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2020

04

May

January Jones Fat Single Mom Tits in a Skimpy Bikini of the Day

I don’t give a fuck about 45 year old actresses who clearly sucked dick to be actresses, or the tits they floated in on….but I know that January Jones has a loyal fanbase of perverts who like her 45 year old tits and all the ways they sag thanks to being sloppy as shit….

So this skimpy bikini top where you can basically see full tit, thanks to that mom nipple that’s been turned into a baby feeding spout…for a baby that has no dad or that has no public dad because I am sure January Jones has at least a top 4-5 possible dudes who came in her the month the kid was conceived, and at least one of them has paid her off to keep her mouth shut….which is probably how they got in this mess in the first place..if only she opened that damn mouth…dude would have a less permanent place to fucking bust his load.

As much as I want to hate on these big mom tits in a bikini, I can’t help but appreciate the big mom tits in a bikini, not because they are good tits, but because they are tits, and this is the only kind of content January Jones should be putting out there.

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2020

04

May

Hot Bikini Girls Promoting Gas and Other Videos of the Day

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Bridge Loses it’s Runoff System

Monkey Tries to Kidnap a Baby

Man Tased

Accident in the Rain

Face Mask Fail

Girl Causes Power Outage Due to Grad

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2020

04

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but the opening of the world seems like a terrible idea to me, not because I fear the spread of COVID, I don’t bother worrying about that shit, but I like everyone in isolation leaving me the fuck alone, so long as I don’t log onto social media to see all their whining.

It’s like this peaceful silence…knowing there is no where to go, but then if you look outside, you’ll realize there are about 100 times more people than you’ve ever seen on your street losing their minds, looking for something to do, because they have no were to go…which I guess is also annoying….

I guess as long as there are other humans out there…anything and everything is going to have some level of annoying as shit..it is a lose/lose we can never win when we are born to lose, unless you consider losing at life winning because you’re so good at losing….

People are typically shit….so I guess all you can really hope for is a stronger virus to do a little more WEEDING….from the garden that is humanity….while being happy the Government only told you to stay in the house these last 2 months, rather than do embarassing shit…like the dancing compliant and complacent fucks that we are.

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Her Name is Ebony Let and She’s a Bikini Babe
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Reverse Hoodie Prank Backfires
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Dude Lifts 501KG
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Kate Beckinsale’s Stretching in Shorts
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Elizabeth Jones Hot G-String Shoot!
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Dirty Children’s Book
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Fed Ex Tosses Expensive Package
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Bill Gates Talks COVID Microchipping
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2020

02

May

Miss Tequila is your Quarantine Girlfriend of the Day

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Today’s Quarantine Girlfriend is: Miss Tequila , so she’s already up to a good start here. I don’t know about you but I fucking love tequila and not just because I’m Jesus Martinez, that’s racist…tequila is like drugs, some of my best blackouts were thanks to tequila and clearly Miss Tequila follows that Tequila tradition in greatness.

She’s like waking up on the beach with the Tequila Sunrise after too Margaritas on some tropical adventure ….only hotter because you can actually visit her since she isn’t banned like all vacations because of COVID.

I love all the Quarantine Girlfriend’s equally, because unlike influencers and celebs who pretend they are too good for nude shows, despite being only followed by people who want nude shows, these girls don’t let that pretentiousness get in the way. They give us what we want and in this time of need that’s great…while other girls who should be giving us what we want are giving us outfit hauls, unboxing beauty products and doing recipes for other women, despite 98 percent of their followers being dudes there for the GOODS.

These girls are free spirited, not scared of nudity and embrace what we want, give us what we want, and I support their hustle…because there is less bullshit. I’d always rather support girls on this hustle, than pretending they are the next GOOP….to a bunch of dudes…treating us like the moms they pretend follow them

This is more authentic….

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2020

01

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s May 1st…summer’s coming…any plans? Big summer ahead?

Any of you hitting up Europe for that River Cruise you’ve been planning the last 5 years….or just staying local in the prison that your home has become?!

Have you made your women test drive their bikinis to make sure they are good enough quality because you know they NEED to be good bikinis for when you jump fences and run from the Authorities when you try to get in a swim….or are you more the type to just stay in alone because you have no women to test drive bikinis…so you choose to get off to transcripts from your favorite Larry King Live episodes or was it Oprah Epsidoes or are you more into scientific charts and data that you post up on facebook to show me death rates of COVID….seems like it’s those charts and data…

Either way, I’ll I think about in these times is Tara Reid….and all this Tara Reid Hype that is happening, no one’s ever given Tara Reid the attention she’s deserved all these years. They’ve just mocked her and laughed at her for Sharknado and her shitty tit job when all this time she was involved in a POLITICAL sex scandal…she must be loving finally being relevant again..the glory she always wanted, the glory none of us will ever know….

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Lara Nude Modelling While Hiding Her Face !
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Ana de Armas is Celebrating Her Birthday with Ben Affleck!
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Jameis Winston Couldn’t Read Street Signs or License Plates Before Lasik Eye Surgery
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Baby Tiger Meets Adult Tiger
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Fat Guy With Diarrhea on CNN
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Sara Sampaio Nipple Pokies
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Olivia Culpo’s Hot Bra!
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Britney Spears Hot Workout
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Joe Biden on Economic Intercourse
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Jade Chynoweth Hot Bikini Body!
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Halsey is Back With More Cosplay!
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Kiki Passo is a Name College Football Fans Need to Know
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Alessandra Ambrosio Big Cleavage
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Ollie Kram’s Amazing Booty in a Swimsuit Shoot!
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Busty Ireland Baldwin in a Catsuit!
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Abigail Spencer Broke Her Arm
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Danielle Harris’s See Through Top!
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Jojo Quit Sex for 10 Months!
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Ellen is Selling her House – It is a Nice House.
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Trump is Awesome
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Queen release new single
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Tori Praver’s Swim Campaign!
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Gal Gadot Social Distancing
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2020

01

May

LuxNeon is Your Quarantine Girlfriend of the Day

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I know what you’re thinking and that is that Quarantine is Over, you’ll be going back to work soon, you may even be able to travel with your mandatory mask on, but the reality is that you’re probably all used to being at home by now, wanting to leave the house has died down, and the idea of actually leaving the house paralyzes you and not because you’re scared of the virus, but because you are happy as fuck on the couch, you own personal island.

Not to mention, things still aren’t open, so why the fuck would you leave the house…

That is why I recommend THIS SITE to distract yourself or to find entertainment, because the girls are bringing entertainment….for free…none of that NETFLIX subscription shit….all live, all good…

So today’s Quarantine Girlfriend is this babe. Her name is LUX NEON , this cheeky little devil who is no stranger to showing off her amazing Kaia Gerber looking instagram ace on that hot instagram body…except unlike instagram girls, you can see her sucking off sex toys and other great masturabting things.

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2020

01

May

Sydney Sweeney Quadruple Titty of the Day

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I remember in High School we had a lunch monitor who had massive fucking tits, but in between those tits was some sort of growth, or it could have been the bra she wore, but either way we’d terrorize her calling her TRIPLE TITTY. Our other lunch monitor was a mom of 6 who would wear jeans two sizes too small that would creep up her cunt and we’re call her FRONTAL wedgie…it was before CAMELTOES were invented….at the time, I didn’t know what I was experiencing was hotness, I mean none of us really knew what hotness was because we didn’t grow up on porn. I remember having debates with other dudes about eating girl ass, because ass at the time was seen as unsanitary and we’d be like “but it’s only an inch away from the pussy, so you might as well lick it”….while kids these days are taking two dicks in their ass thanks to the butt plug anal training kit they got in their stocking from SANTA….weird times…

Now Sydney Sweeney may not have four tits, but her tits are the size of about 4 tits, and I like to think her perverted inflattable speaks to that…it’s a titty inflattable because she knows, like we know, how important tits are in her narrative..the tits we didn’t know were coming….until they came at us in EUPHORIA…putting her on the map for being the star that she is….I’m a fan.

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2020

01

May

Halsey Anime Cosplay of the Day

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I don’t play videogames and I haven’t since the 80s when some dude who was fucking my mom before she died of AIDS bought me a Nintendo….that I’d play duck hunt, double dragon and Mario 3 on…it was a tactic for me to be distracted while he was getting his fuck on…probably not knowing that he to would eventually die of aids…sex workers man…you gotta always use a condom….at least back in 1987…

ANYWAY…

This is Halsey in Cosplay for the nerd perverts into whatever ANIME weirdness this is, and her tits are out as she goes after the lowest common denominator…the nerd fuck who jerks off to ANIME…probably a pretty easy demo to manipulate…I mean if they jerk off to cartoons, they can easily be swayed into a real live chick, even one as bullshit as Halsey…so long as she’s dressed like the anime they’ve conditioned to be the only thing they can cum to.

Ya’ll are weird..

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2020

01

May

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Workout of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio brought out the workout videos for FRIDAY because the 40 year old mom needs to keep things relevant or keep you remembering who she is now that there’s a lockdown and the paparazzi aren’t there to document her and keep her in the mix.

Plus Victoria’s Secret is going through some shit during the pandemic, fully broke thanks to their overhead of having all those made in china overpriced panties losing their appeal…especially now that the malls are all cosed.

I don’t know if they are still paying her despite her “retirement” to start her own brand, but she doesn’t need the money, if anything she should be lending them money to help them survive after making millions because of the brand…

They paid her to put her on the map …when otherwise she’d just still be in Brazil doing whatever it is Brazilians do beside being tannies or surfing….

I read that Victoria’s Secret pulled another scam, besides financing Epstein, and that is when they sold off to a private equity company, they slipped “PANDEMIC” into the clause, which the private equity firm didn’t see and were like “But your shit isn’t worth shit anymore we want out”….while the Limited Brand owners are like “see ya later, we have sex tourism to get back into, suckers”….

Anyway, this is the Friday workout of a tall thin old as shit model who is likely infertile so your brand should write her off as too old to fuck with on a DNA level of we are animals trying to keep the species alive.

Well she’s got fake tits and tight shorts…so keeping the dream alive..whatever that dream may be…

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2020

01

May

Stella Hudgens Cleavage of the day

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I don’t know about you, but the younger hotter sister who gets all the benefits of the celebrity without the ego, but instead with the deep rooted feelings of inadequacy for being the non celebrity is by far the way to go…

It like you look at Stella Hudgens and it is obvious that she KILLS her sister Vanessa in terms of looks…but then you know that she doesn’t think that because she has to ride Vanessa’s coattails and name drop her to get anything in life…which is always a good thing if you’re at a level that she does feel is beneath her….because despite feeling inadequate, she still knows she’s better than you!!

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