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2020

Apr

Britt Robertson in a Wet White Nightgown of the Day

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I don’t know who Britt Robertson is, I did a google search because I figure it’s my duty to give you something more than just pics of these people that I find on the FORUM ….

I saw a spooky wet white nightgown that reminded me of some ghost horror story that takes place in the Victorian era and was like “THAT IS MY FETISH”….

I don’t know if you can see actual bush through the wet white fabric, but we can pretend.

In terms of Britt Robertson, she’s an actor and has a nicer house than you. She’s 30, she was supposed to be in the GROWING PAINS redux you had no idea existed….and I guess her big role was in Tomorrowland, which I’ve never heard of but that was apparently a big deal.

I am pretty disappointed in these wet white nightgown pics but they can’t all be winners.

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2020

Apr

Customer Sniffs Woman’s Butt and Other Videos of the Day

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Bar Attack

Rats in CHina

Everyone Fine that Dinosaur

Mike Pence Knows COVID is a Scam

Monster Truck Fail

Watermelon Truck on fire

Scooterist gets Knocked Out by a Ghost

Man Hits Head on Garage Door

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2020

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was just thinking what is it called when you motorboat an ass. I figure I can google it, there’s probably a name for it, because I know motorboating pussy with panties is sail boating, motorboating pussy with its period is called river boating…and I am going to assume motorboating a fat ass is called barging….but maybe it’s called container shipping…I’m not nautical enough to know the answers to these hard hitting questions…

I feel like an 17 year old girl the day before her 18th birthday she’s been waiting for so that she can finally post her nudes online like the rest of the girls in her class…it used to be excited for 18 to vote, but the government has let you down….to buy SMOKES, but everyone vapes….to drink in Canada, but they are more into prescription drugs they steal from their dying grannies – the posting the nudes and setting up a premium snap is finally getting to live their dream

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Ola Rudnicka Titties for Fashion
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Pantsless Son of Christopher Reeve on GMA
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Orange is the New Black Creator Signs Quarantine Show Deal. Obviously.
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What s Nuclear Bomb Blast Feel Like?
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Why is Our UFO Footage so Shit
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Some Athlete Named Isiah WIlson’s Mom Pulls his Girlfriend off Him
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Big Dog Hates Baths
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Teen Shoots Himself and Blames Robbers
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That Chinese Naked Performance Artist is Hilarious
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Mercedes Crashes into a Parked Car
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Road Racing Crash
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Hard Hitting Questions Answered – What Makes British Crossroads So Dangerous
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Stroking a Baby Chicken To Sleep
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2020

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I know everyone thinks the virus is a hoax, at least the only people I talk to or pay attention to, but there are still people who are freaked the fuck out, pussies, scared of it, think they have it, making it about them in the worst way, rather than facing it head on..and saying “we’re all gonna die anyway, if it takes me, it takes me”….

Regardless of that, we all know that this we have a lot of new challenges to face when they open up the world….it will be this new, tracked for the sake of humanity (sure) normal…where we are all microchipped for the sake of humanity (sure)…

But that’s the least of our worries..because I know that very BUTTER FACE is sitting in her apartment eager to finally get the appreciation they feel they deserve for all their hard work to compensate for being a butter face, like working out, dressing hot…the things people don’t really notice like great tits, a great ass, great minge….because they are thrown off by the face….because they know they can play the MASK angle for a pretty fucking long time…like you may never see a bitch you fuck’s face, all she has to do is play off the fear of the VIRUS but the NEED to Fuck…no dude will argue it…hell they’ll invite it…a new role play….until 14 days on a vacation somewhere reveals the TRUTH…

Catfishing got nothing on PANDEMIC PPE-ING….the real nightmare in all this…the real HORROR….the BUTTER FACES.

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Instagram Model in Leggings Spins a Football
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Olivia Culpo’s Throwback See Through
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Emma Roberts Quarantine Show
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Interesting Timing for that UFO Footage
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Goonies Reunion!
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Robert Plant’s First Introduction of Led Zepplin…
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Natalie Dormer – Hard Nips
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Josie Canseco Nips in a Wifebeater…
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Chrissy Teigen is a Big Fake Titty Square Bodied Monster
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Alexandra Daddario Braless in a Skimpy Tanktop….
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CJ Perry in a Big Titty Bikini
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Mercedes Crash
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Masturbate to Ariana Grande’s At Home Performance
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Hilary Duff Looks Dead as Fuck
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Loser Hippie Concert Goeers Trapped in Panama
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Linna Pearl BOOTY
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Weird Internet Challenge
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Big Dog Hates Baths
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Chelsea Handler’s Naked Book Club
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Shay Mitchell Boozing Through Quarantine
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Just a Guy Pretending to be Bruce Lee
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Bowl Cut of the Day
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Chanel Westcoast in a Bikini – Unrecognizable
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Stroking a Baby Chicken to Sleep…
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Peyton Roi List Got Big Tits
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Jamie King is Dog Shit
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Elle and Dakota Fanning Together
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Brie Larson Hard Nips
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Titty Gets Pulled Out by a Patron
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Hot Naked Reddit Amateur
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Outdoor Sex with a View
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Just Some Drugged Out Dude
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Sex on the Beach
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2020

Apr

aleXis is Your Quarantine Girlfriend of the Day

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ALEXIS is today’s Qurantine girlfriend, you know the kind of girl you want to be locked down with, but just for a day, since there are 1000s of other girls out there for you.…but why look at other girls, when you’ve got Alexis, who currently bought real estate in the San Fernando Valley where she’s doing a full reno…nothing hotter than a real estate investor who doesn’t fear getting her hands dirty in renos or in webcam shows that buy her those homes. She’s good.

Not that you are even in Quarantine at least not if you live around here. I have not seen more people outside in the history of living in this city. I guess when you tell people they can’t do something, eventually they say “Fuck right off, I’ll do what I want, you can’t stop me Government, I’ll risk catching the virus”….which is fine by me, I figure you should stand up to the man, you can’t let them just police you and take your livelihood making you a slave. Fight the power.

Bars aren’t open, restaurants aren’t open, so even if you’re a freedom fighter, you need that nightly entertainment, and while being basic and watching all the trending Netflix shows like a mom blogger is fine for a mom blogger, you can man the fuck up and watch girls being fun, playful, better than any girl in a bar…live shows and all…at THIS SITE …so do that, more interactive, more fulfilling for your soul…it is just a good time…

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2020

Apr

Jordyn Jones Workout of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is not Tom Jones’ daughter. She’s not Jenny Joness daughter. She’s not Tommy Lee Jones’ Daughter….give me more celebs with the last name Jones….JAMES EARL JONES…not his daughter either….I’ve gone down this route with this one before. My goto wtf am I going to say about a hot blonde chick from instagram showing off her workouts, which by default means she’s showing off her tight body in motion, because that’s what working out is for most people who aren’t 300 pounds and pretending to workout to justify eating the entire cake, or to appease their doctors, or to not die of COVID cuz a lot of the death are us fat fucks who don’t take care of ourselves…because why bother when slutty girls like this can do it for us.

I mean if we were to go to Gyms like we lived in Georgia, we couldn’t get the full experience if a girl like this was there squatting, because we are decent in our perversion and try to be discreet…

But on the internet…I can zoom in on where she shits from…and target just the pixels I want to cum to…asssuming I could still cum…I’m old and fat and that all ties back to the obesity-related diseases…

So who Jordyn Jones is doesn’t matter…who fucking cares…she’s got a rocking body…she shows off in ways she can pretend are wholesome….leaving me with questions…life changing questions like….where are the nudes…if we are all going to die…give us the damn nudes…before it is too late..

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2020

Apr

Dascha Polanco Zoom Meeting Panties of the Day

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Dascha Polanco is your kind of woman…as she is getting a taste of that CAM GIRL life…as she sits on her ZOOM MEETING with her pants off, like so many talk show hosts and tele conferencing jokes before her….

I think the whole “I’m not wearing pants” joke is beyond played out, but I could just be hating on it because she’s the kind of girl I’d rather see in her pants, trust me, I know played out jokes, I’ve played them out so hard that people don’t even know this site is a “Comedy Site”….they are just like “what is this weirdness”….and not in a good way.

Either way, the 37 year old, mom of two, Dominican….is probably your kind of girl, you know the Chambermaid you hope walks in on you masturbating so you can be like that porn dude who jerks off to chambermaids when they come in to clean the room.

I am not saying that all Domincans are chambermaids, but those in the Domincan probably were before COVID killed the tourism business.

She’s from Orange is the new black…she’s got cankles…this is the opposite of sexy…it’s when a fat girl imitates a hot girl…and you still have to fuck her cuz you’ve gone to far level of zero sexy..

ALl this to say, Pants off on a Zoom Meeting, as if you have meetings, GOOD ONE.

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2020

Apr

Jojo Nude Video of the Day

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Jojo has been trying to put herself back on the map for a while.

I’ve seen her comeback tour and I’ve watched her titties be used as much as they can be used while she discovered that big tits get hits and since she doesn’t maybe they’d be a help, you know since she’s the host body.

THE IS THAT TITTY FLASH

Then she flashed her full tit in a staged accident, we’ll pretend was an accident, because it could have been, it’s just convenient since she was doing the titty content prior to the titty slip, but who says convenience is a bad thing…not anyone who’s still fucking the old mop of a chick you started fucking years ago…

ANYWAY…this is her post titty flash music video in her comeback tour…that she wants to see become a hit…because hits keep them living well, and keeps her mom out of working as a maid….exciting….

Here she is in her bath robe

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2020

Apr

Tia Mallia’s Hot Bathing Suit Shoot of the Day

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Here’s a bathing suit model with some rocking tits because Americans love tits, they love tits so much it doesn’t fucking matter what the tits are attached to, so long as there are tits. I have seen countless models and actors get hype for having big tits alone over the last 20 years. These are people who would otherwise not exist, but thanks to the tits they matter….go viral…and not in a herpes kind of way…but in a making fucking money like a RAT COW would….

So we don’t know Tia Mallia, at least not that I know of…but she’s got tits…she hasn’t gone viral with only 47k followers…she’s apparently from Australia which means she gets drunk and fucks…all Australian girls do…it’s a fact I learned watching Crocodile Dundee….

I don’t know what this shoot is for, but does it really matter, she’s holding her tit in it, which is all that matters in this moment….her and now..that we are sharing…together…but apart so poetic.

Her instagram is HERE if you want to jerk off to more of her…and you do.

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2020

Apr

Jaime King Nipples of the Day

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Jamie King is some trash who is out there facing COVID with her tits out in a tight bathing suit looking outfit that may remind you of your elementary school swim class…because the tits are very 40 year old in the 90s….

She’s out here for the paparazzi so that they notice her and feel she’s worthy of a pic in these times of celebrities not producing nearly as much paparazzi clickbait….so they’ll shoot pics of anyone…assuming she didn’t call it in…but she probbaly called it in…maximize that trip to the outside world…since the coverage is the only reason she’s on a trip to the outside world…

I am sure she’s not scared of a bullshit virus, she was tying up and spiking her veins with street heroin back in the 90s…when AIDS was a thing. Her boyfriend died of an overdose that I am sure she was there for and she didn’t save him because she was likely having the best high of her life at the time….and because she’s the kind of cunt who lets you die on her watch….

She managed to swap out her career of being a heroin addict model who had her tits out, to an acting career that hasn’t been significant, but that have clearly taken some of the same tactics her modeling career did of having her tits out….because showing off the tits to get people interested in her is one of the most primitive tactics a woman can use and have been using since we were primitive apes…

Either way, 50 year old ex heroin model tits in a face mask isn’t my fetish.

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