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2020

01

Apr

Naughty Nurses Gone Wild of the Day

Essential workers are key, I am just surprised so many of them are exhibitionists, who deal with the stress of the front lines, tits out in selfies they send to friends and post to the internet for feedback….maybe it’s part of caring, being inclined to care for people in dark times, or all times, and their instinct to help that got them in the nursing to begin with, is the same instinct to care for a man’s sexual needs…or maybe they are just perverts…who get off showing off….

But nursing is the sex work of the healthcare system, if anything a lot of nurses worked in sex work when going to nurse school, as a backup plan for that real job when stripping was over, I mean great sugar daddy potential in a hospital I guess…

Either way, or heroes, on the front lines, being weird, being fetishes for you nurse uniform loving perverts with a nurse fetish cuz you like all the germs on you.

April Fools…

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Posted in:COVID-19|Features

2020

01

Apr

Self Isolation Head Butt Challlenge and Other Videos of the Day

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Quarantine Soccer…

Covid Protection

Girl Trying to Escape Quarantine

Hot Singing Voice!

The Animals are Starting to Takeover the World Again….We are Doomed

Woman Jumping in a Hole

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

01

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I have only done one April Fool’s joke in the history of this site, where I redirected the site to Disney.com for half the day…that was when traffic was rich, I was rich in traffic and knew people would come back…as I sit here dying….as a person and a site…I think of how bold and reckless I was as a website all those years ago….

I wonder if “I have COVID-19” or coughing on strangers is the April Fool’s joke of the year. Or just calling family members saying your mom died of COVID the night before….you know COVID themed April Fools jokes….not that we aren’t already over the COVID content, jokes, comments, like let’s find some other crisis to focus on that’s not an actual crisis…like Weinstein rapes…

Speaking of COVID, I read that China lied about death rate, that 40 times more people probably died, that 23 million cellphones were disconnected, all of which could be fake news, sure, but who the fuck ever trusted China on anything, other than all the people of America allowing TIKTOK spyware on their phones like a bunch of dancing idiots…..

The whole point of China…is to take the fuck over, they own your manufacturing, they own a lot of your debt, real estate, convenience stores….ya’ll let it happen….now sit back, relax and enjoy the WW3….

That’s all I got for now…more uneducated, ignorant, angry, lazy, hater, judgemental, pervert, opinions to come….just after the links…

Eugenie Bouchard Booty in Leggings!
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Kara Milner in Red Lingerie
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Sky Diver Setting a New Free Fall Record
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Elliot Stabler’s Returning for New Law & Order SVU Spin OFf
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Dolly Parton’s Going to Read Bed Time Stories To You Perverts Once a Week
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They Call this the Coolest Far Ever…
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Julia Robert’s Modest Malibu Home for 8 Million
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Man in Court Throws Drugs to Frame Other Guy
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The Dab Rig You Need in Lockdown
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2020

31

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Anyone out there licking sidewalks to get the real taste of the corona? Or are you just sticking to toilet seats…I’m more into licking the asshole of strange women I meet doing fitness now that they have nothing better to do than fitness…from 6 feet away like it was sex in the 80s during the AIDS crisis….because I am responsible….not that I leave the house…but if I did…it’d be asshole licking from 6 feet away….

I know a lot of people are thinking this whole thing is a hoax, not real, less deadly than the flu, some elaborate international April Fools joke, in a GOTCHA kind of way….so Tomorrow you will find your TRUTH….and if it IS, I’ll just assume that saying it is the joke is the joke and continue my life in Quarantine….

I have a system in place, so I prefer to think it’s more of a virus that will kill us all ….you know apocalypse, we are all going to die, it’s just the beginning, sci/fi movie, last people on earth as we watch our neighbors die…kind of situation….even if it’s not….

I figure I’ll continue thinking that way until I eventually die of it…or something else while in the comfort of my own home even if it is a shitty home because I don’t leave the house pre virus, when I had every reason to leave the house so I am sure as fuck no leaving the house during the virus, or after the virus either….because I now have a reason to never leave the house again. Before it was weird, but now it is “but the virus” and in the future it will be “but the virus”….so anyway you dice it, this is my past, present and future…..

So join me as I don’t shower, don’t get dressed, don’t leave the house….so if it was an April Fools prank….or a Hoax and you all need to go back to work to sustain yourself, don’t….you have PTSD now…get on disability….I mean we all knew you are a retard, now we have a valid excuse.

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Nicole Scherzinger as the Tiger King
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HAnnah Palmer – Panties!
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Em Rat Cow Naked with Fat Jew Producing Clickbait
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Sophie Mudd Topless in the Bath
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Woman Who Lives like a 1950s Housewife Every Day
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Saltine Cracker Hack
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The World’s Tallest and SHortest People are Neighbors
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Don’t Fucking Cough
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Sony Quits 2020
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Lohan is Making a Music Comeback
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Michael C Hall is Frontman to Some Band
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Kate Upton is Ugly – her Sloppy Tits Don’t Save Her
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Caught with the Side Bitch
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Ariana Grande Took Down her Pony Tail
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Ten Celeb On/OFfs
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Ella Eyre in a See Through Top
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Two Girls in Bikinis have a Nip Slip!
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The N-Word High School
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Wiping Masks with Shoes…
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Idiot Kid Can’t Figure Out her Closet
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Idiot Gets Stuck on Iceberg and Floats Away
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Brooke Burke Publicity Stunt COVID Workout on her Front Lawn for the Paparazzi
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Manicured BUSH
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Dave Grohl’s Tribute to Essential Workers
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How China Beat COVID – Event Though they Haven’t
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Fight in the Shoe Store
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Almost Naked Kobe Tribute
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Bartender Gets Groped…
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Hot Oksana Removes Shorts1
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Lucy Pulls Off her Pantyhouse
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Use this Hot Twerking Bobble Smelling Booty for Your Car
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The Dab Rig You Need in Lockdown
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Bella Hadid Target Shopper with her Tits Out
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Ariel Winter is Fat as Shit
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Phoebe Price is the COVID Hero we Need
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Ester Exposito in Magazine
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Eiza Gonzalez Photoshoot
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Elizabeth Olsen Quarantine Legs
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Emmy Rossum Covid Whore
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Kate Bosworth’s Photoshoot
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Wife Opens Beer with her Asshole
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Harper Hempel Giving Jamal Murray Head
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Animals Hate Us….Featuring Sluts…
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Nudists Doing Yardwork
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Slutty Reddit Amateur Named Hoes Feratu
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Nerdy Girl Dildo
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Two Black girls at the Gym Together
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Wife Caught Red Handed
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Kilt Fail
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Naked Model Photoshoot
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Nude By the Ocean
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People Having a Shittier Day than You
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Nadine Naked Outside
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Black Milf Naked
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2020

31

Mar

Bella Thorne’s Quarantine Update You Don’t Need of the Day

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I would say that Bella Thorne is some natural born performer, but that’s not entirely true, she was more the cutest of the kids from some stage parent trash with Celebrity dreams as all Americans do, only figured the best shot was to exploit her kids….so with abuse, force, sexual abuse, other tactics…she turned Bella Thorne into this “performer” who is always on because she doesn’t know the fucking difference, or how to act differently, and it works for her as normal people who are more laid back, less annoying, not acting like they are on stage at a High School production of CATS….because we aren’t as desperate, insecure and broken…

But she does like being on camera because she was groomed this way, and this is the content she’s putting out there in quarantine…I figure those you who with a grease trap fetish, who can’t roll around in the grease trap outside their favorite restaurant because it is closed under the pandemic quarantine rules…leaving you at home with a bucket of lard, but no deep fryer to make it the way you need it to be in order to get off….lucky for you the human grease trap is out here producing.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2020

31

Mar

Britney Spears Posts a Porn Looking Selfie of the Day

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So Britney Spears posted this picture up with the caption:

I woke up and my hair was curly today !!! I was kind of excited ? I hope you guys are having a wonderful time with your families…..

But we know she was more about the angle with her tits out, looking like she’s about to do some dick sucking casting couch performance she’s probably really good at because the crazy girls are all the best, as long as they don’t have overbearing white trash dads keeping them locked up and unable to let their true talents shine, even though you know if they hadn’t broke the mainstream, her dad would still manage her stripping / porn career…some people are just destined to be on camera, I guess….

This is definitely “Look at the camera” dick sucking amateur porn vibes…only starring a legend making it substantially better!

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2020

31

Mar

Titty Sucker of the Day

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I know that girls have been inserting their hair brushes and other household objects in themselves since the beginning of time, but there was a time when they didn’t admit it. You know they’d sneak down at night when the family was asleep and fuck the shit out of a cucumber or candle without anyone knowing, maybe wash it off and put it back in the fridge to use in a salad. Waste not Want Not…

But now, we’re in a show and tell era, like we’re all a bunch of preschoolers who don’t know about subtlety or how sexy less is more is…so they are all out here posting up close up penetration…now more than ever….because being a slut online is trending, normalized, and a way to make more money than a job…

The only issue is finding that audience, like this chick, who has turned to INSTAGRAM to post her sucking her own nasty tit, without instagram flagging that content..

In instagram’s defense they probably think she’s sucking on a fucking piece of lunch meat…their machine learning machine can’t figure out what the fuck is going on here she is just that nasty….

But a nice reminder that Zuckerberg is a fucking pornographer….ruining society one IG pic at a time.

You can’t give humans access or a platform to do what they instinctively want to do, because they all go nuts.

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Posted in:Instagram

2020

31

Mar

Cassie Scerbo Lace Swimsuit of the Day

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Cassie Scerbo is some 30 year old with a fat ass she likes to put on the internet because she either thinks it is hot, or she knows that dudes are pervert and like any slutty content posted, making her get more likes…and likes are everything when you’re a nothing…

She’s been in a few shitty movies, like spin-off Bring it On, then Sharknado….a legend in the making…as she quarantines better than all of you…in your shitty apartments like some kind of loser…because you are some kind of loser.

Her sheer lingerie over a black thong is a weird fucking fashion trend that I think she just created in her trying to be slutty, pretending she’s not slutty, when slutty in the only thing that matters, you know and surviving a pandemic….

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2020

31

Mar

If Corona Virus Was a Person of the Day

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This just in – the Corona Virus if it Was a Person ….

That is all I have to say about that…oh and that this is Ariel Winter, in case you couldn’t tell, despite her looking her hottest with her broken down face covered!

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2020

31

Mar

Willow Shields in a Sports Bra of the Day

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Willow Shields is not that cute by my standards, which is too bad for her, since I have no standards….

She played Primrose Everdeen in The Hunger Games film series, which means her audience is a bunch of fucking weirdo perverts, since she’s only 19 and Hunger Games came out long enough ago for Jennifer Lawrence to have been nominated for a dozen academy awards, none of which were from her performance when sucking Weinstein’s asshole….or front hole…as it was testified about his lack of a penis in court….by the women who must be proud of thesmelves for putting him away like the sociopath cunts they are…thinking it was some sort of quest for women…when it was really just bitterness and a vendetta for not getting that fame he promised them….

None of this has anything to do with Willow Shields and her slutty IG content as she tries to get more follower, or as she develops her content strategy to get likes and follows which based on experience and data involves being as slutty as possible…

I know she’s got more slutty in her, but this is what she’s bringing you perverts for now…

Here she is tits out with her dog…

Posted in:SFW|Willow Shields