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2020

18

Apr

Jillian Mae is the Weekend Quarantine Girlfriend of the Day

Jillian Mae is today’s Quarantine girlfriend that I am willing to be a cuck about and let you see naked because that’s how comfortable I am in our relationship.

Think of this as girlfriend pic trading, wife swapping, all those other good things that bored married couples get involved in for the husband to think his wife still has sex appeal, despite him seeing her as the mom of his kids. Everyone laughs at cucks for not being real men, for being closet cases, because dudes who consider themselves alphas are actually insecure pussies, while cucks are just visual learners who want to see their wife get fucked, like she is still desired, despite knowing she’s not. All it really proves is dudes will bang ANYTHING!!

Luckily there are babes like Jillian on the internet to give us something more exciting that watching our wives we are bored of try to be sexy, by being a new girl being sexy and if you
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2020

17

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I love the hate this site gets because people don’t understand the jokes…they just think it’s weird, or mean, and definitely not funny.

We know that humor is subjective and 98 percent of the COMEDY that is put out by COMEDIANS and the entertainment industry is not actually funny…yet it is accepted as funny thanks to the laugh track or whatever…the real joke is usually that they sold themselves as comedians…or sold the show…

So it doesn’t need to be funny to everyone, it can be weird, or mean, or whatever…but when there’s no laugh track…idiots take it all literal and don’t understand sarcasm or trolling or whatever this is…they just undertand “Likes and Follows”….

It doesn’t surprise me that people don’t get the joke, I mean the world has been conditioned to only understand certain types of jokes and I am really not that funny….but it does confuses me when the feedback I get from younger, dumb, practically autistic idiots who don’t get sarcasm and who are overly literal because they’ve communicated over text their whole lives…is that they think I am gross, while they the gross ones fully involved in social media with their selfies and bullshit….but more importantly….with their porn choices they think are cool.

This is a generation of WOKE, Trans, Genderless, weirdos who want to include everyone by segregating them and inviting them in, who watch throat fuckign porn and think it’s hot or normal…so much that they want to selfie themeselves doing it but the second a 50 year old calls a pussy a polluted hole….or whatever other ridiculousness I do….I’m the worst….

It’s like bitch, you watch throatfucking porn and probably produce throatfucking porn, but me saying “some of you want to drink hilary duff’s toilet water” is just so wrong.

Get the fuck out of here…

Now, people are bored so they are inventing issues…I read about anxiety created by COVID night terrors that are a “common” occurrence as people try to figure out their lives now that they have to hang out with themselves….

When people who are bored should be inventing new ways to jerk off….

Now go have sex with gel ice packs…slit them open…go at them like they are a corpse you’ve left in the freezer…your favorite kind of pussy since it can’t reject you like all those other pussies do.

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Jackie Cruz Busty Cover Song
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Zombie Angelina Jolie!
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Motorbike Slips Out!
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Kate D Naked in her Tropical Villa!
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Porn Site Offers Sports Broadcaster 1 Million Dollars to Announce Cam Show
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Olivia Munn’s in a Tight Dress for Attention Because She’s a Whore
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Not Your Average Cooking Show
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Dua Lipa’s Pink Hair
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Tom Hardy as Al Capone
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All Covid Ads are the Same
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Cat Eating Candies
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What Minneapolis Is Like During The Lockdown
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Johnny Depp Hits Instagram
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Emma Roberts Grocery Shopping
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Brooke Burns – Remember her?!
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Erin Andrews in Shorts
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2020

17

Apr

BrielleDay is Your Quarantine Girlfriend of the Day

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Brielle Day is Today’s Quarantine girlfriend because she’s pretty fucking amazing….

She plays with toys, she tests toys, she showers….she does something called Hitachi Karaoke…I mean she’s like so many of the other girls on THE ONLY WEBSITE YOU SHOULD BE ON …there are so many cam girls bored and ready to entertain you for free…it’s amazing…unless you’re not into girls putting on free shows, doing amazing things naked, all while entertaining the fuck out of you…

I mean statistically speaking, at least one of you has turned gay this quarantine. The prison effect of being locked on an apartment for too long with another dude…they talk about the quarantine 15 but they don’t talk about the quarantine homosexuality…that may go back to hetero when this is all done…but likely won’t since you were always that way…..so I guess some of you won’t appreciate this kind of hotness…

But not all of you need to go down that road…so be like me and choose to fall in love with women who interact with me for Free and if you want SUPPORT YOUR FAVORITE CAM GIRL or just watch her for free!!

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2020

17

Apr

Naomi Watts’ Old Ass in Leggings with Liev of the Day

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I was under the impression that Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber were split up or divorced after a long time of being married.

I guess they have kids together and are still homies or in Quarantine at whatever mansion that likely has a guest house they are at.

Actors are weird in general, so traditional relationships probably don’t exist. Then there’s the whole Australian girls are by default whores, so they are typically pretty laid back about their husbands fucking other girls, since they are often times that other girl, you know wild things happen when in Bali on Spring Break….based on my extensive research of seeing two hot Australians drunk at a bar once….

Then there’s the whole “maybe it’s clickbait for the paparazzi they called, they all need press”…because they are actors and in being actors are whores by default….like Australian women….

I figured why not post some old, she is likely 50 ass in leggings stretching…to give you all hope that friendships after divorce can be civil when your marriage has likely been a media play for its entirety since actors have no soul….

For those of you who care THIS IS LIEV’S NEW PUSSY

Here is his old…very very old…mother of his children pussy…

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2020

17

Apr

Sydney Sweeney Booty of the Day

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Despite Sydney Sweeney’s monster sloppy tits, she’s actually pretty fit.

As with all girls who have monster sloppy tits, it’s easy for the public to assume that the rest of her is sloppy and the rest of her will eventually catch up with those tits…it’s like big tits are the crystal ball clairvoyant psychic connection into “get this girl before she turns 25 and her metabolism slows down”…not that any of you will get this Sydney Sweeney girl, but it’s a lesson you can apply to your everyday big titty life…

That said, the it-girl who is mainly an it girl because she’s on a hit HBO show where she released her big young tits….but who is also an it girl because her agency decided she was going to be an it girl and they put her in a series of hit shows with small roles to set the stage for her titty reveal…a titty reveal I know I thought was great..should be referred to as the FIT girl..at least while watching her big tits working out….

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2020

17

Apr

Kara Del Toro Bikini of the Day

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So Kara Del Toro, who is actually not Kara Del Toro anymore because she’s married, is out here with her big instagram tits in a bikini the way they were meant to be, or at least they way they’ve always been, hence the reason she’s an instagram personality with all her followers….

Her new name is JEWELL….which is probably how she sees herself and hence the reason for the costume change…you know from one stripper name to the next….both suit her aesthetic of tits just fine…

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2020

17

Apr

Kelly Rowland Nipples of the Day

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I could have gone through life without seeing Kelly Rowland nipples, not that I actually see Kelly Rowland nipple in these pics, but I am told they are there.

Kelly Rowland , the third Destiny Child, but not the most forgotten Destiny child out here showing her tits 20 years after the first Destiny Child album, before being dropped by Beyonce after Beyonce decided to make a deal with the devil / her father to be the stand out star….who basically rode this bitch hard….to convert that success into her own top level stardom…I mean she’s Beyonce and Kelly Rowland is not…but she is 39 years old and doing this shit…..maybe times are tough and feedback is being craved…I can see how that would happen being the spoke in Beyonce’s career rather than your own human…

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2020

17

Apr

January Jones Ass Slap of the Day

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January Jones wants you to look down her shirt at her 42 year old cleavage, because it’s been a tactic she has used her entire life to get people to give her want she wants in life….which I assume is a career as an actress…or maybe it’s a child out of wedlock that the father’s identity is kept secret for whatever reason, but one I like to call BITCH GOT PAID OFF…

I figure there’s a lot hotter than a 42 year old mom who was in a few TV shows showing the smallest amount of mom cleavage…I am sure the Tampon aisle at the drug store has more near menopause tit than this even during the COVID crisis..but that’s just based on my experience of spending hours in the tampon aisle to congratulate women for being women by asking if I can have a vile of their period blood for my feminist period art inspired masturbation…

RIGHT.

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2020

17

Apr

Hilary Duff Bath Drunk of the Day

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Here’s some Hilary Duff in a bathtub drinking wine because she’s a typical 30 year old mom taking some alone time to decompress from her exhausting kids now that they aren’t in school and the nanny can’t distract them enough to give Duff her alone time….it’s pretty fucking lazy parenting…that whole mom blogger “I need to self care” in some ceremonial candle lit, glass of wine, bath masturbation…it’s gotta be some white girl shit…

But since I know some of you want to drink Hilary Duff’s bath water, while others of you want to drink her toilet water….it’s worth a post.

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2020

17

Apr

Naughty Nurses on the Front Lines of the Day

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Naughty Nurses are the fetish of the day, only because they are the front line heroes helping, except the ones who are contaminated with the virus and bringing it into Old Folks homes killing off everyone around.

If anything Nurses are the new HIV positive pussy you got to stay the fuck away from….only their HIV is COVID…

I get that we need healthcare workers to change the diapers, administer the meds, and help us not die. It’s important work.

I just don’t get why some of the people doing it are producing smut on their shift for dudes to jack off to.

I guess it just comes down to us all being perverts…that must be it…everyone a fucking pervert!