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2020

24

Apr

Delilah and Amelia Hamlin Masked Up of the Day

Delilah Belle and her Slutty Sister are the product shat out by bottom feeder Lisa Rinna, who along with being naked in Playboy after a shitty Soap Opera career, which is basically porn for old fat trailer park women on disability, that she turned into bottom feeding reality show stardom based on being rich in LA, because she’s living her dream like the pile of trash that she is….

In living her dream out, she’s had a few kids that she’s trained to be high end, rich person hookers, who manipulate the media as best as they can as low level reality star offspring….be slutty, get noticed and hopefully you can become a kardashian too.

In famewhoring, they put on some bike shorts, jacked them up into their cunts, threw on a mask for effect…you know current climate shit…and hot, rich, but not too rich to feel secure because they grew up with more rich and relevant people, out whoring…the way nature intended!

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2020

24

Apr

Hilary Duff Lookin Good of the Day

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Hilary Duff has lost about 50 pounds so she’s looking better than ever. There’s some shape to her face, she’s got her tan on, and you can barely notice her stupid hair color.

I am not one of those “look how much this overrated trash has improved over the last 3 years” type. If anything I am still fully committed to thinking everything Hilary Duff is pretty fucking shit…but I can recognize a girl who has improved her look, because hotter version of themselves, a better version of themselves…

I didn’t really give a fuck about Hilary Duff when she was young and Famous, fresh out of Disney bullshit…I only started noticing her after her marriage and kid….as her ass and thighs kept getting thicker and thicker…to the point of being too thick…like move my fucking fridge for me tank big…good and sturdy to handle gangbangs these celebs love.

This is her being an influencer in selfie mode at 30…and as long as it’s on mute, it’s tolerable.

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2020

24

Apr

Jennifer Lopez Takes her Top Off of the Day

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This is from a few days ago, but I am posting them because I want to outline an old slut in her 50s stripping down to her lace bralette like she was a fucking 20 year old…because she’s J.Lo…the overachieving tyrant piece of shit…who you can just tell is a HORRIBLE fucking person…straight from the Bronx…where her

I guess when you think of all the shit J.Lo did to climb the ladder in a pre-interent era to the top where she still reigns at the top of the Jenny from the Block Throne…pulling out her shitty mom tits in a slutty top is barely a thing…

The only funny thing about it is thinking back to our ideas of 50 year olds about a decade ago…the nice granny baking cookies for the trailer park on July 4th weekend…Freedom 55…not some megalomaniac cunt who think what she does is important…despite it being bottom feeding irrelevant shit.

That’s the problem in the world, all these top 40 money grubbers think what they do is important…

J.Lo is garbage…the only thing she’s good for is giving Puerto Ricans hope that they too can be J.Lo one day…that American Dream they are entitled to.

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2020

24

Apr

Assholes Behind Thongs of the Day

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For the most part, there are assholes behind everything. From your favorite movie, song, TV show, clothing company, car company, restaurant, beverage company, girl….to thongs…just giant fucking assholes running the fucking show.

There’s a fetish or a series of people who are really into their assholes. It’s the younger generation and anal is their norm or their obsession.

The first MEME I saw about COVID was about eating ass, it was likely the most shared meme about COVID….”Eating Ass Builds Your Immunity”…and it was being spread around by 25 year olds who get all their info from Memes…relating to the ass eating their generation has embraced.

SO…in this era of self promotion, self love, narcissism, perversion…showing asshole is basically the new handshake…and showing asshole behind your thong is just what happens when you wear a thong..so why not show it off.

I’m down with the direction society is taking.

Posted in:Features

2020

24

Apr

Sporty Girls of Instagram in Motion of the Day

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You can never be too sure if the skinny and hot girls of instagram are actually athletic. I am sure a lot of them just starve themselves out or do various drugs…prescription or not…that help keep them lean. Then there’s the whole photoshop component of turning yourself into some toned goddess looking girl thanks to an app. I am sure if you meet 75-99% of influencers, they will look like a shell of what they look like online when in person…

Don’t believe everything you see on the internet…

Then there’s that whole instagram content is limited to a few basic categories. Fitness or Bikini or Nude and Dramatic.

There are only so many ways for people to present themselves and their bodies hot and half naked….and when you incorporate fitness into it, it seems less weird than just hot half naked poses…

So here are girls stretching, bending, flexible, and doing some really light fitness for the sake of saying it is fitness…when really it’s designed to be hot….and is hot.

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2020

24

Apr

Friday’s Titty Drops of the Day

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If you’re like me, you like tits….what’s not to like about the fatty globules that feed the future generation of parasites sent to destroy the earth thanks to the narcissism coded into most humans making them think it’s a great idea to reproduce. It’s nature’s way to keep the species alive and people have a hard time separating themselves from that….

Maybe I’ve gone off course when presenting you with tits…they are just tits, you get it, you don’t need to think about procreation when looking at tits…especially since most of these tits aren’t mom tits…but young hot tits being flashed the way tits were meant to be treated.

So as much as the girls who have tits fucking love having tits because they can make the tits work for them….we love looking at them…or having them flashed at us and despite the overall “WOKE” nature of the world pre-COVID….girls are still out here willing to flash tits.

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2020

24

Apr

Hot Dance and other Video of the Day

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Medical Mask Robbery

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2020

24

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am not a conspiracy theorist and don’t really care about this whole virus, but I did watch Anderson Cooper interviewing the Vegas Mayor, who is cleary a Mob Wife, and all he kept saying was contact tracing….CONTACT TRACING…all the experts say the cure is CONTRACT TRACING….

I don’t think Scamderson Cooper is being tipped off by the illuminati to push the whole “give us permission to follow your every move, we already do” agenda, I don’t think there’s some morning conference on how they are going to brain wash the population, but when I heard key words used 10 times in 10 minutes…I start to say….”how peculiar”…

That said, my dumb neighbor stops me to chat yesterday night 5 mins into the conversation “oh me and my husband tested positive April 1st but we’re fine now”….I’m like “did you do a test to see if you’re negative and she said they don’t offer those for non-healthcare workers…but she’s been feeling fine for 3 weeks…awesome.

I am not a believer in the magnitude of the virus, we all need to catch it eventually, and I am not scared of the virus, but I’m not licking door knobs or getting lab dances or even communicating with other humans…so get the fuck out of here with and behave like the LEPER you are. I sure as fuck don’t need to have small talk with some COVID positive people bored and looking for conversation…

Typical humans thinking “well I already got it so, whatever”….Idiots should at least not disclose they had it if they are acting like they didn’t have it.

So if I die…it’s been good.

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2020

23

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t have a nightly entertainment TV show like all the other sites on the internet….because I’d just talk about how all I am doing is spending all my TV HOST money on buying used tampons off the internet to remember what a pre menopause pussy is like…which I guess isn’t as exciting as Cameron Diaz doing instagram lives….

I actually don’t have a nightly entertainment show because I am talentless degenerate loser who lives in hell….but if I did have one…it’d be about all the panties you can buy online and less about Whitney Houston’s New Biopic….

Not that you care about me, or my fake TV hosting about sluts of the internet because those are the people who matter…..because this COVID crisis has taught her to only care about your damn whining self who is starting to get mad at your AUTHORITIES because WTF…

You’ll survive, or you won’t, dying the whole point of living…so figure it out.

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