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Camila Cabello’s Fat Cuban Ass in San Diego of the Day

Sienna Miller Topless in Europe of the Day

Elsa Hosk is Naked on the Beach of the Day

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Maria Doroshina is the Instagram Of The Day

2020

Apr

Inka Williams Titty Top of the Day

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Inka Williams is this interesting looking model from who the fuck cares who is trending on instagram at least enough for some out of touch old fuck who doesn’t really care about the most hyped or trending tits, and really doesn’t care about any tits, but I guess that could be debated by the debate team because I post tits every day of my fucking life, which in and of itself would make you think I do it because I am passionate about tits of instagram or entertainment, but really it’s just clickbait for me to bust out my stand-up comedy act that I’m working on for when the Quarantine opens up…a comedy show that my objective is to have zero laughs the entire time…not even awkward ones….

In weird Inka Williams related news, I get hate mail for posting this skinny, interesting faced girl of instagram…people call me a fag who likes little boys, because apparently this is little boy body to the people who visit this site, which makes me scared of what you think is womanly….don’t bother sharing what you find womanly…I prefer ignoring you and focusing on the lack of people who read the site, than the 2 people who do to bitch at me about Inka Willims…

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2020

Apr

Charli XCX Titty Grabbing of the Day

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The future is now. Why leave the house when you can buy a shitty green screen from Amazon for 100 dollars or less abd basically be ANYWHERE you want to be.

I don’t think Charli XCX and her gnarly ass caterpillar level eyebrows gives a fuck where she’s grabbing her tits for attention, so long as she’s grabbing her tits for attention.

The rumor is that Charli XCX is some UK popstar but no one has ever heard any of her songs, so it could be myth….like that you can’t get COVID from eating ass….but at these stage in the game you might as well be linking up for COVID ass eating parties…because we all need to get the virus once, why ride it out so hard…

Charli XCX is a massive whatever in terms of her position in the entertainment industry, but at least she’s got tits she’s hand-bra-ing for the dudes out there..reminding you that all these women are sluts and resort to slutty to stand out amongst the news.

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2020

Apr

Hailee Steinfeld’s Wild Pushed Up Tits in Some Clickbait Porn of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld must be promoting a new album, becasue along with her shitty acting from shitty movies, she’s also a pop starlet…..

I guess her agents and managers realized that there was more money in song and dance than make-belief in movies so use the movies to get celebrity, use the celebrity to sell concerts, downloads, royalties on streaming apps and MERCH.

I don’t know the economics of celebrities, but I do know that unless you’re getting the hefty backend checks on an X-Men type comic blockbuster movie, or you have crazy star power that makes you 10 million a movie or more, the whole acting thing pays, but not that much in comparison to music.

The whole acting thing is just good to get you on the map and to give you that platform to brainwash people with your bullshit.

I don’t know why her big play is to pull down her pants and show the top of her panties…that match her bra and hat…in some weirdly asian outfit…I just know her tits are busting out and that may be all I need to know.

Her dad is a fitness trainer, her uncle us a celebrity fitness trainers, yet she’s barely toned because we live in an world where you don’t have to be. Dumpy and lazy is ok thanks to photoshop, but you’re all so conditioned to fat dumpy chicks that this is tight and fit to you…but her dad is a fitness trainer and her uncle a celebrity fitness trainer…I expect more.

On her uncle:

Steinfeld develops brands and businesses as Chairman and CEO of Body by Jake. Previously, Steinfeld created FitTV, a 24-hour fitness lifestyle network, which he later sold to News Corp. Following the sale of FitTV, Jake launched ExerciseTV, a fitness on-demand television network, with partners Comcast, New Balance, and Time Warner.

Steinfeld co-founded Major League Lacrosse (MLL), the first professional outdoor lacrosse league, in 2001. MLL has six franchises in North America; the championship trophy is named the Steinfeld Cup.

And this is the body we get? Pretty disappointing really. But tits.

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2020

Apr

Rita Ora’s Hot Bikini Selfies of the Day

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When you’ve really only had success because of your rockin’ tits, you have to take a step back and look at the big picture and realize that, you have only had success because of your rockin’ tits, so you better show off those rockin tits, to ensure that people still remember you after this COVID thing is said and done, since there’s no events to consistently be at…

I think it’s a good strategy, at least for Rita Ora, and it has worked out nicely for her. She’s been able to secure a record deal, pretend she’s a popstar, all without ever having a hit song….I mean I don’t even know if she’s signed to a label…she was back in the day, but Rihanna hated her for mooching and stepping on her toys and gave the label an ultimatum….this bitch or her, and they chose her, obviously, she’s Rihanna.

So Ora as she tried navigating on her own to make that pop dream happen realized “people really like my tits, I’ll keep showing those and that one hit wonder song I crave will happen because I’ll have all those people who like my tits to listen to my song, inflate my numbers and give the illusion that I matter”..

It’s the tits get hits system. Just because their shit has millions of views, doesn’t mean it’s cuz it’s good, but it does usually mean it’s cuz of the tits…so use those tits, like Rita Ora uses her tits, and your dreams can come true to…assuming your tits aren’t like my tits, a product of obesity, low testosterone and internet-ing…

Anyway, when bored in quarantine, what is a bottom feeder to do…show her tits..exactly…keep it coming girl.

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2020

Apr

Jessica Simpson Old and Less Fat in her Bikini of the Day

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As you know, celebrities are fucking annoying pieces of shit who are overpaid to do some of the dumbest and embarassing shit possible, like sing and dance.

In being celebrities, with far too much money, living their rich person lives that I am sure haven’t been affected too badly from the quarantine in their mansions they are already reclusive in…thanks to be celebrities.

But that doesn’t mean I hate them when they get bored and post up their bikini smut, because it is a nice reminder that they are all attention seeking whores who sexualize themselves for feedback from the fans as they should.

Jessica Simpson was 240 pounds a year ago, because this bitch gets fat on the regular then loses it all, in what you’d call Yo-Yo dieting, or weird weight gain stunts for various roles she plays in the bedroom with her husband sexually….”for this fetish, I need to gain 100 pounds, to play the Texan housewife who eats too much baked goods”….before going back to “but then we’ll sell an ad for a few million to some weightloss company nd I’ll play thinner, still busy, ex popstar wife”….you know to keep the husband feeling like he’s fucking new pussy, not the same old Jessica Simpson pussy…

At 39, she’s too old to be in a bikini, but I’ll still look at her clickbait tits…because what the fuck else is there to do.

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2020

Apr

Panty Sniffer and Other Videos of the Day

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Powerful Douching…

New York Police Play a Drinking Game…

Mexican COVID Mask

There is this thing called Scissors

Some Dog Shit Rock Paper Scissor

Head Butt of the Day

Taking a Piss

Fast ATM Robbery

Don’t Do Drugs

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2020

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Starting a fund raiser like how people grow ou their hair for cancer patients, only it’s more about growing out your pussy hair, to shave off and put in an envelope and to mail my way for me to bake in a cake…a pussy hair cake that I will eat while masturbating…which I guess isn’t a fund raiser or a cancer support…just a good old fashioned pussy hair cake…

I guess the only fail in receiving anonymous pussy hair in the mail is vetting the pussy hair…I mean how do you even know it’s a pussy hair and not some pervert fat dudes asshole hair…because I know if I was participating in a pussy hair challenge…I’d be clipping my asshole hair and pretending it was pussy hair because it identifies as pussy hair and not because my ass is my man pussy….but because it’s funny to trick pussy hair eaters into eating my ass hair….

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Kaley Cuoco’s Spread Eagle for her Dog
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Kristen Cavallari is Now Single
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Making a Tiny House with Real Materials
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Chris Pratt is Making Babes in a Schwarzenegger
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Oil Tanker Cemetery – Waiting out the Quarantine
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Woman Fires At Workers on Cell Tower
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2020

Apr

Monique Desire is Today’s Quarantine Girlfriend of the Day

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Her name is Monique Desire and I am going to go out on a limb here and say that her biggest accomplishment is probably not being my Quarantine Girlfriend, but it’s a big deal for me. I don’t take love lightly, despite having a new Quarantine Girlfriend daily. It’s dark times, I need support AND SO DO YOU!!

People are going through all kinds of weird emotions, at least based on the conversations I’ve had. Not that I have many conversations, or actually care what people are going through, but luckily people LOVE to talk about themselves, so it’s just sort have been shoved down my throat, without asking me HOW I AM DOING….typical.

That is why I distract myself in the best way on sites LIKE THIS

So some are bored, some are angry, some are stressed, some scared, some think this is all overkill, that there’s a bigger purpose or agenda, while others are like me and figure if we die from a virus we die from a virus and we can’t hide inside our homes thinking we will survive, we hide in our house because we have been for 15 years and it’s been great.

The one thing we can all agree on is that times are crazy, or weird, or ridiculous….I guess we can’t really agree on that….but we can agree on sex, love and romance being the key to distraction, happiness and fulfillment.

THAT IS WHY I FOUND MONIQUE DESIRE and decided to commit for at least a few hours because ROMANCE IS DEAD….even if our freedoms are.

What it comes down to is DO YOU SEE HER BODY?! It’s fucking crazy. That’s all it takes for me to find love or at least a good time….in these dark times and it can happen to you JUST FOLLOW THIS LINK

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2020

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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While you all can’t pay hookers to pee on you like you normally do, and you’re not man enough to have anal sex from 6 feet away, unless you bust out the broom, like the homo you are…it’s probably already rigged…isn’t it….and as the people of facebook complain about injecting disinfectant. Something that would require you going to the store to by syringes…..to spike into your arm like a heroin addict looking for a good time…because you heard something in passing about shooting up disinfectant…and thought ‘GREAT IDEA’….which reminds me how fucking dumb a lot of you are. Like REAL dumb…that’s not to say I am smart…but I am definitely not THAT dumb….like the couple who drank aquarium cleaner because they heard the name of a unproven med wrong…like it’s ok for people that dumb to die from being dumb…we don’t need them….but while you all do that….I am going to be staring at the fucking wall….happy to know none of you are out there doing dumb shit that annoys me. I’ll be staring at the wall. Mindfulness like an influencer or a dot com billionaire on a podcast pitching his new mindfulness app….

Point being, I think staying in is the best thing that happened to society….it’s sad knowing it will end and it will open up again….

I just hope it ruins some industries I hate…like Fashion, Hollywood…and that’s about it….Enjoy the quiet…make peace with the voices in your head…do something productive…be smarter, do better, improve…or stare at the fucking wall…like me….

This just makes public masturabtion and trying to look up girl skirts at the grocery store harder, but i’m old now and I can get my fix on the internet…but you can always find places to masturbate awkwardly in your own home…

Get drunk. Fuck off.

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At Home with Elsa Hosk
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Mandy Moore Post Workout Hotness
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Vintage Angie Dickinson Erotica
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In Other Mickey Mantle News…He Got Head in Yankee Stadium
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Beer Pass while Social Distancing
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Ezequiel Garay’s Model Wife Celebrates With a Naked Post
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Olivia Munn Braless in Pajamas
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Emily Ratajkowski’s Nip Slip
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Kristen Bell Pokies
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Cowboys Draft Pick Snatching his Phone From his Girlfriend
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Bella Hadid Facetime Fetish
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Live Seafood ASMR
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Girl and her Parrot
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Richard Gere and Wife had a COVID Baby
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Rebecca Black’s Cute Photobomber!
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Lottie Moss – Crazy booty
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Ed No Neck from 90 Day Fiance is Great
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Huge Tornado!
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Florence Pugh At Home!
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25 Handbras from Instagram
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Man Buys an Abandoned Mine.
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Ferret Plays with Owner
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Selena Gomez Pretends to Give herself Affirmations for an Ad
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Candice Swanepoel Nudity Loophole!
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Moscow Plane Fire is Crazy
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Girl’s Documentary of her Boyfriend who Died of COVID.
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Lucy Hale BOOTY
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Faith Schroder Coned Her Bikini Self
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The Dab Rig You Need in Lockdown
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Britt Robertson in Comfy Pants
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2020

Apr

EffyElizabeth is Your Quarantine Girlfriend of the Day

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Effy Elizabeth is amazing.

She’s a pink haired, festival looking girl who both entertains all of us on various harcore videos to cuck to, but more importantly she does shows on My Free Cams with a bunch of other girls, because she knows we are at our loneliest and most bored thanks to having no where to go, not that we ever have places to go, but it feels more constrictive when it is mandatory! That Damn Government and Bill Gates….

Point being, I’ve decided to make her my quarantine girlfriend today. She’s not aware of this romantic decision, but I’ll be over her by tomorrow when I am onto my next quarantine girlfriend.

You can tell by the pics of her round ass on her skinny frame why I fell in love for the day, with these heroes, stepping up their entertainer game, in these dark times. Don’t beleive me? CLICK HERE …or look at Effy the way she’s meant to be looked at!