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2020

17

Apr

Megan Fox Doesn’t Know How Masks Work of the Day

I’ve gone over this before and that’s that any of the whore celebs you see doing menial errands are on some publicity tour to get seen. They are tipping off the paparazzi because in normal life…celebs don’t do grocery shopping or errands…they pay groupie losers to be their assistants and they make those assistants RUN all their commoner / peasant tasks.

I find it very hard to believe that all of a sudden, celebs want to be out in stores during a pandemic….the one time you’d want to sacrifice your shitty assistants…

Then there’s the whole mask thing, where you can’t tell the celeb is a celeb becasue they are masked. You’d have to have a tipped off paparazzi to know it was an actual celeb.

IT IS ALL LIES…

Then there’s Megan Fox who doesn’t even know how masks work, she’s got it on for show an wants ya’ll to see her old mom of three face that dropped out when she was at her hottest and now looks like some IG sugar baby….too dumb to figure out how masks work

Fuck Megan Fox and fuck her outfit choice. If you’re going to get out there and get seen, wear some of your lingerie from the brand you own you 40 year old mom fuck.

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2020

17

Apr

Stella Hudgens Bikini Cleavage of the Day

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Two of my favorite things when it comes to bullshit garbage celebrities are:

1- the children of celebrities because they are all fucked up rich kids who lived this really weird fucking life since their parents don’t actually have real jobs but have stupid levels of money and access…leading to people using them from a young age to get to their parents…always in their shadows…

2 – celebrity siblings, who are hot in their own right and if their sister wasn’t sold to the Mouse Ears at a young age, she could have had some level of fame of her own, but instead was reduced to SISTER…which comes with lots of feelings of inadequacies…while having feelings of importance because of their last name…making for a weird barely recognized, possibly cunty because it feels deserved, but deep down inside they know they are barely second string.

So Stella Hudgens is awesome to me….whether she’s got her tits hanging out in a bikini / bathing suit or not….all because of the vagina she was shat out of. Hot.

Posted in:SFW|Stella Hudgens

2020

17

Apr

Woman Freaks out in Underwear on Stream and Other Videos of the Day

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The Coffin Dance…

Bear Exploring….

Shooting Intruders

Dude Tries to Run from the Authorities…

Dumb Bitch Gets Bit by a Parrot

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2020

17

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t know why people are having a hard time with this chilling at home, if anything it should make people never want to commute again. I get that some people are totally alone and aren’t used to that, but fucking ride the voices in your head and the hallucinations as hard as you can, what the fuck else do you have to do.

I don’t know about you, but I think there’s nothing worse than when ugly girls who get their faces jacked up so that they look like porn sluts, they get their hair and make-up done so they look like porn sluts, they get their tits done so that they look like pornstars and they work out and starve themselves out so they get bodies like porn stars….despite pornstars being disgusting and usually not the object of fitness…more the object that puts things in her cunt on video which is enough to matter in this era….there’s some nasty porn chicks, I am using porn chick in a FIGURATIVE way….but yeah…nothing worse than ugly chicks who forget they are ugly and think and act like hot chicks….

So why is anyone mad at COVID and the forced vacation the world is under, when ugly chicks are out here pulling off fraud worse than COVID fraud on senior citizens…at least in the grand scheme of things..because who cares about seniors.

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Ireland Baldwin Posts a Racy Headless Bikini Selfie!
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Is Diletta Leotta the Hottest Sports Broadcaster in the World?
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Some Chick Named Lina Lorenza Nude by the Water
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Airplane Lands on Busy Highway
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The Simpson’s Get Trippy
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Dog Misses Family During Pandemic
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Elsa Hosk New Bodysuit
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Kat Stratford is Nude!
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Johnny Depp Joins Instagram!
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COVID battle in NYC Hospitals!
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Sofia Vergara’s Handbag Campaign
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How Many Fingers Fit?!
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Cum Play on her Face like it is Oil of Olay
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2020

16

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was expecting more people to go nuts in this lockdown shit….

It is unfortunate that people haven’t lost their minds quite as hard as I would have liked to have seen them lose their minds when they jobs, businesses, lives were basically robbed of them for a virus….

I am sure you once thought if there was a Global pandemic, you’d be allowed to face it if you were willing, open your store, if you chose to….but as it turns out no one cares…and are signing up to the being microchipped or at least blood tested by airlines to board them, stores to enter them, etc…

Like where is the civilian uprising? There isn’t one…everyone just chilling, producing content, getting into the swing of the retired life and loving it…

Work fucking sucks…living, even within the confines of your home…is not working…so I’m with you…ride this out couch side, snack in hand, in your underwear living what is actually YOUR best life, your dream life…

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WWE Diva is Addicted to TikTok
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Rita Ora’s Mars Attacks Cosplay
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Elsa Hosk New Bodysuit
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Puddle of Mudd’s Horrible Nirvana Cover – may be old – but is so bad!
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Holy Sonders is Looking for a New Quarantine Partner and She’s Hot!
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Women’s Soccer Star Alex Morgan Working Out When Pregnant
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Sofia Vergara’s Handbag Campaign
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Emily Ratajkowski Handbra
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Hailee Steinfeld Braless!
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Odell Beckham Jr Got HANDSY with his Model Girlfriend
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Malin Ackerman Hard Nips
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Coca Cola and Toothpaste!
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Danielle DeNicola Hot Cosplay Girl
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Hailey Beiber’s Cameltoe!
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Sydney Sweeney’s in a Wifebeater
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Grace Elizabeth’s Lingerie Shoot
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Idiot Toilet Paper Hoarder Fail
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The 50 Accents of America
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Kendra Sunderland TITTIES
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Crop Top
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Katerina Shiryaeva is a Mannequin
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Paris Hilton is Still Hot in her New Shoot
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Carmella Rose’s Horrible FULL FRONTAL!
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Groundhog Eating Pizza
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Mill Exploding
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Halle Berry Does Pillow Challenge
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Hot Bikini Photoshoot
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Taiwan Issues Fake Baseball Fans!
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Christ the Redeemer Lit Up as a Doctor….
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Cassie Ventura – THICK
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Emmy Rossum as Angelyne
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Hailey Bieber’s Bikini Throwback
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Lindsey Vonn Bikini Bath
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The Dab Rig You Need in Lockdown
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Erin Andrews Legs
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Megan Fox in a Mask
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Lily Collins Hot Skinny Legs
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Malin Akerman’s Hard Nips Walk Dogs
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Elisabetta Canalis Weird LA Workout in Bike Shorts
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More Affleck De Armas Lies
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And Some Jen Garner in a Mask to Remind you Men Win
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Irina Shayk in Full Camo
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Ireland Baldwin is a Monster
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Pig at the Grocery Store
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THE BEST FEMALE PORNSTARS!
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Pussy in Public
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Vagina Slips!
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BUTTHOLE of the Day
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9 WTF is That….
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Sluts on their Wedding Days
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A Bunch of Puts
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Em Rat Cow Tits in a Sheer Plastic Jacket
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POV Toy Fucking
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Amateur with Tits Gets Boned
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People Having a Shittir Day Than You
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Awesome Body!
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Cam Girl and her Giant DEEP THROAT
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Amateur Skinny Babe Trying to Get Internet Famous in Fishnets….
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Crazy Cam Girl Deep Throat
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Meanwhile in Quarantine
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2020

16

Apr

ReyasRoom is Your Quarantine Girlfriend of the Day

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Holy shit her tits are going to explode! In a good way. More reason to watch her live shows….these things are HUGE….

Reya’s Room is my quarantine girlfriend, but just for a day because my favorite streaming platform and I am not just saying that is My Free Cams because 1000s of girls are out here doing all kinds of things, now more than ever, because they need to stand out among the other girls….in what is the BEST replacement for sports and competiveness….making it impossible to have JUST one Quarantine Girlfriend, I can feature a different one everyday and I fucking will….

I don’t know much about Reya but I know that she’s got butt plugs and a variety of suction dildos for you to watch her use…..and it is amazing….

If you don’t like this quarantine girlfriend, there are many others….I am sure one will fit all your needs….and you’ll have the best time spending hours searching for her….CHECK IT OUT!!!

Posted in:Featured Post|Quarantine Girlfriend

2020

16

Apr

Irina Shayk is Less Hot in a Magazine of the Day

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In not so surprising news, hot mail order Russian model or spy, who integrated into the American culture via Sports Illustrated Swim, before targeting one of your A-Listers, who is hilariously an A-Lister, getting knocked up and on that CHILD SUPPORT payout program. Clever hustle.

But in not so surprising news, she was substantially hotter before she went that Hollywood mom route, when she was still a hot bodied model, but I guess the world still likes her because of her celebrity, she’s still hot, even if only fractionally as hot as she was before her vagina exploded all over the fucking floor thanks to a money making scheme…and this dyke looking photoshoot is proof that people still find her a compelling character thanks to being knocked up by an alister and not for actually being compelling, because none of these idiots are compelling, they are just puppets or life support systems for titties and pussy holes…

In this shoot is Irina Shayk with cameltoe shorts on, but also looking like a Russian 15 year old boy in the 90s waiting in a breadline…it’s a weird fetish but someone’s clearly got it….

I do like the Tennis shot though…not that you care about anything I like you jerks.

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2020

16

Apr

Hana Jirikova Bathing Suit Photoshoot of the Day

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I once said that this Hana Jirikova has the name of a failed mail order bride who was forced to turn into a fashion model because she had the height….because mail order brides if properly human trafficked can end up with billionaires….especially when they are from parts of the world that have the most billionaires per capita….

She’s actually Czech, but Czech girls are also whores at least when it comes to porn production, Prague is a hub….so things could have gone a different way for her…

This is some bullshit travel campaign that some company is launching because the airlines are anticipating a rush of travellers as soon as the borders open up and those travellers need over priced bullshit bathing suits that have enough money to fly in models and do fancy shoots for their bullshit bathing suits because the rich get richer or some shit…and the people of the internet or instagram think they need 1000 bikinis to keep their content fresh so they keep buying them…not realizing the impact and waste that puts on our already dying world….but they get that selfie man and that’s what’s important. Go fuck yourself with your content you make to make up want to fuck you….which in Hana Jirickova’s case is working even though this is fucking boring man….you’d think with the money invested they’d put up more nudity and ass shots..

Posted in:Hana Jirikova|SFW

2020

16

Apr

Tits on Instagram for TITTY THURSDAY of the Day

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It’s Titty Thursday, which I am not entirely sure is a thing or not, but it probably is, anything you can think of is a thing…

I’ve heard of Throwback Thursday and Thirsty Thursday and Titty Tuesday so TITTY THURSDAY better fucking exist..and if it doesn’t…it does now.

I know I went clever with my naming…take an existing hashtag and change the day on it….genius….I could have called it something better….

I figure we like tits and Mark Zuckerberg’s porn site like tits, so these are a compilation of tits found on his platform of tits, for the perverts out there to get excited about the tits, reminding you of how your mom never fed you with your tits, forcing you to spend your life craving tit….

Right…

I don’t know if all these pics are new or old, famous or not famous, known shoots or not, some of the tits look familiar. I just know they’ve been posted to Instagram in the last week….so enjoy the tits being posted to the fucking internet…

Posted in:Features

2020

16

Apr

Girls in Underwear in Quarantine of the Day

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Girls are posting pics of their panties on the internet during Quarantine because they are bored and I guess into being cheeky and fun by flashing their panties…you know dipping a toe in being naughty..

I am not against women in their underwear or the pics they take of themselves in underwear, I find it great.

I just find it silly that no matter how old we get, we are still like a bunch of kids or retards, which is basically the same fucking thing…

You know just a group of horny idiots just wanting to jerk off or be jerked off to…clearly the basic HUMAN instinct…while people pretend to be civilized they are all run by their genitals.

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