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2020

30

Apr

LV Angel is Back and Nude of the Day

Universal Angel or LV Plastic is hilarious.

I don’t know if you remember her but she was one of the original international sugar babies of TUMBLR / INSTAGRAM.

She would travel to all these amazing places with rich dudes and document her adventures, rarely exposing the sugar daddies taking her on the trip, but she was hilarious throughout those years.

Everyone I knew followed her and we’d all share her insane misadventures, from getting a nose job in Turkey where she lost her fucking mind and cried about poor people or some other shit, it’s asking a lot of me to remember a Snapchat story from 5 fucking years ago.

Then there was another story where she shit on either the bed or on the dishes of some asshole AIRBNB owner and documented the whole thing…it was great times, entertaining times…simpler times.

The rumor is that she got banned from America for being a sex worker, she’s in Vancouver with a new boyfriend and not Sugar Babying….

She consistently disappears, but this last disappearance was a long one…but she’s back with a nude, with some nip, looking pretty much the same because not much has changed

Never forget LV Plastic / Universal Angel a true original…before EVERY girl became like this.

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2020

30

Apr

Kristen Bell Panty Mask of the DAy

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Ellen is a fucking pervert. Could you imagine the backlash I’d get if I tried to make girl sniff their dirty panties as a face mask for the sake of my weird brand of comedy? Or if any dude went down that road, unless they were Joe Biden, the world would FLIP OUT, cancel them…but for some reason I can’t explain or understand…certain people are inappropriate and no one cares…like Ryan Seacrest. I know girls who he has made check their cell phones upon entering his home that he proceeded to do drugs with and fuck up the ass….probably not in a rape way, but still a creep…yet when #MeToo happened not one girl he was an inapproriate dick to came forward…SCAMS MAN…SCAMS…LIES…

Since it’s Ellen, the American scammer of the century…I don’t believe she’s the illuminati like the conspiracies do, but I do think she is the devil. She basically was bitter for years after her hit show was cancelled and realized when she had the chance to replace the other Lesbian on TV, because clearly the world accepted lesbian daytime talk show hosts, I’m talking ROSIE not OPRAH or Sally Jesse….it was her WINDOW…of “I’ll interview people, be a dancing monkey, charm the world like a psychopath and win because the world are a bunch of morons”.

Every time I have seen her intereviews I find her mocking, condescending, perveted and disugsting….I don’t find her funny and when her sign off is “Be Kind to Each Other” knowing she’s evil…it’s the standard bait and switch used car salesman saying “Trust me, this is the best car ever, Honestly”…PROGRAMMING THE MINDS OF THE AUDIENCE THROUGH PROVEN TACTICS…

So instead of flagging her pervert lesbian content like sniffing panties as the porn that it is, she’s praised and checks are signed…

Then there’s the whole “but she gives so much back to the people” idiots, who don’t realize the prizes she gives are advertising deals and she’s making 10 times what the price money is….

Cancel this bitch oh and I hate Kristen Bell too. I don’t know why but she sucks…fuck em all I say…fuck em all.

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2020

30

Apr

Costco Flasher of the Day

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I have been wanting to do a compilation of all the girls out there still flashing in retail stores because retail stores are the forbidden fruit in these COVID lockdown times…especially the independent retail stores that were locked down for 7-8 weeks, despite the big box retail stores remaining open, because some snot faced pimply kid who works in a big box store has more pride to keep things safe from the “old person” disease than someone who’s life is invested in their retail sore…so as you can go to Home Depot, Walmart and Costco…the evil companies that killed local business, local community…and buy all the bullshit you need that aren’t essential…you know like condoms…because ESSENTIAL BUSINESS narrative was a fucking lie to make ya’ll go broke..

Anyway…Retail the forbidden fruit….with a young Asian Flasher in a face mask for COVID….and don’t be all racist on her, it’s not her fault the US Government created a virus to CONTROL you…she’s just here bringing the entertainment.

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2020

30

Apr

Britney Spears Workout of the Day

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There’s a story trending about how Britney Spears burnt down her gym with “candles’ she left out in an attempt to kill herself, or escape, or maybe it was really just an accident because she’s so heavily medicated.

Who knows…but she’s down to two pieces of equipment because that insurance money hasn’t come in, even though any fitness brand would send her any products her and her trainer boyfriend want for free…so to celebrate she decided to do a jittery, crackhead on drugs, maybe a schizo on schizo drugs with all those body shake side effects they have…to tell the world she needs help..or to say at 39 she’s still fun to watch move…even though she’s 39 and that makes no logical sense.

I still think a Britney in Captivity is worth watching hump the air like the nutjob she is…the rich version of the toothless homeless crackhead offering a blowjob for a warm cup of soup.

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2020

30

Apr

Bikini Bridges of the Day

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Bikini Bridges unlike Lloyd Bridges are pretty great.

I know what you’re thinking and that is that Lloyd Bridges is also great, he is the father of the very important Beau Bridges…but more impoortanly the he is the father of the LEGEND Jeff Bridges who is up there as one of my favorite actors and not because of Lebowski, I don’t even remember Lebowski besides it being over-referenced by people I hate enough for me to hate it….

So maybe this post should read Bikini Bridges LIKE Lloyd Bridges are great…maybe they re related…you know since they have the same last name?

What is a bikini bridge…it is when the hips are bigger than the mound…and the hips make supports for the bikini to cross the mound..a bridge you’d like to live under…when really the whole thing in unnecessary…no bridge needed…this should involve NO bikini bottoms…BLOW THEM UP…Fuck the bikini bridge…I’m sure that’s what you

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2020

30

Apr

Hot Chicks Being Hot and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Slaps Cop

Dude Dressed like 17th Century Plague Doctor

Neighbors Make a Social Distancing Bar.

Elderly Woman Hit with Pipe for her Pizza

Truck Tears Apart Box

Tree Cutter

Officer Shot

Truck gets Stolen

No Brakes, No Shoes, No Problem

Family on a Bike

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2020

30

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I find it pretty irritating that everyone is a fucking influencer. I prefer when no one had a voice and we were only exposed to the mainstream media controlled by the advertisers, the government, the secret societies, and whoever else controls the narrative that gives us the moral code we adhere to…

Instagram has allowed people who would never exist to exist…because once they get the follow…they keep that follow…as most people don’t unfollow…so you go viral once 5 years ago and you still have those millions of people keeping you around…when you should have just been a viral clip 5 years ago….

Why is everyone an influencer…seeing some waitress or unemployed bitch with 4 followers teaching me self care can suck a dick…or should suck a dick..on video for her subscription site…rather than tell me her recipe for falafel or what to do with a browning avacado…when their lifehacks don’t make them rich…they still working their shitty jobs..

I am glad these people didn’t exist when I was growing up, giving me advice on how to make a fucking pancake…

People wanting to “Become a Influencer”….suck a dick…influence that load on your face how about that being the only skills you got…rather than all that other shit you’ve been spewing…

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2020

29

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Non-Sheeple.

I am not the kind of guy who is like:

“Masks are for pussies, man up. Vaccines are for pussies, man up. Contact tracing is for idiots who want to be tracked by the man despite already being tracked by the man, man up. Social Distancing gets in the way of getting my dick sucked. Man up….the virus is a lie man, it’s a scam man, they just want to control you man, only old people die man, give people the chance to live man, if we catch it that’s on us, we’d rather catch it and likely live, than be imprisioned…don’t be a sheeple people…Dude, where’s your COVID Pussy…I guess everywhere since you are all COVID pussies….man up man…man man”….

I am the NEVER LET THIS END IT IS SO PEACEFUL. I am loving the never leaving the house. The no stores, the no noise. The idiots faking the social distancing despite being ontop of each other. Whether the virus is a lie or real or not…the best of this crisis is behind us and that’s too bad. If only I was the CEO of the world….If Only..

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NFLer Arrested for Marijuana – THAT Still Happens?
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Halsey Big Cleavage with her Fake Freckles.
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Camila Morrone Hot Bikini!
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Spider Gives a High Five
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Katherine McNamara in some Cosplay
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Christopher Reeve’s Son Accidentally Pantless on TV
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Woman Picks Fight with Russian
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Dog and Cat Caught in the Act
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People in Sacremento Protesting Lockdown
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2020

29

Apr

PeytonxAurora is Your Quarantine Girlfriend of the Day

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Peyton Aurora is today’s Quarantine Girlfriend. I like to think we are going steady and that she’ll wear my varsity sweater, you know the way nature intended, but I’m an asshole and this is basically my “dear john” to her. She was good, even great. She was creative and she was hot. She was engaging and everything I’d want in a loving relationship…but there are SO MANY MORE Free Cam Girls to explore.

I know what you’re thinking and that is that I am not being sincere in celebrating these cam girls, but the truth is, I am. I watch girls on MY FREE CAMS all the fucking time. It is free. It gives me ideas and the girls are fucking eager, aim to please as they are on their hustle and that alone makes it worth it. They are offering a service that you get to watch for free, tip if you want, and engage if you want. It’s the voyeurs dream of being invited into a girl’s bedroom and having her put on a show. This doesn’t happen anywhere else in life. It doesn’t even happen when you start dating a girl.

So now, when in quarantine, even if you’re not in quarantine, but bars aren’t open…so what the hell else are you going to do…Netflix again? Instead of interacting with girls who get naked and do crazy things with themselves and to themselves…that’s the CRAZIEST thing I’ve ever heard besides this whole GLOBAL PANDEMIC.

Now check out my girlfriend, soon to be ex girlfriend’s pics! She’s good.

She recently turned her tits into cupcakes

She also smokes weed..

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2020

29

Apr

Josie Canseco Nipples of the Day

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Josie Canseco is the trashy rich kid that was conceived out of opportunity rather than love, but that doesn’t mean her parents don’t like her, regret having her, it just means her mom was a hooters waitress and her dad a big famous baseball player…do the fucking math.

She’s been consitently slutty throughout her introduction to us as the athlete’s daughter. She’s been in a bikini or half naked consistently and people find her fucking hot..so keep up the same hustle…

Her friend is some other bitch with 2.7 million followers named Scarlett Rose because being named after one color, why not go for two….not to mention ROSE is the middle name of the generation…give PEONY a chance…but name or not, she is also hot…

Together they have come together in this fuck social distancing, we aren’t pussies, but we have pussies that we put things like penises inside….

So that together they can do a sheer white outfit getting wet in a Malibu home that probably belongs to one of these rich fucks’ parents…

Rich kids on coke is alright, but I prefer rich kids on each other being hot and half naked whilst wet sluts….

I get a lot of hate for calling girls sluts, but if they are sluts, I think it’s the best way to describe them, plus I love sluts…without them…life would be boring…so celebrate sluts.

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