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2020

28

Apr

Jaime King Nipples of the Day

Jamie King is some trash who is out there facing COVID with her tits out in a tight bathing suit looking outfit that may remind you of your elementary school swim class…because the tits are very 40 year old in the 90s….

She’s out here for the paparazzi so that they notice her and feel she’s worthy of a pic in these times of celebrities not producing nearly as much paparazzi clickbait….so they’ll shoot pics of anyone…assuming she didn’t call it in…but she probbaly called it in…maximize that trip to the outside world…since the coverage is the only reason she’s on a trip to the outside world…

I am sure she’s not scared of a bullshit virus, she was tying up and spiking her veins with street heroin back in the 90s…when AIDS was a thing. Her boyfriend died of an overdose that I am sure she was there for and she didn’t save him because she was likely having the best high of her life at the time….and because she’s the kind of cunt who lets you die on her watch….

She managed to swap out her career of being a heroin addict model who had her tits out, to an acting career that hasn’t been significant, but that have clearly taken some of the same tactics her modeling career did of having her tits out….because showing off the tits to get people interested in her is one of the most primitive tactics a woman can use and have been using since we were primitive apes…

Either way, 50 year old ex heroin model tits in a face mask isn’t my fetish.

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2020

28

Apr

Bella Thorne Braless of the Day

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The only thing anyone I know every asks or cares about when it comes to Bella Thorne, because most don’t even know why they know who Bella Thorne is, because not all of us have the Disney Channel…or care about loud mouths with bad skin talking about their vaginal discharge on the instagram…no matter how hard they are polarizing her Disney puppet training to be some “edgy” artist to keep manipulating the audience Disney has been trying to brain wash from birth…this is all part of the process..

But the only thing anyone ever asks is “are the tits real”.

I don’t have that answer, but I usually lean towards probably not because she’s florida trash, and florida was build on swamps and silicon…HOWEVER they could be and that’s all I have to say about this trash that looks like it smells like shit, even if it isn’t into shitting on things sexually….because that’s her real skillset….speaking to scat fetishists without any scat…easy clean-up.

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2020

28

Apr

Serinda Swan Underwater Tits of the Day

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Serinda Swan doesn’t only have a stupid name, but she’s also an actress from CANADA>

She is from West Vancouver, which I’ve been told is a very rich part of Vancouver, but I wouldn’t know, it’s the same country but another world I don’t really bother with.

It would mean that she’s just another rich kid being and actor because why the fuck not…..Shay Mitchell was also from West Van, who knows, maybe they are sisters…or neighbors who fucking cares…..

Like other rich kids, even if she wasn’t one, she was able to realistically do the acting thing since there would be no real “starving artist”…who cares…

I guess she’s been on Ballers and smelled what the rock was cooking, some other shit, still on a Canadian show called Coroner on the CBC, which is what gave you Americans Schitts Creek…who cares…she’s 35 at this point there’s gotta be more interesting shit than her IMDB reworded….

She posted up these pics of her…with this caption:

Nothing is more important than our relationship to the truth. It might temporarily demolish us. It might rip from us the false comfort of our delusions. It might knock us off the pedestals we’ve been unfairly placed upon, but it will never let us down.

She’s one of those…fake artist hipster hippie into yoga, kambucha, green juices self care and living the bohemian life watching sunsets, listening to drum circles, doing breathing exercises, but wants to fly private whenever she can…and wants the 5 star vagabond experience…you can tell….phony.

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2020

28

Apr

Lily Allen’s Shitty Nude Selfie of the Day

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No one wanted to see Lily Allen naked at the height of her one-hit-wonder career that lasted a few years and that I am sure made her a shit ton of money. She was very relevant before being TOTALLY forgotten.

I remember she flashed her tits back in her peak and thinking they were bad, but that could be Nicole Richie’s tits I am thinking of, for some reason I confuse those pics.. they were bad…but I guess not Nicole Richie Bad..

These are the pics I am referencing….

Anyway, since her one hit wonder rich kid who scammed the industry with a viral hit before viral hits were the only hits, has gone onto have a dwarf looking / midget looking/ retard headed baby….maybe all the drugs she did.

I used to get hate mail for shit I wrote about her abortions while mocking her miscarriage, because I guess people don’t like miscarriage / abortion jokes…and that’s really all I got about Lily Allen and her nudes 10 years after we didn’t want them in the first place.

Boring fucking nude for an attention seeking scam.

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2020

28

Apr

Support the Frontline Workers of the Day

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It’s pretty clear that people have given up on the whole COVID fight, at least where I am, because everyone seems to be on top of each other, every one is starting to question the government, everyone is reducing the virus to a Flu that has been around forever, I mean when has the government been so quick to do anything before it was too late…the whole thing makes no sense…

Then there’s the whole releasing UFO footage today, knowing people are at home, in what is some icing on the cake to keep the strong hold….whether it is Deepstate shit, or Pizzagate Shit, or just the voices in our heads from being stuck in the house with the government we were trained to not trust…taking our jobs and making us stay in the house…it’s a fucked situation.

The frontline workers or the healthcare workers are being celebrated and they are taking it upon themselves to try to bask in that glory, or release that stress, who really knows what’s going on but bitches be getting naked for whatever reason in their scrubs and it’s topical…

I’ll be over the sex workers in the hospital system when this Pandemic ends…not that it will end…but when we’re all microchipped by Bill Gates like we aren’t already. Iphone / FB / TikTok yo.

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2020

28

Apr

Blonde Spits on Old Lady and Other Videos of the Day

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Store Owner Pisses Himself

Driver Fucks with TV reporter

Sports Cars in Charleston

Londonners in Lockdown

Unloading Motorcycle

Eaten by Escalator

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2020

28

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The Pentagon / US Government are great content producers. If they had an IG meme account, they’d be selling canned wine harder than that fat old dude the kids were into because he posted the reddit memes for them.

In a “the world isn’t in enough of a state of panic” from the pandemic and all the misinformation out there around the pandemic.

Where that point in every grown up’s life where they realize that they are in fact not actually free grown people who can do whatever they like within the guidelines of the law….but instead rats in a maze in a policed state. Not even capable of opening up their businesses or work at the risk of the “virus” that they don’t even fear because they are being told to “STAY IN THEIR HOUSE”….and if you ever want to leave your house you need to basically be microchipped…you know for the safety of the WORLD man…

I guess coming to terms with not actually being free must be a hard pill to swallow, probably like finding out you’re adopted as a grown up and you’re not even an actual grown-up but a man child, have they been lying to you this entire time and you know adopted chicks…so fucking broken…The fact that you cannot “risk” getting the virus at your own level of comfort is proof of that. If you want to risk getting sick to work, to open your store, to travel, to basically do anything, you’re not allowed. You’e a prisoner man…

I’m not here to monger fear, or to downplay the virus because I don’t know anything about it or really care since my life hasn’t changed.

I just know people are going mental…and the Pentagon was like “Let’s release UFO footage” to alleviate some of that fear. Pretty hilarious…

Here’s that footage….

SINCE WE GOT YOU AT HOME….here’s some UFOs to go with your Pandemic, and some Asteroids barreling at our earth you know just to keep you more chilled out about this whole thing.

Something they’ve denied forever…but are like “throw the book at stupid citizens we want to enslave and control”.

Again, not a conspiracy theory here, the Pentagon posted this.

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Super Chubby Seal…Amazing…
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Peyton Roi List Big Cleavage
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A Gruesome Photo of Alex Smith’s Broken Leg Has Surfaced
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Guy Drinks Rubbing Alcohol to Avoid Covid
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Dave Chappelle’s Leadds Comedy Store Benefit
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Stupid Road Racing Crash
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Hilary Duff’s Dead Face in a Tank Top
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Polina Azarova Saddles Up in a Nude Shoot.
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Rap Song from The Navy Seals Copypasta
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Nurse Injects 5 Patients
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Goonies Cast Reunited.
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Mandy Moore Cleavage!
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2020

27

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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As I discovered today in my conspiracy theory hunting, you are all just jealous you didn’t invent MS Paint. THEN…there’s the whole getting microchipped to basically be allowed to leave your house theory…which makes sense to me…And this conspiracy theorist from 2014…. HERE ….

So much going on, but not enough Quarantine nudes…

I went to Home Depot the other day, because if I am going to get COVID, I’m going to get it buying manly shit like LUMBER…and I didn’t see one militarized employee taking out some nut job streaking as she protests how small business can’t be open but big business can….

I would expect more insanity from people in these times…like Hollywood has positioned this story for so long…but the general level of freaking out hasn’t been nearly as destructive as you’d want it to be in a situation like this, you know to keep shit entertaining..instead everyone’s just fucking boring….

Some steplINKS that are less boring than the people around you, online or in person, being boring…with their boring ideas, their boring theories and their lack of nudes.

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Sofia Vergara and her Sister Compare Thonged Asses
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Bella Thorne Stay at Home In a Bikini Orders
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Learn How to Twerk
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Kanye is a Billionaire
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Jessie James Decker in her Underwear
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Emrata’s Hot Body in a Bikini
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Slutty Golfer’s HUGE TITS for Attention
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Carmen Electra is 48 Years Old – here she is Being Hot
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Tinashe’s Nude Portrait
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Tinashe is Nude
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Elle Fanning Cleavage!
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Ashley Tisdale’s Pool Party Nips
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Worst TAKE Me On Cover
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Kristin Cavallari is Single
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Some Slutty Pics of Kristin Cavallari
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Padma Lakshmi’s Big Boobs Revealed
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Guy Smashes Out Car Window
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Maddy Belle is Some Random Slut of the Day
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Chris Pratt Making a Christian Baby…
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Lily Rose Depp is Single
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Andy Dick as Tiger King…
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Naked Actor of the DAy
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Blake Lively Mocks Husband’s Pony Tail…
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Streamer Nip Slip!
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Christina Milian’s Hot New Mom Body
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Jessica Simpson Bikini!
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Bait Bike!
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Angry Parrot!
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Cowboys Draft Pick CeeDee Lamb Snatching His Phone From Girlfriend’s Hand
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Dude Builds an Arch Without any Nails…
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Nude Model in Oil Slick
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The Dab Rig You Need in Lockdown
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Rebecca Black has Big Saggers
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Ashley James in Shorts
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Kylie Jenner in Make-Up to Off-Set Her Nasty ass Pics last Week
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2013 Lohan Upskirt
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Lucy Hale in Shorts
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Reese Witherspoon Riding Bike Seat Like it is a Cock
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Camila Cabello is that Cuban Rat on the Sex Swing with a Faggot
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Ana de Armas in a BRa Top
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Rachel Bilson in Slutty Jumper Passing her Kid off to it’s Dad – Broken Homes
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What is Her Limit!?
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People Hving a Shitty Day…
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Restaurant Flasher
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Death to America Muslim Anti Christian Porn…
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That Was Unexpected
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Amateur Babe from Reddit You’ll Want to Fuck
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Babe At the Mall in the Changing Room Being Bad
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AMateur Beach Babes
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Perfect Amateur Body
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Boob Reveal
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Rolling the Dice the Right Way
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The Biggest CUNT in Germany
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Big Titties with a Face Mask On
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Big Tits in the Shower
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Underboob!
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Intense Vibrator
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Mental Mondays
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Two Sluts – Being Lesbian…
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Booty Show from the Hospital
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A Bunch of Booty…
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Dildo Rider
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Boons in the Bath
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Just a Butthole Flash
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Naked Bryoni Kate!
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Blowing Bubbles with her Vagina
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2020

27

Apr

Catjira is Your Quarantine Girlfriend of the Day

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Today’s Quarantine Girlfriend to celebrate the quarantine bringing out the best nudes in people is CATJIRA ….her and other babes…1000s of other babes are putting on some of their best shows to keep you perverts entertained in what may be boring times thanks to the government wanting to microchip you….they all live on THIS WEBSITE

Along with doing live cam shows, CATJIRA has an archive of videos that include but aren’t limited to her simulating blowjobs…but more interestingly…MORTAL KOMBAT COSPLAY…how could you not fall in love with her for the day…I mean it is a QUarantine, what the fuck else is there to do than romance….

So HEAD OVER TO MY FREE CAMS to be entertained.

She also does some cosplay like this one of Lola Bunny from Space Jam

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2020

27

Apr

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini of the Day

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In really exciting news, Vanessa Hudgens, who you perverts remember from High School musical, but who I remember from her nude selfies that she was one of the early celebs to jump on that trend, you know pretend that your nudes are leaked, when really you’re trying to show everyone who thinks you’re a muppet or a puppet owned by Disney…who I assume also own the actual muppets, I mean who else would Hanson sell to….

Anyway…she was in her bikini, her hair windswpet, the way you’d want hair to be while the tits are out…and Juliette Lewis approves of the bikini…

Which is the takeaway here….I mean that and if she’s seeing Juliette Lewis’ comments and answering, she’s likely seeing all your “Wish that was my dick”….or “How many fingers fit in your ass”….or “do you still have that thick hot bush”…..she’s just not as keen to answer because she thinks she’s better than you…cuz she is….so when you hear her talk inclusivity like the rest of hollywood…remember they aren’t about that…they think they are better than the commoners…and that’s all just bullshit…windswept and in a bikini….but bullshit…

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