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2020

20

Apr

Babe Makes a TikTok for Instagram of the Day

Her name is Jenny Mosienko and she’s surprisingly from the Ukraine. It is never the Eastern European girls who are out there being the hottest girls on social media, cam sites, and all things good in the world. It’s like they are trained for this shit at communist work camps while their moms are waiting in line for toilet paper, something that used to be a communism joke but that is now a COVID joke, where people feel like they live in communism as they protest America to go back to work, like the annoying kid who cries on a snow day, instead of just taking it in and chilling…

Point being, this Jenny Mosienko can be found on INSTAGRAM where you and 1.2 million other people can fight over her attention, or sign up to her paid site like a bunch of SIMPS who forget about free porn, because you like the connection the girl has with you and her 1000s of other 10 dollar a month idiots.

Point being, her TikTok on Instagram is a win.

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2020

20

Apr

McKayla Maroney Short Shorts of the Day

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McKayla Maroney was the Gymnast who went viral for becoming a meme when she was underage and ya’ll Olympic Gymnast fans who are already rearing up for this year’s Olympics, were all about her and who are likely the same pervert fucks occupying the VIEWS on every TikTok video you see of a girl dancing with her tits out, her vagina out…..or whatever else she has out….like this TikTok…

I guess when you’re an Olympic gymnast, your TikTok dances are better quality than the amateurs TikTok people, and this is one of those dances…

I like to think she’s sexualizing in her slutty shorts showing off her less than athletic quarantine 15 body…but we give her a break because she was the one who took a payout settlement against her Gymnastic doctor who finger banged her….instead of ratting him out like the other girls….which caused negative press and a lot of hate that has kept McKayla off the radar…..

Take the money and run, the finger bangings while fixing swollen ankles aren’t going to magically disappear because you testify against a pervert with 100 other girls testifying against him….and money heals all wounds…

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2020

20

Apr

Kiernan Shipka Bra Dance of the Day

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Kiernan Shipka in a bra doing a dance like she is on TikTok, and she is probably on TikTok, which is China’s answer to give sexual predators hours of content, while giving confused kids with shitty parents that were raised on porn a venue to post bra dances and other really perverted shit, all while giving China access to track EVERY SINGLE AMERICAN trying to get on the latest trend, especially now in Quarantine with all the time in the world, awesome..

Only I don’t think this is for TikTok, I think it’s for her shitty Sabrina show, that they are likely still filming despite essential work being the only thing that should be working, the entertainment industry is above the law, just ask Natalie Woods’ killer….

I don’t find this girl hot at all…if anything I find her ugly, so I don’t know why I am bothering, I guess a bra dance is all it takes to get featured on this site, pointed and laughed at, and/or jacked off to…

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2020

20

Apr

The Frontliners Flashing in Scrubs of the Day

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All we are hearing about in the media is how special and heroic the frontliners are because they are on the frontlines…

Most people working in public health or really anything public are typically only there for the job security, benefits and are in fact lazy and just do these jobs for the pay check and not for their passion of changing diapers or being amongst the sick….

That applies to doctors also….and cops…They aren’t there to make the world a better place, if anything they are there to do nothing until they are forced to do something…all while abuseing their power or live above the law….to benefit themselves.

Tthis isn’t about cops, or about doctors…it is about the nurses…and not slandering the nurses who instead of quitting their jobs, are still going to work in healthcare, basking in the attention they are getting by being nice enough to take a minute out of their busy and crazy days as they theoretically risk their lives to help save lives…which is hero work…to flash their pussies in nude selfies they upload to the internet…which is the actual hero work….

Perverts need as many people from as many professions naked, whether that profession is trending now or not….

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2020

20

Apr

Vanessa Hudgens is the Mail Order Bride Daughter of the Day

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The best thing about this video is that I heard Vanessa Hudgens mom in the background and I was like “Holy Shit, Vanessa Hudgens is a Filipino”….

I may have already known that about the High School Musical starlet who is now in her 30s and no longer a Disney kid, yet branded Disney forever. It’s what happens when you sell your soul to the devil you know.

I just didn’t realize that her mom was full PILL-O-PINO….I find the whole thing hilarious, only because in Canada, there are so many of these Filipino’s working at Old Folks home, in healthcare, making salads, as nanny’s to the rich kids…but most importantly the mail order brides.

I know at least 10 stories of husbands knocking up the filipino cleaning lady or nanny like they were Schwarzenegger. I always laugh when someone I know is like “Heading to the Philippines to buy some property for my girlfriend and her family”…..

That’s not to say that Filipino girls aren’t hot, or are hood or ghetto. I was just overly excited when I saw /heard Hudgens mom’s Manilla DRAWL….and I am not quite sure why…but I like it.

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2020

20

Apr

Stoner Girls for 420 of the Day

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We normally do a big production for 420 despite being called DrunkenStepfather because I am a weed activist, mainly because like Income Tax, the concept is stupid.

It’s a fucking plant….and the idea of a plant being illegal is fucking stupid.

Despite being a drunk, I realize that alcohol being a controlled substance makes sense, if everyone could legally make it, there would be a lot of dead / blind idiots out there….but a plant…one that grows so easily and has all kinds of health benefits, that isn’t really processed before being smoked, in a it grows in the earth, you pick it, dry it and smoke it, a very simple process if it wasn’t illegal….but it is illegal in way too many places because we as a people let the government do fucked up things…LIKE INCOME TAX….

So here are some babes naked with their weed to celebrate a plant that is just a plant…even if I’m more a drunk…it’s just a fucking plant….

So Happy 420 ya’ll…

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2020

20

Apr

Helena Christensen Old Momma Booty Photoshoto of the Day

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Helena Christensen is the latest of the 90s hot babes who are now 50 years old showing you that with the right diet, exercise, level of wealth, cosmetic procedures, they can use those solid genetics to continue to be worth fucking into their senior at risk of dying of COVID-19 age.

You may know her as Norman Reedus’ baby momma, or the girl who used to choke out Michael Hutchence to make him cum…or maybe you remember her as the cofounder of NYLON magazine…but I remember her as being a catalog panty model when that meant something….a Danish in America hero that men everywhere jerked off to thanks to their wive’s bringing that catalog porn into the house…instead of trying to sneak your own porn in.

She’s still at it…showing that old ass, that’s a better ass than young ass, because older generation knows it takes effort to be hot and don’t believe that anyone should be a model, especially after they’ve been models, because it would reduce what they did and got paid too much for, to be all pedestrian…peasant shit…so being a model, at least to her, has to be a prestigious thing that takes WORK.

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2020

20

Apr

Social Distancing Smoking for 420 and Other Videos of the Day

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Social Distancing Smoking for 420

BRA FACE MASk!

Chipotle Freak Out…

Customer Attacks Lady at Supermarket!!

Quarantine Liquor Shopping

Surprising the Garbage Man….

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2020

20

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The only excitement that happens in my life since I don’t use social media or really talk to other humans is that I occasionally get emails from people mad that I post their images…

They get mad at me for being judgemental commentary, they get upset that I call them sex workers, whores, or fat…they get mad when I question whether they are worthy of being models, or if they are hot enough…they don’t like that I make fun of their images….they act shocked that their images from social media that I find all over random websites are on a site called DRUNKENSTEPFATHER…that wasn’t the intent….you know how dare I violate them like that.

It’s pretty hilarious and crazy, especially since the whole point of being in a photo is for people to criticize it..

Millennials don’t understand basic sarcasm or the internet. They just know social media monetization and selling feet pics to perverts since that is normalized…..and way less work than doing sugar baby shit where you gotta actually fuck the dude….

They don’t want to be judged, but are literally objectifying themselves in photos and video to be judged….it’s not like I’m pulling the loser weirdo that you’d traditionally see bullied in the movies…we are bullying the “cool kids”…who think they are worthy of being celebrated as they self promote..

If you do anything, you should anticipate or expect someone to point and laugh, I think we call them “Haters”….or they can play the whole “you all just jealous” you know to power through it. Even Taylor Swift has a haters gonna hate song to justify her being a cunt…

The point is that a restaurant critic can review a restaurant and call it shit, so can a movie critic, but a people critic, being critical of content that PEOPLE are producing, is called a bully, or an asshole, or a sociopath….

What really matters is not the feelings of one. We don’t need accept anyone….I think what matters is sacrificing the feelings of 1 for the benefit and entertainment of more than 1….

SIMPLE fucking math…..

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Eva Amurri Breast Feeding
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Lena’s Hot Lingerie Photoshoot on Facetime!
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Fitness Model Getting Chiropractic Treatment!
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Prison Rap Recorded on a Smuggled Phone
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Just a Shit Driver!
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Megan Markle is Such a Gold Digging Trashcan who wrote a letter to break up with UK Tabloids despite being a FAME whore so aggresively that she made the prince move her to LA to be FAMOUS
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Guy Tries to Stab Someone Gets Put In His Place…
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Naked Guy Slaps Cop – Gets TASED
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Bratty Son Gets Put info His Place his Father
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Dog Doesn’t Understand Door Without Glass!
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2020

18

Apr

Jillian Mae is the Weekend Quarantine Girlfriend of the Day

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Jillian Mae is today’s Quarantine girlfriend that I am willing to be a cuck about and let you see naked because that’s how comfortable I am in our relationship.

Think of this as girlfriend pic trading, wife swapping, all those other good things that bored married couples get involved in for the husband to think his wife still has sex appeal, despite him seeing her as the mom of his kids. Everyone laughs at cucks for not being real men, for being closet cases, because dudes who consider themselves alphas are actually insecure pussies, while cucks are just visual learners who want to see their wife get fucked, like she is still desired, despite knowing she’s not. All it really proves is dudes will bang ANYTHING!!

Luckily there are babes like Jillian on the internet to give us something more exciting that watching our wives we are bored of try to be sexy, by being a new girl being sexy and if you
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In the meantime here’s a hot preview of Jillian.