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2020

11

May

Victoria Justice Taking Her Top Off of the Day

People are huge fans of this Victoria Justice, Nickelodeon star, who carried her own show, that I am sure was a terrible fucking show. But it created American fat hating Ariana Grande, so I guess there is that. I am sure that is a point of contention for the lead, I mean the show was actually named after her…where she’s out here posting really G-Rated stripping videos to social media to remind people she exists, while Ariana Grande, the troll from her show is this massive singing sensation. Funny how these things work out…but at least Victoria Justice can go to sleep at night knowing that she’s hotter than Ariana Grande, even with a shadow of Ariana Grande’s success….

I guess you can all hope she runs out of that acting money, since I don’t think she works, so that she ends up selling nudes on the internet like all the low levels are doing!

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2020

11

May

Lili Reinhart Pretending to Workout of the Day

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Lili Reinhart is Betty on Riverdale, which is the worst fucking show on TV…

It is hugely popular, while being so badly written, in a they had a good idea the first season, make an edgy version of Archie comics, where a bunch of shitty teens try to solve a crime, but I guess they didn’t anticipate future seasons as it gets worse and worse each week.. but people obviously like it, despite it being so badly written, because the younger generation is dumb and because the show is so shit, you can can still play on your iphones taking selfies as the young do….with it on in the background..and not miss anything critically important to the story because there is nothing critical to the story….

I’ve seen far too many episodes than I’d like to admit..not because I am ashamed, but because I hate being reminded that I watched this shit….

All this to say, this on is Betty and she is a big girl, with big titties and she’s making a point of letting you all know she hates working out, like we couldn’t tell Betty…you fucking pile of sloppy girl who should just show us them fat girl tits!

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2020

11

May

Kimberley Garner Bikini of the Day

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I just don’t know why the people just don’t give a fuck about Kim Garner….

She’s got a hot body, is in a bikini all the fucking time, but for some reason she just never really catches a break.

She was a UK reality star who didn’t look like the grey skinned, rotten toothed bitches from Cornation Street…

She moved to America, probably with American cock in mouth, ready to win over the USA audience, since you ain’t shit unless you make it in America..and with ever post I do of her…crickets…not the sport these Brits play when taking a piss on a cunt drinking tea on the Chube…but crickets as in radio silence…no one cares…

So every time I see the hot body in a bikini, I’m forced to wonder whether she is blacklisted, or if she didn’t make a deal with the devil, because no one fucking cares…while far uglier pussy goes viral, gets a show deal without even trying…because I guess her desperation is obvious and it turns people off….while I think her desperation and constant failures is hot…cuz you know she thinks she deserves more hype, more praise and each pic brings failure and inadequacies…which is always where you want a bitch’s emotions….you want her feeling that…..at all times otherwise she gets too hyped on herself…so….

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2020

11

May

January Jones Bikini of the Day

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January Jones has found her calling at 45 years old, after a career of using her tits to get wherever she got, which besides Mad Men, I don’t think is too much, but like Mili Vanili always said, you just need that one hit to carry you….and you don’t even need to be the one signing to get that one hit…you just have to be there…

Like all whores, who know they are whores, but pretend that they aren’t because of whatever storyline they are trying to tell, like that they are of high quality, top tier, unaffordable whore level….only to be reduced to being a common whore and all it took as a Global pandemic…because she posted a bikini pic and the fans went nuts, that’s what they’ve been waiting for, so she’s posted 3 bikinis since.

It must be a joke to an old timer like this to see how easy it is for tits to make that internet money…..”you mean I don’t need to get knocked up and have the kid out of wedlock only to be paid off by the dad who wants to be anonymous to get paid, all I need is a bikini, I mean to get Mad Men I had to take all that John Hamm dick”….

You get what I am saying, social media is a joke.

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2020

11

May

Emily Osment Getting Wet of The Day

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I have been saying that Emily Osment is Haley Joel Osment pot-sex change, because his parents threw him into the whole child acting thing when he was a cute little kid and he went onto do major things before hitting puberty like being cast in every movie that require a boy, but they gave him a potential girl name, prepping for when he was no longer going to be cute. Which happened.

I don’t trust the whole child star thing, I find it pretty disturbing that a parent puts their kid into acting, and unless they are actors in the first place and their kids are already on set, it makes no sense on so many levels to cart around the kid to auditions, oftentimes with perverts all to live the family dream…not to mention, even actors who have kids can’t be trusted to keep their kid’s best interest at heart. It’s just no place of a kid.

Anyway the theory is that he hit puberty, no one wanted him, his parents gave him estrogen, he became this, and it was before trannies were trending….and 12 year olds were choosing their gender…and parents encouraged it….to show how woke they are….

But I guess this could also be his sister, my story is just a better version.

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2020

11

May

Emma Stone Shaking Her Pussy Print of the Day

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Oh the influencers are fucked….because celebs are bored as shit at home and need to make money to afford their expensive lives now that movie productions are on hiatus, allowing them to reduce their premium “celeb” status to that of a bootleg celebrity, making the bootleg celebs scramble because obviously the ad dollars are going to go to the celebs, which is why the bootleg celebs of social media are selling nudes…

The fact is…social media content is a joke, really easy to produce…a dance or a booty shake…that’s it…anyone can do it…even this trashy Stone…

I actually despise her and her face and her mouth….I feel her success is totally unfounded, she should never have become the “star” she is, but nerds have power and nerds fucking love her….

It is just nice that she’s reducing herself to this level like all the celebs at the request of their agents who still trying to get paid….because I hate bratty entitled influencers more than actors who have had huge careers…so keep on POACHING those views!!

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2020

11

May

Chanel West Coast Granny Panties of the Day

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Chanel West Coast is some 30-Plus year old acting like a 16 year old because these bitches don’t want to act their age, even J.Lo at 50 is playing “hot” chick. It’s all pretty embarrassing…

To make it worse, this bitch is rocking the high-wasted bathing suits I was first introduced to on an episode of Oprah about “bathing suits for all body type” episode, I used to watch Oprah daily like the bored housewife I was and still am…despite my dick that is barely a dick….

You know that whole “look great on vacation despite being a mom” shit that got SPANX to become a billion dollar company…in an era where old moms in their 30s didn’t wear bikinis. It was before instagram made them think it was OK to wear bikinis.

So the near menopausal, expired, glory days behind her still trying to make it with her tits, like a young person who hasn’t failed the last decade since being on TV, looking like shit, gunt sucked in and covered up all looking like she’s in a diaper.

Pretty horrible, but still a half naked whore being a whore worth looking at even just for the laughs.

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2020

11

May

Katherine McNamara’s Butt Shot of the Day

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The one thing we all know in this quarantine is that girls are getting whorier and whorier. All stats from cam companies to only fan type companies are that they are at all all time high as girls are hitting the internet to monetize the only way they know how – as sex workers.

Celebs like Katherine McNamara, who you probably haven’t really heard of unless you’re a pervert virgin loser who watches shit TV like ARROW and the spinoff shows in the same Universe….because her character appears in all of them…are scrambling.

Which is precisely why she has put up a pic urging you to stay home with her skinny ass out…because she’s going down that road of whoredom…but with a positive message to make it seem less whorey and more racy or edgy to get the message out. You need that higher purpose nudity as the gateway to spread asshole pics and this pic is really just a spread away from a spread asshole pic.

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2020

11

May

Dylan Penn Bikini of the Day

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Here is Dylan Penn out in a bikini to celebrate to comeback of CBS Sunday Movie Night last night…because they played Forrest Gump, where her mom Jenny dupes the poor retard and manipulates his simple mind to raising her kid after she dies of aids and he becomes a millionaire. Jenny that bitch….

Or this is for Mother’s Day…where her and Jenny are on a beach acting like Jenny’s not evil…as she smokes her cigarette on the beach like it was the 60s….you can’t take Jenny out of the movie, but I guess you can’t take the ghetto abused by her dad girl from the shanty out of her….just smoking like a homeless crackhead pile of trash….

That SAID, this is about Dylan Penn….and Dylan Penn is hotter than most if not all of the celebrity rich kids, which in the event you didn’t know, is something I am fascinated with and would do a documentary on, if I wasn’t too lazy to get off the couch….because they don’t come to me for the hard hitting interviews..but I can come to them if I focus…..because my interview question would consist of “ok, show me your tits”….

I like to think that if I was a celebrity rich kid, I’d take the same approach as Dylan Penn and just ride having all the perks of celebrity without all the headaches of being a celebrity.

These celeb kids who try to be actors like their parents are lame….sure it’s the obvious thing to do, but I think sitting at the Hawaii beach front house is more interesting.

The trying to be something or do something beyond charity work when you have the trust fund, the houses, food in the fridge is just dumb, just a real waste of time.Careers and working a job is for peasants…her parents didn’t become famous to have a peasant laborer as a kid…they did it so that their daughter can do what she wants….like spending the day in a bikini for us to stare at her big tits, is a great use of her time.