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2020

29

May

Demi Lovato Porno of the Day

Demi Lovato is some fat pig bitch who must have some of the worst tits in the fucking world.

Not only is the heroin addict, who will be hooked on opiates until she finally dies of opiates, and she will, fat as fuck but she’s also Mexican…and fat girls generally HOPE to be known for their tits, because they have nothing going for them, while Mexican girls often times have saggy tits, so I am assuming a topless Demi Lovato is some fucking mess and not just because of the TRACK Marks…we’re talking cellulite, stretch marks from all the weight fluctuations, and nipples the size of saucers and not in a good way…not some when the nipple hits my eye like a big pizza pie…but in a sloppy bitch with her cleavage can’t win me over…

If anything I hate that she’s allowed to have a career, that she’s maintained her fan base, when she’s fucking evil and addicted to opiates, how could that be beneficial to the kids who buy into anything she’s selling.

We’ll cancel all kinds of people for a fucking tweet, but this fucking almost dead from heroin overdoses can still market her smut to the kids legally. That’s irresponsible!

Blaming all her problems on mental health….so every girl is now about having mental health issues…it’s an easy crutch, easy excuse…and now she’s saying it’s okay to be addicted to opiates if you have mental health issues….while all her fans think they have mental health issues….while people like Louie CK is getting cancelled for jacking off to two girls who were in his room watching him by choice!

Get your priorities consistent…

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2020

29

May

Girls in PPE of the Day

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I am not a fetish kind of person, ever fetish person I’ve met over the years has been a weirdo who makes me feel uncomfortable, but I think that may be changing…and it could be because I have facial recognition issues, so everyone’s face is some weird blur I can’t quite register, ya’ll are already in masks to me…or maybe I just fixate on imperfections when I look at women’s faces…but this whole mask thing has turned some 5s with hot bodies into 9s to me.

I am all for the mask, I am a mask endorser, I even promote MASKS HERE because I am such a fucking fan of them…it’s not some freedom fighter position, or pussy position, it’s just a cool fashion accessory during a global pandemic, you should embrace rather than protest…you losers.

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2020

29

May

Anna Kendrick Getting Fucked of the Day

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Oh my god, an Anna Kendrick Sex Tape, that’s a huge deal to the Anna Kendrick fans out there who don’t realize how fucking sick and disgusting the oddly shaped, oddly faced, mousey and annoying character she is….

Fuck Anna Kendrick, like this guy is doing, but in more of a forget about her, she’s overrated, her career confusing, her look not hot….

I saw that she had this new show about dating in her 20s, despite being 40, and was like “I didn’t watch Sex and the City, I am not going to watch Anna Kendrick pretend to navigate the city with dating misadventures, even with the sex”….because it’s Anna Kendrick, she can just go fuck right off if she’s so into her censored boring sex scene..

That O-Face….didn’t she even try to be sexy…I just don’t get it….you give a mutant genetically deformed girl with big tits a chance like some Make a Wish Foundation dream come true, and this is what she brings back to us….garbage.

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2020

29

May

Emma Roberts Tropical Mask and Leggings of the Day

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Emma Roberts is rocking a mask, which by the fucking way is the dumbest thing you idiots are protesting, like who fucking cares if you wear a mask in a fucking store, it gets you off the CCTV, you can even drive with a mask through red light cameras and deny it is you….get it the fuck together….

The government doesn’t want you in masks because they can’t watch you.

Today I saw they are pushing the plastic shield as a mask alternative, why, because they are see through and you can see a motherfucker’s entire face…they are all for that, but masks…no thanks…

So now it’s a lib vs republican stance on freedom, when you should want to be allowed to wear a fucking mask…it’s gangster…even when it is tropics….Looks a lot like MahaloMasks.com …similar to the ones Emma Roberts is in because she knows whats up when it comes to Tropical Mask wearing, she also knows what’s up when it comes to having a terrible dad…So Get your EMMA ROBERTS MASK HERE!!

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2020

29

May

Inka Williams Coconuts of the Day

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Inka Williams is a top notch girl who unfortunately gets called the HADID or JENNER of BALI, which is hilarious, but it’s just how you retards think, you need that reference point to benchmark her against to decide her level of value…instead of just looking her and saying she’s a hot skinny chick posing for a camera looking good….why the fuck do we need a backstory, or a reference point to figure out whether we think she’s hot or not. It’s like you fucking babies need to be babysat, or walked through things in a way that tells you that something needs to be like something else for you to decide if she’s hot or not…

She’s a skinny chick raised in Bali in a bathing suit with coconuts looking like a fucking original, Bella Hadid and Jenner and rich cunts who bought their celebrity and who look like fucking muppet trannies….tits or not…trannies can have tits you know…they are nothing interesting, unique, beautiful or cool…so fuck off and stare at her tiny titties…

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2020

29

May

Sahara Ray Abduction Erotica of the Day

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Everyone is so fucking tedious with their inconsistent opinions on ALL these political shit being shoved down their throat, whether it’s Epstein MeToo shit, or Biden being a Racist, or cops killing black people, or people looting target for new TVs for cops killing black people…it’s just a lot of negative vibes….

Then anyone with an opinion is scared to voice the opinion for fear of being cancelled by people with a different opinion, unless that person is some extremist…it’s exhausting…

I miss a time when all this bad shit went on, no one noticed or cared because it didn’t immediately effect them, and jokes were allowed to be jokes, taken as jokes, and videos and photoshoots could be “controversial” or offensive or gross and no one cried about it…

So seeing Sahara Ray, who is one of the original titty models, one who inspired a bunch of titty models like EmRata to steal her hustle, in what looks like a beheading video…is the kind of social commentary we need right now….keep things edgy, dark, weird, half naked….offend people fearlessly…it is important..

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2020

29

May

Jordyn Jones Titty Top of the Day

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Jordyn Jones from Kalmazooo has a new song and I wouldn’t know because I still haven’t figured out who Jordyn Jones is beyond being someone with trashy enough parents to name her Jordyn with a Y….get the fuck out of here with your trailer park names Kalamazoo.

I also wouldn’t know that Jordyn Jones has a new song because I am watching this on mute and staring at her waist to hip ratio, a scientifically proven thing that defines a girl’s level of hot…

You know the important support she needs.

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2020

29

May

Shanina Shaik in a Bikini of the Day

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Shanina Shaik is Australian…her genetic code reads Lithuania, Pakistan and Saudi….her labia reads “been fucked by TYSON BECKFORD”…while not winning Australian supermodel reality shows to make herself relevant a bunch of years ago.

This is some outdoor shower scene to show you how tropical and luxurious she is thanks to being richer than you.

Her big ass in a small bikini, the reason black dudes fuck her…

I am not posting this to add diversity to the site, unlike the “Woke” people, I don’t give a fuck about the color of a girl’s skin or her ethnicity, it doesn’t even factor into my staring at her, the shades are just part of whatever I am looking at, because who fucking cares…if she’s hot she’s hot, tanned or pale, black or asian…I’ve consistently thought that way and assumed that other people do to…until the whole woke thing happened and I realized that the woke people like to compartmentalize the races, to include the races, which reminds me a lot of white people still trying to run the show, acting superior while pretending to not be.

It’s a. whole lot of bullshit, and the only offensive thing about Shanina, besides the dumb name is that she’s Australian. Those loud mouths are the fucking worst.

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2020

29

May

Asshole Behind Thongs of the Day

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Here’s a lot of girls posting up pictures of their thongs, that by design, barely cover their assholes, which in part is why thongs are disgusting, seeing as no human can appropriately get all the shit off their assholes, especially when walking around all day doing things, there is seepage….a reason I won’t wear white underwear…not that I wear underwear…but if I wore underwear…it wouldn’t be white…

So from when THONGS came to trend in the 90s, they existed before as a before sex lingerie type thing a wife would do for her husband to spice up their life and be wild, it was a simpler time when women didn’t wear lingerie on social media and need to fuck black bulls while the husband watches to add spice to their life…but when thongs came to trend, girlfriends all complained how they’d ride their assholes uncomfortably, fat pussy girls would complain about how they’d cut into their fat pussies like sitting on a thin rope would cut into anyone, but more importantly….that the little thin fabric would get soaked with discharge…not that hot to me…probably hot to you…

So now that thongs are normalized, despite being unhygienic, you can see a bunch of asshole behind thongs, because thongs aren’t big enough to cover the full asshole and that’s fun to me….

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2020

29

May

Nurses Being Sluts of the Day

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I don’t have a nurse fetish, I just find it comedic that all these nurses who are being presented as heroes, are double dipping posting nudes to the internet in attempts to get people to sign up to their onlyfans. It’s a joke….

If anything, I find nurses to be disgusting, as they work amongst virus and disease, even before this whole COVID thing, if I found out a bitch worked in a hospital, I’d stay as far away as possible, I have spent a life making my bubble through anti-social, hermit-like, agoraphobic, but less phobic, more too lazy to go out behavior…keep your damn Epstein Barr to your damn self…now with COVID…it’s just an added virus to the list of why I cross the road when I see them, like you white people protesting cops for killing black dudes act when you see a black dude on the street walking your way – because you’re fucking racist no matter how many targets you loot.

The point is that nurses aren’t heroes, they hate being nurses, they do it because it’s a guaranteed decent paying job, where they are in such high demand they can post their nudes with their faces….because no one’s going to fire them now…

So here are your heroes, being real heroes, because they are listening to their horny selves and posting nudes like the pleasing and helpful exhibitionists that got them into administering medication in the first place.

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