it gets in the way of her eating.

She has gone above and beyond what I am sure anyone expected of her, the rumor is she was an underage sex worker and things really popped off for her after her Chris Brown beating…so next time you hear a bitch complain about being beat up by her boyfriend, show them how rich RiRi got after being beat by her boyfriend.

I guess part of her deal is that she poses in the panties…and this is that…not as hot as she’s been, but who ever is.

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2020

12

May

Sophie Simmons Goth Erotica of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is the heiress of the KISS empire. So bitch is prety fucking set. I think Gene Simmons is worth over a billion dollars thanks to the brand and when he dies it will go to her and her tall brother.

I am sure a lot of you saw her grow up on that reality show they were on, where she was just the fat girl who didn’t inherit the eating disorder her Playboy mom probably had, and while not looking anything like her Playboy mom, she decided to take a stab at titty modelling on instagram.

So in 2013, she was doing lingerie shoots, and all that and it really didn’t hit….which is too bad, because I like coddled celebrity rich kids trying to be interesting or edgy in their own right…you know to brek from their parents who define them.

I guess she’s still at it, not as good as it could have been, maybe a little silly and goth, but a slutty outfit is a slutty outfit and that’s what matters.

I am not offended by Sophie Simmons. If anything, I think she should be a bigger star, and she can start that up with spread asshole pics, the way nature intended.

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2020

12

May

Meagan Good Picking Her Ass of the Day

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Meagan Good is in a pair of leggings because activewear is outerwear now that we are all lazy fucking slobs, not to say I wasn’t always a lazy slob, I don’t remember the last time I wore pants with buttons or zippers, I’ve been elastic waist band for over a decade and a half, never seen as as style maven, or trendsetter or first mover, if anything I got dirty looks for my smells and erections in said elastic band pants.

This isn’t about me, this is about Meagan Good, whoever the fuck that is, with her ass in leggings, covering her butthole, because I am convinced there is a wet spot, or at least a shit stain….grey pants are risky for a drippy pussy….and that’s all I gotta say about that.

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2020

12

May

Elle Fanning Mask Fail of the Day

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I don’t find Elle Fanning hot, so I do think the mask makes her look better. I am a brown paper bag kind of guy who once the face is edited out I can stare at what matters, the titties…

So I appreciate her in her brown paper bagging herself, plus with the whole virus, it just seems like a logical thing to do, so for the virus fetishists, the Personal Protective Equipment perverts, or the germaphobes….this is porn to you….

While I think it’s more of a shaming situation, that should be spent laughing at her fro not wearing her mask proper…the mucus membranes in your fucking nose should be covered up….so why fucking bother even wearing a mask….this is like saying you are wearing a condom, when you’ve just got the condom base around your balls….

So let’s mask shame her together….that’s the new kind of shaming that will have support groups on Facebook crying about how evil men are belittling women who don’t mask properly like the bullies the patriarchy are…oand Faning is your leader.

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